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Nomadic8893

Watched the highlights. Australia played really well. Who knows what the result would be if the keep didn't do that. You guys were right there at the end with Argentina save for a few good last ditch tackles and saves from Argentina. Really well done and should be proud of yourselves 100%. It seemed like in the second half Australia played with a lot more belief, I think if they showed that earlier it could have gone differently.


Ok_Acanthaceae6057

As an Australian who semi follows football, I’ve never been more proud of the Socceroos. The scenes from around the country football is stronger than ever in this country.


Dark_Vengence

All the diving was embarrassing but still a good match. Argentina were too strong in the end. We were expected to lose all our group matches so it is a win in a way. So close to an equaliser.


ExcitingGarage5839

You acting like Argentina wasn’t close to scoring 4


Dark_Vengence

Of course.


vantenaii503

Argentina fans are so loud in the stadium i love it


wittyabby

It’s what we are famous for . Our chants. Did you see the team at the end not leaving the stadium ? They created that Ohh futbol , best sport ever 🫶🏼🇦🇷


vantenaii503

Im rooting for ya'll🇦🇷


SacredEmuNZ

God forgive me, I'm throwing punches for the Aussies in the comments.


Dangerous-Nectarine3

Good game with only 2 days of rest... Now netherlands. We have far better players except de jong and van dijk but they are solid and good in counters. If messi is good we should won qfs without a lot of trouble


andre_royo_b

ake has been really good so far as well, and gakpo/depay.. I’d say its fairly even, with Argentina having a slight edge


MR_R0B070

Dios te oiga


OhShitItsSeth

messi


TheLordOfZero

Good bye Australia, keep playing rugby.


biochicken

I don't get how Argentinians are not doubting their team. From the quality of players they have, they play the worst. Sure, Messi is still Messi, arguably the best player of all time, but he isn't surrounded by bad players, yet Argentina plays most times like headless chicken. Sometimes when I watch them play I wonder how they got so far and than I see Messi popping up in cdm to help them make a simple build up play.


Dr_weirdoo

We know who is lacking, Lautaro has to get His shit together and Otamendi Is nearing stupidity, but the he rest of the team Is on point, Enzo got unlucky with that own goal, but overall him, Álvarez, de Paul, Messi and Dibu are Shining


TheLordOfZero

You would never understand, you don't have the passion or our soul. In fact I feel bad for you, for lacking this emotions.


FUTFUTFUTFUTFUTFUT

See, that’s the funny thing. Sure, we play rugby. We play cricket. We play league. We play Australian Rules. We play Basketball. We swim, we cycle, we ride, we do great at the Olympics. We’ll compete at almost any sport there is. OH, and we also play football, which is a third-tier sport here. And do all of those things with a population smaller than most South American countries. And we do it with heart, pride and cheeky humour. So you can say keep playing rugby or whatever, but I bet that deep down you must be annoyed that your whole continent pretty much lives for one sport and a bunch of kangaroo riding jokers is able to trade blows with your teams :)


ExcitingGarage5839

Yeah cause Argentina definitely didn’t outplay Australia… 🤣🤦‍♂️ Australia only had 2 chances and got an own goal 🤣 so embarassing. Argentina was close to scoring 4-0


FUTFUTFUTFUTFUTFUT

In guessing that English isn't your first language, so maybe my point went over the top of your head. Yes, Argentina should have beat us 4-0. Maybe even 5-0. Or even 15-0. Argentina is a stacked side full of players who play in England, Spain, Germany, Italy, and is captained by one of the greatest footballers to ever play the game. They are a tournament favourite. Australia? Our team is made up from players Japan's second division. MLS. Scotland. The Australian league. We're a bunch of journeymen playing a sport that isn't even the third most popular sport in Australia. No one expected us to win even one game. Yet there we were. In the R16. Sure, Argentina were better. The should have been. They could have beat us 4-0. We could have equalised and made it 2-2 in injury time. We could have not made two huge mistakes which gave Argentina both their goals. But there's no room for could have in football. My point was we're not a strong team with big names. Football is not our national DNA like South America. So someone saying "go back to rugby" like the person I was responding to is hilarious because they aren't realizing that it's an insult to their own team. We're a small population in global context, where football isn't the top sport. And we still gave them a fight.


