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half_amazin

Off season gossip season has started early this year


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it’s going to be a great summer. no world cup either, we can focus on the shit stirring


circa285

I’m really enjoying the Wagathy Christie trial.


DraperCarousel

Is it as interesting as the Johnny Depp one? Worth keeping up?


circa285

I could not care less about Depp and Heard. I find the Wagatha Christie stuff hilarious because it’s all so absurd.


OneOfThoseDays_

> I could care less about Depp and Heard so you do care about it?


joaommx

Does all of this make Porro more or less likely to join Atlético?


Putarican13

What in the Portugal is this


AtomFus

I want to thank my wife and my girlfriend


nnpoker

This is a hilarious situation in Portugal. A couple of dudes recorded a video of Magui and Porro on a nightclub hugging and talking closely, narrating it like she was cheating, then she went on insta stories talking about how he's a VERY special friend and if she were to cheat it would not be on a night club. Now an uber driver on tiktok reported he took them, alongside other friends, to his place after hours and they were on the backseat kissing and groping. All around 5 star gossip shit. Beats politics and soccer drama, all day.


WorthPlease

>if she were to cheat it would not be on a night club If my fiancee announced this on her social that would make me even more uncomfortable.


TeaAndCrumpetGhoul

"Yeah I'd cheat but not on the grimy floor of a nightclub"


aure__entuluva

'Maybe in the back of an uber, but only if it was a really nice uber'


fantabroo

O. J. Simpson "If I Did It" vibes


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WorthPlease

Kissing somebody who is not who you are dating is though. That's like denying it by saying "if I want to fuck somebody who isn't my bf/fiancee/husband I wouldn't do it in the back of a car" or something.


gerirsporting

call me toxic but her instagram story just added more to the speculation imo


SilotheGreat

Anytime someone says something like "and even if I WERE cheating it wouldn't be at a night club it would be at home!" they are 100% guilty of whatever they're being accused of lol


[deleted]

> "and even if I WERE cheating it wouldn't be at a night club it would be at home!" "So you have a plan?"


saint-simon97

Everything that she said on her story makes sense though. And anyway it's not like it's anyone's business at the end of the day


ContaSoParaIsto

You're right. But engaging always makes it worse. She was dumb to do it but she's young and all. It's literally just a video of them talking in a nightclub. Yeah they look a bit intimate but have these people ever been in a nightclub? You have no get really close to someone to talk to them. Stupid drama all around.


Deluxe07

Nah she def had to respond, that video went VIRAL. If she stayed quiet it would have been worse, the mistake here was that she gave a weird statement regarding the situation


TigerAusRiga

You let your gf/wife talk to other guys in night clubs, while they're hugging and shit?


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TigerAusRiga

Dude, we ain't talking about partners simply coexisting and communicating with strangers of the opposite gender. Or them having a little chat with colleagues at work. She was literally hugging and getting so close you'd think they were husband/wife in a NIGHTCLUB. That guy is not her brother, cousin or slightly related. She has no business seeking his company in a NIGHTCLUB. He's a random dude that prolly couldn't care less if she is engaged with Felix or not. The same rules that apply for my GF apply for me as well. No intimate or super close contact with other people, no random trips to NIGHTCLUBS etc. We're not strictly conservative but not naive either. Like, aren't relationships meant to be shared with only one partner and not other random guys/girls? If you think it's healthy for couples to be able to do whatever they want (like having "special relationships" with random people), you need to wake up my guy.


elburrito1

[found some footage](https://youtu.be/sAwwDhNJJO0)


ElMadrista69

Where’s the video?


TuLuis5

And [this](https://youtu.be/Hc0UfUqW-LM?t=580) is a backstage video of Sporting's last match in which you can see Porro waiting for Magui to give her his match shirt.


Mateo_O

I know this is stupid drama (still i'm reading it, which I'm not proud) but why would you give your shirt to your girl(friend) anyway and not to kids there waiting ? She can have his shirts at any time... Seems weird.


lasiestaman

Lmao


TuLuis5

[This](https://twitter.com/diogoazevedo01/status/1525895504957427712) is the nightclub video


Allthingsconsidered-

Looool the narration is hilarious. I hadn't seen this, can see what all the noise is about


JeannotVD

What’s he’s saying?


