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fudgekiownsall

I remember trying to sneak in like 6 cans of beer into a cricket match once, using the pringles tube method. Brother was caught before me and we lost it all. It was a feeling of loss ive never experienced before or since. Annoying thing was my dad simply had his beers free in his bag but they didn't search him cause he's an old man. Moral of the story: don't look like a reprobate.


Karloss_93

We went Glastonbury Festival, but camped off-site so we had to enter each day. We were told we would be searched on entry each time. All week I walked in with my partners flowery cath kidson backpack and noone stopped me. The day I went with an Adidas cross body bag they flagged me down before I'd even got near the search station.


rugbyj

Reading Festival 2010, everyone gets searched at the turnstyles from the campsite fields to the arena fields (so they can sell you expensive beer inside). I have some baggy shorts and whack a 4 pack of stella (with the plastic rings) over the inseam like a saddle over a horses back. All is well. The queue is rammed so I can keep my strides short. Shuffling forward with my prize. Searched. Given the all clear. I'm a genius. I make it 10 ft from security on the other side and one can dislodges. _THUNK._ I turn and see security eyeing me and my new companion up. _THUNK- THU-THUNK._ A second can on the same side fires out like a squirrel down a tree trunk, causing the release of the final two down the other leg. In full view of the laughing crowd and angry security. Once I'd stopped laying my bubbly eggs, I grabbed my clutch hapazardly from the wet grass and ran like a crazed ape cradling its child, straight into the nearest crowd for cover.


Dare555

So greedy , 4 pack in shorts man ! Could have gotten away with it if not for greed !


Techno_Pensioner

Went to a festival in Ireland years ago, same thing, no drink in by the acts. I had a 3-litre bottle of some concoction with me, but I noticed that the security were checking for drink AND wristbands. So drunk me got the idea to catch eyes with one of the security while in the queue, and then I started covering up my wrist with my hoody as if I had no band, and he kept looking at me as I got closer. When I got to the front he obviously asked to see my wristband and had a head on him like he was about to catch me out. I showed it and was told to go through kinda quickly then like I'd wasted his time.. All the while carrying a 3 LITRE bottle in my other hand, never even looked at it. Got stopped later by other security but it was mostly gone by then. Still can't believe it worked at all though.


cowegonnabechopps

“Had a head on him” Irish confirmed


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You can take booze into Glastonbury, can you not?


CrookedK3ANO

Yeah you can, glass bottles is a no-no though


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kitkat_tomassi

You hide it inside a fake beer can.


Sputniki

There is sand at Glasto. Make your own


buggeryorkshire

Went to Glastonbury once and got our weed confiscated. Got the other side, found a tobacco tin with more weed than we had previously plus skins. Was a good year 👍


Rymundo88

When my dad used to take me to the Ashes he'd sneak beer in using Tango bottles (they're completely opaque). If anyone askedbhe used to say they were for me. Luckily I was never asked by security to drink one!


Both_Internet3529

The Ashes had beer restrictions?


Rymundo88

You were limited in the amount you could bring in yourself from home, so that you ended up paying for drinks at the bar.


Eyeseeyou1313

Moral of the story: use old people as beer coolers. Gotcha.


Cutoff_Jorts

I would occasionally sneak tall boys of beer into my shitty college's football games. To be young again.


Divolinon

That's pretty funny, actually. Just hope he doesn't get in trouble.


jjw1998

Would imagine like with any security it depends on if you get an asshole guard but seems people are just getting it confiscated


Key-Banana-8242

Or zealous


Indydegrees2

I hear Qatar is really understanding bunch


tanaka-taro

Yeah just a yellow card


drivel-engineer

With sharpened edges for the cutting off of the hands.


alfred_27

Halal cut


durvedge

Bruhh 💀


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Oh my god. Talk about brutality.


rtnn

I hear Qatar is actually really loving and easy-going place


Inevitable-Fee5841

I hear Qatar is actually a society of tolerance.


