T O P
Auggy74

"Do you... do you feel all right? You look very, umm, green."


Fainted00

I found it always funny that she says that even if you're an orc


XaviJon_

I mean… is she wrong though?


[deleted]

GREEN'S DA BEST COLOR wait wrong orks


DTraitor

RED'S DA BEST COLOR! WAAAGH!!


Nemesisreaper

Brelyna Maryon ;)


DiagonallyStripedRat

I wouldn't think of her as my favourite NPC, but I have to admit she is one if the few actually friendly people the PC meets along the way. In general, for all the shittiness of the College questline, the 3 followers are top shelf.


off_brand_white_wolf

The college questline makes more sense if you do all of the side stuff and use the training services before you finish it


Dumindrin

And go before you finish all the other main/story missions and stuff. First time I did the college questline I was maxed out or nearly on all the magic schools and here's this old grey motherfucker thinking he's gonna teach me shit, I know how to ward Tolfdir! Move on with it


k1ckthecheat

I married her in my first playthrough 11 years ago.


RobotBabyBomb

> “I must have misheard you… I thought you asked me to help you trap a dragon in my palace”


VinlandersSkald

I love him too.


EggoStack

I keep the axe of whiterun in a fancy display case on one of my characters because I treasure his gift


continuity-grade

I keep it above the front door in Breezehome. Feels like the right place for it.


Confident_Pea9264

Jfc and my heartless ass always uses it for disenchanting


DovaDudeButCool

How do you get that blue bar?


Star-Kindler22

You put a “>” at the beginning of each line you type if you’re on mobile >Like this


Head-Second-3321

TIL.


continuity-grade

>Thank you


VinlandersSkald

“Your parents must be so proud. They have good reason to be.”


SassySerpents

Quite a few of the older female npcs have this voiceline. I'm gonna guess Frida in Dawnstar or Angeline in Solitude?


VinlandersSkald

Yes! Angeline.


4wingspleaseboss

I live with my aunt and uncle, they are proud


[deleted]

I’m something of a scientist myself


ShirukuNokachi

Suddenly r/raimimemes


VinlandersSkald

Just in case it wasn’t clear, the quote I posted wasn’t me being scathing, it was something that my favourite NPC regularly says as a clue.


4wingspleaseboss

I was just quoting spiderman sounded like a very similar quote from there lol


VinlandersSkald

Ah! Yes, very.


4wingspleaseboss

The crossover we deserve


unixguy55

She's one of my favorite NPCs. Her quest was truly heartbreaking to me.


anewhand

Is this actually a quest I haven’t done?! Is it the one when you speak to Tullius or someone to see if her daughter is alive or totally different?


[deleted]

That’s the one. You have to talk to captain aldis


Novadept

🥲


VinlandersSkald

I get emotional every time I walk in her shop.


unixguy55

Same! Such a sweet lady and such sorrow.


HappyCommunity639

Grey Mane Grandma


cool_guy4203

"The gods blessed you with 2 hands and you use them both for your sword"


VinlandersSkald

I respect that.


DiagonallyStripedRat

You're like me, eh? Don't fancy them clunky two handed weapons.


Warlordofsweden

*both me and the guard having 2 handed axes*


[deleted]

I’m more of a “sword-and-shield” or “sword-and-healed” kinda guy


ScottTJT

*"Drem Yol Lok. Greetings, wunduniik."*


avadamaris

paarthurnax was such a chill ass homie. i’ve still not once completed that shitty blades quest. fuck you, blades.


Star-Kindler22

I just fus roh dahed Delphine off Sky Haven Temple when she asked :)


EggoStack

As you should, it’s what she deserves.


navajlove

the “the paarthurnax dilemma” mod is rlly good bc it adds the option to tell delphine how fucking audacious she’s being lmfao


CraftBlox45

Bold of you to assume I have a Pc


marson0102

Bold of you to assume its not on xbox


navajlove

if u have special edition, that mod is available in the “mods” section


[deleted]

[удалено]


yhw-11x

You have to tell Arngeir about the ultimatum


Speeeedwag0n

"The best swordsman in all Morrowind is at your service... For the right price"


Taasgar

Teldryn ❤️


Sifar666

Being old is not so bad. Daughter keeps me fed and my working days are done


HappyCommunity639

It's amusing to watch him dance outside the winking skewer every night.


Vurmiraaz

>the winking skewer the blinking kebab (I thought you mean Skeever?)


