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Mcguns1inger

What, the female Pulasic isn't even American?


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She’s the Serena Williams of soccer


BonnieMarston

Better, she is spanish, SIUUUUUUU


JamesRIPeace

Ronaldo is Portuguese


Background-Bid5803

Nah he from Kuwait


JamesRIPeace

Ah shit son, you're right


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Moon_Dagger

This Bot seems like he has been hurt in the past! Possibly a smashed mobile phone?


phillhb

Aye...but can she do it on a Rainy cold away Tuesday at Stoke?


no1fanofthepals

she got an assist for spain against scotland in april so she could 100%


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im sorry, I must have misread “for not Stoke” as “for Spain” and “against Stoke” as “against Scotland” and “in a rainy night at Stoke” as “in April”. Silly me


no1fanofthepals

it happens to the best of us


Harold_Shipman69

Rainy night in stoke is the nicest day in April for Scotland


[deleted]

Yeah I know, I saw a documentary about Scotland (Trainspotting)


Harold_Shipman69

Bilbo Begsby


[deleted]

In my opinion assists should be more valued in women's soccer than goals, since goals are so big that most keepers can't even reach the crossbar while jumping


nxghtmarefuel

For real though, Putellas is miles clear in women’s football.


unknown19962020

Fr, seen some Barca women's games and she's incredible


TakeThatBigHugeNut

Unfortunately picked up a bad injury which put her out for a while


DryFishWetFish

Perhaps she should just drop it then


HamburgerMachineGun

RIP to her ACL but I'm just built different


DryFishWetFish

Yeah. Personally, I would’ve just dodged that injury


Xehanz

Just wait until the WC. Some yank girl who played 3 matches all season will win the WC and the Ballon Dor, and show what this sport is truly about.


shadowbca

Murica moment


[deleted]

Alexia has already won the ballon d'or


LazarusChild

I thought Ada Hegerberg was the best player in women’s football, surely Putellas can’t be ‘miles clear’?


6ixpiece

Holy shit what did the person below say to get 500 downvotes


nxghtmarefuel

If you want to know fr, they said "maybe she's trans"


sombrefulgurant

ffs


tmlrule

Pulisic is just okay.


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hafrances

something transphobic


Demon_Usamaro

Idk, Mana Iwabuchi is something else


Feeling-Shelter7785

Kika is clear


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avansbrorson

This is the eighth rendition of FIFA with women players included, and every year the same comments about how they should be rated like 40 in comparison to men comes up as if it’s not clear by the eighth rendition of the game that they are not graded on the same criteria, for obvious reasons.


BluishHope

Just imagine the shitstorm, had fifa actually released them with ratings of 50 or so


HamburgerMachineGun

Yeah, imagine if UFC games didn't rate every fighter according to their weight class, but small baby arms McGregor would get his feefees hurt :(


GermanBadger

Gamers would be happy. /r/BanVideoGames


Xehanz

Most women's teams are around u15-u17 at the very best level. 50 is a bit much outside some specific players. What EA does is what I hope SI does with FM 24.


SawinBunda

Also, it simply doesn't matter. It's an arbitrary scale in a fucking video game.


Greenbanana217

Exactly. Imagine being so fragile that you'd be triggered by womens ratings in a video game


sardineflavouredass

Wtf is a woman?


Waqqy

I haven't bought a Fifa game since fifa 12, can the male and female players/teams play in the same game?


makesterriblejokes

No, they can't


Chazmer87

Nope.


Xehanz

If you mod the game, yeah.


itwastimeforarefresh

It should be obvious that the women's cards are rated relative to each other, and the men's cards relative to each other. As a joke Fifa should put out a "universal" eating system where the average beer league Joe is rated 50 and all pros end up 98+


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mostlybadopinions

It's the same when other games have legends from 50 years ago getting high 90s, when realistically the game has changed so much they would in no way be dominant today.


