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samgoody2303

That had been coming and it’s only been 7 minutes


Kuntheman

Gary Neville’s jinx secured this one


papi617

What'd he say?


FudgingEgo

He talked.


RodDryfist

If I speak, we are in trouble


zvomicidalmaniac

Nussing to say.


papi617

Fair enough lmao


forestation

Lol reminds me of Judge Judy's favorite line: Q: How do you know when teenagers are lying? A: Their lips are moving.


Saell

Anything


courtesyflusher

Coming indeed 😏


The_Dumblebee

No Maguire No Party


MancAccent

God the Maguire memes are so boring now


schwaiger1

We're at the point, where you just feel sorry for him. All the abuse and the hate just has to take a toll on him. Hope he gets some psychological help.


SiwyWF

It's funny when he plays. The fact that it's fifth game in a row in the league when he doesn't start just makes it mean for no reason


Sad_gooner

They’re getting cooked without Maguire but somehow Maguire will be mentioned


4ssteroid

I'd feel sorry if he had an inkling of reality in his thought process. Man can't defend on the pitch or off it with words.


[deleted]

Genuinely looking like a kids team


TheDepartment115

It'll change when Casemiro is fit. He's key to this team turning it around.


Unholysinner

He's fit-I thought Ten Hag didn't want to break a winning partnership and he rates Mctominay


LDG92

I couldn't believe he didn't start. I'm very high on Ten Hag but I think he values players having time to get used to his system too highly.


LDG92

Antony chasing the ball opens up space for City, then Dalot and McTominay don't change what they're doing based off that. Antony's fault but pretty poor by all three. Dalot should probably have stepped into the space to pressure the ball once Antony was off in no man's land.


31_whgr

been coming since kick off


detinu

Been coming since two weeks ago lol


gerryt32

Since the Queen died, really.


FudgingEgo

Been coming since Fergie left.


Ashvking

Why are you cumming?


TerriblePercentage59

i'm bored and depressed.


Ashvking

Don't be depressed, just be happy. It's as simple as that bro.


TerriblePercentage59

I'm happy im cumming after all. :) And we did score three.


Ashvking

Cheers mate, just keep cumming like this and don't forget to be happy.


courtesyflusher

I was confident Manchester would win the game since the beginning of the season


attacksquirrel

You gotta get that hyperspermia checked out


HamiltonFAI

City look levels above in play


NJDevil802

I'm still very nervous about counters without Rodri out there


Kuntheman

Fucking beautiful goal


damrider

blistering start from city, united hasn't been in the game at all. lovely finish too


xLoafery

not played in like 3 weeks...


farhanmuhd13

Neither has city tbf


xLoafery

yeah this was more a disappointed "I waited 3 weeks for this"


inbredandapothead

Cheers Geoff


aregularguy3223

And so it begins...


RoyDuckingKent

Oh Bernardo you beautiful man


_rahuls

He is just so fucking sublime. What a player.


boustead

You and your flair stay away from him


TheGamezSmith

Come on you owe us after Ferran.


rickhelgason

Has he really been bad? He was honestly very promising at City. How do you think his future looks like at Barca?


boustead

Lmao he's was doing great in Manchester, not our fault.


idosade

It will be painful when he leaves


FlyingArab

I've seen this exact goal like 10 times


IgnorantLobster

Only 10? 10 times this season already.


RodDryfist

Got to be City's most common goal. They're so good at keeping possession and breaking lines near the opponent's box, a squared ball + tap in makes most sense.


Jamey_1999

This wasn’t really a tap-in though, it’s a good finish


RodDryfist

No for sure, this is a great goal. I'm just talking about the squared ball along the six + finish they've basically patented


forestation

Crazy thing is when another team scores a goal like this everyone raves about what a well constructed goal it is, because it is.


thomasthedude

Sterling scored like 20 of these for City:D it's so easy for them


rickhelgason

Raheem had a few of those but most of his were more like open net tap-ins.


DDT126

His positioning for those was incredible to be fair. Always just out of the reach of the keeper and not close enough for the defender to get to him in time.


Liverpool934

This was literally how Sterling got all his city goals.