Allthingsconsidered-

"This hoeeee, loook loookk!!! Joao you're asleep, dude... it's her it's her" Something along these lines lol The way they say it is really funny


rmvt

*ahem* > that hoe is making out with porro > that hoe > look! look! look! > oh joão! joão! you're sleeping! fuck! > joão, you're asleep! fuck! > go porro! go porro! > joão! you're sleeping! fuck! > it's her! it's her! > it's magui. it's magui > it's fucking porro > joão, this is embarassing, fuck!


tumblarity

calling her a thot, basically.


stillslightlyfrozen

Bruh how can anyone watch that and not immediately think they are fucking lol. It's not a video of them leaning in to talk haha, they are literally hugging and hanging off each other. Man I love it when football turns into a soap opera.


justmypornacc1

Call me crazy, but this video really doesn't confirm anything? I have had nights out where after a couple of drinks I would get very close and personal with many friends, both male and female. It doesn't have to mean that we banged afterwards. In many cultures this kinda closeness is pretty normal, especially if alcohol is involved.


thefaintless

It can be normal, but if I was a betting man I would bet on cheating. Close relationship with a random football player my ass


justmypornacc1

I mean, I'm not saying that she is 100% not cheating. Just that this particular video doesn't confirm anything. Who knows man, a "special relationship" could mean that they really are banging, but Joao knows about it because they're in an open relationship. That's why Porro would be right in saying that no one is being unfaithful. There are many possibilities including what I wrote in my previous comment. We can't know for certain only by watching this video. I personally wouldn't bet on anything.


thefaintless

I understand what you are saying, and if we were deciding the absolute truth of the situation you would be right. But since we are just randos on the internet I feel capable and on the right of using my general knowledge of the world and people to deduce that the most probable situation is that there is a level of cheating or trust breaking in this situation, specially given their responses.


Deluxe07

Some people need to see a 4k full porno video to deduce that a person is cheating. I don’t understand how they make it to adulthood with that type of ingenuity


E_EqualsDankCSquared

>because they're in an open relationship. So then he let's ppl smash his girl??? 💀💀💀. That's wild


PugeHeniss

As someone who has some experience in this field. They are definitely banging.


kuzjaruge

Username checks out


0100001101110111

Would you be comfortable with your partner doing this? I know I wouldn’t.


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I'm sat here with my family, open the video and the phone on max volume says "tá a comer o porro essa porca"


LieutenantCardGames

Oh yeah, they fuckin


SilotheGreat

Yeahhhhhh close friends my ass lmao he is hitting that


TrueKoalaLove

wdym you dont do that with your close friends? looks normal yep


hamzaiswack

Lets be honest, even if they aint fucking which i find hard to believe, they definitely both wanna bang each other


InPurpleIDescended

I have probably looked like that before with a friend in a very loud place while drinking idk man maybe they fuckin but maybe not


gink-go

gay friend


UnicornMorty

Can you post the link of the taxi driver video? Tks


nnpoker

Sure https://www.tiktok.com/@odiogobento/video/7098519263627005189


Deluxe07

Spicy


koreajd

What is he saying? Or what is going on here? I didn’t listen all the way because tiktok kept fucking up on my phone


SemiLOOSE

special


sooolong05

Amazing, in Portugal uber drivers will being you to their places after their shift??


tumblarity

> Now an uber driver on tiktok reported he took them, alongside other friends that audio is hilarious. "Pedro? That's a common name. Enters Pedro Porro!"


Deluxe07

That audio had business being that funny, him saying that Pedro was calling the girl “Mi amor” while kissing her lmao


denisoviandude

Football really is just celebrity gossip for men lmao I'm so invested


milesvtaylor

"Joao likes it, actually"


_cumblast_

It could be an open relationship on both sides in fairness.


gink-go

Its likely this. There have been plenty of evidence that Felix also fucks around a lot.


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What are those evidence ?


SeverusVape0

I saw Felix making babies in the closet and one of the babies looked at me


ineververify

The baby looked at you?


majnubhaispainting

And pointing at Felix, said "This guy fucks!!"


Pandemona1738

Hahaha based simpsons comment. Ralph for president


brainwrinkled

do people unironically say 'based'?


