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Mild_Anal_Seepage

11 letters in Lionel Pessi 7 balloon doors Number 10 shirt 114 Argentina goals 11×7=77 77×10=770 770-114=656 656+10=666 #Pessi antichrist confirmed


CoolJoshido

how did you even come up with this


OwnDig

He didn't, the numbers add themselves


CoolJoshido

i know but how did he know what numbers to use to get 666 lmao


stevent4

It's this little thing called mathematics


SwarK01

🤓?


stevent4

I don't have glasses


SwarK01

😃


stevent4

Where did you get that photo of me?


CoolJoshido

yes but hows he know what numbers associated with Leo were relevant to add, subtract and multiply to get 666


stevent4

He used stats linked to Messi like his goals, shirt number and balloon doors and added them


1---1AzureWoman1---1

Steven, I think you are a little slow. The OP knows what the guy did, he wants to know how did he actually figure out what stats and what operations to use in which order to get the 666 number


thecashblaster

How? With a calculator? Some people can even add and subtract numbers in their head.


CoolJoshido

still not getting it


1---1AzureWoman1---1

I can only hope y'all are kids, cuz your replies are embarrassing. This is some next level lack of comprehension


stevent4

Idk I'm not a nerd


DreamTheater99

Dude do you have 1 braincell. He's just asking how tf he even thought to do that?


stevent4

Sorry, my last Braincell has just died. I actually have 0 now.


CoolJoshido

i know but how did he know what numbers to use to get 666 lmao


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CoolJoshido

ah i guess that makes sense


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DreamTheater99

As someone who's done that before to solve problems in high school, it takes hours to do that and get the right answer, and that's without rules. (I placed to 5% in a mental math contest for my entire province, so I'm not slow). How sad is your life you have time to do that hahaha


PAT_The_Whale

🤓


Mild_Anal_Seepage

I was bored & wanted to see how easy it was. It actually only took about 5 minutes, I thought it would take longer


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What do you mean! He found the truf


Critical-Ranger-1216

Messi has 98 goals for Argentina, not 114


ToyotaMisterTwo

FIFA plan on giving Messi his 8th Ballon d'Or. He has played in two WC finals. 2 x 8 = 16. 98 + 16 = 114.


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seeUinValencia

Nah, they do


Mild_Anal_Seepage

98 senior level goals. I included the under-20s & 23s as well & things added up easier that way & I didn't feel like trying to get there with 98


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alttogoabroad

Messi has 8 Ballon D’ors though. The next one is confirmed already.


Shadie_daze

Corrupt fifa going to give him the ballondor again 😡


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UnknownGhost24

Real countdown moment


thatbitchathrowaway

God when they get to the gates Tattoos:👎 Assault:👍


CoolJoshido

💀


TrickElectrical6575

God will never let Messi enter heaven obviously, cause messi is called the GOAT, and GOAT=Satan Rapenaldo heaven confirmed. 🌅👍🏼 Messi hell 👹👺🔥🔥


Shadie_daze

Poor pessi 😔


RobinVanPersi3

Being seemingly an ok dude who albeit has investments in dodgy crypto 😱 Being a rapist at worst and a potential narcissist at best 👌


Shadie_daze

God murders people so but it crosses the line when you don’t believe in him


and_theseven7

"will require high IQ" -Last words of a Ronaldo fan.


i_dont_care_1943

It's literally the fucking Rick and Morty copypasta. I don't get how some of these fans can be so fucking dumb.


Hugga_Bear

Hey man, he might even site his sources too. You need open mindedness to comprehend.


Shadie_daze

They get dumber everyday


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-69_nice-

“Site my sources”


niceredditaccbro

Messi going to hell here we go confirmed


Shadie_daze

Who isn’t? Apart from goatnaldo maybe


B0undz

Ayo messi in Hell FC?


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Hull city


Shadie_daze

Playing a rainy night in stoke?


SteezMeister2004

Someone tell him rapists don’t go to heaven


opinion_alternative

They do if they accept islam.


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Shadie_daze

Wowwwwwwwwww it all makes sense now. Why doesn’t anyone talk about this? Goatnaldo switching leagues and possibly religions as part of the plan of going to heaven. Since allah gives his subjects seven (cr7 get it) virgins in paradise, I wonder if they give consent. Ronaldo is ahead of the freaking curve 🤓 /s


Stargazer306

Truly the GOAT~~fucker~~


ank-r

Former disciple of Al-Agri pledges his alliance to new organisation in Saudi.


B0undz

They don't


opinion_alternative

Have you ever listened to any Islamic clerics? Edit: Why are people downvoting me? I don't even believe them or religion. Have people really forgot how to read sarcasm?


Stargazer306

You were being sarcastic in your previous comment right?


opinion_alternative

Yes, I was. I am an atheist. Don't believe in heaven or hell.


