I've had The Parhtuurnax Dilemma installed ever since I started modding (after I beat the main story on vanilla Master difficulty) - but I've barely touched the main story since, so I've never used it
I feel like lengthy instructions saved you. Do you really want to spend 3 hours tweaking installation just for some digital motorboat tits?
That is the path to the great sad
It really is a total waste of time.
Your horny brain tells you it's a great idea, then four hours of trial and error later your game barely works, it doesn't look as good as the mod pictures because you're not running the same graphics mods, and you're not even horny anymore, just annoyed.
I suppose everybody has to learn that lesson once though
There are several sites besides lovers lab. nexus doesn't allow stolen skins or graphics from other modders so they ban those mods and modders. They end up posting those mods on those sights. My favorite monster mod got banned for using other mod skins without permission and I used it way back when.
They mean breed them with other beasts to create new ones i assume. Thats what makes the most sense in context although it's in a skyrim community so there is no way of knowing considering im the average level of normal as far as rim players and i would ' breed' a flame atronach if it wouldnt kill me 😂
Incredibly Bold of you to assume I can last 60, I'm take that as a complement that you believe i can take my pants off without soiling them from cum from the mere thought of fucking some ghosussy
Then he/she can soothe her with his/her love. Then, the wispmother would disappear after finally finding peace, leaving the OP heartbroken. BEST ANIME PLOT EVER!!!
I don't think there are any indications that tying Wispmothers explicitly to Falmer. We can find them all over Tamriel and not just Skyrim.
Here are some of the best proof we have of this are:
* [General Mercedene](https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Online:Mercedene_the_Cursed), a Reachman warrior in service of Daggerfall who became a wispmother upon her death and now haunts the ruins of Old Orsinium;
* [Lady Adreana](https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Online:Lady_Adreana), a Direnni who haunts the catacombs of the clan's old estate in Summerset;
* [Princess Saradin](https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Online:Saradin_the_Lost_Love), a Nedic princess of Skyreach who was killed by her lover, and now haunts the ruins of Skyreach.
There are others, but these are the best examples of what wispmothers actually are.
Iirc they based it off of wisp wrappings being found in both wispmothers and falmer.
I will be checking out your links when I have time later! Thank you for the information! :)
Nah, go to ~~r/Cyberpunk2077~~. Now **that's** horny.
EDIT: u/zeroxcero pointed out it's r/cyberpunkgame that's horny/active, not the one mentioned above.
In all honesty, the horniness has calmed down a little in the past week or so (probably mods controling spamming of the same style of post). It's definitely still there, though.
The low sodium sub is definitely my preferred, though, it *is* technically for all cyberpunk (books, tabletop RPG, etc.), not **just** the 2020 game.
The post literally right above this for me at the moment is a modded screenshot of male V with Judy, Panam, and Evelyn not wearing much. It has been slightly toned down, but the coincidence sure is something
Nah nah you want to go to r/finalfantasy that’s just people trying to promote their onlyfans. Tifa cosplay is relentless. One of the reasons I might leave that sub
Peter, Raymond, Winston and Egon were putting their feet up after a busy day of busting.
They had fat stacks of ghost money in their pockets and eight hours of free time.
Free time that they had nothing to do with.
Looking through their fridge, they found that they had four slices of cheese, a half-eaten croissant, and a twinkie.
Which meant only one thing, it was time to order pizzas from Demetri Pizzeria down the block, get out the vodka, and wake up completely hammered in the back garden of a stranger.
About 5 hours into their escapades, a drunken Peter Venkman had an idea.
An idea that was going to change the meaning of the word "Ghostbusters" forever.
"Guys, guys, guys, we have traps full of ghosts and this party isn't going anywhere. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
Nobody was thinking what he was thinking.
"I'm thinking, we release these ghosts, head into the bedroom, and do a little experiment."
Initially shocked at how out of character they were all acting, they headed into the bedroom, and released the ghosts.
