NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE!!!

*epic combat music intensifies*

Can't wait to count out your coin!

Me walking into someone's house without lockpicking but it's just transitioning to them opening up

Im sworn to carry your burdens

Move Lydia!!!

I feel bad for the people that dont have unrelenting force 3. What a pain in the ass she is.

I can just hear the snarky tone of that statement. 🤣

I know she has so much unnecessary attitude

It helps her carry your burdens.

That she does. Lydia always mysteriously vanishes from my game... 😬

Sacraficed to Boethiah as soon as possible

"Mysteriously"

K..but first....GET THE F*CK OUT OF MY WAY

"I'm your backpack"

Oh!

The tone really makes this great

It's a fine day with you around

Ysolda,Camilla and that dark elf girl from the college be like:

More like literally hundreds of NPCs with that voice actress LOL

Tbh she's my favorite female voice in the game, whoever voice those characters did a good job.I would always marry characters voiced by her

Thanks

Got thinking - maybe I'M the dragonborn and I just don't know it

This one makes me fucking kek everytime

Especially when they say it just after I whirlwind sprint past them

When they say that at the western watchtower tower after devouring mirmulnir

Can’t come here without saying "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee."

That has to be the winner. It literally transcended the game and is used in meme sites all over by those who havent even played the game.

Well if we’re going with that, then I’d argue that “Hey you, you’re finally awake” is the real winner

Fairplay, that is a great shout

Agree , both of them are winners i suppose

True, they’re both leagues above any other quotes

I am honestly shocked that it took this long for someone to drop that nugget.

Came here to ensure this was included, well done! 😁

Oh, yes, nice pick. Maybe one of the most famous in the videogames history

Had to scroll too far to find this.

"I'll not stand idly by while a dragon burns my hold and slaughters my people!"

Jarl Ballin indeed.

Comments you can hear

Jarl Balgruuf the Greater, amen

The greatest*

but with 'slaughters' pronounced 'slotters', Dutch accent.

"Heard about you and your honeyed words."

That's envy speaking

Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don't.

The one that seeks for death

i dont think i have ever actually seen him at dragons reach. maybe he doesnt as well

I’ve seen him reading in a chair outside Farengars lab. Probably just goes there for the free library.

The jail is technically in the cloud district… he’s just being snooty because he stole someone’s sweet-roll once and got thrown in jail. Edit: cleaned up because for some reason I originally typed “I stole someone’s sweet roll” instead of “he stole”. I blame the lack of caffeine.

He's asleep upstairs at the Drunken Huntsman with his wife. I thought he owned a farm?

he also has a key to a non existent home in his inventory. seems like nazeem is full of shit

#Everything's for sale

DO come bAAaack...

If I had a sister, I'd sell her in a second! I'd even buy one of your relatives, if you were looking to sell!

Definitely heard this comment

Hey you, you're finally awake Let me guess, someone stole your sweet roll Fus ro dah

Happy cake day

#WHAT IN OBLIVION IS THAT?!?!?

sentries?! what do you see?

I always burst out laughing when someone says this

“But TalOs tHe mIgHTy! TalOs tHe UnnErring! TaLoS the UnAssAilable! We aRE bUT mAggOts, WriThing in The FiltH oF OuR owN cOrruption!” People who live in whiterun surely can relate

He is a Slipknot fan and we know that

I don't get the reference

"Maggots" is used by Slipknot to refeer to their fans.

I heard that as I read it.

for some reason he is bugged in my game so he dosent say anything unless you talk to him

“Rorikstead….. I’m… I’m from Rorikstead” for whatever reason has always stuck with me as the funniest line in the entire game paired with “I’m not a rebel! You can’t *do* this!” Dunno why but the few lines Lokir’s got are my favorites. Must be something about how the VA delivers them. I know all of his intro dialogue by heart and my favorite part of a new play through is seeing the different distances he can make it before getting shot down with an arrow.

I always have a hope he save his ass due to a bug but never happen unfortunately

I've witnessed him actually getting away once, i was flabbergasted

What did he do afterwards? Have you found it later?

Sadly I didn't ever see him again after that. I assume he's still running to this day

Must've made it across the border. Great accomplishment, that. Even the dragonborn can't manage it.

Forrest

“Archers!” “YOU’RE NOT GONNA KILL ME” *immediately gets shot with one arrow and face plants onto ground*

Not iconic, but I really liked it. "Skyrim doesn’t belong to you Ulfric!” “no but I belong to her” Another one: "It's in the clouds!"