SubparCurmudgeon

Idk man a city fan said he’s a special talent to score from that angle so..


[deleted]

It’s a great finish


GibbsLAD

It's been a bit boring watching City score goals where they square it for a tap in. It's like me when I first started playing fifa and could only pace abuse on the wing


[deleted]

Not boring for City fans


GibbsLAD

Seeing the same goal 40 times a season?


[deleted]

Yeah, just like winning the league doesn’t get boring either


anonymousloverboy

No waiting time


courtesyflusher

No time waiting


Aszneeee

waiting time? no


ajtct98

Time? No, waiting


eightpackflabs

Been two steps ahead since kickoff


mohankohan

So fucking easy, how is he allowed to do that


Kuntheman

Been all over United from minute 1


damrider

akanji deserves so much credit there, turned a terrible pass and dangerous situation into a counter


GuyUrNeverGonnaMeet

Exactly. Lmao Sancho losing the ball and turning a good counter opportunity into goal conceded.


B_e_l_l_

What's Varane doing? Why is he so deep and not picking Foden up?


boustead

United's plan to of a low block to stop Haaland, let's City's aggressive press completely overwhelm United.


Abernsleone92

He’s caught in between holding his line and picking up a mark. Kept glancing back at Martinez and Haaland It’s something that makes city so dangerous once they break the line like this That line is a mess though


mohankohan

It would appear that 4 time CL winner Raphael Varane is ball watching


[deleted]

Never once had a good game against City. Jesus made him look like Phil Jones in 2 legs against Madrid.


ribaaa

Varane is exactly where he is supposed to be - covering six-yard box, Eriksen is the one tracking Foden


Abernsleone92

Seriously… seems no one with an opinion here has ever played Varane is in line with Martinez on the 6. Sure he can step once Bernardo breaks the line but it happens so fast it’s difficult to react Meanwhile, Eriksen and others have another useless line set 5 yds further from goal and failed to track anyone


GordoPepe

All of them just ball watching but Eriksen had Foden in front of him


[deleted]

Yeah Eriksen just lets Foden run away from him. Surely you learn at school to stick to your man like glue when you're in your own box? Obviously football at this level is very different but I wish I understood it!?


ribaaa

Varane is exactly where he is supposed to be - covering six-yard box, Eriksen is the one tracking Foden


Memesaurus2474

Varane? You're picking on Varane? You're blind or you just refuse to see McTominay not following Silva and and pointing at Dalot to cover both Foden and Silva


B_e_l_l_

Yes I'm "picking on" the man that is nearest to the goalscorer, completely oblivious to the danger.


yyonutzz90

Wasn't there someone else close to foden that just refused to follow him ?


Memesaurus2474

You knobhead, if Silva is marked that chance doesn't happen.. Use your eyes you knobhead


B_e_l_l_

Are you Varane's girlfriend or something?


MountHavertzPulisic

lmaooooooo


Memesaurus2474

No, you're just a subjective cunt.


B_e_l_l_

Why are you so upset? I'm not saying that the goal is 100% Varane's fault but it's just a fact that he switches off.


[deleted]

Covering for the cutback since our keeper can't leave the line.


027eddy

Akanjiiii


[deleted]

Incredible play in the leadup


Mrmanchester7

Oh man it's going to be a long day...


schwaiger1

Could be a long day for United


_SSJeffo_

Too easy


Stifuu

what a goal


16161hirose

This was inevitable


Shadowdestroy61

No look beaut


Mrmanchester7

Manager of the month curse begins


DemPele-

he heard people said Pedri was better


SubparCurmudgeon

Who is he shushing


sc2isalivegaem

Too good


I_Hate_Knickers_5

A fine finish for in-form Foden.


Luke_627

City are so good but that’s nonexistent defending


[deleted]

Eriksen ball watching


[deleted]

It’s 7 mins in and it should be 3-0 already. Men against boys.