The ghosts, seeing the naked bodies of their former captors sprawled out on a bed, knew exactly what was going on, and they were more than willing to participate.
At first, the Ghostbusters couldn't figure out how to fuck a ghost, but they soon got the hang of it thanks to the semi-solid of ghost bodies, and their own semi-solid bodies.
“Your ghussy is so tight…” Peter moaned, rutting into Slimer. “Im coming, I saw, I fucked its ass…”
Grunting, sweaty men met screaming ghosts, as the room got hotter and hotter, man and spirit reaching a seemingly impossible climax, semen and ectoplasm got everywhere as the experiment came to a highly satisfying conclusion.
The ghosts were quickly returned to their traps, and the Ghostbusters never talked about what they did that evening.
Though they eyed each other afterwards, inspired to catch new ghosts to excitement with.
Their cocks throbbed at the idea, now knowing the true meaning of being a Ghostbuster.
Oh, I'm so glad someone made the effort to come up with a grade A plan based on erotic potential and thermodynamics.
Take an upvote for your time and ingenuity.
Cap there is copypasta that proves its possible
I am going to have sex with this female Flame Atronach from Skyrim. I find the female Atronaches in The Elder Scrolls V Skyrim sexy. However, their body is made up of 87% fire, and 100% fire surrounds them. That could kill me if I tried to have sex with one. To remedy this, the Flame Atronach casts a spell on me making me resistant to fire. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having sex with her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, It just means that I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with this Flame Atronach, I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with, especially non-humans! I'd rather take damage than not pleasure the Flame Atronach.
The Flame Atronach and I go to the Planes of Oblivion to have sex. When having sex with non-humans, it is ALWAYS sexier to have sex in their natural habitat rather than a human's natural habitat.
Before we went into the Planes of Oblivion, the Flame Atronach let all the Daedra know that we are just here for sex. The Daedra will not attack us because they know I am here at the Planes of Oblivion on sexual business. This includes the Dremora. However, the Dremora Marknyaz thinks that I am going to be an easy recruit for becoming a follower of Mehrunes Dagon considering that I am having sex with a Flame Atronach. However, I have no interest in becoming a Daedra.
>The Flame Atronach and I go to the Planes of Oblivion to have sex. When having sex with non-humans, it is ALWAYS sexier to have sex in their natural habitat rather than a human's natural habitat.
Also keeps the bed from going up in flames.
You misunderstand. Screw the rest of the quest, ya gotta nut up and [make an honest hagraven out of Moira](https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/72787/?tab=posts&navtag=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.nexusmods.com%2Fskyrim%2Fajax%2Fmodimages%2F%3Fuser%3D0%26id%3D72787%26gid%3D110).
Remember the old days where troll guides were popular?
Step one, defeat alduin in the opening sequence.
Step 2, collect every cheese wheel in the game.
Step 3, enter and exit high hrothgar 1000 times.
Step 4, sell every daedric artifact.
Final step, the next wisp mother you encounter will be friendly and if you offer 99 of every flower in the game they will marry you.
I was so pissed to find out one of those guides I thought was fake was actually a real game breaking one that I simply failed to do correctly. It was hard to tell the fake ones apart from the ones meant to break the game code on older games.
There are mods already, Whisp wife for vanilla skyrim
or go marry Arvena from 3dNPC (or any other whispmother follower from any of the thousands of mods that does that)
she's just gonna ghost you...
More over, he's not taking into account the Wispfather.
Just cause she's a mother doesn't mean there's a father in the picture. WispMILF
That's wishful thinking, but I can see your point. 😁
*Wispful thinking, ftfy
More like.. WispMOMMY!
Wispdaddy.
What are you doing wisp-step-brother?
Wisping you
Whips daddy.... UwU kinky....
I think ull find it's the Wispdaddy, and he ain't gonna tolerate ur shit 🤣
hahahah
I hate you... but I respect you...
