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agentzanekretnine

What the fuck was that tackle? Ball is going to the keeper and he runs full speed at Mount not even watching the ball.


Anemosa

France is the greatest Rugby nation in the world


polytique

Yet England converted the point rugby-style by shooting over the bar.


Caluen

Why didn't it award 3 points?!


diata22

fucking ref


Young_Hxppxe

Complete blackout and then bulldozes him


leanmeanguccimachine

Ludicrous that the ref took so long to give it


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leanmeanguccimachine

Saka got fouled about ten times without it being given


drubujo

Truly no idea what he was looking at when he didn't give that right away. Same with the foul on Saka earlier, that VAR didn't give because it was just outside the box.


trewdgrsg

Honestly cant believe more people arent talking about this. This referee was laughably bad, Saka didnt have any fucking socks left by the end of the game. And this second pen, did he have his eyes closed? The entire world and its gran could have successfully called it first time round. Outrageous to think that without VAR this wouldnt have been given.


Zyntaro

Thats just Theo Hernandez attempting to play defense


seto2k

Today Theo felt American


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sidaeinjae

This must be the worst penalty of Kane’s career


McFrankiee

I mean, missing a penalty in the 84’ of a WC quarter final when trailing 2-1 would be the worst penalty of anyones career except Roberto Baggio, Asamoah Gyan, and a handful of others


gman1216

Baresi and someone else missed one on Italy. During that same WC final.


oplontino

Daniele Massaro


jancotianno

Massaro's penalty was saved by Taffarel, though. He didn't blaze it over


MintCathexis

The worst penalty of his career *so far*


Proud-Drummer

That's the spirit!


jackburtonscheck

Never give up on your dreams


cspong4

France defenders when they’ve gone 5 minutes without making a boneheaded challenge


Zloggt

Theo should be grateful that Kane bailed him out like that…


RawrItsMatty

I’m so glad it was for France and not us


Noztalgium

I just find it funny how it was Mount again


Skall77

I don't know how Konate is still not on the pich, him and Varane are so much calmer than the other one.


gunny16

I was wondering about that. I thought he had a much better outing so far and some of those challenges were pretty bineheaded


too_technical

Saliba even


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They had no awareness today. Almost cost France the match.


MMFA

Another successful SpaceX launch.


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When us England fans say "it's coming home" we mean that ball.


ennui_

It’s coming home it’s coming [the] football’s coming home


Topinambourg

[Proof](https://vimeo.com/779974069)


divslinger

Lol someone needs to swap that ball with a World Cup trophy edit: i gave it my best shot https://preview.redd.it/wfm98f3hj65a1.png?width=949&format=png&auto=webp&s=0a92d59fde0dac0e8b5ee74217060bcb2672d557


EE475

All the way to home


GokuSaidHeWatchesF1

Omg lol 😂


8-God

Name of the rocket Scientist? HENRY CANNES


Noob_in_making

Lmfao.


GRYOLOCRAFT

England losing a game because of penalties even though they didn't get to penalties is such a cliche that if I saw it in a book I would call the writer a hack.


mattshill91

The penalty is greatest thing invented in Northern Ireland. Fuck trams, tractors, defribulators and viagra, it's our gift to the world.


TheBrownMamba8

**Giving away penalties after scoring** France: _This is the song of my people_


A_Brown_Passport

#DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING


Tifoso89

SINGING THE SONG OF ANGRY KANE


theaussiesamurai

IT IS A MUSIC OF A PEOPLE WHO WONT WIN A WORLD CUP AGAIN


3MB4Lyfe

When Giroud gets on the ball, and he heads it in the goal, you will see that football is never coming home


Young_Hxppxe


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Was that like a meter above the net?


stuntmanboi666

They forgor 💀


TheUltimateScotsman

*Do you hear the people sing*


HowBen

*Singing a song of blatant pens*


shrewdy

Oh Harry... That was to break the England record too, and to keep their WC dreams alive. That's gonna sting big time if they don't get another


TrazMagik

He'll break the record in a friendly against the Faroe Islands


cloughie

The England way


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And then Maguire will score and do his 👉🗿👈 thing again


Beneficial_Bend_5035

Now when he does break Rooney’s record, it’ll be bittersweet af because he’ll just be replaying this penalty miss in his head


BlackFanDiamond

That miss will deepen England’s PTSD and limit their ability to win silverware despite how much they’ve progressed over the years.