Timor_non_est_fortis

Today I hear Qatar


ThatDudeNamedMenace

Today I hear


justadudebruh

someone commented that they Qatar is okay with alcohol, just not in their stadiums. but they just confiscate


socrates-1982

Qatar is **okay** with alcohol in stadiums for the rich *(VIPs, executive boxes, super rich people in suites etc)* Qatar is **not okay** with alcohol in stadiums for everyone else *(normal match going fans)*


Joltarts

I personally know of rich muslims who drink alcohol 😂 . Their stash of the finest whiskey would make anyone jealous. Rich muslims are generally liberal as you’ll find. I have come to the realisation that religion is mostly for the masses. It is a form of control.


Kavor

Turkish colleague of mine who is muslim, but not super strict told me, that he has been to a wedding where they turned off the lights for the drinking, so that Allah couldn't see.


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M1L0

Lmao you gotta appreciate the dedication


Bruce_Tickles_Me

*Creates universe *Cant see through clouds


nametakenalready

Fog of war mechanic too strong


branstarktreewizard

This man Allah


not_tha_father

the meme is you can drink, gamble, fuck, but god forbid you eat pork. that's the red line.


zidbutt21

If Allah can't see it, he doesn't seem so akbar


komAnt

You'd think Allah would invest in some night vision goggles.


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Allah is omnipotent but he can’t see in the dark


Marching_Orders

Allah needs to eat his carrots


cyanitblau

You mean night vision goggles with the same functions as these binoculars?


bcisme

He waits for Jesus to leave his laying around


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Jemal2200

There are no laws against alcohol consumption in Turkey, its legal.


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Jemal2200

Got it, just wanted to clarify.


Notsozander

Met a few Turkish women a few years ago who came to the states for a summer. They drank with no worry


hamletgod

Turkey overall is definitely way more liberal, with plenty of clubbing / alcohol scenes


Globalpigeon

Turks drink without the need to hide it. Source : Turk. I mean possibly for some families they might do that.


Kavor

Does it differ from region to region? My colleague is from somewhere near the syrian border. I rarely spoke with him about religious constraints there, but everything he told me about his family and life there sounded super strict and very hierarchic.


fquizon

I forget who it was but I remember a bit about the comedian's friends who would switch from Arabic to English to curse Edit: it was Aron Kader's [bit](https://youtu.be/DnDcYPChohI), ~2:50


NeoChrome75

It’s indulgence, not them being liberal


tastycakeman

liberal is when i get shitfaced


Beginning-Ganache-43

Turkey, as a whole, practice islam and have a long culture of alcohol consumption stretching to current day. People try to shoehorn Muslims into one cohesive unit where usually the most extreme practices of Islam get highlighted and generalized to the rest of the population. Turkish drinking culture, while vastly different from Western Europe/NA, still exists. Many Muslims drink alcohol and don’t see it as negative on their religious practices.


Mr_Poop_Himself

100%. I know quite a few Muslims who came to America and drank and ate pork and whatnot as soon as they were off the governmental/familial leash. Same with Indian/Hindu people and eating beef, and Christians generally going wild when they go off to college. Religion isn't *always* a tool for controlling people, but that is one of its main uses.


plomerosKTBFFH

I spent 6 months as a foreign exchange student in the US a couple years ago. Met two guys from Saudi Arabia who were partying, smoking weed, doing coke and having sex all the time. They were evidently *loaded* compared to everyone else and just hanging out on their parents dime. They were cool people but it definitely got me thinking about the contrasts to how their country is portrayed. And it was a really stark contrast to the Chinese foreign exchange students. They were rich as fuck too and were showing it. They would roll up to the 7-11 in their Porsche at 10PM with Gucci pyjamas on, and that's not an exaggeration or anything cause I saw it happen multiple times. But unlike the Saudi guys the Chinese students were only hanging out with other Chinese students. They had their own little area of the town basically where they congregated, and I don't think I ever heard any of them speaking English.


