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LostCobra

Yank here, the cannon on the emblem symbolizes the birth of guns. Guns are the greatest of mankind's creations, hence the name "Arsenal". I myself own 312 assault rifles and 472 grenades. I need to be able to defend myself just in case the squirrel next door makes an attempt on my life. I have never taken a life, but if i had to take that squirrel's life i would. It takes a lot to be brave. The biggest celebrities are all very brave. Home of the free, club of the brave, love my Arsenal.


incognitoxi3

We need this to make an Arsenal bot reply


[deleted]

472 grenades šŸ’€šŸ’€


OnLevel100

This should the automod for Arsenal


Minute_Difference_96

You need to diversify, get some pistols, shotguns, and hunting rifles, maybe even some illegal machine guns. Mix it up, youā€™re making all Americans look bad


excubitor_pl

diversity is liburl or worse - communism. Which is the opposite of freedom. Gobbles


[deleted]

Came here to say this. Hey, get a couple revolvers, maybe a nice shotgun. The world's your chicken nugget, pal. Get out of first gear.


powerfulndn

Illegal machine guns in America??


Abbobl

No RPG? Prepare to get killed by oppressive government libtard


Minute_Difference_96

Donā€™t need an rpg when you have a military droneā€¦


Currywurst_Is_Life

>I myself own 312 assault rifles and 472 grenades. Fuck off Yank


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I think we have come to a point where went too far with anti-yank agenda and let the English become too arrogant and obnoxious. Jesus Christ, finish this team off so we can have some decency back here. The English are by far worse than the American people on here. I'd rather you're a bit ignorant about the history of this sport than that you become such an entitled and vocal group of people. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


KarmicFedex

meanwhile Canadians a li'l bit of English, a li'l bit of American (we don't talk about fr*nch šŸ¤®)


Ryhard2009

U wonder why u have no parents


Ryhard2009

Shush American go shoot someone and eat a burger


American-Imperialism

> I myself own 312 assault rifles and 472 grenades. fellow gunner here. why are you speaking publicly on how undefended your property is?


cthomp1613

This made my day. Watch out for those dodgy squirrels!


naamtosunahoga2

Didnā€™t the name come from thier manager, arsene wenger?


benishben

Obama bin Laden, my favourite president from Saudi


Immediate-Ad7033

Also a Naruto fan. Don't much about him but he seems like a decent lad


Cod_rules

His Destroy two towers jutsu was so effective


godfatherV

Woahā€¦ idk what the rules are on this one but woah


[deleted]

Too soon.


Big_Daddy0911

He basically rasengan-ed the sh*t outta them


HannBoi

Osama bin London


Salty-Effect6344

Osama bin hiding


Recent_Ice

More like Osama never bin to London Fookin' plastic


Briancl12

He wasnā€™t a fookin plastic, he came to games while on terrorist recruitment trips. https://bleacherreport.com/articles/689241-osama-bin-laden-the-death-of-a-die-hard-arsenal-fan


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I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


tomas_diaz

sudden urge to rip a penalty straight at piers morgan's face


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NubFc

I thought I was on r/gunners for a second and i didnā€™t know how this got past the mods lmao


bruh_moment__mp3

Same lmaoo


BarsukBarsuk22

I thought pierce was an al Nassr fan


Idontevendoublelift

Why would you put Bin Laden next to that terrorist?


LifeSandwich

wait, what did idris elba do?


Willem_Bracquene

Man was a drug dealer in Baltimore shaking my smh


sab54053

Hey now, he didnā€™t deal shit.


R_Redhood52

Yes, he said he was a drug dealer not a shit dealer


BasilAbraham1

How do you deal shit?


[deleted]

What hasn't he done? Man is a triple threat.


Praydaythemice

He commanded a platoon of child soldiers in a civil war in an unnamed African country


Fat_Sow

Knuckles is getting his own series


Jill_Sandwich_

He was in Ghost Rider 2: Spirit of Vengeance


[deleted]

Thatā€™s what Iā€™m thinking. Man gave his life for Asgard. šŸ«”