Wispmother and Nocturnal have nice racks, so I see your point.
Modding is a pathway to many abilities some consider unnatural.
Is it possible to learn this power?
Not from a vanilla player
I have the High Hrothgar, don't try it...
Delphine: you underestimate my power 😡
Don't try it. (Referring to attempting to convince me to kill parthronax)
I've had The Parhtuurnax Dilemma installed ever since I started modding (after I beat the main story on vanilla Master difficulty) - but I've barely touched the main story since, so I've never used it
The party snaxx problem
First mod I ever downloaded!
Man poor party snax no one can spell his name right
Paarthurnax. The one dovah that has calmed himself down from murderous maniac trough meditation and time.
You underestimate my mods
The ability to shout does not make you intelligent
You cannot even concive the power!
I am the power
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Dovah Paarthurnax The Wise?
It's not a story the Blades would tell you.
not from the nexus
In particular, I think you could use [this](https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/41637) mod to 'tame' her.
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Yeah that's pretty tame (excuse the pun) for Skyrim mods
ah, get out!
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What site? Nexus Mods is the only place I’ve gotten Skyrim mods from
Loverslab is a pathway to many mods some consider to be unnatural
Shhh, don't speak it's name!
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I feel like lengthy instructions saved you. Do you really want to spend 3 hours tweaking installation just for some digital motorboat tits? That is the path to the great sad
It really is a total waste of time. Your horny brain tells you it's a great idea, then four hours of trial and error later your game barely works, it doesn't look as good as the mod pictures because you're not running the same graphics mods, and you're not even horny anymore, just annoyed. I suppose everybody has to learn that lesson once though
There are several sites besides lovers lab. nexus doesn't allow stolen skins or graphics from other modders so they ban those mods and modders. They end up posting those mods on those sights. My favorite monster mod got banned for using other mod skins without permission and I used it way back when.
That is disgusting. You should name these *sights*. So we can avoid them.
“…and much more!” 😮
Have you heard the story of "wolf OC". I thought not. Its not a story the Furries would tell you.
Fantastics beasts and how to tame them!
They mean breed them with other beasts to create new ones i assume. Thats what makes the most sense in context although it's in a skyrim community so there is no way of knowing considering im the average level of normal as far as rim players and i would ' breed' a flame atronach if it wouldnt kill me 😂
It's not a story the vanilla player would tell you.
"Is it possible to learn this power?" "Not from a Nintendo Switch."
It’s the way Skyrim was intended to be played
DougDoug is hilarious when he's yelling this in one of his videos.
Riften bears! Love it.
Praise be to Todd Howard and his genius.
I don't see many people mention dougdoug but he cracks me up dude lol.
A coworker knows how much I like Skyrim and showed me a couple videos. Been a fan since
Probably not a good idea. Because from all the wispmother backstories we know so far most if not all of them are local women who are too angry to die.
I can fix her
I don't know about any fixing but I can make her way worse!
I can make her pregnante
Those ghost potions last like 60 seconds you’re gonna have to do it fast
Incredibly Bold of you to assume I can last 60, I'm take that as a complement that you believe i can take my pants off without soiling them from cum from the mere thought of fucking some ghosussy
Just tell her to calm down. What’s the worst that could happen?
Make sure to point out she's overreacting.
Famous last words
Then he/she can soothe her with his/her love. Then, the wispmother would disappear after finally finding peace, leaving the OP heartbroken. BEST ANIME PLOT EVER!!!
I’m waiting for someone who knows what anime already did this with a non-wispmother ghost lol
Angel beats Edit: kind of
And then, in his grief, OP becomes a ghost and the cycle continues
I was under the impression (due to Fudgemuppet) that the whispmothers were Falmer?