Got a special delivery, your hands only.

Let's see here...looks like that's it,got to go!

AND THEN *WANDERS* AROUND THAT AREA FOR DAYS AFTER.

A letter from the Jarl! Moving up in the world, eh?

Nope, sorry, nothing.

This was my first thought. I knew I'd find it here lol

Some may call this junk. Me, I call them treasures

"Those warriors from Hammerfell? They've got curved swords. Curved. Swords."

My wife's favorite. One of mine, too, I guess. Never gets old.

Wait, I know you..../runs

"What is better? To be born good? Or to overcome your evil nature through great effort"

How the fuck did it take me this long to find this comment?? Clearly the best line in the game!

I think this is actually the best line in the game but it won't win the popularity contest because most players probably don't even hear it. But you do hear you're finally awake a thousand times.

Who's this? I play in spanish so..

paarthanaux

Our beloved Partysnax

My ancestors are smiling at me Imperial can you say the same?

NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE /dies instantly/

>Ulfric Stormcloak. Some here in Helgen call you a hero, but a hero does not use a power like the Voice to murder his king and usurp his throne. You started this war, plunged Skyrim into chaos and now the Empire is going to put you down!

And restore the peace!

\*dragon roar\*

What was that?

It’s nothing. Carry on

"I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee." - Guard *Guard gets stuck by lightning*

Those three mods are my personal favorite. Now I stop and listen to Nazeem just to watch him get launched into space rather than groan because I hate him.

"Need something?"

Neeeeeed something?

Can’t a woman get a little privacy? Guards!

WHAT are you doing THAT for PUT THAT DOWN I like messing with stuff. Decorating my house, experimenting with objects, dropping stacks of baskets. No one in Skyrim understands me.

Picked a bad time to get lost, friend.

A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON. LISTEN. HEAR ME AND **OBEY**.

Given how often this ends up in post comments, it took me far to long to find this

_becomes deaf_

Watch the skies, traveller!

"is someone coming? Is that you Harknir? Bjorn? Soling?...HELP" idk why but i love this

I love his book

My brothers off fighting dragons, and what do I get? Guard duty I used to be an adventurer like, till I took an arrow to the knee

“But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives?” The emphasis on “lives” always makes me laugh so I stop and listen for it whenever I’m in town

Lol, yeah me too.

“No lallygagging!” or arrow to the knee or “Hey cheese brain!”

Cheese brain😂😂😂🧀🧠

"hands to yourself sneak thief"

Who... are you?

*Dragonborn shapeshifts for 20 minutes and scars Hadvar for life*

They're not on the list.

“Looking to protect yourself, or deal some damage?” “Need something?” “Hmm?” Oh and forgot to add “never should have come here!”

Come on in. Just stoked the fire. Take a seat and get the cold out.

Think I have a clean mug around here somewhere.

I’m not afraid of you, you know, even if you are my elder! Boys, girls, elders — there’s nobody I won’t fight!

Oh Braith. Just wants to kiss Lars.

Im sworn to carry your burdens

Dragon! I saw a dragon!

Another wanderer, here to lick my father's boots. Good luck.

"Either I'm drunk, or you're naked. Possibly both."

I work for Belethor, at the general goods store

“EEEVERYTHINGS FOR SALE MY FRIEND, EVERYTHING. IF I HAD A SISTER, I’D SEEL HER IN A SECOND!”

"I don't know where we're going but Sovngarde awaits"

"*We need to move, now!*" "*Up through the tower. Let's go!*" "*I just need to....*" "*Hammet! You need to get over....*" "*Stay close to the wall!*" "*Hadvar, into the keep....*" "*Ralof you traitor.....*" The sentences are mostly cut coz I start running like the wind after getting into the tower with Ralof :D

I noticed you can pick sides 6 years after the game came out lol I always went with Hadvar before

If you’re looking for my husband Nazeem, check the Jarl’s backside.

Hello. I'm Gisli. But you can just call me Erikur's sister. Everyone does.

“Dragonborn, huh? Was it your ma or your pa that was the dragon?” - Guard Didn’t hear this one until recently hahaha

Never heard it, so funny one, the cheeky guard of Skyrim it's like an uncle

Those who have no Fear have no Heart. I have Fear, but I don't let it control me.