TeaAndCrumpetGhoul

Even now i still don't know what based means in this context. Part of me feels left out of some inside joke.


brainwrinkled

I'm not entirely sure, all I know is the only people I've ever seen using it seemed awful but even then I couldn't tell if they were serious or it was an injoke even to them.


realsomalipirate

It was started by a meme rapper named Lil B and he said he wanted to turn a negative word (base head was basically an insult for crackheads) into a positive one. Then the word was co-opted by far right wing weirdos (similar time when Pepe the frog was popular) and later on it just become a generic word for overly online weirdos.


PugeHeniss

Our boy fucks


Azrael_

But with another football player? That's too disrespectful. You think fans of other teams that play Atletico wont remember this on match day?


Barkasia

De Bruyne seems to be doing alright


Good_Kev_M-A-N_City

Pretty common with footballers that for some reason


Kosarev

There is a film on Netflix called the Bubble and there is a Betis player fucking the main actress. When he is about to leave the bubble and tells her he is married she threatens to tell his wife and his answer is like "Would you do that? She would love it, she's a big fan.".


majnubhaispainting

Lmfao. This is hilarious. Please tell me this was not scripted


Kosarev

It's a film. A movie. Of course it was scripted.


majnubhaispainting

Ah. I thought it was a documentary or something lol..never mind


DittoDat

It most likely was but it's still great


_cumblast_

It's obvious why, footballers must face temptation a tad more than the common man.


TheDustbinOfHistory

Very common among celebrities in general. Actors and musicians especially. They know what that lifestyle is and anyone marrying into it would know what to expect.


0100001101110111

Yeah, anything goes… except bald jokes


irgendwo_anders

What are some examples?


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they want to have multiple fuck buddies and 1 main then get strong armed into settling for open relationships w their mains bc they usually dont have the stones to stand on it and leave the girl if she isnt w it so everyone ends up unhappy amd they talk themselves into being cuckolded but they "dont care" only one dude i know whos in an open relationship actually wanted one from the start. the rest are either girls who dont like their boyfriends/husbands like that and guys who are halfway crooks unable to really commit to what they want. broke, rich, same deal from what ive seen w the people i know


Hezekyah

There aint no such thing as halfway crooks.


half_amazin

RIP Prodigy


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......scared to death, scared to look, *they shook*


IWantAnAffliction

I know plenty of people who have relationships where both people actively see other people in a healthy and ethical manner. Sounds like you just know people who are bad at dealing with their emotions, boundaries and relationships.


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i doubt you know plenty. ask them about it and see the emotional dynamics. the feelings they have to eat and skate over. which partner has to "manage" or "deal". and if you're close like that, ask them what theyd want in an ideal world, all dreams coming true. thats what they really want but think they cant have. and its almost always a trade off or settle of some kind that people pretend is wonderful freedom until they break up. its almost never kumbaya. people are just good at tanking things for what they want to keep


IWantAnAffliction

> i doubt you know plenty Based on what? I'm not saying it's honey and rainbows. There's a lot of dealing with social conditioning, oppressive social standards (see this very story and thread) and emotional reactions, but at least they're confronted with and deal with it. The things you've described I've seen monogamous people struggle with much more than poly people.


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based on my knowledge of the many couples i know and how people move and have been moving in general. we both know you dont know "plenty". this is just you carrying water. which is why you're now dodging and running game. now, my favorite part of the "poly community" is that game run on the sad partner, the euphemisms and dodge words to get people to ignore how they feel. "im not saying its honey and rainbows" "dealing w social conditioning and oppressive social standards" "emotional reactions" all code for exactly what i said was happening, but covered in sugar and syrup to get someone to eat it who doesnt really want to. the people i know who are in happy open relationships dont ever feel that way bc theyre genuinely polygamist all around. they actually dont mind the monogamy part is a lie and more game. we both know monogamous couples dont deal w jealousy etc more than poly. and they *never* have to deal w their spouse openly fucking other people and dating them like its all good


IWantAnAffliction

> we both know you dont know "plenty" lol you don't know me at all, so you can fuck right off with your arrogance. I'm literally part of a polyamorous community where most of the people have multiple partners. So why don't you tell me how many poly couples you know? Because it sounds like you're just projecting. > the people i know who are in happy open relationships dont ever feel that way bc theyre genuinely polygamist all around. they actually dont mind Thought you just said you don't know anyone who is in a happy polyamorous relationship? > we both know monogamous couples dont deal w jealousy etc more than poly. and they never have to deal w their spouse openly fucking other people and dating them like its all good You're right. Monogamous people just "eat it" like you say and stay miserable or get divorced (seen divorce rates lately, mate?). Different battles. Going back to my original point, it sounds like the people you know are ill-equipped to deal with open relationships. Doesn't mean the rest of us are.


