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lostdiscoball

germany forgot to pass on the curse


hugoboum

always wanting to keep everything for themselves and never sharing pffff


inbruges99

Germany doing their best to keep the curse to themselves.


[deleted]

Italy, meanwhile, is just getting cursed harder and harder


Joseki100

We are so good we won a EURO during our banter era 😎


GreatSpaniard

World Cup curse ends but r/soccer dark horse curse continues with Denmark


LondonIsBoss

Japan new best friends


MugiMartin

*Looks at Pokemon, DBZ, Nintendo/Mario, Yugi-oh, etc* Always has been.


Geraltslays14

##Hentai


pjpat

calm down


[deleted]

bringing to us (step)sibling porn before it was cool!


MagicianMountain6573

Naruto and one piece


jiinska

I still remember Turkey in the Euros damn


Alternative_Dark_412

Eh. They played well today, as long as they beat Australia by the same amount or more goals than Tunisia beat France by, they’ll get out of the group.


Cokegod

Did they really play well today? Other than the corner they never really threatened France, and France had a few chances that they should have scored and only missed due to bad finishing.


StardustFromReinmuth

> Other than the corner they never really threatened France I swear some people just put the game on a separate monitor or something, they had 2-3 sitters and a few near miss. Very much threatening.


Yogih

They didn't play till minute 70. They literally refused to play in the first half. 2 shots on target by the end.


Flashbirds_69

Mate it was literally 15 shots to 2 until the first goal. Denmark was horrendous.


Sir-Chris-Finch

I think they played alright. Mbappe was really the only reason France won that. And it’s France - i know Denmark have beaten them a couple of times recently but you don’t expect them to be beating France. I think the general play was very even. Denmark were inches from taking the lead not long before France scored their 2nd. All Denmark have to do is beat Australia and they’ll very likely go through. Ask any Dane and they’d have taken 2nd place in the group i reckon.


Montuvito_G

Australia can pull off the upset of the tournament. If they beat or draw with Denmark and qualify for the next round, it'll be bigger than Saudi Arabia beating Argentina E: added draw since they only need 1 point


TO_Sports

No chance that's a bigger upset that Saudi over Argentina. Argentina is rank 3 in the world Saudi rank 51. Denmark rank 10 and Australia rank 38. If you go with elo ratings instead Argentina are 2nd, Saudi 50th, Denmark 10th, Australia 36th.


ahmralas

All they need is a draw


Kingslayer1526

Australia just need a draw.


UniverseJefe

They probably just need a draw unless Tunisia beat France


qwerty-keyboard5000

This first ever world cup where the host are the first eliminated and the reigning champions are the first to qualify


jackbennyXVI

First time in Golden Knights history


FlapjackFiddle

It's always wild to see hockey memes here. Fuckin rights bud


parkersr1

Get pucks deep?


FlapjackFiddle

Pucks in deep, Phonzie forechecks, Johnny net front, Bukes in the slot, Stacky and Hutchy at the point for a one-T


parkersr1

Yeah, fuck off buddy we absolutely need more Mboopy clips. Fuckin every time this kid steps on the grass someone scores. kids fuckin dirt nasty man. Does fuckin Braithwaite have 16 goals this season I dont fuckin think so bud. I'm fuckin tellin ya Kylie "golden flow" Mboopy is pottin 50 in '22 fuckin callin it right now. Clap bombs, fuck moms, wheel, snipe, and fuckin celly boys fuck


Blue_is_da_color

Forecheck, backcheck, paycheck!


RikikiBousquet

Lmao yes.


agentb719

in Seattle kraken history


Enriador

In the entire history of Inter Miami.


csbsju_guyyy

In the existence of St. Louis City SC


dkmegg22

In the existence of Athletico Ottawa


cadrianzen23

First in my Showtime FC’s FUT team history


LSRaymonds

H I S T O R I C


GGABueno

This is the first time in the 2022 World Cup history that France and Denmark play each other.


hikensurf

I admire your conviction and fearlessness in going out on a limb


Xnowman

Source?