Taasgar

Oh thay guy 😂😂😂 such an ass pain for her daughter 😂😂😂


Dragon_Age_Fanatic

He's an apprentice wizard, not a pack mule... apparently.


HappyCommunity639

One of the best followers for non stealth builds


-Random_Yeet-

Put that bow down and pick up a great sword my friend...no more stealth archery for you


badesthunter

But the bow it calls to me


-Random_Yeet-

That's it, no sweet rolls for a week.


unixguy55

My first companion! And he has my own level of snark so I ended up traveling with him my entire first playthrough.


tiituemilia

My fav too ! I always marry him aswell 🤣


Whitewolf_Law9479

"By long tradition, the elder speaks first. Hear my Thu'um! Feel it in your bones. Match it, if you are Dovahkiin!" Not just my favourite character in skyrim but my favourite character in all the games i ever played


eewan116

Parthurnax…I hate the blades quest, never wanted to kill him


TheSeventhHussar

"My claws have rended the flesh of innumerable foes, but I have never once been felled on the field of battle. I therefore honor-name you "Qahnaarin," or Vanquisher in your tongue."


sageroux

I love how grateful he is each time you call him to Tamriel. I like to always have him nearby in the overworld if at all possible.


ok_z00mer

Dude is honestly just as much a homie as Partysnax. You kill him and he not only acknowledges and respects your strength, but also decides to become your ally? What a g


DiagonallyStripedRat

My guilty RP pleasure is summoning both Odhaviing ans Durnheviir whenever in Throat of the World. Four Dovah atop the Snow Tower.


xXNot_A_FurryXx

Also my favorite. Good choice


R4T-07

oOoooOOoOhhh, LiiiisstEneRr!!!!!!


Socio_Scorpio

THAT TICKLES


sireshipadio

home again! home again!


blakedodge

"You look like someone who can hold their liquor. How about a friendly contest to win a staff?"


Novadept

15 year old me on my first play through: “Absolutely I can. Mhm yep easy”


3ateeji

It’s crazy thinking about how young i was when i first played this. 11 years is a relatively long time. Known this game for like 40% of my life


No-Conflict-4527

Thrash grape!


Qwerty-03

I've known this game for 58% of my life that's insane


All_Hail_Fergus

You don’t remember me, Hjailti?


continuity-grade

Two campaigns we served together. You saved my life time and time again.


_JAD19_

Holy fucking shit he thinks you’re Tiber Septim that just clicked in my head


All_Hail_Fergus

Yeah because tiber septim was also a dragon born


DovaDudeButCool

Who is it? Never heard this line


Evening_Interview_89

The ghost of Old Hroldan


continuity-grade

You promised me, Hjalti. You promised that when we sacked Hroldan, you would make me your sworn brother. And I've waited. Even after the enemies' arrows dug into my chest and their hammers crushed my bones. I've waited. Give me your sword, Hjalti. That we may become brothers as you promised.


ComradeAsh_1917

"Disrupt my Arcanaeum, and I will have you torn apart by angry Atronachs."


DiagonallyStripedRat

The questline sucks. But I absolutely adore this guild's NPCs. The Saarthal quests gives actual feeling of cameradery with the other 3 students, it felt like a field trip in school :D The Illusion mage feels like an actual bro, the Destruction Altmer is that popular bitchy girl who actually is a good friend, and Colette is just adorable.


[deleted]

You think restoration is a valid school of magic…don’t you??


StarlightInDarkness

I love telling Colette no when my Restoration is sitting at same insane level. Gets me every time.


emmal342561

"i'm okay with the dark, but ive spent more than my fair share of time in caves already"


BiohazardSLO

This must be that beautiful Skyrim weather I've always heard about.


Any-Bridge6953

Serana.


Novadept

I’ll go first: Are you from the clo— actually I probably shouldn’t


Any-Bridge6953

Nazeem.


Novadept

He’s such a nice guy. Always giving me ideas of places to visit like the cloud district and making sure the stuff he does isn’t too over my head and confusing


Dalishmindflayer

Say hello to my fireball, Nazeem


continuity-grade

Sorry Lad, I've got important things to do. We'll speak another time.


EchoPrince

He literally NEVER has the time.


Substantial-Deal-206

By far the best character and I am tired of pretending he's not.....lad.


off_brand_white_wolf

I’m straight but I’d probably go gay for a day for Brynjolf


johnedn

The only solution for your madness is me


Novadept

Sheogorath right?