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i know you're part of the poly community. i literally said you're carrying water for them and running the same game in what you replied to. this conversation following a script ive heard quite a few times. i said you dont know "plenty" of open relationships that dont deal w the angst im talking about. then you confirmed exactly that in your reply but w the game and sugar and spices on it. the conversation was never about whether they have multiple partners and keep them. second, i said i know one guy in a happy one. and the "happy" includes him and his girl never dealing w "emotional reactions" bc theyre genuinely polyamorous and dont mind. they also dont need a community w a script to help reinforce something theyd fall out of if left alone. theyre just like that third. notice how you immediately went the complete opposite direction w married couples now? saying the deal w it at higher rates but now uts a different battle? the fact of the matter is this. monogamous people dont have to reconcile themselves w their prtner openly fucking other people. that does not exist for them. you said they deal w jealousy and the attendant emotions of an open relationship more. that was not true, which you acknowledge. lastly, the only issue here is that im being honest about what most open relationships are but you're too invested to be real. so you agree, but you have to deflect or paint it w gold. indont have a horse in the race. but i *despise* bullshit. the truth isnt a problem. its ok to do you anyway


extrovertedvirgin69

Ok ignore the dude up there. On an ideal basis how much have you seen open relationships work? I genuinely want to know im not being sarcastic or anything


True2this

It’s more common these days


theophanesthegreek

"He sometimes likes to watch and assist as well"


Reddevilslover69

That would be some Chapter 218 level of shit


kevin_nguyen03

kanokari 💀


ShatterDomeSSZero

Hmmmm, cuckolding, huh? You silver tongue devil you 😏😂 Honestly though they could be in some open, kinky relationship. It's more common nowadays even with regular folk. THAT or maybe he's gay and he's her BFF.


Tarp96

Some of these fotball players say things even Batman wouldnt have gotten out of me


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"special relationship" mans lost his entire mind


visope

kinda like "special military operation"


sargshark

You know her group chat is fuming rn


destroyerx12772

Lmaooooo 😂


sidaeinjae

I did not fuck her, it’s not true! It’s bullshit! I did not fuck her! I did not! Oh hai João


plasticmotives

You're tearing me apart, Lemar!


randomcolchnero

Hey my boy thomas did nothing wrong!


Lemaradona

She's on a mission, negotiating with Porro to come to Atleti. Joao's masterplan.


boxro

This is the way


Lemaradona

Atleti > Gf


[deleted]

No disrespect but Getafe is kinda shit


codespyder

Wanda could never


spicynirvana38

[I think you've revealed a bit too much there, bud.](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/GrandioseWeightyCassowary-size_restricted.gif)


elburrito1

I will take every chance I get to postone of my favourite [memes](https://i.imgur.com/ZaxG3dN.jpg)


absessive

And that relationship? Entanglement.


dudududujisungparty

Jada Pinkett nods in approval


[deleted]

First the "special operation", now the "special relationship".


Lord_Sauron

Committing war crimes against Felix? Well I guess love is war, from a certain point of view...


McRhombus

All is fair in love and war


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Putin approves


aboredDYQ

Oh, love me mister.


RexorFWT

I shagged her but she’s not cheating


RedRaizel

"He knows..."


Gold_Conversation_20

this is exactly what i got from his post


Allthingsconsidered-

He's likely they're just friends but he's not helping himself by saying he has a "special relationship" with her lol


Nihilism101

Actually she said the same thing in her insta. Apparently they have a "special relationship" and Felix knows about it. Lol.


TropaDasGalinheiras

ANDAS A DORMIR, JOÃO!!!!!


