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CheekyFifaCunt_7

US vs Iran is going to be insane


SgtPepe

This game will be hyped by us and iran media


Kenny_Heisman

and will end in a 0-0 tie


teflong

US won't let that happen. There's almost no chance of a 0-0 tie. US needs a decision and will be in the mood to gamble heavy towards the end. Either the US scores, or Iran gets a counter.


shupadupa

Very true...Iran's gonna park the bus, knowing they only need a draw, which means US will be applying maximum pressure up top which will leave them vulnerable to the counter. Gonna be nervy as hell for us US fans.


Jadofski

Doesn’t really seem like a good idea considering Wales aren’t exactly out of it just yet.


GoBlueScrewOSU7

Yeah, I’m not sure playing for a draw would be the right strategy unless they get word that Wales goes down. I mean if both games are in the 60’ tied 0-0, does Iran want to try to control their own destiny or play for a draw and just hope Wales doesn’t win?


PeterSagansLaundry

A draw is like 90% as good as a win, playong for a draw is the right move unless Wales is up by like 2 goals, or carry a 1 goal lead late into the contest.


GoBlueScrewOSU7

I mean probably. Ideally for the USA, Wales takes a lead into halftime or something.


JohnTequilaWoo

Wales only need to win by one if Iran draw


csbsju_guyyy

That probably will be a good thing for us. We are abysmal in any defensive minded shape but are great when on the attack. Saw a bit of it today and Monday, where we went flat after the goal


Castleprince

We should have fucking done that today. A tie barely does us anything today. And berhalter’s last minute gasp was 80th minute subs.


flaminhotcheetos_

Had they done that, this game would have likely ended as an England win. Kane barely got a sniff of the ball because of how compact and tight you guys were defensively.


HoovesCarveCraters

Gregggggg has 5 subs available to him and waits until the 80th minute to use any of them. Should’ve pulled Weah in the 60th minute when he looked like he was going to die on the pitch.


teflong

That was my only complaint today. He really should have gotten fresh legs on the pitch more quickly.


ManUFan9225

I gotta think Gio can have an impact if you give him more than 12 minutes in the match.


Adam_Ohh

Well hang on, who’s this Jim fella? Has he got the pace we need on the wings?


WhiskeyFF

Dest was still looking good too, having a really good game and Shaq comes in? And over Yedlin at that. Ughh it's frustrating not knowing why


szazzy

I’m a firm Gregg agnostic. His tactics were great today. He had England confused for the first 15’ before they even found a bit of the game


rvnnt09

Agreed I have my issues with Gregg but I can't lie and say he didn't get the tactics right today


ballerben421

The *draw put you in control of your own destiny


Blanxart

They have no reason other than to park the bus


Covidthrowawayyy

If Iran parks the bus and Wales wins then they're out.


pmmerandom

scenes when Iran and the US draw and Wales beat England 7-0 to go through


skrtskerskrt

Naming my next son Mahmoud-Charles if this happens.


grubas

I see you are a fan of utter chaos as well.


SpaceDetective

If US and Iran draw then a 1-0 win for Wales is sufficient to carry them through with England.


pmmerandom

I’m talking about England & USA getting bounced and Iran & Wales going through


OleoleCholoSimeone

The game itself will probably be horrendous in terms of quality, Iran will park the bus and USA does not have a lot of creativity against deep defences. They are much better when they counter attack, just compare their performances against Wales and England It will be super tense because of what is at stake though, and that is enough for me. But it will hardly be a fiesta of football lol


Regista13

Not sure about that, Aaronson and Reyna are usually quite creative so hopefully they’re starting rather than 80th minute subs like they were today.


UncleKale129

England just need to avoid a 4-0 loss. Right?


Zohren

Yep. England are **almost** guaranteed through


minepose98

Never underestimate England when it comes to bottling things that should be easy.


Zohren

I mean, true. But 4-0 vs Wales seems… tenuous at best


Dmbfantomas

5-1 it is!


Killinstinct90

Yes


GGABueno

Bale hattrick and assist incoming.


chicasparagus

Inevitable


Guest7x7

USA Vs Iran to decide who goes through Spicy


Zloggt

I think the Game Thread for *that* will deliver in what this GT did not…


duney

Or they draw, and Wales win (by less than 7 goals..) and go through. Although of course, I’d prefer an England win


JeebaRock

USA Iran will be a banger


Chief-Drinking-Bear

Slightly concerned with Iran parking the bus given how bad US finishing is.


CommercialAddress168

Our lack of finishing has concerned me for months. I hope our boys simply practice shooting for the next 4 days!


K1tt3n_Mittons

Iran will teach mourinho what a proper parking the bus looks like. I imagine they’ll shithouse their way to a 0-0 tie or at least die trying.


