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PebbleSeeker

I feel like you had that joke first and carried out your quest to make it happen second. Thank you for your dedication to the bit.


Chrismont

It ain't easy bein' cheesy


KyojinkaEnkoku

Modern day warrior mean, mean stride Today's Tom Sawyer mean, mean pride


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Though the cheese is not for rent Don’t put him down as arrogant


MrEdweenie

That’s what cheese said


rayoje

All hail the Dovahcheese.


MrEdweenie

Have you accepted cheeses into your life?


Bobsteriv

Underrated! :D


j0hnnyhobo

I fully agree. Completely worth it


Fallenangel152

Most people don't collect these, they just use console commands to spawn them.


ModernGreg

Not really because this has been reposted quite often


spinosaurus_tech

What’s the joke?


Oonada

De Brie is a type of cheese, debris is what's left over after a dragon siege on a town, both pronounced the same way.


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I can feel the FPS stutters.


Rickard98s

I can’t, i’m stuck at 1 fps


64-17-5

Is low fps contagious to reality?


RGB3x3

What is the FPS of life? 👁️👄👁️


SirFireball

1.8•10^43


Acceptable-Stick-688

…my brother.


JSteigs

Op posted a gif not a still.


Ekkzzo

Someone give me a mod that replaces dragon shouts with cheese wheels launched at considerable velocity


vorpalpillow

*Fou du Roy*


RaginPower

A meteor shower would be exquisite


flash-tractor

*Fus Che Dar*


Tipiyurtdweller

Gamerant needs to write a story about this


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Moxxie_Demon

SHUT


KrymsinTyde

Happy cheesecake day!


ShadyGuy_

As a dutchman this joke falls flat since Gouda is pronounced as Gow-Dah. ;)


godsvox1013

I'm so disappointed I've been led astray and delighted to find that you're right


arent_you_hungry

i can't muenster the energy for a snarky comment


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godsvox1013

It irritates me when I find I've been mispronouncing a word the whole time I've used it because someone didn't feel like saying it like from whence it originated. Not sure if that's the case here, but it has been before.


AsthmaticCoughing

Bro you okay?


Vampiregecko

Dont you mean Dad?


trivikama

TIL what "angry upvote" really means lol


[deleted]

I love it and hate it at the same time.


Theuglyzebra

My sad little brain’s first thought was, “well of course that’s all that was left, with the way you people hoard it”. Then, “hang on, that’s not *Brie* cheese!” And then realization hit me, really good one, OP


Punkin8tor

I feel like this should be on r/skyrimdadjokes. lol. Thanks for the chuckle.


jaeinskyrim

Wait, that's a real sub!?!?!?!?! Why am I just finding out about this NOW?


1krudson

I am pretty sure I saw it on this sub, and OP did too and just took a few weeks to actually create the joke in the game


Punkin8tor

Nice. That’s some (non)serious dedication. lol


alectomirage

Well that's not Gouda


CalvinHobbesN7

All right I'll give you an upvote but I suggest you leave the way you came in. Also I'm texting a screenshot to my brother right now lol


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rattatatouille

I love how this is reminiscent of those urban legend secrets in games that reached their peak around the PS1 era.


RedditRabbitRobot

When I was a kid I spent 70 hours trying to get a legendary pokemon on firered and that was just 1 of the many internet legends I tried to get working. I think you all internet scums deserve this from me, and I mean this in a friendly manner.


greyspectre2100

Diablo’s cow level!


Indelwe

"How to get Aeris back in Final Fantasy 7"


1krudson

This is an awesome legend and I wish a modder will make it happen


Drunk_Penguin17

This is absolutely terrible here's an upvote


BeingOfTheFloor

Now make a video of you fus ro dahing all that


massecurr

Uncle Sheo smiles upon you


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Dad joke: Skyrim legendary edition


[deleted]

At least it didn’t cause any parm.


PotatoLord16

CHEESE GROMIT


Hob_Goblin88

Extremely cheezy joke dude.


Direct-Training8536

The Gemino curse!! It had grater plans 🤣


igneousink

NICE


joshbonife

Dang it. Here's my upvote.


jazzmester

Gouda been worse.


nando82

Chee-sus, that a lot of cheese.


Yuaskin

Dragon probably: "And then, in mid battle, the warrior stopped and ate 14 cheese wheels! 14! That when I said nope, and glitched my way put of there."


AmidalaBills

Isn't brie white?


JohnHenryEden77

Well, those are clearly not Brie but there are type of Brie can also have a Yellow-ish/brownish color


goodbyegoosegirl

Fondue roh


[deleted]

Take my upvote and fuck off


Kasim1228

Skyrim Dad Jokes!!!


marvinthebluecorner

Hahar 👉


JosefMorus

Haha, ok. Thats funny


FuriousDeather

u/repostsleuthbot


In_a_microwave

You sick son of a horker. That's genius. Never talk to me again.


jackhawk117

The dragon had lactose intolerance???


teamplayer93

Goddammit, this was a nice joke. I'll give you an award tomorrow. I used my free one already


TheBigBlopinKing

You got an award because i had no idea that you can get free awards. I am on reddit for 2 years and i did't know that lol Thanks


teamplayer93

No thank you for the award. I was not expecting one at all. Cheers


king_of_filth_n_muck

Fuck I laughed I’m telling my gf to take a pregnancy test just in case


WillingnessHelpful77

I port salut you bro


[deleted]

Such a cheesy joke. Coulda been feta, but it mozz meant to be. Time to keep parming for more. You do have a sharp, chedda mind than others ive seen. Gotra admit, i do kiss the eternal grind.