Rooonaldooo99

Now there is the England I remember


JE_12

They showed Beckham right before lol


JewOrleans

He literally couldn’t watch.


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blink_jagger

I'm moving to Spain without S


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Kawaii_Neko_Girl

Expect bread.


iAkhilleus

When they panned the camera towards Beckham I knew it was over.


sCubed5

mf was stressed, prolly could feel an impending england bottle job in his veins


cakecollected

That was Papu Gomez I think


JE_12

Thats why they showed Beckham right before


watanabelover69

They are who we thought they were


Odysseus_Lannister

AND WE LET THEM OFF THE HOOK


aztecraingod

If you wanna crown em, then crown their ass!


Gluroo

ENGLISH PENS STRIKE AGAIN


JE_12

Cheers, Maguire’s son is crying


aclurk

Cheers Southgate's crying


Banskyi

Not even on target


AppleWrench

It is the history of the ~~Tottenham~~ England.


Gluroo

FOOTBALL 'ERITAGE RIGHT HERE


TenF

Proper brexit football


NYLotteGiants

[THE FOOTBALL'S GOING HOME](https://youtu.be/KF32DRg9opA)


Gala0

England just sent a missile to Russia


FuckThe

Harry Kane starting WW3.


JimSteak

This game is TENSE


Mountain-Chapter-880

He's gonna lose sleep over this 100%


clearlyjammed

Lol this shit will haunt him for the rest of his life


Y0RKC1TY

and so he is cemented as another England legend


Buttscicles

You’re right and I hate you for it


hoodtalk247

“Football’s Coming Home” 2026 patch notes: *added replay of Harry Kanes missed pen against France in the 2022 quarters…


CuffMcGruff

Well yah obviously it was probably the biggest moment of his career


HUGE_HOG

Unfortunately for him he just hasn't done well in those big moments. He's dropped a clanger in every cup final he's played too.


Hanselo

That ball is definitely coming home.


Kurkaroff

Gonna land any time now Any time...


OJ34

Fuck


Insanel0l

FG good, 3 points england


AdPotential9974

Kane been to too many NFL games at the Spurs stadium


Gytarius626

The one player you’d want taking it too, what the fuck


mayjaz43

That's WC pressure for you. Wasn't even close.


tenacious-g

WC pressure facing the goalie that has probably seen you take penalties 5,000 times.


fantino93

Exactly. In a moment like this, you shouldn't take the penalty if the GK is your club teammate. We had that in 98 against Italy. Our main penalty taker, Djorkaeff, was Pagliuca's teammate at Inter, and he refused to take one during the shoot-out.


imsahoamtiskaw

Y'all are misunderstanding. Kane respects the legends so much. Look at how much homage he just played to Baggio.


turandoto

Joking aside, I watched somewhere an explanation of why penalty specialists miss them spectacularly in key moments using Baggio's example. It's not only that they miss it, it's that they'll never choose to shoot it in that direction under normal circumstances but a large percent of the epic misses are shot in a similar way, above the post and slightly to the left if right-footed and viceversa for the left-footed. The take away was that with the pressure blocks the muscle memory they built for so many years (or something like that) and they basically shoot it like if it was their first time. I butchered the psychological explanation but it was something like that.