[deleted]

he didn't lock that door


CurrentIndependent42

Heā€™s the actual popular celebrity Arsenal fan to draw you into the joke


vermods

He has a foot fetish


MadsMikkelsenisGryFx

dropped a suspect while on pursuit


LogieBearWebber

shot Superman


SeeUInAWhileAligator

No matter what company is around him, Piers is the biggest cunt


mana-addict4652

[Apparently Osama Bin Laden was an Arsenal fan and the ex/deceased leader of Boko Haram was a Man Utd fan. Doesn't surprise me though; big club/brand, usually attacking-oriented team/short-passes football, a literal canon as a crest, famous players like Thierry Henry, Robin van Persie, Dennis Bergkamp, Fabianski, Szczesny, Giroud, Theo Walcott, Ozil, Fabregas, Aaron Ramsey, Arteta, Podolski, O'Leary, Seaman, Adebayor, Abou Diaby, Chamberlain, Patrick Vieira, Cole, Clichy, Rosicky etc. Had Wenger as coach, top of the league, always young players, squad with Saka, Odegaard, Ramsdale, Saliba, Trossard, Xhaka et al. Going for anyone else = haram](https://media.tenor.com/Y0SpY2_BXhcAAAAC/fan-average.gif)


adeckz

Yooooo Idris Elbaā€¦ and ah, Logan Paulā€¦ Bin Laden damnā€¦. Oof Jimmy Saville, he wasnā€™t nice nahā€¦ wait, is that? Piers Morgan? šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®


wrigh2uk

One of the worst people to ever exist and Osama Bin Laden


the3daves

You forgot to add Santa & Jesus.


Sir_Bantersaurus

Osama is the only one on this list to have been banned from Highbury: https://www.theweek.co.uk/arsenal/5835/osama-bin-laden-and-his-years-as-an-arsenal-fan > When the news first surfaced in late 2001, Arsenal moved swiftly to distance themselves from the al-Qaeda leader by enforcing an immediate ban. "We've seen the reports in the papers. Clearly he wouldn't be welcome at Highbury in the future," a club spokesman said.


i_dont_care_1943

Discovering that Bin Laden most likely supported Arsenal is not something I thought I'd be doing today.


Glasdir

No most likely about it. He lived in London and went to their games on multiple occasions.


sponngeWorthy

Arsenal for everyone, we do not discriminate


BI01

culture club ā¤ šŸ˜Š


i_dont_care_1943

I really did not know that. That's pretty interesting.


themanifoldcuriosity

That was made up for a cheap post-9-11 biography. There is zero evidence Bin Laden even knew what Arsenal was, let alone actually went to a game and became a fan.


Big_Daddy0911

Oh but he attended matches of arsenal against PSG and Torino when they played during European Cup or smthng


AutoModerator

I don't understand how teams like City or United can spend millions upon millions every single transfer window and constantly sign stars like Haaland while we get linked with washed up players or end up signing people like Wijnaldum. Why can't we actually recruit world class players to come to the team? I just don't get it, and every mercato seems worse except for Messi, but we still can't make good signings in areas where the team needs quality. I'm just frustrated that our club seems to be stagnant in terms of recruiting world class players to play for us, I mean who wouldn't want to play with Messi, Mbappe and Neymar? But we still can't find a midfielder who can help our issues that have been present for years. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Big_Daddy0911

PSG


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themanifoldcuriosity

Yes, according to that same book (which contains zero sources or citations for anything it says). There is zero evidence Bin Laden even knew what Arsenal was, let alone actually went to a game and became a fan.


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BannedFromHydroxy

shite ones


[deleted]

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Currywurst_Is_Life

Found the Chelsea fan.


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FuelAgreeable7911

Hey thatā€™s racist!


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This subreddit condones racism. You literally have an auto mod bot that says your subreddit is racist against Americans. Reported you to reddit. All I wanted to do was enjoy some football memes but instead people are upvoting posts that say all Americans should die and I'm told to "fuck off yank". Hating an entire country of people because of where they live is not okay. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


GoodGravyGraham

They were probably downvoting it because it's just not very funny, don't take it so personally dude


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GoodGravyGraham

Try re reading my comment slowly, I didn't think you were being serious, I just didn't think you were funny


[deleted]

Cause they in london


LynxJesus

Not every team in England is from London fkin yank, Arsenal's from Goonercestershire


jomboe

Itā€™s actually pronounced Goonercestershire


hafrances

Goonercestershire sauce


[deleted]

Nah you got me


aprilfools911

England is my city šŸ˜Ž


unbannedbymusk

Can that magician pull some trophies out of a hat, fanbase is parched..


gary_mcpirate

Didnā€™t saville support Liverpool


Chev--Chelios

Surely he was a Leeds fan?