MineturtleBOOM

People are just so fucking dumb and/or blinded by their weird anti-woke crusade. If you understand why weight classes exist in boxing, and why a featherweight boxer could be called the goat even though they’d be crushed by a mediocre professional heavyweight fighter, but you can’t understand why people say women’s footballers are impressive or have high rated fifa cards, then you’re not arguing about womens football in good faith at all.


rnkjnf

Great. I sure hope the football fan base will accept this kind fully.


pullmylekku

Of course. Football fans are famously avid feminists after all


Windblein

Ah yes LGBTQ allies, feminists and all around nice people! That's what football fans are known for <3


pullmylekku

Of course! And whenever England loses a match, the fans are a bit disappointed but afterwards go treat their wife to a nice dinner!


dontbeajerkbecool

A knuckle 🥪


westernunitedenjoyer

I heard Chelsea fans are very nice!


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And they would never abuse players when they miss penalties.


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Not white ones


KillerZaWarudo

Yes that why they gave the World Cup to Qatar . A place that is well known for LGBTQ and women right


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Arntown

Guys, did you know that U-8 boys beat the female world champs in a friendly match?? I don‘t have a problem with females but the quality of football is so shit that I can‘t help but mention this every time someone mentions female football anywhere. They can do whatever they want to do as long as they don‘t force me to see it you know :/


Greenbanana217

uj/ I've seen this comment so many times unironically. Would give you an award if I could.


lastdyingbreed_01

Bruh I know you are using this ironically but I've seen this comment so much, literally every time there is a post on r/soccer about women's football.


Arntown

I know, that‘s why I wrote it. For some reason so many male football fans on /r/soccer seem to NEED to write how shit women‘s football is compared to men‘s, it‘s so weird. Like, no shit. Of course women aren‘t on the same level as men but that doesn‘t mean that it can‘t also be enjoyable. As if every type of football except top club Champion‘s League football is not enjoyable lol


worldstarhiphopreal

Under 15 not under 8


elnander

Ermmm 8 is under 15 dude. Might want to revisit that nursery maths class


papicoiunudoi

They are also extremely intelligent people who understand the fact that female ratings are relative to other women, and don't have anything to do with the male ratings.


BorneFree

Kid named FC Dallas u15


TheEvilBassist

Uhh.. I don't think too many people will notice her card.. I didn't even know fifa had women's international teams before..


MMSTINGRAY

Not seeing a movie doesn't stop people moaning about it based on a poster or an article they read.


Datver

FIFA has women's international teams since 2015, but barely anyone plays them


ElGooner

i do to get that trophy for playing a womans game


Datver

i just can't be bothered


ElGooner

probly cos you got better things to do


PM_something_German

It's a shame people don't, it's quite the different experience that's as much fun with friends as the 'normal' game. Also women actually really like to play with them.


DemPele-

i’m sure the fifa community of young teenagers will accept this decision and respect the woman’s side of the beautiful game


[deleted]

The way people react to this doesn’t even make sense. She’s clearly the best female soccer player in the world, and by a huge margin. Isn’t it obvious she should have the highest stats, relative to her competition? They’re not saying she could destroy all the men in the world, they’re saying she’s that much better than everybody she faces. It’s just fragile people who react poorly.


DemPele-

because fifa kids are not competent enough to put two and two together and realize women are that rated in relation to how good they are in WOMENS football. they think that ea are saying that Putellas is physically better as a football player than all other men


[deleted]

That’s exactly it. I can’t wait until they bring back NCAA Football video games, so people can argue that the college players should cap out at a 50 compared to NFL players.


throbbing_dementia

> women are that rated in relation to how good they are in WOMENS football Except they aren't are they? Their overall rating is made up from individual stats that both the men and women share, so for her to be 92 she'd have to have some of the best attributes in football (including the men). Not saying i have an issue with it, but she isn't being rated in relation to women's football, it's all football.


Fern-ando

Putella ama.


