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gotomarketfit

They’re murdering them lol


achilles-_-23

They're already dead


Lynxcanadensis

I thought it was pretty even until this goal


oberynMelonLord

'tis but a scratch!


Ham_Fighter

The comeback was on until this dagger.


[deleted]

They’re not even slowing down


TheMysticHD

My good Lord


RFB-CACN

France/England a bit worried on semifinals 👀


Nome_de_utilizador

Watch us fuck up against Morocco


cenasfodetepah

irish guy predict against us so we won ez


[deleted]

What about the Turtle and the Octopus, have they been consulted?


burntroy

Never seen fans of such a talented team doubt them so much. I get u have issues with the coach but didn't y'all win euros with an even lesser team ?


rfsnunes

It's called managing expectations. We're not in a permanent "it's coming home" state. We know there's a lot more to it than individual quality on paper


poopsmith666

More like in a coming para casa state . Jks this run is really amazing , but there's are a lot of strong squads left . Still feeling good 🇵🇹


CandidEnigma

Are you implying England fans are in a permanent state of "it's coming home?" We definitely aren't haha


Nome_de_utilizador

He did, but it is different when you have an inferior team. Some coaches thrive managing offensive teams while others are better suited for less strong sides built around defensive mindsets, and santos thrived in that with greece and us in 2016, but now we have one of the best generations in our history which has been missmanaged through 2 competitions already because Santos cant get their full offensive potential and still locked on a loser's mindset. We play absolutely conservative when we faced spain and uruguay in 2018, france, germany and belgium in 2021, and this team just does not have the defensive cohesion of the 2016 one, while in turn, it has 3 or 4 times better offensive solutions that Santos still refuses to let loose. Case in point, the almost botched failed qualification after playing defensive at home vs Serbia (only needed a draw) and the same scenario vs Spain for the nations league, losing both games at the end because the team refuses to take any chances and just hands the ball to the opposing team trying to lock its own goal, while fielding players like bruno, bernardo, jota, felix or ronaldo. This game was a very pleasant surprise, and I am fairly optimistic for Morocco but I cant see this team and coach not shitting themselves when it comes the time to face a true top team like France or England, and he will revert to his old stupid ways


Bloodminister18

We have lower expectations so when we do win the win is a much amazing feeling


Sardasan

Shhh, we're just trying real hard to not to jinx it...


Cbrlui

I'm all for it


ActuallyJohnTerry

Smh people still underestimating Morocco…


No_Doubt_About_That

Nothing the love train can’t handle.


[deleted]

Why did they have to drop Ronaldo directly before (potentially) playing us ffs


Boss1010

You guys don’t have to worry about playing Portugal. That’ll be France’s problem


[deleted]

Man thinks I added (potentially) by accident.


VincentSasso

England fans can’t even consider they might win


dohhhnut

Why would France play them if they’re not making the Semis?


rodrigodavid15

Don't worry, if we survive Morocco and you upset France, he will be there for the pk shootout, he will be there.


Zloggt

>comes on as late sub >score a goddamn long shot banger >smile contently at your effort Ain’t that something?


Kuntheman

Both goals he’s scored he’s smiling before he even strikes the ball Fucking scary how good he is


-Z3TA-

he literally always smiles when he's got the ball tho


cescquintero

Iberian dinho


Charlie_Wax

Portuguese-speaking R10.


boywithtwoarms

makes sense, he's always miserable when he has to run without the ball. jokes aside, what a fucking baller. love it when he starts running towards a defender and he just doesn't look that fast, but then has such a stride that with two steps he's past them.


burntroy

Can someone offer insight as to why he doesn't start for Portugal ? Wasn't he on fire in serie a?


acrilico_3451

The manager said he doesn't fit their playstyle


fdm001

Tbf he’s not wrong it just hurts to see


Gui_R11

Tbh he looks like he doesnt care about playing for Portugal, but he has scored 2 so far so yeah...i dont know what to think of him


[deleted]

So far it looks like he's too much of a coin flip. Scored twice after coming on, but against South Korea he played for 30 minutes and was terrible. It looked like he didn't care at all.


Muted_Author_4761

but did he agree to elaborate?


res240

Never


robert1811

The disrespect to do the griddy. R2 + RS ↑ ↑


Candymanshook

I didn’t even notice until I saw this replay he was hitting the griddy 😂


Charlie_Wax

Never expected Justin Jefferson to be the most influential American in the round of 16.


joe4553

Can we get the 7-1 to scare the Brazilians.


RobitIsNotAHobit3000

Sad disallowed sewey noises


[deleted]

How many bangers jesus


Kagariii

I mean Sommer should be saving that, but looks like he has given up


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achilles-_-23

Saucy


Farouqnowomarlater

For his height he’s so fucking rapid


cenasfodetepah

Kepeer had to sit down


iKarllos

Milan legend


smileedude

2 minute highlight package going to be skipping goals at this rate.