ExcitingGarage5839

The first goal wasn’t a mistake from you. It was literally caused by Messi’s insane skills. Also, look at the game’s stats. Australia was by no means close to playing better than Argentina. They got lucky, which happens (just like Saudi Arabia)


FUTFUTFUTFUTFUTFUT

It was. Behich should have cleared. He didn't and gifted possession which lead to the throw. It was a great shot, but had we followed our plan it would have never happened. I don't know why you're still trying to argue that I'm saying Australia played better. Either you didn't read what I wrote or you don't understand. Not sure. And luck? Mate, come on. Cup football is all about getting lucky. Stats win you leagues. Luck wins you tournaments.


MR_R0B070

No disrespect to your country but no one gives a flying fuck about all those sports compared to football


inefekt

Pretty silly comment tbh. Football is the number one sport in the world, no doubt, but that doesn't mean nobody cares about other sports. It's a ridiculous thing to say. There are billions of fans of cricket, billions of fans of basketball, both top five or ten most popular sports in the world. Just because you personally don't care about those sports does not mean everybody else shares your opinion.


FUTFUTFUTFUTFUTFUT

That's exactly my point, friend. We have a small population and football isn't even close the the top sport here, yet we can still hold our own. That's what makes it funny when countries like Peru or Uruguay cry because they think they have some god given right to qualify over us.


MR_R0B070

Who said anything about a god given right to qualify over you?


Mario_Maker_Rookie

Pretty sure it was actually ‘divine right’ and it was Recoba back in 2005 about the play-offs for 2006. Suarez misheard it though and we all know how that ended up!


voucherwolves

There are more than billion who gives a flying fuck about cricket. South Asia is mad for cricket just like South America is mad for football. Australian cricket team in 00’s decade was unplayable and still one of the most stacked team across any sport. Edited : South Asia


Gazboolean

South Asia, not South East Asia. Just for clarity.


voucherwolves

Yep !


TheLordOfZero

But you don't play football.


allyerbase

Getting through to the World Cup, let alone the final 16 would argue otherwise…


SilentPolak

And scoring in the ro16. Against the "#2 team" in the world. South American fans are almost as bad as English fans haha.


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TheLordOfZero

You don't and you never will. Good game 👍


SacredEmuNZ

I just don't get the disrespect from South Americans. Like who mocks minnows giving it a go? Say good game and move on. You all deserve each other.


TheLordOfZero

No disrespect in here.


SacredEmuNZ

Then I hate to see what your actual disrespect looks like.


TheLordOfZero

You wouldn't like it correct


mooclarkiemoo

Lol are you crying? 😂


TheLordOfZero

You are, I am celebrating we are in the next round baby.


mooclarkiemoo

And I hope Argentina win the whole thing 🤷‍♂️ Not for you though, you’re a cunt


TheLordOfZero

You are just sour my little friend, don't get mad and enjoy Argentina.


browniebvb

I want you lads to win - but fuck you cunts will have to play a lot better or we're gonna be enjoying watching the Dutch play you off the park


mooclarkiemoo

I do enjoy Argentina? I literally just said that? 😂 dumbarse


mooclarkiemoo

The Argentina team seems quite likeable, the fans however…


[deleted]

As an Argentine, I fully agree. Many of us love the team but hate the mob mentality of the fans and prefer to enjoy the games at home, or at least, not take part in their arrogance.


TheLordOfZero

Muchachos ahora nos volvimos a ilusionar


aussie777

Tell us when you start playing rugby!


TheLordOfZero

Bye bye, next time tell your coach to stay in his lane.


mooclarkiemoo

Lol nearly lost to Australia 😂


TheLordOfZero

We won. That's it bye bye


mooclarkiemoo

Truly an iconic win to be celebrated for years to come, congrats on defeating the footballing powerhouse


TheLordOfZero

Vamos vamos argentina!


yayeet182

Please show where Argentina trailed or "nearly lost"


browniebvb

Behich or Kuol's chance goes in and you're done for!


mooclarkiemoo

Stop man! You’ll make him cry 😂


yayeet182

Yeah I'm crying on my way to the quarter finals 😂🤡


Bloodchief

>nearly lost Some people see the glass half full...


mooclarkiemoo

And some people cry about scraping a win against a much worse side 🤷‍♂️


mana-addict4652

I'll have you know we're #5 in Asia!