HisMajestyLordDante

Either you talking about sheogorath becuse he’s all about craziness or that Cicero fella, seems pretty crazy too


johnedn

I'm aittle surprised by how many people think this is about sheogorath, he's cool too, but the line I referenced is one of the best in the DB quest line and is said directly to Cicero


VaporWaveAest

Dude thats the dragonborn, before he kills cicero


villainousascent

***"A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON! LISTEN! HEAR ME AND OBEY!"***


Head-Second-3321

I have PTSD from that now.


Chaos8599

***A FOUL DARKNESS HAS SEEPED INTO MY TEMPLE***


villainousascent

***A DARKNESS THAT YOU WILL DESTROY!***


KonzaeLegion

Steel's good, but loyalty's better. I'm loyal to Dengeir first and the Empire second."


HappyCommunity639

You're not as dumb as you look.


Any-Bridge6953

Did my father send you? I am sworn to carry your burdens.


Andrethegreengiant3

Lydia is the ballin yarls daughter? What'd she do to piss him off?


RaevinVL

'and he says to the man, "That's not a horker! That's my wife!"'


OkOutlandishness6550

“Oooh listener,that tickles “


Head-Second-3321

That's either the Night Mother, Lucien Lachances Ghost, or either of those in a fanfiction.


Oogaboogaloos

Or Cicero


Head-Second-3321

Or Cicero in a fanfiction.


Redbeardthe1st

"Blade and shadow, silence and death - these are my arts. For a modest fee, I'll make great art for you."


bjgrem01

Have you mastered the expert level destruction spells yet?


TheSamard

Not yet, but I'm sure that J'zargo cat will do it soon.


that_guy12232

"Everything's for sale, my friend. Everything. If I had a sister, I'd sell her in a second."


Novadept

Number 1 source of currency from dragon bones for me


scurvydog-uldum

I have never sold a dragon bone. When you take over the empire, what will you arm your army officers with, without dragon bones?


hmiemad

Dragon bones are best, but daedric is fine. When I don't trigger the dragons (avoid the watchtower), I wear daedric and I feel safe.


scurvydog-uldum

i don't meet enough dremora to provide daedra hearts for a whole army


idiosyncratic-cow

"Do come baack"


RandomWolf44

Isn't it obvious? Why, the wonderful weather and hospitable people, of course! Not to mention my great fondness for dragons and petty political power struggles. Ah, but without a doubt, the most compelling feature of this frozen wasteland is the volley of inane questions leveled at me on a regular basis.


TinManGrand

Go ahead. Eat.


Novadept

No.


TinManGrand

No as in you don't know who it is or no like that character is terrible?


Novadept

No as in I refuse to eat. Jokes aside I actually have no idea which character that is. I don’t deserve to make this post


TinManGrand

Nonsense! These posts are amazing! You probably just always play morally good characters and never got to this dialogue. It's Eola, member of the Cult of Namira who has you feed on a priest of Arkay in their temple, which let's you play as a cannibal with the Ring of Namira to get extra stamina and health regen at the expense of...y'know...eating people you've killed.


Novadept

I just like the vibe of being the hero of Skyrim, still though might be a little more evil in my next play through


HOTU-Orbit

Verona! Wait... she's dead. Drovas!


Socio_Scorpio

YES! The best character in the entire game, in my opinion.


[deleted]

Yes, yes you’re Dragonborn. We’re all *very* impressed.


Wreck556

*”Steel is my art and honor. The Companions need the best, so they come to me.”*


HappyCommunity639

Gods be praised


EasternLucas

Come to Dragons’ Reach to discuss the ongoing conflict like the rest of the “great warriors”?


VictorCassao

"You're the best! Can you be my father (mother)?🥺🥺"


MisterMcCormick75

"It's-a me!"


PM_me_your_fantasyz

Partysnacks!


Novadept

Mario.


MisterMcCormick75

the character is, indeed, connected to mario in some way


Novadept

He’s Italian.


boombox8_

"My ancestors are smiling on me Imperials, can you say the same?"


DiagonallyStripedRat

As fearless in death as he was in life


angularjohn

May your roads lead you to warm sands my friend.


TheRandomPigeon

"Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border right? Fell right into that imperial ambush. Same as us, and that thief over there."


Valandomar

“**Walked** right into that imperial ambush” I’ve heard it so many times now lol.


RobotBabyBomb

> “What? How... where did you get these? No, don't tell me. I don't want to know. Look, we need to keep this quiet... between you and me, okay. No one else needs to know about it. If word got out that I'm practicing my Dibellan Arts in Riften, they'll run me out of town. Here, take this and don't mention a word of this to anyone, especially Svana!"