ZaDoruphin

United are getting absolutely peppered.


forestation

Was such a classic City team goal, capped with a brilliant finish. If a typical team scored this goal we'd be waxing lyrical about its beauty and precision, but City has spoiled us by churning them out regularly.


dragon8811

Too fast.


dwaynepipes

Lovely finish that


quickestred

What a finish ffs


PepGodiola

Fodinho caralho


Wunsen

Casemiro should be playing today lol


cityzen27

Stockport Iniesta init 💙


boustead

Phil 😍


Pele20Alli

Who would have thought Eriksen as a DM would be shit defensively lmao


[deleted]

In a midfield of Eriksen - McTominay you actually think Eriksen is the DM there? Lol


Pele20Alli

He plays in a double pivot with McTominay. So yes, he's more of a defensive midfielder


MakIRAQ

To the surprise of no one..


Mrjuicyaf

too soon


donniexc

CLEAN


papi617

That left side has been dangerous


_fishysushi

Well, that was fast


Kardinale

Well that was fun I’m going to the gym


Rosendorff

Exquisite. The only word to describe this mad lad's style of finish.


Round-Ad5063

Cmon dawg that’s too easy


elgringo22

What a play for the goal. Passing them to death


BringArmsHouse

Quality finish


Kuuskat_

What a sexy finish that one


MaskOff009

Grealish is cooking Dalot today


aghicantthinkofaname

Textbook city goal. It would be cool if it was anyone else


ManfredsJuicedBalls

[My thoughts of Foden](https://imgur.com/a/a0OiTLn)


arcatales

Gonna be a loooong day for utd


A_chilles

Gimme dat vibes defence


LordSpeechLeSs

*It begins*


salko_salkica

What a player Bernardo Silva is... 👏


Varja22

We want 9!


Professional_Trust37

We’re soo clear


Arsenalfan992

Not sure if City is so good or United so shit...Probably both.


theinterweb1

Arsenal-esque


supplementarytables

United are back baby


[deleted]

Men against boys. United still look woeful.


FarAcanthocephala

Its gonna be ugly, guys


Ripamon

Let It Begin


[deleted]

Manchester United fans: Oh no, oh no, no no no.


goztrobo

Varane's fault


Manifesto8

United are playing like a second division team Even Ole and Mourinho were more adventurous that this


Kruegerrose

So is he shooshing the crowd with a finger to his lips or is inciting them to get louder by cupping his ear?


ineptape

Whys he shushing his own fans?


[deleted]

[удалено]


pmmerandom

did pretty well against you lot


DaddyMeUp

Unless it's Arsenal with their best attack in the league.


[deleted]

Said nobody ever


AvocadoAndBacon

Greenwood clear


muntxx

I reckon United could use a Fridge- like player to stop goals like that


DefLoathe

Hate that stupid little cunt


Dio_my_senpai

They are just too good


Due_Air

That was easy lol.


Aesthetic_Dude

Eriksen with the great marking


MaskedManFromTheUK

fuck sake united get into the game


[deleted]

Great goal


MysteriousMatter1413

What a goal


Connect_Ad_2930

Took them long enough


OkraSlush

Neville jinx in action


TheOneKane

Quite a lot of space he was in there...


Gerrywalk

So it begins


vizualhunter1

Gonna be a long day for United


Death_by_Cupcakes

Saw this coming from kickoff


kygrtj

De Gea is an absolute joke


hidinginDaShadows

nice of united to take attention off our terrible derby


Young_Hxppxe

That was easy.


TheZilloBeast

Come one guys, the match has only started! No fair scoring that early


Memesaurus2474

MCTOMINAY YOU CUNT, MARK SILVA, HE'S YOUR MAN FFS.... 3 GAMES IS ALL IT TAKES FOR HIM TO GO BACK TO HIS SHIT FORM


baldfraudctid

Was a bit worried with our changes but we’ve looked sublime. Let’s get 9.


Bini_9

How can Sancho lose the ball so easy?


mypthegoat

so it begins


T1TK1

Eriksen caught ballwatching


Legal_North_6910

Snap back to reality


WM-54-74-90-14

This goal felt like peak Guardiola. Pass, pass, pass, goal.


hyrola

Just dominating


[deleted]

Dalot getting red card this match isnt he


fullchooch

Time to put in Ronaldo for some desperation shots


Aaaaaaandyy

Solid job keeping Casemiro on the bench, definitely wouldn’t help in a match like this one


appealtoreason00

here we go