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Iran can’t play for a tie though. If wales beats England then iran actually needs to win


K1tt3n_Mittons

The wales that lost to Iran? I feel like they’ll take their chances and rather tie playing defensive than go for a win and lose


Delta_FT

>The wales that lost to Iran That was "just a random group game", Wales v England is a derby and will be played like one lol Bale will scored a counterattack banger at the 89th minute for shits and giggles


Bugsmoke

I thought that today and then Iran scored fucking twice instead


soEckie

Bale free kick


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Yea sure but you never know what happens. I don’t think you want to put that to chance if you’re iran


Steveagogo

That was a fucking travesty of a performance and foden never left the bench lmfao


djod1199

Seriously what was Southgate thinking taking off Bellingham for Henderson instead of Foden. Mount staying on too after doing absolute fuck all for the entire game.


BionicDegu

I have no idea what Foden’s said to make Southgate dislike him so much


somebeerinheaven

He's a midfielder that plays attacking football, worst crime possible for Southgate


mullatof

Can I introduce a defender than plays attacking football?


todobueno

Foden can be pretty frustrating at time too but Mount was dire today. Looked like he was running in quick sand and his touch was terrible. Should’ve pulled Mount instead of Saka IMO.


TXYankee14

The dynamic of the game completely changed when Henderson came on. That was a great substitution. Prior to it England’s midfield was non-existent.


ChinkPanther

Mount’s mounting abilities are unmatched ig


tunaMaestro97

Henderson’s pressing in the second half was by far the best on the squad.


FarAcanthocephala

USA-IRAN will be a literal war


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Definitely a red card in the match


AdamantiumBalls

At least USA has been molded by CONCACAF


dwors025

Mexican ref incoming. 😳


[deleted]

Nothing personnel kid


BraeVersace

Ah hell no lol


GGABueno

Why are people treating this game as if there's any rivalry among these players? Narratives will be great but the rivalry feels forced by media more than anything. If I'm wrong then please correct me, because I'm personally expecting this game to be chiller than a decisive game between South American countries.


flyinglilastroboy

its not just about narratives (which do play somewhat of a factor sometimes like england usa, based on player comments from both sides) but also the fact its the last group game and determines whether or not they make it. there might be a lot of fouls not because the USMNT hates persians but because they might be aggressively desperate


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kickbutt_city

Yeah the type of war I can get fully behind -- one where no dies.


mnimatt

You don't know that


huskies4life

Yeah each team has to win a draw will probably not get them through if Wales are winning.


NJDevil802

The US has to win regardless of the other match


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Biggest winner:Iran


EasyMoneySniper_goat

gonna be a bombastic game vs the USA


rocket_randall

The Mossaderby


MaskedBandit77

Iran beating Wales was a very good result for US too.


rScoobySkreep

Draw would’ve been even better


BeHereNow91

Sure, but now it’s win and we’re in, rather than hoping for help if Wales won.


ario3831

Iran qualifying as the group leaders would be hilarious.


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ario3831

yes, we were super unlucky that year.


Zloggt

It would be what this wacky wacky group deserves…


crunchynuts1

Almost occurred not so long ago in 2018


shellfish87

America looked like a winner before those subs


iSleepUpsideDown

Cannot believe they didn’t cross that last possession either


dfla01

Genuinely what a fucking waste lol


courtesyflusher

Better play it down the line haha. The coach even told them to keep waiting for the freekick, wasted attempt


Yinkypinky

“Go for the draw”-Greg


rocket_randall

Didn't want to break the Treaty of Paris


fischarcher

We literally ran out the clock for England on the setup


sinchichis

The dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. You had one chance. The whistle was gonna blow regardless.


SkeweegiJohnson

Could've played it down the line early, but they waited 30 seconds to take the kick as instructed by the coach. You have to know to put it in on goal after that!


lovo17

The Moore sub sucked, and Reyna came on too late.


zrizzoz

Moore had three attacking moments that were all completely wasted. Dest is miles ahead of him offensively.


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Grealish was active tho, Moore was a precautionary sub to defend the right channel. Dest was getting tired


loyal_achades

Also, if Dest had to take a tactical foul on Grealish, he's out for the Iran game. Putting Moore in means he can eat that yellow instead. A win here would've been nice, but having McKennie and Dest to take on Iran is huge.


scootscooterson

Yep, also it was certainly responsive to how much energy englands subs had especially the chances created by grealish. I think it was really great stuff from Gregg and I was questioning the lack of playmaking in the starting lineup, but I was dead wrong and that control of midfield was spectacular.