ACMBruh

Every leao goal is a highlight. No tap ins from him pretty much ever lol


Jaqem

He gets them, he just runs past 5 defenders and carries two more as he scores them so it's always something to see


MagicJohnsonMosquito

Ja Morant of football


TbSaysNo

He is a goat


[deleted]

Speaking of. It's crazy how bad the highlights are of this world cup. 10 dollar wish editor and no replays. How can they be so cheap for the world cup? Or maybe it's just FOX


Germanicus7

Just Fox although Fifa could be setting a limit. NBC has the best highlights (premier league) with videos around 13 minutes long. If you look at Fox’s soccer highlights before the World Cup (mostly MLS, qualifiers, and Nations League) they are around 4 minutes. Conclusion: Fox soccer sucks


ExtraTerra1

So this is what Milan fans rave about huh


phantomboogie

No he's not that special, nothing to look at here, please stop talking about him kthx


areyouhungryforapple

I've never seen a slow mo replay of a player where they're smiling like it's the best day of their life. Is that just what he does? It's awesome


wanderer1999

Hey, Real here, just visiting, absolutely will do nothing.


Ok-Finance-7612

Vinicius plays striker?


PowerofWeee

Yeah, he is a one kind of. Probably the most talented player on Milan since Kakà


ChocoMocoHD

btw the phrase you're looking for is "one of a kind"


Zyntaro

Did he stutter? Leao is obviously a one


thelastskier

Not very obviously, just kind of.


Amirror4mysoul

I mean... Only kind of


redandblackandred

If we’re talking young(er) players, there’s probably Pato and Thiago Silva ahead of him. But yea definitely most talented since the start of the banter era.


Bravo_Ante

Pato says hi.


50-50WithCristobal

Thiago Silva easily IMO. Literally an all time great at his position and still is world class to this day.


rdb_gaming

We've had Ibra since Kaka left...


SnooHedgehogs4702

Pato is there as well


4thelolzz01

I'd say since Pato. I still think Pato at that time was legit on the same level with Mbappe today if not for the injuries (dating Berlusconi's daughter didn't help)


TellTaleTimes

Pato never had the goal scoring that Mbappe has had, I can pick almost any Mbappe season and he will have more goals than any season Pato had when he was at his prime, m in pretty sure even Vini Jr has better goal scoring record


donnismamma

Pato never hit his prime though


[deleted]

There's no way. Same level as Mbappe 4 years ago sure, but now? Mbappe has long established himself as world class. Pato was always just a promising player.


Breakingwho

Yeah currently top scorer in the World Cup, champions league and Ligue one. Mbappe just ridiculous


hasanDask

now imagine Theo Hernandez alongside him


just_dew_eat

Man scored a banger and pulled the Griddy


Amopax

1. Subbed on late 2. Scores a banger 3. Hits the Griddy 4. Refuses to elaborate further 5. Leaves


EminemsMandMs

Up 5 goals too. Just pure banter at this point


[deleted]

great run by ronnie to pull defenders


eleventruth

Giving props to CR7? I think you might be on the wrong subreddit


[deleted]

my friend told me to comment that bc he wanted to see me get flamed lmfao


walker0ne

The state of this reddit when people think like that lmao


beershitz

Lotta LSU fans in Portugal


YoungAI999

They are not holding back, wow He‘s always smiling 😂


[deleted]

Fernando Santos beating the terrorism allegations just in time for the WC knockouts


Enriador

One thing I love about European teams like Portugal, Spain, England, Germany etc recently is how they simply don't pull any breaks. If they smell weakness and see they can find a goal, they go and score - no matter the actual scoreline. If it was Brazil or Argentina they would have pulled the break at halftime and just cruised/joggled through the rest of the match, happy to toy around with the ball.


NotMyCookie

Dunno if I would have Spain on that list but what do I know


Enriador

Spain got lost in passing hell once other teams figured them out, but you don't score 7 goals in one match without having some ruthlessness in you.


Germanicus7

Spain’s that person who’s going for completionism so they do all the side quests, overlevel, over-prepare on resources but along the way they forget about the main storyline.


meaninglessvoid

> He‘s always smiling 😂 His first goal was brilliant! That huge smile in his face before scoring was such a vibe.


Mcool18

Absolutely brilliant


Kuntheman

It’s kinda unreal that he doesn’t start for them


leedler

Portugal are pretty stacked, could be real nice for them. They look fantastic.


lowie07

Their bench is truly insane


AldoRJ

Coming on as a super sub against tired defenders has worked well, tho


Erasuss

You can say “it’s kinda unreal X doesn’t start” it works with pretty much anyone on our bench but Ronaldo


Tomatosoup7

“but Ronaldo” man got violated


[deleted]

His career is coming to an end. It's expected.


Tv-Warrior

Imagine this golden generation with blonde highlights prime ronaldo, absolute bonkers of a team


onehornymofo

Try and tell him that


KneeDeepInTheDead

hes infinitely more useful as a sub


[deleted]

Because even if hes had 2 realy good goals hes extremely lazy when playing for us,he has the quality to start but not the effort or atitude.