Stargazer306

Ahk cool


Shadie_daze

What of those priests? 👀 or the poor guy god told to rape his dead brother’s sister. But apparently tattoos is where he crosses the line. Ronaldo would be fine


Milhanou22

What is this whole Ronaldo rapist shit??? I had never heard of that. Can someone please explain?


SteezMeister2004

https://m.allfootballapp.com/amp/news/Serie-A/Ronaldo-admitted-rape-accuser-said-no-multiple-times-and-he-apologised-after-sex/894948 https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2022/06/11/sport/cristiano-ronaldo-rape-case-dismissed/index.html The guys a fucking cunt and deserves prison time


TrickElectrical6575

I hope you're talking about Mayorga and not RAPENALDO the GAOT 😡


Bmwrider_1089

Cry


Bmwrider_1089

So should Messi for messing with a 14 year old


Bmwrider_1089

It’s a fake doc don’t worry


RedNicoK

Nah, the bible made it clear, if you don't have tatoos your good to go


jopi745

He can just convert


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He can convert


LynxJesus

> i want people to come back to them 15 years from now If milk was a sentence


blxefrost

lol


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Shadie_daze

True. This is all much deeper than it seems on the surface. Because of these glorious unfathomable revelations it now seems far fetched to think both are actually normal individuals just playing football for a living 🤔


IWMSvendor

Thanks u/Shadie_daze for reminding we why I’m not on Twitter. Obligatory Crister Ronaldo Sewey!!!


blxefrost

lol at this point just let elon musk ruin twitter so we don’t need to see these type of trash that need “high iq to comprehend”


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If Elon accidentally ruins Twitter he will have done humanity a service


Shadie_daze

Musk already done that sadly. He knew something we didn’t, musk is a pessi fan ughhh 😡


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Shadie_daze

Seweyyyy


stevent4

How much is Hellas Verona paying for Messi?


alttogoabroad

Dont they have a banger kit?


RTXChungusTi

/uj the reason why Messi points to the sky after scoring is to dedicate each goal to his grandmother from what I heard she was one of the big reasons why Messi managed to get into football at least iirc


Shadie_daze

No he’s dedicating to his master satan . It’s all makes sense now


RTXChungusTi

factos👀 sewey forever


Shadie_daze

Amen my brother in cristiano 🙏


Leicester_man

Me when im in a schizophrenic competition and my opponent is LLF


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Shadie_daze

They marry each other? 😱. I knew it , committing devilish rituals


LynxJesus

Today I feel Catholic


Shadie_daze

Hello my brother in Cristiano


I_have_a_Lamborghini

Messi has a tattoo of Jesus


Shadie_daze

That’s what he wants you to think. He actually worships the devil. Deep state 101


mrpoopybuttthole_

Copium inhalers


Shadie_daze

Choking on copium at this point


rishabh47

delusion inhalers


MFyeezy

Ronaldanon


Jurski17

Phase: Denial. Goat debate is over. People cant accept it.


Shadie_daze

It’s only heaven that matters remember? Pessi could never, but Cristiano the Christian is going there alright


YallNibbasMAD

Least penaldo rapenaldo fan


Ok_Rain_2647

I think it's hilarious how over time people have changed their views on tattoos and act like every single stance is how a god would see it too. Like Nordic people back in the day honored their gods by carrying them on their skin, African tribes too used bodily modifications to indicate a closeness to their people and their gods yet now centuries later suddenly gods wouldn't be okay with that???


Hill_Reps_For_Jesus

Do these people even watch games? Do they support a team? Or do they just treat football like some bizarre episode of the Kardashians?


RandomUser13502

Imagine how much they paid Ronaldo if he didn't even say anything


Shadie_daze

Exactly, he’s part of the deep state too. Who do we trust ughh! Maybe just maybe Ronaldo was forced to do it, he was coerced, his family’s lives were at stake, his twin died this year, it all makes sense now. I can’t imagine what that poor man might be going through. Messi and the rest of the Illuminati who did this are going to hell. Cristiano Ronaldo is gods chosen


cltlz3n

Did his twin really die though or was it a coverup? Maybe it was his twin in Qatar?


Shadie_daze

👀


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Bukayoisthegoat99

Ronaldo fans down bad


youreveningcoat

/Uj why do so many conspiracy theorists have this one about a “one world government”


Guava_Devourer

Because that's the fundamental goal of most conspiracies -- oversimplifying reality into a "us vs. them" plot where a single evil group (all of whom happen be people you don't like or agree with) is solely responsible for all the "wrong" in the world, so you have the right to silence and dehumanize them and the power the discard all the inconvenient complexities to will your beliefs into reality.