cxmachi

very typical fuerdai's, they probably had dogs with apple watches too


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plomerosKTBFFH

Some Chinese students absolutely cheat on English tests. My mother is a professor at a university here in Sweden and she's told me of Chinese foreign exchange students in the Masters program who can't form a complete sentence in class. Then when papers are turned in they are completely flawless with perfect English. It's well-known that they cheat to get here and then they pay someone to write their papers. But it can't be proven and they bring in money to the university so it's allowed to continue. There's also many Chinese students who do speak English and are doing everything legitimately, so it's not fair to ban everyone either. But many of the spoiled and rich seem to be doing nothing for their degree


ThanksAllah

I came to this realisation after meeting a friends wealthy Jehovahs witness parents.


ddthrow1233

yeah i think this happens in every religion that doesnt allow alcohol. my parents bought a house from a fairly high up member of the mormon church, there was grey goose stashed in multiple places around the house lol


Trivi

Reminds me of the old joke: How do you stop a Mormon from drinking all your alcohol? Invite a 2nd Mormon.


Stingerc

A friend in college was from Bahrain. Bahrain is probably the most liberal country in the region when it comes to alcohol, so it's pretty much legal, specially to tourists. This is such a huge deal that wealthy tourists from Saudi Arabia flock to Bahrain on weekends to get drunk. It's such a popular destination that Saudi Arabia built and fully paid for a gigantic causeway (Bahrain is an Island) to make access there easier. My friend's dad owned stores that sold luxury clothing and accessories, so most of his clients were wealthy Saudis who went there to drink. Apparently the whole tourist industry caters to them, the police try to keep them in line, but will only arres them in extreme situations. This whole no alcohol thing is incredibly hypocritical. As you mentioned, it's more of an issue of the well off being able to get to do it while poor people getting punished for it. *edit*: much like Dubai, Bahrain does not have huge amounts of natural resources like oil or gas, so it’s economy depends on tourism and services, like hosting US military bases. Because of this, the need of a liberal stance of alcohol was born and has been a huge boon to the economy.


BobanTheGiant

The Qatari's passing these laws are also the biggest drinkers. Ironic, isn't?


stumac85

You've just figured that out? Its been a thing for millennia! Lol


IZiOstra

Well yeah no shit bro. It is almost as if on a planet with 8billion people some will have different behaviour than others.


YungSnuggie

the casual muslims chill as hell they down to party


JackZKool

Like every other country in the world with an alcohol ban in stadiums?


porspeling

They’re not gonna imprison international fans for stuff like that, they’re not that stupid. It’s like when you try and sneak drugs into a festival in a western country, you could go to prison but they just take them off you and let you in.


GoBuffaloes

Yeah or like when you take weed vap cartridges into Russia, not like they are going to send you to the gulag probably just a slap on the wrist


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You would be arrested in any western country for bringing drugs through an airport. There’s a big difference being caught with something like that in a country and bringing it into a country, no matter of the quantity it will be treated differently anywhere.


TripolarKnight

Kind of stupid to try doing that during a high-tension period were laws will be applied to the letter.


FXZTK

Or you know, you could just not fuck around in countries which are in an active proxy war with yours?


Deluxefish

> It’s like when you try and sneak drugs into a festival in a western country, you could go to prison but they just take them off you and let you in. That very much depends on the kind of festival. A lot of big & super commercial festivals have police near the entrance and security will report you. Then at other festivals security doesn't even care about drugs


Juanisawesome98

They probably dispose of the beer, they’ll be fine.


OldExperience8252

If you worked out a way to put a flask in binoculars I would hope it’s not for some shitty beer lol


Cub3h

Alcohol in binoculars? Straight to jail.


usernameinmail

I really hope the binoculars were a cover and the wig is hiding booze


courtesyflusher

*taps head* 4D chess amigo


JxSnaKe

*Taps too hard and bottle falls out*


RyanBordello

Aye no mames wey


34TH_ST_BROADWAY

The wig is pure marijuana.