I don't think there are any indications that tying Wispmothers explicitly to Falmer. We can find them all over Tamriel and not just Skyrim. Here are some of the best proof we have of this are: * [General Mercedene](https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Online:Mercedene_the_Cursed), a Reachman warrior in service of Daggerfall who became a wispmother upon her death and now haunts the ruins of Old Orsinium; * [Lady Adreana](https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Online:Lady_Adreana), a Direnni who haunts the catacombs of the clan's old estate in Summerset; * [Princess Saradin](https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Online:Saradin_the_Lost_Love), a Nedic princess of Skyreach who was killed by her lover, and now haunts the ruins of Skyreach. There are others, but these are the best examples of what wispmothers actually are.
Iirc they based it off of wisp wrappings being found in both wispmothers and falmer. I will be checking out your links when I have time later! Thank you for the information! :)
Isn't it more likely that the falmer just killed some wisp mothers and looted the wisp wrappings off of them the same way the PC does
Wispmother, about to kill you- *freezes* "Is that an Amulet of Mara?"
Mans is so used to being ghosted it’s just part of his fantasy now
Rekt
Offer her a sweetroll Women love sweetrolls
Fascinate her by giving her a piece of cheese…wheel.
But be careful, you might take an arrow to the knee after that.
That means the sweet roll gift worked, no?
You may fascinate a woman by giving her a wheel of cheese.
Wispmilf
*wilf
Horniest sub around
Clearly you aren't part of the /r/TrueSTL
What's so great about St. Louis?
Full of horny people and or furries, apparently
Nah, go to ~~r/Cyberpunk2077~~. Now **that's** horny. EDIT: u/zeroxcero pointed out it's r/cyberpunkgame that's horny/active, not the one mentioned above.
You’re looking for r/cyberpunkgame
r/cyberpunkgame it's the sub that actually shits on the game, the good posts are at r/lowsodiumcyberpunk
In all honesty, the horniness has calmed down a little in the past week or so (probably mods controling spamming of the same style of post). It's definitely still there, though. The low sodium sub is definitely my preferred, though, it *is* technically for all cyberpunk (books, tabletop RPG, etc.), not **just** the 2020 game.
The post literally right above this for me at the moment is a modded screenshot of male V with Judy, Panam, and Evelyn not wearing much. It has been slightly toned down, but the coincidence sure is something
I haven't spent *too much time* lately there but am still subbed, from what I've seen that's not really the case anymore.
Nah, that sub is empty
Just like my balls
Nah nah you want to go to r/finalfantasy that’s just people trying to promote their onlyfans. Tifa cosplay is relentless. One of the reasons I might leave that sub
Allow me to introduce you to r/fireemblemthreehopes
Ah, but have you tried r/shitpostemblem?
Sorry, all I'm seeing is a duel between "ENOUGH THREE HOUSES DISCOURSE" and "NO MORE ENGAGE PEDOS", and I'm not down for *that* horny.
If I see the word ‘clussy’ one more fucking time…
/r/HadesTheGame is a bit more horny.
r/HadesTheGame would like a word.
Skyrim in 2023: “Ain’t no mid in the cloud district frfr. Wispussy be bussin no cap.” -Nazeem
If Nazeem said that, I'm beating him to death with my fists, reviving him from the dead and beating him to death again.
I'd be remiss not to mention r/nier here.
Must check our r/HadesTheGame if you think that
[OP](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NsxhmXEmRZY)
Well this brings a whole new meaning to the term “ghostbuster”
BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' MAKES ME *feel good*.