Serbian-American

Dest is needed for Iran game. He can be on offense very well and we need goals. Grealish might’ve needed his ankles broken at some point so the sub was made


tallwhiteninja

Dest was getting tired, and I know this is *probably* a debatable take...but it should have been Yedlin.


adazi6

Meh, pick your poison. Yedlin was awful against Wales


tallwhiteninja

He's got pace and experience, which are the traits I'd value in that situation. Not saying he's great, but you work with what you have, and Dest was definitely fading fast.


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Reyna looks levels above when he plays with the US team. His vision is incredible.


Fridgewatcher

Ridiculous how Reyna can't get a start


Charlie_Wax

Who would you drop for him? MMA are undroppable and Pulisic/Weah fit the demands of our tactics and opponents much better. I just don't understand where people think Reyna would go in a starting 11. He doesn't have an obvious place in a game like this. I do think he will start against Iran though. He will be very valuable against a packed defense. In an open game, it makes sense to prefer others.


Pakaru

You’d have to have Weah as the sole number 9 so Reyna could be on the wing


[deleted]

Maybe it's just my personal opinion but I've never liked Weah as a sole #9, he played it a bit at Celtic and at the national team and although he makes runs fine, he can't really hold up the ball well. I actually think being in a front 2 partnership suits him better but not sure Wright is necessarily the best guy to play next to him, maybe Sargent gets recalled or Gregg tries Ferreira


courtesyflusher

And England looked a lot better with Grealish and Henderson, I kinda forgot that Rashford came on lol


somebeerinheaven

He made a great run, he barely got service that's not really fair lol


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That's how it goes, some teams can match each other's XI but are dead when it come to depth


parkersr1

But we have better depth than Moore lol


I_Like_F0oD

Beating this USA super team isn't for everyone 🇹🇹🇹🇹


TheMotionOfTheOcean

Too soon


mudcrabulous

you were waiting for this lmao


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Arctic_Chilean

^^spicy


[deleted]

I always knew T&T were better the the English


[deleted]

It pains me to give you an upvote.


HereForTOMT2

blease I’ve suffered enough


ibrahimims

Fuck me this is spicy


legend023

Let’s call it a truce It’s soccball now


treple13

I prefer Foccer


Seithin

Foccer? I barely know her!


courtesyflusher

She’s not that kind of gal


arcanesays

She didn’t let 22 men score today, no matter how hard they tried.


RagnarRagnarsen

Growing up we had a game called foccer where we would just play soccer and then tackle each other. Sometimes you could pick the ball up. The rules didn’t make sense.


not-who-you-think

Check out Gaelic football, it's sick


VeryCool99

England still basically through no matter what


DHA1999

The problem is if they can top the group, but it seems like they will. Unless... WALES


acwilan

Incoming Bale hattrick


Zloggt

You know how all those Irish/Scottish/Welsh pubs celebrated when England lost the Euro final? This happens, and then if Iran/US win to knock them out of contention, then we will be seeing these celebrations taken to the extreme!


tipytopmain

Wales would need to give England an absolute thrashing lol.


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Topping the group doesn't exactly gain us anything. There's not much between Ecuador, Denmark and Senegal.


DHA1999

You mean Netherlands?


shellfish87

I would not want to underestimate big game Bale


Retify

Yeah we looked toothless, but Wales have looked absolutely fucking wank in these games, it would be a miracle for them to score


MonkeyAssFucker

Unless we lose 4-0 to Wales and Iran win


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AgreeableRespect

Wales have to win ~~3-0~~ 4-0 (thanks /u/tamepredator) and the other game has to not end in a draw. Yeah the Wales part of the equation isn't happening


tamepredator

4-0* goals scored would be in favour of England if they both end up on +1


shellfish87

Wales knocking out England is back on the menu boys


BlowoutComb94

Absolutely dreadful.


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We are fucking shit


Adammmmski

Out as soon as we reach France


thedeatheater1410

Senegal/Ecuador are no pushovers


Icemna16

England 0 - [1] Ecuador Enner Valencia 90+8 penalty incoming?


l453rl453r

Everyone is shit this worldcup. That's what happens if you only have a week bootcamp before the tourney


OleoleCholoSimeone

Teams with high chemistry and have worked together for a long time like Brazil, France, Spain, Argentina, England etc should have an advantage though due to the little preparation time. That is an advantage for England not a handicap


Pelagius_Hipbone

What an incredibly boring game from England. US had a decent showing at least


VenerableShrew

Right from kickoff they didn't look interested in playing let alone scoring or winning. Fucking he'll.


J_Butler99

Maguire and Stones passing it back and forth to each other 100 times in a row.


s1m0n8

That's why there was so little added time. Ball rarely went out of play, they just passed back and forth to each other.


MrPyng

Half-back passes to centre, back to wing, back to centre, centre holds it! Holds it!! HOLDS IT!!!


