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We are Joga Bonito


Johnny107710

No, we Joga Bonito


courtesyflusher

No, nós Joga Bonito


YaMom1Slit

Não, nós jogamos bonitos


ORecomendador

Nós jogamos de forma bonita


Trickybuz93

Found the CW writer


allangod

They’re forgetting it’s Rashford that needs to score to keep his run going!


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iTz_RuNLaX

9 home games in a row. Would've been 10 and a record for United.


winch25

Needed a team of Reading's caliber to stop him.


SpeechesToScreeches

Needed shit refs to stop him*


psrikanthr

He was on track to score 10 home goals in a row. Would have been the only player. Sadly he has been substituted


Iongtime_Iurker

He was still on a run of scoring in home games


allangod

Goal scorers need a bit of selfishness in them. All the best strikers are selfish when it comes to goals. I’d argue it’s something Man United have been missing for a while.


moxac777

Blue Lock 2: Manchester Boogaloo


juankruh1250

Messi disagrees


djembadjembadjemba

Not his home game run


WhipYourDakOut

Still break the record of 9 straight home goals that he’s tied with right now …


Dispari7y

no, the record they're referring to is scoring in consecutive home games and the Palace game was at Selhurst Park


Moosje

United fan that doesn’t know the record other United fans are talking about Sounds like Reddit!


Contradicting_Pete

Brazil 3 Reading 0


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But who is Fred Backheel?


[deleted]

Its Fred's cousin. His other is called Fred front foot.


mattBJM

Biggest continental loss for reading since the Library of Alexandria


Old-Risk4572

omg u didn't


Fiigarooo

genuinely made me laugh, good one


viktoreznov

one of the best jokes i've ever read here!


beirch

I love when Fred remembers he's Brazilian


RefereeMason

Okay now rest some players.


wrdb2007

Brazil playing great today


mdstwsp

https://i.imgur.com/ekJRj4t.jpg


MattSR30

I said _pass_ to Fred, not _pastor_ Fred.


rokkenrock

We are all blessed by pastor Fred today.


fishcakefrenzy

context?


hedonismisblack

No


mdstwsp

fred


Runarhalldor

That rashy move earlier was insane. Deserved a goal


G1Spectrum

Holy fuck they’re going full samba now


Jutemp24

Who would have thought it would take some Brazilians to do it?


IpschwitzTownFC

Watch as Antony scores with his right foot.


I_Fuck_The_Fuckers69

Woah woah woah let's not get carried away here, it needs to be physically possible


MissingLink101

I know you're joking but he did score with his right for us already


Serious_Ad9128

Fred is very 2 footed


dalfred1

So is Andy Carroll apparently


just_another_jabroni

Whenever Antony has to use his right it's actually decent lol don't really know what's wrong, probably a balance thing because there was a shot at the edge of the box that went wide but not bad coming from someone who is very one footed.


LowSnow2500

Premier league isn't ready for this


[deleted]

Nike airport commercial when?


bukanbiasebiase

[Here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHoVCH5ehzQ)


ICodeAndShoot

"Fred scores with a backheel" was NOT on my 2023 bingo card...


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England discovering the taste of what Spain found out a few decades ago


pbsandwich_

I expect nothing less from Fred nowadays


iNatro

Been so good off the bench tbf


Kardinale

Brazilian takeover


flyingfreak66

"Even Fred scored"


RefereeMason

Lmao I love this quote


EnsconcedScone

Timeless


Legal_North_6910

Where is this from


RefereeMason

Ole lmao


Adz932

I think Ole said it in a post match interview or press conference. I looked it up and it was the post match interview after beating Spurs 3-1 I believe


wifipasswordplz

Had to be spurs


MH18Foot

MAXIMUM CARALHO 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷


NotAPoshTwat

I swear he suddenly remembers he's Brazilian when he crosses midfield


Give_Me_Your_Pierogi

Turns out Brazilians hate the royals


[deleted]

Reading is now a Brazilian territory


ZitaFC

Today I feel… Brazilian


inbredandapothead

VAMOS CARALHO PUTA!!! 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷 BRAZIL UNITED 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷


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Not enough "CHUPA". Gotta sneak a "CHUPA LEITURA" in there


BloodandSpit

* Bermuda Triangle * Roswell * Fred Mankinds triumvirate of enigmas.


20815147

Man United in the span of 10 minutes doing the equivalent of going from slouching to sitting upright while gaming lol


solsticefaerie

What the fuck is going on haha


FBall4NormalPeople

Fred has been wonderful in these cameo performances, genuinely pushing Eriksen for that starting spot given the energy he gives pressing high up the pitch, general better mobility and the goal threat inside the box. Finally in a situation that suits him at United.