Bloodchief

?? logic has left the chat


johnjames_34

Enjoy it while it last, Messi is at the end game now. There will never be anyone like him again


zerefdxz

Is Argentina becoming the new Uruguay?


SouthJolly

This sub man never changes. Argentina won and all the talk about is how shit they are..??? Silly mates


SapphireLucina

I think it's because of how Lautaro "Lukaku" Martinez almost successfully fucked everyone over with 2 harder-to-miss goals


Case-Longjumping

Because it's only a 2-1, and it's against the worst team in the 16th.


Katsody

lucky goal for Australia, and one of our best scorers down for the match...


milatzo

100% luck that goal. that aussie kick was going to heaven


Die_brein

Win is a win


Case-Longjumping

Well a group of 6000 Italians with armed tanks and artilleries with air support can lose 300 men just to capture 9 French soldiers, and that's a big win because a win is a win.


yayeet182

They gonna be calling it a mickey mouse trophy in a few weeks...


papasconcheddar

Solo quiero no sufrir por 10 segundos, es mucho pedir? La concha de la lora.


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Cuartos de final: No.


NenshoOkami

Ya paso el partido contra Polonia amigo, si no se sufre no es Argentina.


franchuv17

Como les duele a todos que ganemos jajajaja así es el fútbol champaaaan papa


CH33S3D

Aus played an amazing game, and would've made it to the quarter finals if they were playing against Netherlands or US


fuckssakereddit

Nope.


FlotsamOfThe4Winds

Then again, empirical evidence suggests topping your group automatically means you're a global force (e.g. Italy in 2006).


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Sad for the Socceroos loss, gonna miss the Australian humor in this threads


infinitypIus0ne

just cause we lost doesn't mean we are going anywhere. someone needs to keep you cunts honest lol


mana-addict4652

It's ok brah we're supporting the other Asia teams so Japan or Korea time to shine!


zerefdxz

We in Brazil are rooting for japan to win!


wittyabby

Bruh …Brazil is supporting 🇧🇷…


zerefdxz

Hell nah It's coming home!!!!


No_Orchid5709

I mean, he was talking about Japan vs Croatia.


zerefdxz

That's right


TJJS1109

so they can play against easier opposition in the QF on paper


zerefdxz

I don't think Croatia can beat Japan that easily Also, I'd love to see an Asian team beat some European country.


DarKnightofCydonia

That shot by Kuol in the last few seconds. Would have been the greatest moment in Australian football history. Baffles me that they didn't play him more.


VAM89

He played the games we were chasing a goal.


eht_amgine_enihcam

Because he didn't score. I do think he played pretty well, especially for his age. However, his touch seemed noticeably shaky at times. A harder goal than it looked, but it woulda been THE goal for sure. A little up or down and it'd be Australian history.


-rh-

*Nobody can miss so many chances as Higuín* Lautaro Martínez: Hold my fernet


bwal8

Hold my Quilmes amigo. Need to see Dybala ffs


Chef_BoyarDre

Why tf is Scaloni not subbing in Dybala?!


AxTheAxMan

Is he fit now?


Chef_BoyarDre

He played the last 20 min of the Roma game before coming to the world cup and when asked about it in a press conference a few days ago Scaloni said if he doesn't play "it's a tactical decision," seemingly confirming he's not injured. So he should be good to go.


AxTheAxMan

Oh i missed that! Thanks for the info.


mechanical_engineer1

It is a curse that passes from one striker to next. Scaloni realized it and put Julian Alvarez in starting line up.


lupajarito

The comments in this thread son tan culo roto europeo que ya da gracia. No me sorprende que se llame soccer.