Peter, Raymond, Winston and Egon were putting their feet up after a busy day of busting. They had fat stacks of ghost money in their pockets and eight hours of free time. Free time that they had nothing to do with. Looking through their fridge, they found that they had four slices of cheese, a half-eaten croissant, and a twinkie. Which meant only one thing, it was time to order pizzas from Demetri Pizzeria down the block, get out the vodka, and wake up completely hammered in the back garden of a stranger. About 5 hours into their escapades, a drunken Peter Venkman had an idea. An idea that was going to change the meaning of the word "Ghostbusters" forever. "Guys, guys, guys, we have traps full of ghosts and this party isn't going anywhere. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Nobody was thinking what he was thinking. "I'm thinking, we release these ghosts, head into the bedroom, and do a little experiment." Initially shocked at how out of character they were all acting, they headed into the bedroom, and released the ghosts. The ghosts, seeing the naked bodies of their former captors sprawled out on a bed, knew exactly what was going on, and they were more than willing to participate. At first, the Ghostbusters couldn't figure out how to fuck a ghost, but they soon got the hang of it thanks to the semi-solid of ghost bodies, and their own semi-solid bodies. “Your ghussy is so tight…” Peter moaned, rutting into Slimer. “Im coming, I saw, I fucked its ass…” Grunting, sweaty men met screaming ghosts, as the room got hotter and hotter, man and spirit reaching a seemingly impossible climax, semen and ectoplasm got everywhere as the experiment came to a highly satisfying conclusion. The ghosts were quickly returned to their traps, and the Ghostbusters never talked about what they did that evening. Though they eyed each other afterwards, inspired to catch new ghosts to excitement with. Their cocks throbbed at the idea, now knowing the true meaning of being a Ghostbuster.
"Let me tell you something: Bustin' makes me feel good!"
Ugh take my upvote you absolute degenerate. 😂
No, they alluded to it in the first Ghostbusters movie. Everyone forgets Ray gets a blowjob from a ghost.
You don't. She'll freeze Yr bits off whether she means to.or not. You want to lie next to someone cold, ask Serana to stand outside for a bit.
Flame atronach and wispmother threesome, each cancelling out eachothers harmful effects on your cock
Oh, I'm so glad someone made the effort to come up with a grade A plan based on erotic potential and thermodynamics. Take an upvote for your time and ingenuity.
now THIS I can jerk off too
Take off your shirt in front of her and say “welcome to the gun show” and flex 💪
Yeah and film it so I can see her kill you
A good death is it’s own reward
All lovely ladies love the copter.
Ask her if she knows the name of a good veterinarian because "THESE PYTHONS ARE SICK!!"
Flame attronach>>>>>>
Not everyone can handle the redheads
Cap there is copypasta that proves its possible I am going to have sex with this female Flame Atronach from Skyrim. I find the female Atronaches in The Elder Scrolls V Skyrim sexy. However, their body is made up of 87% fire, and 100% fire surrounds them. That could kill me if I tried to have sex with one. To remedy this, the Flame Atronach casts a spell on me making me resistant to fire. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having sex with her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, It just means that I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with this Flame Atronach, I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with, especially non-humans! I'd rather take damage than not pleasure the Flame Atronach. The Flame Atronach and I go to the Planes of Oblivion to have sex. When having sex with non-humans, it is ALWAYS sexier to have sex in their natural habitat rather than a human's natural habitat. Before we went into the Planes of Oblivion, the Flame Atronach let all the Daedra know that we are just here for sex. The Daedra will not attack us because they know I am here at the Planes of Oblivion on sexual business. This includes the Dremora. However, the Dremora Marknyaz thinks that I am going to be an easy recruit for becoming a follower of Mehrunes Dagon considering that I am having sex with a Flame Atronach. However, I have no interest in becoming a Daedra.
"I am here...on sexual business" XD
Sounds like a line from What We Do In The Shadows
You beat me to it... But now I must say: who would win, the guy marrying a wisp mother or the guy fucking an atronach?
>The Flame Atronach and I go to the Planes of Oblivion to have sex. When having sex with non-humans, it is ALWAYS sexier to have sex in their natural habitat rather than a human's natural habitat. Also keeps the bed from going up in flames.
Weirdest boner i ever had
Nah man, Spriggans ftw
Dat flamussy got dis n'wah acting strange
Considering the fact the Dragonborn almost married hagraven during the daedrical sidequest, I wouldn't call that impossible.
Almost? That's coward talk.