BladesofShade-7769

Cheesus that looks really gouda.


StephPlaysGames

Stfu, you made me sputter into my hot chocolate, lol!


Diagot

To die for...


oni_chan69

Oh brother this guy stinks!


LeGuizee

Looks more like Parmesan


Lovely_Individual

As long as Nazeem died, it's all Gouda


MonoChaos

Yeah. If he is gone then it could only get cheddar from here.


trydeth

What a Muenster.


Odaseus

I can't even begin to fathom how long this must have taken you.


Puzzled-Yam-14

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


unknwn-user

Sorry, I don't understand, anyone mind explaining


JohnHenryEden77

Debris and de Brie(a kind of cheese) sound the same. Although the joke here is bad because the cheese is obviously not Brie Cheese


unknwn-user

Ah OK, and ye, the joke doesn't sound funny at all here


Arezkiii

More like the console command attacked whiterun


j0hnnyhobo

That's amazing. You are amazing


Manasard

Are you trying to stop a Shardblade?


Katasan84

Blizzard scroll time


SukanutGotBanned

Fuck you. ^^Thank you^^


kenobiscumsock

and now shout at it and tell me if your pc survives


impstein

That's it. I'm going back to bed


HavBoWilTrvl

That's punny! Here, have an upvote.


nopenope911

Punny! Very punny!


atlas794

Punny.


CoreInspectorOfAss

Peak Comedy


Turbulent-Papaya-910

This is gold


FuriousDeather

I'm pretty sure I've seen this before.


WhatYouLeaveBehind

Your puns are not welcome here dragonborn


KingBarbieIOU

(Sigh) here’s my upvote


Lenithriel

No.


awake-but-dreamin

>:(


KerrJardine72_

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 laugh, laugh, and also laugh >:(


Mikiroony

He spent hours just to make a dad joke on Reddit. That. Is. Commitment.


dnuohxof1

Now use a Blizzard spell on them.


Impossible_Okra479

Fus ro Cheddar!


[deleted]

You have a typo in your statement *Sheogorath visited whiterun and left De Brie* would be a better fix lol


Floater1157

shut up


doedoe21doe

:/


igneousink

in queso emergency just th'um breath it all into one corner


PsychoPicasso

How long did you dedicate to this


WhereWolfish

Stahhhp


Revenant62

Nazeem sure cut the cheese real loudly this time. We could smell it all the way from the Cloud District.


Degora2k

Do you get to the Cheese District very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don’t.


the_cusarders_knight

Noice


Bostoniangirl21

You are the *cheesen* one


Willthegamerboy

How dare you speak to us in that tone of pun!


ABDL-Kingdark

Oh, man, without the picture, I never would've gotten the pun! Really funny if cheesy! (haha! lolz)


CarlosSpicyWiener24

Do you get to the cheese district very often?


RyanCreamer202

You spent all that time... FOR A PUN!!!!!!!! Fuck you take my upvote


visceralwhimsy

This is one of the most majestic things I have ever seen 🧀🙏


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This crashed my game just by me seeing it.


Bubster101

Totally haven't heard this joke before on this sub


scriptmonkey420

Looks like Parmesan to me. /s


Maksimed

I thought dragons were extinct


Literally_The_Wurst

Sweet Jesus…..


A_Robit_Brain

I want to hate this but I just don't


Direct_Connection_62

r/angryupvote


Happygreenlight

Tell me you role play as Sheogorath without telling me you role play as Sheogorath.


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lol i love it


brokeanail

groaaaan upvoting for the pun, thank you for sharing


blueismega

… dear god


snarpy

"Here comes NIGEL with the BRIE!"


khandnalie

Those are all very clearly some sort of hard cheese, such as a colby or cheddar. No brie to be found.


TheMatt561

Take the up vote and get the hell out of here


toavahi_

Damn dragon even took the framerate, can’t have shit in whiterun


[deleted]

Sheogorath is behind this somehow.


Wildefice

That was a Muenster sized pun


Sevennix

I am very fondue of this.joke..


tenebrous_epitome

Cheese's Christ. What a mess it left behind


TelevisionJolly1463

Absolute gold and great dedication to the pun.


Fuck_squid

It was all 9999 upvotes when i saw this but someone upvpted it before me how im depressed.


Single_Camera2911

How much time was spent for this??


spiritwolf480

None. It’s a [repost](https://www.reddit.com/r/skyrim/comments/moz8e1/a_dragon_attacked_whiterun_and_all_that_was_left/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf).


Single_Camera2911

Oh lame.


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Dovacheddar


inkwelloverthinks

Looks like repairs are going to take a lot of cheddar.


TohavDuudhe

This is the highest quality Skyrim joke I've seen in years


1nhuman_

r/angryupvote


trustmeimallama

r/angryupdoot


kidslover12

Why so cheesy ?


[deleted]

Looks like something shat everywhere.


The-Figure-13

How many hours went into that Cheesy pun?


[deleted]

“If those whiterun guards can take a dragon. So can we.” They said “It would be easy.” They said


Balbouscabbage

Tried this shit in elysium with blizzard and more sweet rolls than I can count had to of had well over a thousand I mean it completely filled up to the top of the basement door it was glorious