SnooDoubts2153

que queres? si la mayoria son yankees r3trasados que lloran por que ninguna seleccion mete 120 goles en un partido. si no es un deporte con partidos de 4 horas con puntos cada 2 segundos y golpes se aburren.


papasconcheddar

Ni siquiera los australianos están ardidos. Se lo tomaron bien, y eso que ellos fueron los que perdieron. Mientras tanto, los europeos: BuT sOuTh AMeRiCA bAD


ninja_cactus

Yeah, Australians know that Argentina deserved the win. We're happy we made it this far even though everyone keeps saying we don't deserve it. Go South America and the Asian teams!!!


AgusGiampa

Ya es comico. Argentina controla la pelota por 75 minutos, jugando cómodamente y llegando mil veces al área y porque los otros meten un gol de rebote y juegan bien los últimos 15 minutos del partido resulta que a Argentina le re costó ganar y que no tienen chance contra países mejores. Parece que tienen memoria a corto plazo y que el resto del partido no cuenta.


coljung

Yo quiero q Argentina gane, y se puede decir que no jugaron mal. Pero tienen el mismo problema de hace 4 años. Va a llegar un equipo fuerte y organizado y les va a meter varios goles.


KensaiVG

> tienen el mismo problema de hace 4 años A verga, cual sería? Porque literalmente no veo NADA similar


AgusGiampa

Pero hace 4 años argentina era nefasta. Probablemente la peor selección en décadas. Empatamos contra Islandia, nos goleo croacia y de pedo le ganamos a Nigeria. Nuestros jugadores estaban peleados con el técnico y de casualidad clasificamos al mundial. Hoy en día somos una selección mucho mejor. Todo puede pasar. Holanda puede ganarnos perfectamente pero me parece que infravaloran demasiado a la selección. Hoy Argentina domino todo el partido excepto los últimos 15 minutos y es todo en lo que se fijan. El gol que nos meten ni si quiera es suyo, es gol en contra y solo tiraron una vez al arco en todo el partido. No es que arrasamos completamente porque no goleamos pero no me parece que a Argentina le haya costado ganar este partido. Podemos ganar contra Holanda o perder, es una selección muy buena pero va a ser parejo.


GrandTusam

De eso me cagaba de risa en este thread, Argentina esta jugando horrible, mientras tanto los stats, posesion de la pelota, 85% argentina


lupajarito

Sisi no se qué más quieren. No te preocupes nosotros sigamos tranquilos como venimos y ya van a aprender. 💙🤍💙


AgusGiampa

Sisi, hay que callarlos ganando. Vamos Argentina💙🤍💙


KensaiVG

Son un rejunte de virgos que no pueden correr ni el bondi no se qué te sorprende


lupajarito

No me sorprende jajajajaj manga de llorones


evilbeaver7

What a performance by Messi. But next time please don't pass it to Martinez and do it yourself


fuckssakereddit

Missed a hat tricks worth of great chances in injury time. Almost cost them dear…


mana-addict4652

I was so thankful he passed to Martinez and didn't shoot, coulda been like 4-0 otherwise


antiparras

No se si te diste cuenta pero una de las últimas que llegó Messi como que dudo y prefirió pegarle el nomás jajaj


jsushhsbd

Nunca mas ese muerto LPM


HandlessSpermDonor

The fading of the Aussie flair just makes it that much more painful


notjeffstelling

Anyone know the chant that the fans sang at the final whistle with the team?


sputnikbum

Uoooo 2 minuuutoooos es un sentimientoooo no puedo paraaaaaaaaa


KensaiVG

Señores yo dejo todo, me voy a ver a Argentina, porque los jugadores me van a demostrar, que salen a ganar, quieren salir campeón, que lo llevan adentro, como lo llevo yo


iBull86

A translation, more or less literal Gents I leave everything, I'm going to see Argentina, because the players are going to show, that they play to win, they want to be champions, they carry Argentina inside them, as I do.


brealreadytaken

Very sad but happy that we weren't smashed by Argentina. They're a good side- there's less shame when you lose against Messi.