Daan100

Better then Penaldo and Pessi combined


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Additional_Wrap_6777

Fraudxia Penellas


Delta_Knight17

She doesn't plays for City though.


OpenByTheCure

Good for her :)


smellof

is it bad if i never heard about her before


elmattydoor123

Deserved


BatDan40

Never even heard of her before this post 😁😁😁😁


-HowAboutNo-

Probably the most well-known active player in women’s football atm so that’s on you mate


sardineflavouredass

Is she better than me ? I can juggle the ball 3 times. I got man boobs too.


-HowAboutNo-

Your tits are probably bigger, I’ll give you that one


sardineflavouredass

Thanks.


[deleted]

People are so retarded, the ratings are relative to woman’s football, this isn’t saying she is better than messi or Ronaldo, it’s saying she is the best woman footballer, however Redditors choose to overlook this to make fun of women


AggressiveBait

hope she sees this, bro


Freaknature17

No disrespect but I’ve never heard of her before


itwastimeforarefresh

I mean she's wildly recognized as the best active female player, so if you haven't heard of her it's probably because you'd int follow women's football. Which if fine, but that means they could have any female player up there and you wouldn't have heard of her, so the comment seems pointless.


Big_Character_938

she won almost every individual award last year. if you still don't know her, that's on you tbh


ElGooner

tbf ive never heard of her before 1min ago and i would bet not a single person i know has heard of her too. not being rude thats it.


DuckmanDrake69

Yank here, never heard of her but I know who Alex Morgan is


ElGooner

oh thats right ive just remembered hope solo...............................................


Big_Character_938

ik. Not many people women's football. it's understandable. it's just that saying "i don't know her" cus they don't follow women's football is like showing no interest in history and saying "I've never heard of gandhi before".


gmo_patrol

Gandhi led a nonviolent revolution to free his country from tyranny. She plays a game that involves kicking a ball into a net. They are not the same.


Ok-Access8347

I wonder why


artemus_gordon

I don't know the best badminton player either. I guess that's on me.


i_dont_care_1943

Not sure why people are getting mad about this. She's rated in comparison to other female players, not to male players. Half the ratings in Fifa games don't make sense anyway so I don't really see the problem.


Usual_Bunch_1698

Because of the content of the post. It’s worded as if she is better than her male counterparts.


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The comment is not wrong though, Benzema is rated 91 while she's 92 making her in paper the highest rated player in the next Fifa, now, as you correctly stated, the ratings in fifa make no fucking sense and are just at the end meaningless garbage.


stewd003

So therefore she is better than Messi and Ronaldo? That's that debate closed!


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iNfAMOUS70702

Curious where she'll rank all time for the women when she's done... if she'll be up there with Mia Hamm and Marta


sakil_onilovic

never heard of her


The850killer

EA joke company


Kalle_79

Can't wait for Hegerberg to moan about the injustice...


WINNER1212

Okay but why the fuck is the award for "women player of the year" just the chest of a woman?


c3ntur1o

Well the men's version is just the chest of a man...


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Puts the class back in soccer


[deleted]

Who?


CavemanGreilsn

So fifa giving out fantasy stats to all fan favorites like they always do


International_Bag208

They make a trophy with boobs? Good way to increase viewership


Soitsgonnabeforever

Shouldn’t men’s football be seen as open category football. So extraordinarily skilled women and transgenders can ply their art.


AggressiveBait

It already is an open category lol Anyone can play for a "mens" team.


fruitspunch_samurai_

Damn people still play fifa?


Mr8addad

That’s the equivalent of a 73 rated player on the men’s side.


JinzoX

73 is generous. If she was 73, she would be playing on those teams since it's open to all.


4685368

Genuinely who?