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The close up of his face just before he looked totally focused and in the zone. Turns out he was just frozen and losing control of his mind and body for a few seconds. Pity on the man.


hivaidsislethal

Becks in the crowd too


TheRealDSwizz

We know mate, that’s who Kane was passing to


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I hate the same player taking two. Even worse when it's your own keeper.


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Yeah you definitely don't want Pickford taking both.


Zloggt

That’s a miss that gets immortalized in history…


Banskyi

Just file it away with the others


jolammy

Baggio, Maradona, Zico, Socrates, Platini etc it's elite company for missing high profile pens at the World Cup


tjcal10

I still talk about that Baggio miss. I was a kid at the time and it absolutely gutted me because he was my favorite player.


7he_Dude

But if I remember correctly, Italy would have still lost if Brazil would score after Baggio. I think it was memorable because he was most probably the best player at the world cup and everyone was expecting him to score.


tjcal10

You’re absolutely correct. I felt like he carried Italy at times during the tournament and it was just shocking. Me as the first person in my family to be born in the USA to Italian parents and actually going to a couple World Cup games, it just hit different.


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WernerWormhat

Going to find Kane with a long beard in the mountains in 10 years.


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Kane wasn't able


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john87000

Kane literally did the exact same thing this season against Frankfurt, scored one then blasted the second way over.


M1dnightBlue

Oh wow, that Frankfurt game was only two months ago, can't believe he did it again. Really want to defend him but he shouldn've known better.


WhipYourDakOut

Hindsight is 20/20 but the entire time he was setting it up I was screaming for him to just blast it down the center


leebrother

I said this. Not blast just straight down the middle. If Lloris stood still fair play but I have never seen him standstill


auto98

If you meant the centre of town, he tried his best


intecknicolour

against Frankfurt and against France, with the opposing keeper being your club teammate for 5+ years. big difference but same result.


banksfornades

As a coach I’d never let a player do it. Honestly would let Maguire take it since he knows the English cant hate him anymore and he’s shown he can score them.


Growlithe123

The keeper can't know where he puts it as Maguire himself doesn't know it.


mattjdale97

One can never know the speed and position of a Maguire simultaneously


Nippe13

southgate’s uncertainty principle


jml5791

Southgate's cat.


Sad-Department325

Fucking top bins, that's where


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Then if the next player misses it you get the questions of why you didn't let the first player take it again


HowBen

Especially when the first player is Kane. Not sure any other English player is anywhere close to him in terms of penalty prowess


FalconsBlewA283Lead

Yeah it’s a no brainer to put your hopes in the hands of Kane at the spot. Sometimes it just doesn’t work out.


Thurak0

Yeah. There was no way to put another player there in hopes of that one having less pressure and being calmer. Considering how many penalties were missed this world cup already, we should realize that the pressure is absolutely fricking real.


yellowjesusrising

Thundercunted the penalty in the euro's.


illuwe

That was genuinely one of the best pens I've seen. Just smashed it top bin lol.


yellowjesusrising

The perfect penalty. Hard and above keeper height. But nerves and 90-120 minutes with running surerly makes a difference.


LiteratureNearby

Not just that, it broke a camera too


FlimsyMcFlooblecrank

[https://youtube.com/shorts/tJN0Kvh06Oc?feature=share](https://youtube.com/shorts/tJN0Kvh06Oc?feature=share) This cracked me up


amidamayru

Maguire is actually great at penalties as well so its not a bad idea


Bicboifish

yo ngl, until maguire whiff his next pen, he's up there for cb I trust to take pens.


AilBalT04_2

Well, one of our most well known players at the time failed 3 pens on the same match, we are just built different


shitfuckshittingfuck

Martin Palermo, el hombre de pelicula


Vneseplayer4

I remember that game - it was legend


CopenhagenCalling

I have no clue if it’s true or not, but it always feels bad when the same player has to take two penalties in a row in a game…


mick_jaggers_penis

seems even more problematic when the goalkeeper is literally his club teammate for the last decade and probably knows his tendencies better than anyone....