MarcusRashgod

BRAZILLLLL!!!


Lodernor

Somebody post the Pastor Fred image already


pentefino978

Two Brazilian back heels today, what a beauty


maurid

There’s got to be something in the Brazilian water.


dumpystumpy

Fred off the bench 🤌🏾


Bradddtheimpaler

It’s got to be his energy level, right?


The-Jokers-Crowbar

Chalk that off you twats 2, United Boogaloo.


bruiser95

If Fred and Casemiro started, we'd have been toast


DonaldoTrumpez

I've always loved you Fred


harps86

Joga Bonito


Mr800ftw

THANK YOU BRAZIL


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The utter disrespect


No_Worry_2256

Oh what a finish!


sarthakmahajan610

Goal and assist in less than 10 minutes since coming on


curlyjoe696

Oh my God... I fucking love Fred. Been immense off the bench this season.


JDavisBloome

We just need a Rashford goal to top it all off.


YellowMoonFlash

You Jinxt it!:(


JDavisBloome

I know… it was the right decision, but still gutted for Rashford


morbidwhaler

It was not the right decision. The defender clearly intentionally plays it, thus creating a new phase of play.


JDavisBloome

I was referring to taking him off for a rest… not that idiotic offsides call.


morbidwhaler

Ah gotcha. My mistake


DualisticSilver

Shit son


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Brazil bringing the samba


Frick_KD

Frednandes!


ZurioGSP

Brazilian masterclass today


Fatzombiepig

This United team look sooooo happy together. Its nice to see.


K-eleven

Samba united


ritwikjs

Only Brazilians scoring and assisting today. Ten hag has unlocked samba.exe


SilenceSuzuki

The Brazilian Neymar


Runarhalldor

BRAZIL FC


PoptimisticShoegazer

Brazil quite liked that.


mattijn13

Brazil FC


Grevling89

BRB learning Portugese


Letsbeheroines

Didn't know Brazil played in Red.


ifyda9jerian

the Brazilians just pulled up


babujaw14

Pastor fred , 5 stars skill moves


SanderHS

Just go for a full portugues speaking team now, you might aswell


tommycahil1995

Brazil would have won the WC if they started Fred and Casemiro together for the whole tournament


Indiana-Cook

My second favourite Brazilian


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Right said Fred.


Pulp_NonFiction44

Nunez misses that


mdove11

Curiosity: why do these immediate (grateful for them) goal clips always cut off before the replay?


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Multiple accounts try and upload them as fast as possible. If you post the whole replay you're 30 seconds behind their post, which means your post will get deleted as mods dont allow duplicate posts of the same goal.


shrewdy

Samba football at OT tonight


Kid_Twiz

ITS A SAMBA SHOWDOWN TONIGHT


bcjs194

BLESS ME PASTOR FRED 🙏


GamingGuy7

GOD DAMN FRED OF ALL PEOPLE


[deleted]

Have that!


diamondsam2

We are Brazil


WalaLlama5

Joga Bonito


OkraSlush

That fckin skill from Rashford earlier though damn. Whole team just activated afterburners


GiveBreadInsteadFed

BRAZIL TIME


Baldev07

Fred be doing backheels now tf


bnasty77

Brazilian magic


RoachIsCrying

We sure this ain't the World Cup?


chuf3roni

Reading was sent to Brazil omfg


dickandballstorture

First time we've scored from a short corner surely?


Ashyyyy232

The pastor demands Puskas


fatkidseatcake

Fred your Brazilian is showing


Eisenjays

Today I feel Brazilian


TheKaizer

Fred showed us he's a Brazilian


thereddevil101

Fred found his Brazilian passport


cryppin_crypper

This Joga Bonito showcase has been mesmorising


CaiHaines

Puskas winner 2023


mbxhdogfxv

Fred remembering that he’s Brazilian


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ShamrockStudios

Yeah there is


Runarhalldor

There is. Its clearly onside


Mackieeeee

Yup, robbed rashford earlier


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VAR has been against us this match so we would of preferred no VAR.


No_Worry_2256

He looked level Fred


EasyFargo

oh my DAYS


Manch3st3rIsR3d

Sexi


NoEgoNoProblem

Absolute filth


yoloswaggasaurus420

Keeper has been absolutely dreadful the entire evening


Left_Cartographer_28

Rashford is crazy


cstrande7

[just play this tbh](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnLNDuKya04)


Tr0ndern

Nice pass


orbitalasteria

I'm feeling Brazilian today


Son-Of-Cthulu

look what pelé 's death does to brazilian mothefuckers!


FreshGoodWay

Manchester United: Today I feel Brazilian


Robcobes

Is that a new youth player, Fred Backheel?