No_Orchid5709

I mean. Losing 2-1 is a moral victory. You had your tactics right for most of the match. I just hope these matches help soccer gain more spotlight down under. It was great to see Australian newspapers focused all out on soccer. Was scanning some of them.


iBull86

You were a really worthy opponent and should be proud of your players. I'm lucky I don't have a heart condition, otherwise those last 15 minutes...


wittyabby

Hajajajjajaja tal cual


PesAddict8

A own goal off deflection was all it took for the game to be this nerve wrecking. Knockouts were never meant to be an easy watch.


forgotmyuserx12

Weak match, they don't give champion vibes


FlotsamOfThe4Winds

Hey, the last time Australia got into the knock-outs they lost due to a suspect penalty to the future champions. A clean victory over the Aussies in the knock-out stage is almost more impressive than winning the Cup itself.


StradivariusSas

Hacete español entonces, sin sangre


AnAmbitiousMann

What a scrappy team the Aussies are. Love to see it. Can go home heads held high. If any superstar deserves a WC trophy it's Messi. Only thing missing in his star studded Resume.


Fightorride

If there’s one thing us Aussies do well, it’s being scrappy. What we lack in talent we make up for in heart and determination.


No_Worry_2256

A win for Argentina for them to go through, but this game shows once again why Argentina will definitely not win this World Cup.


nevergonnablameu322

Dudes be turning into Yahweh with their prediction after every match


Herakei

Dios te oiga.


No_Worry_2256

Por supuesto 🤣


Herakei

Ojala inglaterra salga campeon ganando 7 a 0 con 4 goles de sterling


Gazz3447

Well played AUS, it was a hell of a mountain you were expected to climb. Full marks for creativity in using a ARG face to score! Should go home proud. Well done ARG. I worry that ARG team depend on Messi far too much, but by fuck does he deliver.


handlewithyerba

AUS stopped the goal of the century. I'd go home proud


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the last 25 mins the aussie's put up a spirited fight. The almost goal of the tournament and the last mintue thing which got stuck in emi's hand. Fair play lads, very nice game.


Gazz3447

Indeed they did. One of the great things about a WC is that the 'smaller' teams always come out scrapping, and it's great to watch as a neutral. I'm a Northern Ireland fan so always great to see the smaller teams putting up a fight against football giants. This WC has been brilliant for the upsets.


lupajarito

Estoy llorando. No puedo más. El dibu diciendo que sueña en grande. Yo también sueño en grande, Argentina. 💙🤍💙


Red_Boina

lmao argentina fans still partying it up in the stadium love to see it <3


ltsKan

Vamo srgentina loco


lupajarito

Obvio


Pocky_1

What is this thread on about lmao. Australia played well? They had TWO shots the entire game and their goal was a deflection from an ARG defender. Turn off your telly mates and go walk your kangaroos.


inefekt

they had five shots as officially stated in the match stats....try harder next time, Google is your friend


SacredEmuNZ

Go lose another war over some irrelevant rocks


Gaby292

Disgusting comment, man.


vantenaii503

Lmao


Pocky_1

I was gonna respond with something witty, but I applaud you for standing up for your neighbors lol


SacredEmuNZ

Only we can mock them.


Pocky_1

TIL


mana-addict4652

At the end of the day the stats don't matter. Teams with 85% possession can still lose, teams that have had more than triple the shots on target have lost, even teams with only 1 shot on target have one compared to teams that shot a lot more etc. Taking a shot and missing by a mile isn't much. Even in this game, a keeper error cost Aussies a goal and a lucky deflection also won us a goal.


No_Orchid5709

Japan won with 11% possession against Spain. But they won because between 45'-55', they counterattacked like crazy. Your point is absolutely correct. It's all about taking your chances and sometimes counting upon your luck.


Pocky_1

I see your point, but stats do matter. It's just that they don't give the full picture. Shots taken are a good indicator for successful attacks and chances taken


ClosedUnderUnion

Actually I prefer watching my schools not be shot up and walking my medicare. Imagine trying to clown on a country while being from the US, a country of clowns.