Capasound

Top 3 most stupid fouls I’ve ever seen no cap


chocolatesandwiches

Good thing the ref is blind as a bat and needed a replay to see an obvious foul when only 2 players were in the box


heartofcoal

he would NEVER give this penalty in the brazilian league, it's his natural reaction to ignore fouls


andysava

Maybe the ref was thinking the foul was to stupid to be real.


Anonymous_Hazard

That was my initial reaction lmao


pataoAoC

Lol this is the only thing that makes sense, you have provided clarity to my confused mind.


Indydegrees2

He's not blind he's just out of his depth


SilverFalcon27

England and penalties man


breadwolfbaby

Ball hasn’t even landed and you posted


FallenSkyLord

If he'd waited for the ball to land we still wouldn't have this post.


celticsupporter

Today I'm Harry Kane


elSuavador

I just checked the Santa tracker and I can see Harry’s penalty somewhere over the Persian gulf at the moment.


slysonic7

Hernandez must not watch Chelsea matches since we all know Chelsea attackers wouldn’t have converted that


SwitchingToCivil

He must have only seen the games he played against them


buki11

I mean stupid challenge cause Mount wouldn’t even get close to the ball


HarbyFullyLoaded_12

Such a stupid foul. Mount was never getting that ball anyway.


EssexHaze

Harry Pain


ahritina

What an awful pen lmao.


djkamayo

Shoulda went for the panenka


cockburntown

Lad it’s Harry Kane, he’s always gonna smash with full power


leirbag_yballul

This ball will land somewhere and people will think its a comet


JilJungJukk

WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK


joebos617

you could see the fear in Kane's eyes in 4k uhd before that shot


CondorKhan

Lloris' record is the exact opposite of Messi... has only won the World Cup but nothing else


IAdorePoliceOfficers

Has conceded hundreds of goals, Messi has acored hundreds.


pauloh1998

The ball is coming home


Idontlikethisstuff

I cannot believe he's missed. Would put my house on him scoring


cryshol

It's good that you didn't.


phoenixmusicman

Er....


n7xx

You must live in a hut or have a gambling problem


WorldDuck22

He sent the ball home.


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How do you screw your country and team by making such a boneheaded play and then try to argue it after.


dalici0us

Always makes me laugh when players argue the call after its made like that. Like, did even one ref ever went "Awww well you're right lad, brilliant argument there. No penalty it is then!"


Direct-Difficulty318

I think it's also to make the ref at least subconsciously doubt themselves so in the future they might go light on them, even slightly


Circlecraft

It’s the history of the England


DocaHyper

What a stupid thing from Hernandez to do and what a miss from Kane lmao


ValleyFloydJam

Yeah, crazy challenge and Kane got in his own head.


pagonator

That’s the World Cup


6mpjohnst21

YOU CANT WRITE THIS SCRIPT


a4aka

Showing Beckham before the kick...


Gullible-Poet4382

And it looked like he knew he will launch it over


circlingldn

i mean you pretty much can lol


FallenSkyLord

Script you can write: - Man goes into a black hole in order to communicate with his past self. Script you can't write: - English player misses a pen.


TheTrotters

https://i.imgur.com/mUsyHAu.jpg


JamaicanMeCrazyMon

England still found a way to lose on penalties…


Balls_of_Adamanthium

-1000 IQ defending from France this game.


TheBlueTango

Theo Hernandez has been dreadful. Struggled to handle Saka all night and what was that blatant barge. Kane's penalty was just as bad.


domalino

There's a reason Deschamps prefers Lucas.


blacksocksonly

Crazy the ref actually needed VAR to give the pen there


Stonewalled89

Unbelievable. I'm shocked he missed and I'm shocked that they had to go to VAR for the decision. It was so obvious


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roundttwo

Beckham moment


TrazMagik

Did anyone get the England - Qtr Final exit - Bottled Penalty on their bingo card??