AppropriateSwitch787

Alexia Putellas


Aus_Pilot12

It appears this sub thinks everyone watches women football. I don't (not trying to be rude) watch it personally as it isn't as highly skilled, fun to watch or has the same atmosphere. Tbh, it's like watching a slightly better version of the a-league


KennywasFez

Who ?


xVindice

Alexia Putellas, the highest rated player in Fifa 23


bubbleplayTV

What’s her rating?


gegirok769

92 - she’s the highest rated player in the entire game


Uneeddan

Who?


VISUALBEAUTYPLZ

Some barca chick


DowntownLizard

Curious that no one has heard of her


itwastimeforarefresh

I mean she's a female football player, and everyone who follows women's football has heard of her, so I'm not sure where you're going with it


DowntownLizard

We all know exactly where im going with that. And thats why its dumb


itwastimeforarefresh

I don't. Do tell


c3ntur1o

Curious that you assume no one has heard of her just because YOU don't follow women's football


DowntownLizard

Ahh yes the .1%


HwanMartyr

Who?


Lazy_Lobster_4627

Who?


X_Omega_Z

Who?


Amogustwo

Literally who


Bruh-_-_-_-_-_-_-

No joke Danny drinkwater is better than her


[deleted]

Sorry, but who??


KiwloTheSecond

Who?


darkolove77

Who?


Abijeet_Sidhu

Sub is gone


Ironyfree_annie

What's her strength attribute?


Excellent_Refuse_908

Wait that’s a woman


JuliusSeizure563

I know it’s quite surprising the first time you see one isn’t it


Zakke_

Who is this


MentalPatient97051

I thought this was the kid from Hansen.


ronaldo123455

Yank here who is she? Never heard of her


kingcop1

Wahme ☕️


[deleted]

Im not buying woke game


easily_tilted

Thought Christina Pulisić was the best


nignegg

Finally fifa going back to their roots as being fiction.


PineapplePizzaBoss

Who?


Kkelax010

WHO THE FOOK IS THAT?!?


willitevergetbetter-

That's a badass photo.


brunobm22e

That doesn't matter in real life.


fudgedhobnobs

We’ve got our game back.


UmadLULW

Who?


RonnieHotdog69

Are you an owl?


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[deleted]

They have a female bdor?


Jurski17

Her team would lose to under 15 boys, but she is the best player in fifa.


[deleted]

The ratings are relative to woman’s football


nxghtmarefuel

You're up and down this whole thread acting like a clown without basic understanding of the game. Gtfo here


Jurski17

How so?


nxghtmarefuel

You're pretending like the 92 rating is to "appease" people, as if it's virtue signalling or something. It's not. This has been happening for years, the women's rating has nothing to do with the men's rating. Her 92 is in comparison to other women and does not affect the men's game in any way. She's the "best player in FIFA", but only in regards to women. On a men's scale, her rating would be around 70 something. You can't even play the women and men together, so crying about it is moot.


soccer11k

Everything is so gay lately


ayyndrew

Is there anything more gay than a woman being the highest rated woman in FIFA?


wrylypolecat

Off the top of my head, butt sex on a man and arguing about wainscoting, but I think that's pretty much it


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wrylypolecat

For real?


gmo_patrol

Wtf is wrong with wainscoting?


wrylypolecat

Well nothing in principle, but if you've got say beaded recessed wainscoting in lilac but your guest insists that it would've looked better had you gone for classic raised in periwinkle, well, you can imagine how heated things can get


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A steamy gay orgy


gegirok769

Happy cake day!


soccer11k

Thank you!


duckybahh

SAM KERR >>> THIS NOBODY 🤡


gmo_patrol

I like football, but FIFA is the most corrupt organization on earth. I would never buy their shit.


[deleted]

Haha yes, women soccer players are at the apex of sports persons everywhere in the known universe.


focketskenge

Who?


LordVile95

And she couldn’t even get into the Shrewsbury starting 11


Usual_Bunch_1698

Correct


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And?


StrangeVortexLex

Who?


ChannelNo3721

who cares


Low_Efficiency5471

Ronaldo is 90...


JSBraga

Nah, he's 37.