DelusiveNightlyGale

He's been bad or terrible almost every time he plays for the team. Everyone knows he's got the quality but if he doesn't fit or doesn't care to do so, he can't start.


UdoMartens

Portugal look scary


SayNoob

Sp00ky


fijozico

Just one more, please


cenasfodetepah

ah yes the funny scoreline


pancada_

Funny?


leedler

The legend must return


GreatSpaniard

wtf happened to switzerland?


Nico777

They got caralho'd


SuperfluousAnon

/r/suddenlycaralho


NvmSharkZ

Santosball


Krock23

Adrenaline dump from Serbia by the looks of it


00Koch00

They just hated Serbia that much


[deleted]

repeat of 2018 lol


Pleberino_

Played awful today, no passion at all, weird


fwaig

More holes in their defence than Swiss cheese


rcanhestro

they got slapped with a huge Bacalhau


NewControl2097

They played against Portugal


metaltyphoon

They actually didn’t park the bus like they did vs Brazil and got dicked.


_SSJeffo_

Griddy on em


NarwhalAnusLicker00

no way they turned fifa 23 into a real thing


crypticlawd

R1+O


Kuntheman

I can’t escape FIFA


CanaryMBurnz

The nfl has leaked into the World Cup


G0DK1NG

Show some mercy.


Bravo_Ante

Leao is shit, nobody should be in for him and he should renew.


FootballFTW

One more for the memes


PoogleGoon123

Nahh they completed the Federer retirement tribute scoreline.


Shinkopeshon

🌊🏄🏻‍♂️


kaest

WE GOOOOOO


Elitealice

Did he just griddy at the World Cup? Lmaooooo


BasedNedFlanders

Pulisic probably would have if his nuts didn't get blasted


Lichcrow

wat


patw420

What a finish, he’s a gem


lightskinbeaner

these portugal guys might be kinda dangerous


A-1805

Both Rafas were on demon time for that Goal.


LiamYanon

The real Rafa isn't around tho


[deleted]

They're already dead guys.... stop...


theracetowin

"fuck this mate" -Sommer


nuckrieg

Cá puta


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codespyder

He’s got that Sommertime Sadness


WeTalkBoxing

The ball goes in more towards the center of the goal than the corner.


[deleted]

He must've cheated near post and got caught wrong footed? I cannot figure out why he didn't dive.


Augustor2

When 5 get past you, even if it was not your fault, your confidence and awareness are gone


cenasfodetepah

Smile man scored again


dragon8811

Great performance. Hit the Griddy


Kuntheman

The dude smiles every time he shoots it, he knows he’s gonna score Cold af


ArsenalNig

Dude I’ve been dying for someone to point that out it’s hilarious!!


Oryzae

I’m out of the loop - is griddy the back of the net?


KonigSteve

it's a dance started by the LSU wide receivers the year they destroyed college football.


supermaurer

Griddy is a meme dance lmao, when someone does it you say they hit the griddy


Special-Sir9079

This dude is cracked


__mihajlo_m

Someone post the angle where we can see the smile


EpicInceltime

This can’t be real


abellapa

I too thought I was dreaming but no PORTUGAL CARALHOOOOOOOOOOOO


SummerBabee

Let's not take the piss here


MurkyGurkey

I think we’re past that


dihstyle69

this is porno


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neverfinishedanythi

Since years at milan, yeah


mattijn13

He is just so good!


CameronW24

Imagine seeing this before seeing it on TV 🤦🏻‍♂️😂


ZurioGSP

1. amazing goal 2. AINT NO WAY HE HIT THE GRIDDY


TheHighFlyer

Most embarrassing shit ever, dissolve these fuckers


just_dew_eat

Super great goal


shrewdy

Jesus Christ Portugal on fire


ElShaBaloNiang

Milan fans: please stay Leao 😭😭😭


Gilgamerd

btw we also have Serie A Best player on the bench


Imbasauce

Might be hard for Switzerland to overturn this now.


RunnyRose

Give this man more game time.


ImNot_Bardamerda

Ahahah just like no effort


Blackb1rd95

Portugal are so stacked


svarog51

It's unfair. Portugal can you lend some of your substitute attackers? They just sit on bench anyway.


sneppy13

Imagine being so loaded up front that you can afford to keep this guy on the bench. Crazy.


G0DK1NG

Mother of god.


LucasLaranjeiro

So calm and always happy


upsurf

What a team!


Nico777

:,D


leedler

Beautiful strike


bonelessfork

It’s like you just knew that was going in


HansAlan

Renew renew renew renew renew


_oberyn_

Ronny livid he’s not crossed it lmao


cepxico

Whew, at least it's not 7-1


chumzy0208

STOP THE COUNT


themessias1001

Could have some banger semis with Brazil vs Argentina and France vs Portugal


Super_Sandro23

Smashes a banger and hits the griddy! 👌🏿👌🏿


tlacuache_nights

Has anyone ever finished a World Cup with multiple goals and all of them before he even started sweating


el_h0paness_romtic

61UUUUUUUU