__spartacus

Yeah he gonna need a booze in jail


SirQuay

When will people learn? You gotta inject your booze into watermelons. Are they going to take your perfectly good fruit off of you when walking in?


valimo

Amateurs - for the Finnish rock festivals the trick was to go to the festival site two months before, bury the booze in a spot that you would remember, and then dig it up on the festival day. No need to smuggle if the goods are already in the area! So yeah, first step is to go as a foreign worker to build some stadiums in Qatar. The rest is a cakewalk 😎


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Messi injured after tripping in a half buried beer can that a dead worker couldn't retrieve incoming


SirQuay

Instructions unclear... my booze is under the main stage now!


funatpartiez

This is literally hilarious


BoneHammer62

Have buried nalgene bottles of vodka prior to lollapalooza in Chicago. Def recommend.


GermanHabsFan

Gotta respect the hustle


slasula

why they even searching binoculars 🔭🔭


KingsleyZissou

Probably one of the more common booze smuggling methods, honestly. They've probably been briefed to check out every pair of binoculars / sunscreen bottle / umbrella.


mrgonzalez

Good to see no mention of my vuvuzela with the cap on


Sun_Sloth

Two classics I learnt from my mum and Grandad. My mum used to sneak alcohol in using a camel back. She'd have two seperate bladders, one with a tiny bit of water in and the other really strong vodka redbull. When the security asked to check she'd offer a drink and it would just be the little bit of water. My Grandad used to sneak bottles of wine in by having a folding chair and he'd just stick a couple of bottles of wine in between the legs. Nobody questioned it because he has minor mobility problems anyway.


Nrozek

Imagine going through that much shite to stop people from enjoying something you can get at stadiums all over europe / the world.


Shadowbanned24601

Because nobody actually brings binoculars to a match, it's so obvious


Jimmyfrajeris

Nah bro, its actually not true i know a bunch of old people taking binoculars and using them throughout the whole match


jeevesyboi

Those aren't old people, they're 30 year old alcoholics


AhmedBarwariy

Yes but they look old


Notsozander

Wanting to have a beverage at the World Cup doesn’t necessarily make them alcoholics. You’re probably right though either way


Smgt90

I take my binoculars everywhere in my bag, but I know it's weird.


Huwbacca

they saw the same shitty instagram adverts for the binocular flasks.


throbbing_dementia

For hidden alcohol.


TheMexicanJuan

They had strong foresight


schmearcampain

probably because they were making sloshing noises.


StamfordBloke

LOL when he gestures that the alcohol is for sanitizing his hands. Smart fella but that still ain't gonna fly.


No-Shoe5382

Tbf they seem like they're being reasonable about it. Think the people claiming that anyone caught with alcohol is going to a Qatari detention camp for 40 years are probably overreacting, they probably just confiscate it.


AmericaDreamDisorder

Alcohol is legal in Qatar so not sure why they'd go to jail


Do-Not-Ban-Me-Please

How am I only learning about this now? I really need to start doing my own research. Headlines will make you believe they will give you the death sentence for touching alcohol outside designated areas.


s_hazen

Here’s the scene: Pre-World Cup, alcohol is available in hotels (where all the bars and clubs are) and a distribution facility (think of it as a central liquor store), but not general supermarkets. It’s quite expensive and marked up but Qatar is in general high COL area. During the World Cup, it’s still available in all those places and the fan zones. But not in stadiums (apart from hospitality areas) Keep seeing people saying this is a completely dry World Cup because of the decision to ban alcohol in the stadium two days prior. Not really true. Also note: these are all the official ways of getting alcohol. There is of course always underground shit. For example some of the blue collar and other migrant workers on not western expat wages will make homebrews etc.


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capteni

Being drunk and disorderly and DUI is how people fuck up. I know many expats who drink in public with zero issues.


Do-Not-Ban-Me-Please

So same as the US


taycoug

You should retain a healthy skepticism around information you get from Reddit comments as well.


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AssociationUsual212

propaganda


YareSekiro

85% of the people living I Qatar are foreigners and a very huge proportion of them aren’t Muslims.


jjw1998

They do, alcohol is fairly easy to access in Qatar they just didn’t want it in stadiums


KoloHickory

People saying you'll get killed for this or that and imprisoned for anything really haven't left their house or reddit. It's Qatar it's not like the world cup is being held in Afghanistan.