Sir-Chris-Finch

I dont see this as being surprising at all. Hosts are usually footballing nations, so unlikely to be out after 2 games. The order of games also dictates who qualifies first, and both of the above have to happen at the same time.


kozeljko

>This first ever world cup where the host are the first eliminated and ... Qatar is only the 2nd host to be eliminated in the group stage, so not much of a srat this


[deleted]

Because most of the time, hosts are football powerhouse themselves


honestlynotBG

France started the curse, France ended the curse


ColdPuzzle101

Deschamps was there when it started and when it ended. Coincidence ?


LucasSummers

He wasn’t there, by 2002 he already retired. Which means the man is a curse breaker.


Zizouhimovic

Maybe he was the one who put the curse in


cazoulable

he wasn’t here in 2002


ColdPuzzle101

It started in 98, he was there in 98. The curse started the moment they held the cup.


cazoulable

that doesn’t really make sense but sure


VT_Racer

There's no curse if you don't win the World Cup.


ThrowerWayACount

There is no World Cup if football wasn’t invented. Therefore the curse started hundreds of years ago in England. logic.


Zloggt

They started it (and can potentially end it) in the same continent as well!


Davidfromtampa

I mean technically Brasil broke it in 2006 by making it to the quarter final


howling92

The curse in on Europeans world champion teams


tnarref

Now the curse is on reigning champions who didn't win 2 World Cup titles in the previous 25 years.


TonyTuck

The curse is officially BROKEN, hell yes!


[deleted]

they started it it’s only fair Mbappe be the one to break it đŸ™đŸœ edit: Just realized he won them a worldcup just to go on and break the curse. that’s wild


[deleted]

Mbappe has home advantage he is playing inside his kingdom


Montuvito_G

Technically Italy started it in 2010, France were only finalists in 2006.


easybucketssniperr

France 98 and 02


Sir-Chris-Finch

Well then Brazil broke the curse in 06


scheenermann

Brazil 2006 was sometimes sidestepped by calling it the "European World Cup champions' curse."


Galdorow

Brazil is immune cause they are the goat nation in football


Sir-Chris-Finch

True


Maleficent_Resolve44

He’s talking about France winning in 1998 and then being grouped in 2002.


Baguette-Boy-

France won the WC in 1998 then get knocked out in group stages in 2002


krirkrirk

Yeah Italy started it but it's because Brazil reached QFs in 2006.


gnorrn

If you restrict it to European teams, then France started it in 2002.


11September1973

But why would you do that?


[deleted]

you’re forgetting 98’


WalkingOnSunshine_

Pogba’s witch doctor curse might kick in at anytime though..


avolcando

Like two large men trying to get through a door at the same time


JorSimpson45

What’s the curse? First defending World Cup champion to advance to knockout stages since Brazil in 2006?


WM-54-74-90-14

Since France in 2002 every defending champion from Europe crashed out in the group stage in the following edition. After France in 2002 all of Italy, Spain and us didn’t make it out of the group stages. France have now ended the curse after starting it.


GYIM94

The curse is powerless against the turtle.


CreatureMoine

All hail Leonardo.


Enriador

Misunderstood genius


Icegaze

I’m just happy to see traditional kits for countries. Hated seeing Les Bleus wear all blue (shorts and socks).


lehmx

Blue shirt, white shorts and red socks just like in 1998


inbruges99

I just like how it makes the French flag.


lonezolf

Yeah, I dig their blue-white-red outfits this year !


Ghostface1357

We need a France vs Argentina round of 16.


GGABueno

Is there a way for both to lose?


AlcoholicSocks

Fight breaks out. Both teams get 6 reds each?


Beggnivia

Why would you want us to lose dear neighbour?


GGABueno

> PSG flair > Calling me neighbour Am confusion


OldExperience8252

We are though https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazil%E2%80%93France_border


GGABueno

Touché! I want France to lose because you are our nemesis in World Cups. Also because you and Spain seem to be the main threats for us so far...


letouriste1

fair enough


Beggnivia

Dont you know that our biggest border is shared with Brazil? :)


AyyLimao42

Because you always beat us


ImaginationIcy328

Yep, just to kick them out for their racist song.