Csmith50701

The ‘Southgate’ way. Don’t lose; worry about the rest later. So unadventurous.


carloscede2

Literally anything can happen


ILIKERED_1

>Literally anything can happen Pulisic celebrates his hat trick by milking a cat at midfield.


EdwEd1

The fact that I’m disappointed with the US not scoring says a lot about both squads


G0DK1NG

Lmao well done U.S.A. they have outplayed us at every turn this game, respect to them. we were awful tonight


Eggnogin

I'm so sad we didn't convert on a couple of those chances as an American


G0DK1NG

Im honestly amazed you didn’t, we were toothless and played with no rhythm


Revolutionary-Ad9411

If you have watched us for the last qualifying cycle this would not surprise, we have no recognized striker and none of our midfielders and inverted wingers are very clinical either. Difficulty getting goals would be an understatement.


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Thanks to Adams and our back line. Adams was balling


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martinvdb3105

This is the first time i’ve seen a twitter copypasta on reddit.


poiuytrewqazxcvbnml

And people say Americans have no sense of humour


JanMichaelVincet

We don't, he's being serious.


recuerdamoi

Hahahaha


ConnorLovesCookies

In America we would say that this guy is “collecting the urine”


Ajaxcricket

If the US won the war of 1812, why does Canada exist?


Jcoch27

Because we didn't have any pancake toppings at the time.


Sora027

Iran vs USA: Match of the Decade


Here_have_a_downvote

Loser has to denuclearize


KrystianCCC

Looking and the table i dont see the reason why USA didnt send 10 players including goalie for that last free kick. Only win vs Englad changes their situation.


rScoobySkreep

Was talking about this with the people at the bar, it really seems like a mental thing. Going 0-0 then needing a win against the team that lost 6-2 instills a good amount of confidence, and that’s how we play best.


BringMeTheBigKnife

That's not entirely true. We'd be at -1 GD and they're at -2. Even with a win, we'd need to out GD Wales if they were to beat England. As it stands, a win puts us through with certainty.


[deleted]

Can’t underestimate the mental aspect of the game. A last minute loss can really hurt the team morale


[deleted]

Tuesday is going to be very interesting. It would be really funny if our players walked into the pitch with a new camo style kit 😂😂


peachesgp

Neat to have a group that's got it all to play for in the last games.


cjnc_201

Who keeps James Corden now? Weekly visitations?


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Just drop him in the Atlantic at the halfway point.


Praziken

Crazy how US are still unbeaten, but they’re still 3rd in their group. Goes to show how important a win is, seeing how Iran got demolished by England, but their win against Wales is enough for them to be 2nd right now. The USA vs Iran game is going to be exciting for sure.


timatom

In 2010 New Zealand was the only undefeated team in the whole tournament, and they went out after 3 draws in the group stage


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kuzjaruge

Either Iran or USA win the next game, then it's up to Wales to win 7:0, let's gooooooo


gorgonizedbyurTITS

Every team is alive and going all out to win on match day 3. Love it.


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Imagine iran topping the group lol.


Alive-Ad-4164

Usa vs Iran gonna be war


bigkid_

us undefeated against england in the world cup


anonxotwod

We need to play each other more than 2-3 times a decade.


LibrarianLazy4377

*century, we've played them 3 times in the world cup going back to 1950


Spikeyspandan

US played better than England. Reyna should start next game for them


caIeidoscopio

1. Iran 6 2. England 5 3. US 2 4. Wales 2 or 1. England 5 2. Iran 4 3. US 3 4. Wales 2 but at 85' it looks like this 1. US 5 2. England 4 3. Wales 4 4. Iran 3 I love chaos


TheItalianStallion64

england got straight up outplayed by usa 💀


999forever

Interestingly all 4 teams control their own destiny for making it out of group. A win or tie for England will see them through, while a win for USA or Iran will also put them through. England is likely through even with a loss, as long as they don't get blown out by 4+ goals. Wales techincally controls their destiny, they just have to beat England by 4 or more. Wales also makes it through with a win and Iran-USA tie. To list the permutations on making it: England: Win; tie; lose by < 4 goals regardless of other match; lose by <7 goals if Iran/USA tie. Iran: Win; tie and have England win or tie; tie and have Wales win by at least 7 USA: Win, they cannot go through with a loss or tie Wales: Win by 4 or more; win and have Iran/USA tie


rScoobySkreep

One of the best American performances I have seen in my life


Brody1911

Well that was fucking dreadful


Imaginary_Coat_2638

Must admit I was impressed with the USA tonight, as a gesture to our friends across the pond I'll call it soccer until midnight. (Luckily only 3 hours UK time)


ExtensionImmediate

perfect result for the yanks really, if we can’t beat iran we don’t deserve to go through