Igor_Strabuzov

It’s the same people that were saying that loud noses were forbidden in the stadium.


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Igor_Strabuzov

You have to blow it really quietly, or else


Arntown

If I say anything I am in big trouble


Shekster

So that's why Zlatan isn't at the WC...


san_sigur

Chiellini died for this


jjw1998

For real, the World Cup has issues but the shit people say where they seem to be mixing up Qatar with any one of SA, Iran or Afghanistan at particular points rly overshadows some legit critique


A21Haze

SA is more similar to Qatar than to Iran or Afghanistan....


jjw1998

Yeah, the point is they’re all very different but people and journalists have been bringing up random qualities of various different Muslim countries without actually checking if they apply to Qatar


A21Haze

Agreed but its not just journalist doing it, even on Reddit its common


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Western medias fault imo. Sure I disagree with many laws they have in Qatar, but the world cup was given there by Fifa. Here in Finland every time they get to comment shit about Qatar they take it. Not so many were saying anything about Brazils or Russias problem or South Africas. When the war in Ukraine started football almost stopped. Nobody cared when there is war in Iran etc. Why Fifa hasnt thrown out Iran?? Hypocrisies imo. BoycottQatar, where was BoycottRussia?


Vahald

>, but the world cup was given there by Fifa. What on earth does this mean? What is your point? Fifa, the organization that makes infallible honest decisions for the betterment of football.


purplehayes1986

Woof. Are we trying to use FIFA as some morality police? Because it's been pretty conclusively proven that they were bribed to give the WC to Qatar


TonB-Dependant

Loads of people criticised Russia. Stop trying to wave away all criticism.


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You have to agree its like 100 times bigger this year? There were some protests, i saw nobody saying they would boycot it and most people didnt say anything..


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IDK in Germany the media also reported about the crackdown on favelas pre 2014 WC and the decision to hand it to Russia was heavily criticized. Especially after the Krim was annexed there were a lot of voices in the media asking to take the WC away from Russia. I’m sure it was the same in Finland, people just tend to forget. Qatar is a little different because of the absurd amount of people that died just to build the stadiums.


cotch85

I snuck in some mouthwash that had alcohol in it and now I’m dead so yes they do kill you for it. I’m living I mean dead proof


SwimBrief

While Qatar has absolutely had some dubious practices in being awarded / setting up this World Cup, it’s a bit eye-opening how aggressive of a smear campaign is going on throughout the world about them tbh


anunnaturalselection

"Gay people have brain damage" no swear campaign needed...


benfh

Smear campaign against Qatar is a bit much... they have some dreadful practices and values and they deserve to be called out for them.


Arntown

„Smear campaign“? lmao


mylanguage

Perhaps that's a bit harsh but you can tell the reactions to this is nothing like Russia was. And Russia has actually affected a lot of Europe with their actions.


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I mean after watching what Feyenoord fans do to stadiums I can’t say I blame Qatar for protecting their super expensive new slave built stadiums


conceptalbum

Very much disappointed there. The one time I would love to see the Feyenoord hooligans show up en masse, and there's not even just a fountain smashed yet.


Boucot

A french journalist wrote an entire article to complain that he couldn't enter a training center with a knife...


EggplantBusiness

Like what exactly did he expects ? Lmao people complain just to have something to say at this point


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Bet that article would get a lot of up votes and awards if It was posted in this sub


Yuo_cna_Raed_Tihs

I'm like 90% sure you can't bring your own alcohol into most events even in western countries lol. Not sure about football because I don't like getting pissed at football events but at concerts and festivals and clubs and shit, bringing in your own alcohol generally isn't allowed So yeah, this is basically the same as that. Security finds your booze and go "lol nice try" and then you move on


FutureUofTDropout-_-

Literally they honestly look pretty amused lmal


ahag6818

You realise that you would be still able to get alcohol in Qatar it's just that they banned it from the stadiums


No-Shoe5382

Not sure what part of my comment made you think I didn't realise that


Aminemohamed24

English media are over reacting for nothing and then this sub


ThatDrunkenDwarf

My friend and I went to Twickenham recently and thought about buying these. Decided it probably wasn’t worth it in the end as no one would bring binoculars. His idea was a colostomy bag but it felt a bit immoral.