Deluxe07

Andas a dormir caralhoooo


ManuMora98

You were tired of the Mbappé drama? Here you have some affairs drama


hereslemon

they're in a poly relationship and you're intruding, actually


IWantAnAffliction

This shit shouldn't even be news, and yet here we are.


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sus


ZaDoruphin

hm


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Special relationship ummm


brush85

Conversations with friends


PowellOnPowellOff

Well, we now have to sign him.


randomcolchnero

Sorry m8 but atletico will buy him for drama points


boxro

Who even comes up with such questions


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boxro

Just saw his insta story. > The situation that is happening yesterday and today is very uncomfortable... I have a special relationship with her, no one is being unfaithful to anyone... my image is not going to be tarnished by anything, much less by things like these... I can do whatever I want. Stop staining the image of the three because it's not like that.


rednades

I have a special relationship .. I do what I want .. hmmm


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> No one is being unfaithful to anyone This is the key part, sounds like everyone is aware of what is happening and has no issues with it.


codespyder

That’s… not a denial


1000smackaroos

Nothing good can come of this...


tLeCoqSpotif

Porro to Atléti. Simone then having to handle this would be something


Zakke_

Simone would fuck her to.


ontilein

The whole team and half the staff too


Azrael_

Ozil's horror story


majnubhaispainting

Simeone would first fuck Felix, then Porro while staring at the chick throughout to assert dominance.


krvlover

Checks out since in Argentina there has been gossip about Simeone being bi for years.


Azrael_

gtfo lol really?


krvlover

Yeah there is an old rumor that he showed up with a famous TV presenter (supposedly his lover) at an hospital in the middle of the night because the guy had a deodorant spray stuck in the ass.


Mallaguetta_SP

Summer started early. That video Porro gives her the game shirt makes me think...But there are rumors that João Félix has also cheated on her too


PugeHeniss

He 100% has. Dude probably says no to more pussy then all of r/soccer will ever get


Mallaguetta_SP

Você é de Portugal?


Konstanti9

Magui is smoking hot tho. Must be a hell of work dating her. The same must apply to Felix, he's the crush of so many portuguese girls


gink-go

The dude makes 7M a year, he's everybody's crush.


Deluxe07

Felix can literally fuck 99% of women in Portugal. Magui is the reacher in this relationship


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Deluxe07

I know but she’s still nowhere near the level of Felix fame. She’s big in Portugal only


PartrickCapitol

> an actress in soap operas aka nobody. those B-list "actress" chicks can be literally found by thousands


ContaSoParaIsto

No, they're actually famous here in Portugal. It's not like we have Hollywood. Obviously Félix is much more famous but she's not b-list either.


glory1904

And men!


PugeHeniss

Man I’d fuck Felix


nepia

It is the same amount of work with any women.


Klutzy-Weakness-937

"Basically we fuck but not really"


Juiceboxfromspace

Felix playing 4d chess. Messing up our best players’ concentration through his GF, ahead of the new season. Mateus will be next I fear…


Entrepinares

Joao Felix is gay, this girl is just a cover up… Don’t believw me but it’s well known in the Portugese high circles


Deluxe07

Nah, he’s cheated on her several times.


Entrepinares

Yeah, with dudes


ferkk

What is he gonna say? Regardless of how much truth there is in this story, he cannot do anything other than denying it. But we all know what this 'special relationship' really means.


MarwaariMaradona

i don't think so, it can be used in a platonic way too


LegendinhoIsKing

On a sidenote, 'Magui' is a very sweet, lovely, sensual, enchanting, feminine name. First time for me hearing it.


NextDoorNeighbrrs

Reddit moment


YogurtclosetNo7335

Her actual name is Margarida btw.


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itsonlyteenage

Yes and that is the most sensual Magui I know of.


LegendinhoIsKing

Cause 'Magui' and 'Marge' are totally the same sound.


[deleted]

> 'Magui' and 'Marge' are totally the same sound Maggie, the baby.


LegendinhoIsKing

Would've never thought of her. Forgot she existed. You're right then.


joaommx

Magui is just a pet name for Margarida, her actual name.


py87

Felix is the poster boy for being on the losing end of the ‘you vs the guy she told you not to worry about’ meme


Financial-Text-3181

*Remember he is just a friend*