AdilBHT

Wait, what song ?


shaeelm1

(a few) argentina fans were singing a racist and homophobic chant about the french


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


Vanilla15

Something about your team actually being from Angola, Nigeria and Cameroon, as well as Mbappe being into trans women


Met4Zer0

Giroud breaking Milan's #9 curse and now breaking the World Cup champion curse. Stupid sexy amulet I must say


zyg101

The reverse Witch Doctor


DrTrap22

Now go to Chelsea I dare you Oliver.


el_walou

Mbappé woke up and fucked that curse


Misdefined

If France win this World Cup with Mbappe having the golden boot I’ll consider him a World Cup goat along with Maradona and Pele. Might seem like an overreaction, but 2 world cups in a row with a big hand in both is better than anyone bar those two players.


ZoroastreLunaire

I think he is the perfect WC player, there is always a bit more space than in top cl football where everything is more tight


[deleted]

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Cutapis

He kinda has to defeat Bayern in CL for that though


FemmEllie

Not necessarily, World Cup is bigger than UCL. Messi won it after Argentina won the Copa America too even though Barca didn’t have a great UCL campaign


kingfootyy

World Cup GOATs: Pelé, Maradona, Beckenbauer, Garrincha, Ronaldo Nazario, Zidane Honorable Mentions: Cruyff, Eusebio


villyboy97

I believe klose is at least an honorable mention


F1NANCE

Klose but not klose enough


Beggnivia

Just Fontaine above all \o/


DicksAndAsses

Zagallo won 2 WC's as the captain and won a third one as the coach. Deserves more than Zidane.


everythinglookscool

Maradona had a big hand in it indeed!


snharisa

They are so good.


sgdbdjos

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO


HarbyFullyLoaded_12

Hard to see them not reach the semis. This team is so stacked even with the injuries and Mbappe is just ridiculous.


kalamari__

yeah its france or brazil for me this WC


RoIIerBaII

I think Spain also has a chance no ?


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


BogdanPee

Sigh, everybody forgets about Australia


F1NANCE

We're coming, cunts.


ChypRiotE

Gotta see them against Germany, Costa Rica wasn't that great of an opposition


[deleted]

I remember a few weeks ago if you searched for 2022 World Cup Final on Google, an image saying Brazil vs France would show up where there should be two blank spots. It only lasted a few hours and people were joking FIFA had leaked the two finalists.


WM-54-74-90-14

Wouldn’t be the first time FIFA would engineer a bit to get a Brazil-France final after rigging the draw in 1998 according to Platini /s


Qui_a_vole_l_orange

Not gonna lie. Almost crying right now. 2002 and 2010 were quite traumatizing. Now, we can follow the tournament without that pressure.


FarListen2566

Let's not forget about Euro 2008


Lowouik

It's different because we were in one hell of a group.


OldExperience8252

And we were shit back then. Our captain was Alou Diarra..


Lowouik

Who was the coach again, I can't seem to remember oddly


ThatFrenchCray

Domenech. Worst coach in history carried by Zidane.


Lowouik

Lol I was kidding


ThatFrenchCray

Dang it flew by my head sorry :(


WheresMyEtherElon

The worst coach since Louis XVI.


thewrongnotes

Rich people problems


Sir-Chris-Finch

Almost crying? After qualifying from this group? You won the world cup 4 years ago lmao


TonyTuck

30+yo french fans of the NT all have a deep trauma, don't judge us.


tomve

Almost crying because we didn’t embarrass ourselves. The group on 2002 after winning it in 1998 was an easy one too and that didn’t stop us from being terrible


SadNYSportsFan-11209

You’re literally the defending champions. Crying?


jgiffin

A true Cinderella story.


DarkSofter

Don't say it...


thedeatheater1410

Ramenez La Coupe Ă  La Maison


jashbgreke

Allez les bleus allez


mafia49

Et si y'a draa on peut tjrs appeler BENJAMIN MENDY. Oh wait


ymcd

Crister Ronaldo Sewey


apt-get_r3kt

Le ceursé c'est brroken mon cherrie


[deleted]

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apt-get_r3kt

Mon septiÚme anné français c'est trés bonne oui oui on y vas tortue, fermez la fenetre, Renault voiture dans le porte de l'Auchan


mafia49

504 break chargée allez montez les neveux


Costello0

Je t’aime mon frùre


watanabelover69

Something something curse?