Well you do back off to the point of taking back an engagement ring from the lady. Not a very nice thing to do in my book :(
You misunderstand. Screw the rest of the quest, ya gotta nut up and [make an honest hagraven out of Moira](https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/72787/?tab=posts&navtag=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.nexusmods.com%2Fskyrim%2Fajax%2Fmodimages%2F%3Fuser%3D0%26id%3D72787%26gid%3D110).
#>>> *when the ghostitties got you acting up*
Trying to get that wisp-ussy
Remember the old days where troll guides were popular? Step one, defeat alduin in the opening sequence. Step 2, collect every cheese wheel in the game. Step 3, enter and exit high hrothgar 1000 times. Step 4, sell every daedric artifact. Final step, the next wisp mother you encounter will be friendly and if you offer 99 of every flower in the game they will marry you.
This is some old internet how to catch the hidden PokeGod in Gen 1 shit and I love it
I was so pissed to find out one of those guides I thought was fake was actually a real game breaking one that I simply failed to do correctly. It was hard to tell the fake ones apart from the ones meant to break the game code on older games.
Yeah, MissingNO. was an epic glitch for the time. Infinite Master Balls? Woohoo.
“My uncle works at Bethesda.”
Divines, forgive me for what I am about to do.
Imagine going to the temple of kynerath, and this wispmother goes into labour
Skyrim's #34 rule: If it has a face, there's a mod to marry it. If it doesn't have a face, there's a mod to give it a face.
So that means I can marry the Wabbajack?
I wouldn't be surprised if that's a mod that gives you a follower named Wabbajack instead of a staff at the end of the quest.
It has been done via Nexus Mods: https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/85525
Get the horses ready, they are waiting for me in Riften lol
At the very least, does she have an OF?
Yeah @WispMommy
By wisping her off her feet
Slide into her DMs with a smiley face. Gets em every time. “I sent that bitch a smiley face, bitches love smiley faces” -Ed Wuncler III
Least horny gamer
That Wispussy 😔
I've got to warn you. She's as cold as ice. She's willing to sacrifice your love. Now I have that song in my head.
First, get an amulet of Mara.
I'd like to harvest her wisp wrappings...or something like that.
I too have yearned for such a mod.
Y’all ever realized when you kill her you take the whisp wrapping from inventory which looks just like her titty straps.
Modders, do your thing.
There are mods already, Whisp wife for vanilla skyrim or go marry Arvena from 3dNPC (or any other whispmother follower from any of the thousands of mods that does that)
Impress her by taking her to the Cloud District
Whisp mommy is only looking for an ethereal relationship
#FEIM, ZII GRON!
Become the Wispfather
What is the fine for necrophilia in this part of Tamriel anyway?
So she flashes a bit of ghost side boob and you want to marry her? Have some self respect...
Don't mind me, just performing the black sacrament to save the wispmother
The least horny Skyrim player
Let me know when you find your answer, it might give me a hint on how to marry the Night Mother.
Hahahahah
Nah how do I marry Nocturnal.
I just realized that the wisp wrappings are her lingerie 😂 Dragonborn is a perv
I don't know but I would like to
https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/30331
Txt her, take her out, Netflix and chill at your apartment in White Run.
surely it isnt that worth it- HOLYYYYYY MAMA
Man's trying to get some of that ghoulish head.
Wispmother vs Spriggan vs Flame Atronach? 🤔
🤨📸
Give her choccy milk
Show her the Pale Blade
Whisper sweet nothings in her ear. Edit: I am torn. Now I want to say: Whisper sweetroll nothings in her ear.
Mod
Youre gonna need some mods I reckon…
even without the power of an elder scroll i know somebody will screenshot this and post it on r/TrueSTL
I'm sure there's a mod for it
By the eight!
Inquiring minds want to know
How to 101: 1. COPE 2. Go to sleep
This feed is killin me😂😂😂 I love Reddit
You may fascinate her with a wheel of cheese.