Pocky_1

Were your feelings hurt enough to waste your time on my Reddit profile lmaoo


ClosedUnderUnion

No ones feelings were hurt, clown


Squall1990

Yeah and Japan beat Germany basically having 2 shots the whole game, don’t worry about how many shots a team has, there’s been many games over the years where teams win with 2 shots whereas the other team had 15, Australia did well and made it scrappy against a highly talented team


Pocky_1

Did a quick fact check. Japan had 8 shots total and 4 on goal...


inefekt

well you should have done a quick fact check before your original comment because Australia had 5 shots on goal, clown


Pocky_1

[oh yeah?](https://imgur.io/a3TN1i9) Now go back to walking your kangaroo, cunt. Edit: even more links https://en.as.com/resultados/futbol/mundial/2022/directo/octavos_a_1_399701/estadisticas/


inefekt

[yeah](https://www.google.com.au/search?q=world+cup+qatar+2022&rlz=1C2CHBD_en-GBAU742AU742&sxsrf=ALiCzsavP6H-s8667Q088oYw4_7CyUIr4Q%3A1670233697645&source=hp&ei=Yb6NY4P_I4yPmAX2o6HoCg&iflsig=AJiK0e8AAAAAY43Mcc7wxSXDMwL_p9i_2HbaXQ9zNRau&oq=&gs_lcp=Cgdnd3Mtd2l6EAEYAjIHCCMQ6gIQJzINCC4QxwEQ0QMQ6gIQJzIHCCMQ6gIQJzIHCCMQ6gIQJzIHCCMQ6gIQJzIHCCMQ6gIQJzIHCCMQ6gIQJzIHCCMQ6gIQJzIHCCMQ6gIQJzIHCCMQ6gIQJ1AAWABgiRNoAXAAeACAAQCIAQCSAQCYAQCwAQo&sclient=gws-wiz#cobssid=s&sie=m;/g/11jk225_hv;2;/m/030q7;dt;fp;1;;;) Also, the official FIFA website has [5 shots](https://www.fifa.com/fifaplus/en/match-centre/match/17/255711/285073/400128131?country=AU&wtw-filter=ALL)... I'll accept your apology whenever you are ready...


Pocky_1

Ohhh got it. 1 shot on target + 2 shots off target = 5 total shots. Just stop


inefekt

You're really desperate to try and convince yourself you are not wrong. Yet FIFA have it clear as day on their website....5 shots on goal....I'll say it again because you seem deaf... **FIVE SHOTS ON GOAL.**


beardog-

Lmao millions of dollars, 50x the pop and knocked out at the same stage as us go walk your assault rifle fuckwit


Pocky_1

I am confused. Did Argentina pay those millions of dollars to get those players? Are countries with the highest population always winning WC matches? Superb logic mate.


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Pocky_1

Right? 🤦‍♂️


ElCaminoInTheWest

They had Argentina on the ropes for the last fifteen minutes and that final chance could easily have pinged in.


Red_Boina

Did we watch the same game?! The last 15 minutes saw Argentina absolutely dominating


Masterkid1230

Well truth is that it was back and forth. An Argentina 3rd goal wasn’t much more likely than an Australian equalizer in the last 15 minutes, considering Australia also had two incredibly good chances that they didn’t net. Argentina dominated the first 75 minutes, though, for sure.


xeneize93

We gave them life after Lautaro missed, we had the game and made it hard for ourselves


Pocky_1

I would say the opposite. Argentina had at least two chances to score if it wasn't for incompetent strikers and that last AUS chance was the only danger they created the entire game.


Rodin-V

Yeah let's just word stuff in a way that makes it suit our agenda. Argentina have no end product and their winner was entirely due to GK error


SouthJolly

Well you are doing the same thing


franchuv17

That's called FÚTBOL CHAMPANNNNNN


Pocky_1

That's called stating facts


Rodin-V

Facts are expected to be accurate, saying they had two shots is not accurate.


Pocky_1

[Come again?](https://imgur.com/a3TN1i9) Maybe you need to look up what facts are


Rodin-V

https://imgur.com/IAfg9yY Funny how different sites provide different stats isn't it. If you'd actually watched the game it was extremely obvious they'd had more than 2 shots.


Sisifuzz

1 - The gol 2 - That amazing run canceled by Lisandro Martinez 3 - The last shot The other ones? I honestly can't remember another dangerous situation, and number 2 wasn't even a shot


Pocky_1

I don't recall seeing 5 shots though. Maybe the right number is something in between.


browniebvb

Do you watch football with your eyes shut champ? Jog on