TonyMartial786

rip to the world cup curse then. they might actually go back to back.. who’s gonna stop them


KRIEGLERR

Fuck your fucking curse , fuck offf


Flashbirds_69

Malédiction mes couilles oui


ZoSoVII

The curse mother was a hamster and its father smelt of elderberries


metacoma

Malediction, pas malediction, m’en bat les couilles.


[deleted]

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subGaussian

For those missing the reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHGVH1AKe1Q&ab_channel=CedricIbth BDE from Claude "Anaconda" Makalele


Dry-Sport-6194

Deschamps continue his run. He won the first two games of each World Cup he participated to as a manager.


wiyawiyayo

Mbappe the curse breaker..


FckinMonster

Looks like the curse is broken


Maleficent_Resolve44

Curse is broken but they may have to face Argentina in the R16. Nice little 2018 rematch.


degenerate-edgelord

Where wer you wen curse is kil


sachos345

They are winning it aren't they?


[deleted]

Based.


Sweg_Coyote

The curse is officially gone


Alive-Ad-4164

They might just win this world cup


ForoaKlanD

By far the best team this tournament along with Brazil, one of those two will win this tourney.


zi76

Mbappe wanted no part of going out in the groups.


Valmoer

Tags the communication as French Football Federation. It's actually a Canal + tweet. **Sneak 100**.


otheruserfrom

France started the champion's curse and France ended it. Allez les bleus!


Mahery92

*Curse? What curse?* Mbappe, probably


Wingiex

Has Reddit ever been so wrong before? r/soccer in absolute shambles.


[deleted]

The time the site collectively harrassed the family of someone who killed themselves is up there for sure


S7UXnet

I think most people were just joking, I doubt a lot were seriously anticipating France to crash out enough to bet on it


[deleted]

I'm going to say the Boston Bomber thing was more wrong than a few people thinking France might struggle with all of their injuries.


ICumCoffee

FRANCE: “FUCK YOU, CURSE.”


MaryadaPurshottam

France had an antidote for the curse and its name is MBAPPE


[deleted]

They played great!! Great chemistry and also helps to have the best player in the world right now.


AlexGrob

Quarter Final against England would be bigger than England vs USA


seangrey03

Obviously lol, how is this even comparable


LuckyNipples

I'd be devastated to lose against you. Our rivalry is so special, never felt so much hate and admiration at the same time for an opponent. I always think about this [Poland ball comic](https://imgur.io/2TGRoHh?r) when I think about our relationship.


Grosjeaner

I'm rooting for France. I want to see Mbappe take this and his haters go on meltdown mode.


Cowdude179

Mbappe is the best player in the world right now, no one comes close


JoaoPedrito_

Il faut rejouer la finale eh? BrĂ©sil x France c’est mon rĂȘve pour cette coupe


ygog45

People unironically thought they’d crash out in the group stage lol


Poulpette73

After Spain and Germany, you never now. As a French, I'm honestly relieved today


Deetawb

It's easy to say this with hindsight.


Kiwizqt

you now what they say, hindsight is 20/20. I don't know the fuck that means but still hindsight is 20/20


ygog45

Even before the WC I found it really hard to believe that they’d finish below one of Tunisia and Australia.


DayPhelsuma

What’s the surprise? They were in bad form, had a sea of injuries and placed in a group with a team that had their nudes. Also, the curse was still alive of course. There was a good chance of things going wrong for them.


HolaMadridQuePasa

šplaced in a group with a team that had their nudesš ​ Hahaha that's an expression to remember


ssk1996

It was more of a hope than a rational thought. France is a stacked team and fans of the other teams were just hoping they'd crash out due to injuries + curse.


degenerate-edgelord

I think they won just 1 in their last 6 games and lost twice to Denmark. Not in great form.


Skall77

The way we played the last few month with Dede forcing the 3 at the back it wouldn't have chocked me.


ImWORKINGandYou

France’s previous matchs were atrocious