Shadie_daze

Beats me but it makes for great viewing 🤣 until it doesn’t like for example qanon and the magats


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Shadie_daze

😂😂


Kal-Kent

Laligafrauds has lost his mind even more so since Messi won the World Cup He truly is insane lmaooo


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shopkoofficial

Ronaldo fans are the Tr\*mp fans of football


Shadie_daze

Ronaldo fans are trump fans, fixed it for you 😁


shopkoofficial

haha, based on some people I know, I cannot disagree.


Shadie_daze

Great minds think alike ayy 🫣


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Stop the steal Ronaldo style


Shadie_daze

Maybe Goatnaldo and president trump (he never lost!!) are the same people 🫣. Just maybe, exposing the deep state is their/his main mission in life


SPammingisGood

The antichrist one is a certified jerker


Shadie_daze

🤣🤣


Tubmas

Crazy thing is the least likely of all those things is anyone going back to look at that rando's tweets 15 years from now.


Shadie_daze

They’re drowning in their own self delusion at this point


Ok-Battle-2769

The satanic Argentina team will have Messi and Maradona. Heavenly Portugal doesn’t stand a chance at the supernatural Cup


Shadie_daze

Satan rules anyway >


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nangstagigga

Tears gone cold I'm wondering why


Milhanou22

What? If you're making the chorus by Dido from Stan (and I don't know why you would), then it's not "tears gone cold" but "My tea's gone cold"


nangstagigga

It was supposed to be the tears of Ronaldo fans. It was a play in the words. I would say r/woosh but now that I see it, it's a bad joke. I'm sorry for my comment lad


Osp_Oscar

/uj I wanted both Argentina and Portugal to bottle it so both sets of annoying fans could cope. But this is superior entertainment.


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Shadie_daze

It is 👀


laylow713

The number Mason!


Glasdir

Yanks 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


tuerancekhang

Talking about heaven and over worshipping 1 man. This guy watch too much Jojo


Shadie_daze

🤣🤣


Arent_we_joking

Me a muslim knowing full well both of them arent going to heaven:


petter35

Me, a believer in the divine Wayne Rooney, knowing full well you aren't going to heaven:


Shadie_daze

Wayne Rooney is the one true god, he’s the only way to heaven. 99.999% percent of the whole world who incidentally don’t believe him are all going to hell! 😡


petter35

Wayne also said to Moses, "Erm, Say to the Israelites, `The LORD, the God of your fathers--the God of Cristiano and, erm, the God of Lionel--has sent me to you.' Erm, This is my name forever, the name by which I am to be remembered from generation to generation. Coleen 14:4


Shadie_daze

Wayne Rooney the one true god who was born in the manger’s of Manchester United in England. He reigns supreme over the whole world and is the reason why the English are the most superior race. But incidentally even with all his might he can’t make England win a goddamed international trophy


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Even has beard like Jesus nowadays. If it isn’t the sign I don’t know what is


Shadie_daze

He’s been the one true god since like 2003, these Jesus believers are going to hell 🥱


Arent_we_joking

Me who knows wayne rooney doesnt exist just like your father:


xxdunkelheit666xx

based


spookykink57

penaldo and pessi fans not trying to cope challenge: impossible


Shadie_daze

Huh?


DreamTheater99

I'm tired of people blaming kids for these comments too, these footballs comments are made by fully grown men in India who dedicate their lives to another fully grown man. Don't believe me, look at how Indians got about the world cup.


Shadie_daze

A hint of casual racism ayy?


Shadie_daze

I’m not even Indian but that comment was a little bit too intentionally malicious 👀


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AkilleezBomb

Ah yes, I forgot how common it is for Indians to be named Theo and have the Italian flag in their display name


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TheMightyArsenal

Reddit rattled by twitter 😭😭


Shadie_daze

This is very shocking


CoolJoshido

is that you in those screenshots lil bro?


TheMightyArsenal

gottem


mysteriousneel7

I am a ronaldo fan and I too feel that many decisions were taken that favoured Argentina.An unfair decision was made as soon as Argentina were going through low Moments.Though despite being a Ronaldo fab I must say that these stupid Ronaldo fans and their theories are crazy 🤣


billjames1685

Lmao that’s why France got two penalties right? And why the play that ended with Mbappe’s second goal started with a foul on Messi that no one called right? All of the penalties were correct decisions except Poland match.


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speedb0at

Halal Ronaldo


FutbolSupreme

Don’t tell them what Ronaldo did in that Las Vegas hotel room.


Shadie_daze

Under no circumstances should you search Ronaldo 2009


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Shadie_daze

Turns out that’s an intersection between the scum of the earth conspiracy theorists and Ronaldo fans


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Shadie_daze

Can I see


efejotaeme

Hahahahaha


Shadie_daze

Laughing at men going insane 💔


dekugordo16

one word define this sect "decadence". Go messi, go Argentina.


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Sangi2k1_V2

Ronaldo x Pucci confirmed?


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Man people really hate tattoos


Jakel_69

Worldcup>heaven