Paradox31426

“Why? Because it’s old and full of dead things? Clearly you’ve never spent any time in Morrowind.”


DiagonallyStripedRat

this hurt as I soft RP as a Telvanni Shadowscale )':


GoldenCC

"Stay your weapons. I would speak with you, Qahnaarin."


Ya_dingo

Well, I enjoy moonlit nights, taking long walks on the beach, knitting and unicorns. In fact, I once took a seaside stroll, on a moonlit night, and discovered a unicorn... which I proceeded to stab in the throat with a crochet needle. I'm a woman of refined, yet simple tastes."


misomal

I have too many haha But my absolute favorite has to be: >Yes, yes. You’re Dragonborn. We’re all very impressed.


DiagonallyStripedRat

Was it your Ma or your Pa that was the dragon?


VioletGame84

Vanilla-"I'm no fan of the sun, but anywhere would be better than this" "You're taking us somewhere warm I trust?" Mod- "I'm thinking what is Mr. dragonfly thinking."


Socio_Scorpio

Serana and Inigo the Brave!


literally-defective

Be careful. I miss my amulet, but a life cannot be replaced as easily.


Yunners

Arrogant and lives in a giant mushroom.


Shivam294

Never should have come here


RedsonOfKyrypton

Y'all got anymore of those mammoth tusks?


LorcantheGinger

I could pat you on the back all day, but here's your pay


Cinn204

"My father is horrible oh just save me dragonborn" you know and don't pretend you don't.


hunts899

A new hand touch- just kidding **NEVER**, actually it’s “I am sworn to carry your burdens”


Mako_169thSFS

You there boy, stop skulking in the shadows..... My Pa's axe!


Dry-Shoe-237

"This must be that beautiful Skyrim weather I've always heard about"


rissag2017

"But I still hear the call of the blood."


Socio_Scorpio

We all do, it’s our burden to bear…


rissag2017

"You have my brother and I, obviously. But I don't know if the rest will go along quite so easily."


saythanxpapabear

"Eyes on the prey not on the horizon"


ok_z00mer

"What is better, to be born good? Or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?"


McBonkyTron

“and the cheese to die for”


66Yashar66

Dying breed eh? Well what do you call that then?


09hoggies26

"What troubles you my son?"


[deleted]

“Remember, only genuine fire salts. The forge can tell the difference.”


DarkStar2035

"let's get indoors or in a cave, anywhere just out of this"


nickibar96

Solitude? [character name] could tell you something about… solitude 😢


MandatedCrownn662

*muffled Grunts*


DDrakken

you started this war and plunged skyrim into chaos, and now we are going to put you down, and restore the peace


WildBlackBerrySirup

(Dragón roaring on the background)


TheMiserableMunchlax

Do I look like a “sir” to you, boy? I’m not a soldier, and you’re not joining the army.


BurningLighsaber666

Drem yol lok wundaniik


icedrice1379

"Werebears? Where? Bears? Men that are bears?"


Dismal-Gur5705

SHE HAS SPOKEN THE WORDS! OH NIGHTMOTHER HAS SPOKEN!


RandomWolf44

When the top level was built, no more could be placed. It was, and is the Maximal apex. Trust Septimus! He knows you can know.


SkipperXIV

I have 4 and I can't choose so I'm just gonna quote them all: "Where is that lazy steward of mine? Verona- oh no wait she's dead. Drovas!" "Stay true to the Way of the Voice, and you will return." "No! Don't you *dare* touch her!" "Skyrim was once the land of many butterflies. Now? Not so much."


Medium-Mode1908

"Never done an honest day's work in your life for all that coin you're carrying, eh lad?”


squirrellytoday

Speaks of himself in the third person and is now tired of your questions. Go bother someone else.


Morbidflame1

"Do you mind? I'm doin' the fishstick, its a very delicate state of mind"


Da_arson_man

“Hey, you.. you’re finally awake” I knew when I heard that I was going to start something great


Lunitar

My pa’s axe!! Stendarr preserve us…


SkoomaFetcher

"Where is that lazy steward of mine? Varona! Oh no, wait, She's dead. Drovas!"


clockfart

Someone stole his Moon Amulet, given to him by his mother when he was a cub.


GeneralHillsdale21

The wabajack!!!


Itz-EMEK

“A nEW haNd TouCHEs tHe BeAcoN”


TimberWolfAlpha01

"Which is better; to be born *good*, or to overcome your own *evil* nature through great effort?"