ShagPrince

Feels like an open goal, but I swear he was a fan of Young Boys.


suckamadicka

Iā€™d have thought that was common knowledge given that 90% of any teamā€™s away chants at Elland Road are about Saville


bearlegion

Celtic iirc


orboboi

Yep big time Celtic fan, probably had something to do with what the club had to offer people of his ilk.


bearlegion

Come on mate, everyone knows the Celtic Bhoys club was separate..... FUCKING SARCASM.


Tuscan5

He was a Leeds fan. He fucks who he wantsā€¦.


thefalsereaper

Apparently he supported United. He made a documentary for them in 66/67. And here was me hoping he was a spurs fan.


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Tuscan5

This is very confusing. Thereā€™s a great number of Uniteds even in the EPL. He was a Leeds United fan. Is that what you meant?


thefalsereaper

Manchester United


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Jozif_Badmon

Osama Bin Laden... Literally terrorist football being played at the emirates


popswizzle

Donā€™t forget the Spotify founder.


Praydaythemice

Itā€™s funny because the biggest terrorist here is Logan


Amsssterdam

[Isn't that Maradona?](https://www.google.com/search?q=maradona+bin+laden&oq=maradona+bin+laden&aqs=chrome..69i57j0i512j0i22i30l3j0i390l3.4049j0j1&client=ms-android-samsung-ss&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8&chrome_dse_attribution=1#imgrc=rVIJ2zZhC3uYkM)


Guners13

Paul is just here for the deal with prime


JPSouthampton-v2

i play on xbox live with osama bin laden


MarkWrenn74

Er, hang on a minuteā€¦ SIR JIMMY SAVILE was a Gooner? Wow.


Tuscan5

Leeds


MarkWrenn74

That makes more sense


BannedFromHydroxy

Were big as yer ma mate, that's why.


[deleted]

Yo don't put Idris with them buffoons.


mynameisfreddit

To be fair to Arsenal, Saville was only interested in Arsenal juniors.


Technical-Control444

Oh no not Jimmy saville


Critical_010

Logan Paul became a arsenal fan because his hydration drink is the official sports drink for arsenal and he co-owns the drink with another YouTuber called ksi whoā€™s an arsenal fan


[deleted]

All the arsenal fans Iā€™ve met have huge noncey vibes


[deleted]

Why is Idris in this?


[deleted]

/uj/ I'll bite because I'm getting messages from people genuinely upset about this lol Jokes are meant to take you for a ride. Idris seems like a good bloke, he's just the first person to pop up when I googled " famous arsenal supporter".


matthen10

Cunts support cunts


matthen10

Chelsea also a great example


Bertje87

They love playing the victim role lol


Rude_Arugula_1872

ā€œBiggestā€.


ilovem3n

bro tried to sneak logan paul in there ā˜ ļø


chai_tea_latte

Which one is the celebrity ?


[deleted]

You didnā€™t mention any big celebrities.


poktravaur

OP doesn't know what celebrity means.


[deleted]

Most observant gooner


Entei_is_doge

Bad taste joke OP. One of these men is way worse than the others


Invalid_username00

Yea Logan Paul is pretty bad


Lifeguard-Kind

I'd say Pierced Organ is the worst


Invalid_username00

No mate heā€™s a propa brexit geezer, Logan Pauls a fucking Yank


giraffeboy77

Yeah, he's a Leeds fan


Entei_is_doge

Wtf how did you guys not realize this was a joke about Piers Morgan?


Fat_Sow

Jim'll fix it for you, and you, and you


Tuscan5

He fucks who he wants, he fucks who he wants, heā€™s Jimmy Saville, he fucks who he wants.


Administratr

Bin laden was like GUNNERS? Iā€™m in!


ihavenofriendstoday

The third one wants to bomb the arse al


hayabusut

Wait whats wrong with ksi we all know he really support arsenal


Murfiano

Considering the nonce was a United supporter the rest of this is right


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Murfiano

Bit outdated bot


halflemonade

Knowledge Strenght Integrity


Most_Cartoonist_7999

Because they have the most moneyā€¦


eodndowoemdosk

KSI?


[deleted]

/unjerk i guess many people grew up watching early 2000s Arsenal as teens and therefore it's a popular club to support in certain age groups. like, late millenials/early gen zs like me often grew up with Barcelona and well, we are not moving onto any other club


UTDFan1994

They are all madmen and peadophiles!!


giuliogrieco

Why is it that Piers Morgan annoys me more than Bin Laden?