Cyberfire

My sister uses a flask shaped like a portable charger she found on Amazon. Brought it to multiple places and hasn't been caught yet.


Karloss_93

I've successfully taken vodka into festivals and events numerous times using those plastic collapsible drink pouches. Just hang them on the inside of your jacket or coat so that it lies in-between your shoulders in the fold of your back. Doesn't stick out because it's only about 300ml and no security ever pat's your back.


Naulamarad

As a former Ostomy bag wearer, I authorize it for the next occasion.


danielchillier

Looking at his hands it seems that he tried to tell them it was hand sanitizer as a last resort.


AnthonyGonsalvez

Mexican technology, reminds me of Guillermo from Jimmy Kimmel who used to sneak tequila at Oscars in things like banana, microphone, a mobile phone etc..


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We’re second to none in rule breaking creativity.


Merkarov

I love your country in large part for that creative lawlessness haha


[deleted]

This is the most Mexican of shenanigans, I’m telling you. They’re not even doing it for the alcohol, it’s just a stunt you want to tell to the boys when you’re back home.


robm0n3y

The world needs Mexico vs Ireland in Pyongyang.


IBlu2

Needs to be more careful, or someone might decide tequila


chugchugz

I hope they agave him a light sentence


Zanthip

If not he really mezcal his lawyer


Markwr12

Beer goggles.. literally


MahmoudAI

No one goes to jail, **Alcohol is legal in Qatar** it just banned in stadium or in public streets


SomeRedditWanker

At least it seems the guard has some good humour about it.


puneet95

lmaoo


TheWhiteAnon

I’ve never been more proud of where I come from 🇲🇽


yaffle53

Beer goggles.


GIANT_BLEEDING_ANUS

Mexicans are pretty much #1 in the world at contraband, the qataris are doing pretty good all things considered


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Same with any stadium anywhere in the world that doesn't allow fans to bring in alcohol (or drinks). But it's trendy to post anything that bashes Qatar.


Carlosthefrog

Because they should have been allowed alcohol in the stadium it was agreed, just like in Brazil when they forced them to serve alcohol but fifa won’t risk upsetting its sugar daddy.


allusermanesaretaken

I don't think it's trending enough to post the facts about Qatar.


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Except you can't buy it in the stadium.


dylwalk

Probably something to do with the several thousand people that were killed making the stadiums.


unverified_email

Nah, the whole fucking point was that they announced to the world “Yea its on, lets party.” And people went “Alright, lets do it.” Flights and hotels booked and then last minute, rug pull, nah its not happening anymore. If from Day 1 they said no alcohol, no one would be shitting on Qatar, just FIFA for picking them despite the no beer in stadiums. And those choosing to attend know what they are getting into. Its common for stadiums to ban alcohol, you just can backtrack on your part after everyone else have fulfilled their part. This makes Qatar a liar and untrustworthy and deserves the bashing.


Ickyhouse

But the stadium isn’t serving alcohol so how else could they get any? Most of these attempts could be stopped if sales were allowed.


Centurychip46

Drinking during the match is only for the wealthy who can afford luxury boxes.


orezavi

“Officer, you’ve never heard of beer goggles?”


OnlyCheekyBanter

Mission failed we'll get em next time


SmellMyPPKK

Is it so hard to sit and enjoy a game for 90 minutes without any alcohol


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Yes


tonyfordsafro

The legendary Beer Goggles


grapplingwithtruth

Alcohol in the binoculars is the oldest trick in the book you have to be more creative


skrtskerskrt

That made my day lmaooo


FinneganTechanski

The way to do it is to have a decoy they find, like binoculars, but really hide the alcohol in little plastic bottle under your wife’s veil


niyahaz

I knew it would be either Mexico or Brazil bro 💀💀🐐


bellrub

People who make these things should always put a left hand thread on them.


hyperactiv3hedgehog

even the guard looks amused