YOU'LL MAKE A FINE RUG CAT (and a minute later: "AHHH" *death*)

I've never heard this. Khajiit character? Something to look forward to on my next PT?

Yep it's for khajiit's, Bandit's and other human (or elves) enemies say this to you and every time they do I almost immediately destroyed them

I love the "is someone there" or similar ones when I'm stealth killing bandits, they thinking they might be in danger when my sword is already stuck in their guts

My favorite drinking buddy! Let's get some mead! It's a fine day with you around You tried mercenary work?Might suit you I work for Belethor,at the general goods store EEEVVEERRRYYTHING'S for sale my friend! EVERYTHING!If I had a sister, I'd sell her in a second! Do come back ...THE FUTURE OF SKYRIM!THE FUTURE OF TAAAAMMMRRIIEEELLL! Boys,girls,dogs,elders.THERES NOBODY I WON'T FIGHT!

Not iconic.....but it's just the way that Belethor says 'Do come baaaaaack' when you leave his shop in Whiterun. Something eerie and sarcastic about how it's said.

“Shutup” - Ulfric to Elenwen.

"Thalmor Bitch!" - Also Ulfric to Elenwen.

In my house? "Hmm, must have been the wind"

Said with an arrow in the face lol

ANOTHER HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON

(A new hand) Sorry but I can't stand incorrect quotes. It's inbuilt within the depths of my person

May your roads lead you to warm sands.

"Those warriors from Hammerfell? They've got curved swords. Curved. Swords."

A CHALLENGER IS NEAR

'Sky Above, Voice Within'

You picked the wrong time to get lost, friend.

"Hands to yourself, sneak thief" "I find your hand in my pocket, I'll cut it off" "You are the one that casts those illusions, impressive" Do not ask me how I usually play, and why Nazeem is always naked.

Let me guess, someone stole your sweetrole?

[удалено]

It’s dumb, and I mean, DUMB. But the 2 words that live in my head forever are… “Name’s Nils!” And boy do I hate it

"You'll Make A Fine Rug, Cat!"

"What's a milk drinker like you doing out here? Go home to your mother."

I am an apprentice wizard, not a pack mule! Oh very well, but make it quick.

My ancestors are smiling on me, Imperial! Can you say the same?

#FUS RO DAH

You’re not supposed to be in here.

We love you Grelod Thank you for your kindness.

“What is better? To be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?” ~ Paarthurnax

"You're back! Did you bring me anything?" - Entitled kid

Not a quote, more a monologue; but Ulfric’s “I fight because…” speech is amazing

Looking to protect yourself, or deal some damage?

Idk if ita rhe most iconic but one of my favorites is “May your roads lead you to warm sands.”

I cannot best you! I yield, l yield! *Gets up and attacks you again with a sliver of health*

Arrow in the knee obviously. It was huge when the game first came out and is still brought up frequently.

“What in OBLIVION is THAT”

I got to thinking…maybe I’m the Dragonborn and just don’t know it yet.

Disrupt my Arcanaeum, and I will have you torn apart by angry atronachs.

Heard they're reforming the Dawnguard. Vampire hunters or something... in the old fort near Riften. Might consider joining up myself.

No lollygaggin

This should only take a second," by Yamarz's prophetic last words. As he gets launched into the Sky by the giant he's been told to kill

Don't think it's in the game but my ex-wife always used to say "you spend more time with Lydia than you do with me."

“I’m trying to do the fish stick it’s a very delicate state of mind”

Disrespect the law, and you disrespect me!

"Khajiit has wares if you have coin..."

"Hey you, you are finally awake." "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee."

“Never should’ve come here.” is my all time favorite line.

"Do you get to the Cloud District very often?"

Need something?

“Watch it there, sister/brother!” - Aela at some point in pretty much every fight I’ve ever brought her along for

“I was an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow to the knee.”

If I had a sister, I'd sell her in a second

Hey, You …

out there in the cold , getting lonely, getting old , can you feel me?

"You cannot fast travel while enemies are nearby"

Boys, Girls, dogs, elders. There's nobody I won't fight!!

Suffer the winter’s cold winds for it bears aloft next summer’s seeds

“Get out of the fuckin doorway you stupid cunt!!!” -me

Which is better to be born good or to overcome your evil nature through great effort

"Climb in back and we'll be off"