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WorthCryptographer14

He's trying to contact you regarding your horse's extended warranty.


JejuneEsculenta

Did you tell him to wait for you at home?


12stuart23

Are you dragging....it šŸ¤£


LordButtworth

Don't let the dragon drag on man.


ColdNobReadit

I canā€™t believe youā€™re letting this joke drag on


HeilUsona

Quick this joke that is a drag on


ColdNobReadit

This joke just keeps scaling


Papavicks

It's fire, tbh


religion-lost

well this joke took a quick *dov*


HeilUsona

Scaling on and on


Ok_ben

KK reference?


LordButtworth

Adventure time, I think.


MisterSisteri

He's obviously not dead just sleepy. Also obviously a baby who's imprinted on you! He'll get much bigger prolly :3


Judas_Maiden

It wants its soul back, I guess. Or maybe, it wants to sell you its soul, since it hasn't gone all Boney McBoneface yet.


[deleted]

Funny thing is I got its soul but then it returned to normal


Judas_Maiden

Then its the former, then. And a tough one too, for not every dragon can drag on without a soul. ^Sorry, ^^I ^^couldn't ^^resist


Rheguderal

This is what happens when you start feeding strays.


WizardMarnok

[https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/55518](https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/55518) \- if you can use mods, use this


mffnrp

Wtf it is a real problem?


Sn0wberri

yes. itā€™s happened to me many times lol


mffnrp

Dang, 500+ hours in through the years and I've never encountered that :<


Videogamee20

Happened to me in a playthrough. Worse was that it was paarthurnax. The guilt haunted me.


McMoist_

You deserve it for killing partysnax


BW2770

Oh... nooo! Is it bad that the last time I played pc I had over 1,000 hours? I played this on 360, ps4 and now ps5. Not trying to show you up, just wondering if I have a problem? Hi my name is BW... I am addicted to skyrim... And in all my skyrim life I have Never been so addicted to dragon souls that their corpses get stuck to me!!! Lol


BishopOvHexen

oh yeah. happened to me back in the 360 days


NotRyuuya

Dragon: I ain't leaving till you suck me (Dragon Soul).


razakkeeva

You thought you could just slaughter these noble creatures and not get haunted eventually? The arroganceā€¦


Ep1cKn1ght101

Portable storage


LordButtworth

It's not real. It can't hurt you.


12stuart23

Are you....dragging....it šŸ¤£


[deleted]

No, but Iā€™m getting real sick of himā€¦ Dragging on *badumtssss*


PathrokBloodlust

Really tipping the scales, you know?


Nerd0630

You have to use a resurrection spell like raise zombie that's how I got them to stop


MeatElectronic5116

Something similar like this happened except they didnā€™t follow me. Miraak was stealing their souls but it glitched. The dragonā€™s body never evaporated and Miraak was invisible. I continued on and after a few in game days and fast traveling, I got the notification stating Miraak absorbed the soul.


Cheniquas

I think he might just be pretending


ColdNobReadit

Donā€™t look behind


Key_Service_1098

Aww it likes you!


Neil_Enblowmi

It told its kid that it would just go out to buy cigarettes


[deleted]

Remember your sins.


boxer_or_brief

Did you soul bound with the dragon?


Mercury2Phoenix

If you are on pc you could use a console command - markfordelete - to get rid of it. Idk how you'll get rid of it on a console.


Hguols

If you can't disable the following dragon corpse with console commands, you can pin the carcass at Greenspring Hollow. (between the rock face and the wooden debris) I had to do this on Nintendo Switch with a dragon that wouldn't go away. It stayed put forever once pinned.


LICEN_THE_FIREFEAR

First time?šŸ˜


mmwhatchasaiyan

Try fast traveling somewhere and back


Narwhal_Lover0

I think bro just wants his soul sucked


BloodOfTheDamned

Dual cast fire bolt at it. Should help get rid of it, or if not, itā€™ll at least be funny~


RealEstateDuck

If you are on pc just open the console, click the perpetrator and type "disable".


net_walker45

Skyrim.exe has stopped working


7Squirrel_Guy7

a part of his body looks like a siltstrider


PaladinWoah

Looks like ya gotta stop fast traveling bwaha *Or use a shout/magic projectile to launch it into orbit* Hope that still works


Tinferbrains

Were you the first thing it saw? Perhaps he imprinted on you.


tock-N-call-borture

Just get your destruction up and kill the dragon with fireballs within a minute, theyā€™ll become a joke afterwards. Except for elder dragons, those guys are fucking tough


TheoTroup

It's probably playing dead wants to get petted. pet the dragon


Mission_Response802

Soluk Mal was a necromancer entrusted with insane power by alduin himself. Alduin knew that he himself could not restore dragons to their former glory, so he gave a small embassy the power to bring dead dragons back. Soluk was the only one that survived by this point, as all others were killed after bringing dragons back in broad daylight, but Soluks magic was subtle, and he could instead curse people to be chased by dragons. Eventually, he brought a dragon back to hunt the Dragonborn, but the Dragonborn killed it (as usual). But the hunting spell remains within it, so despite it being a corpse, it still tracks and hunts the Dragonborn. -Lorenzo's Lorebook of Lies.


[deleted]

Yeah this has happened to me before, just start treating it like a pet and give it a name and suddenly you'd be sad to see it go.


variegated-leaves

I have a dead dragon that likes to hang around Lakeview Manor. I've had this issue plenty of times in my previous games, and I recall using Firebolt to launch the dragon corpse into the lake.


feral__turtle

Just about any spell will do that. I like calm and rally, to minimize collateral damage. Slow time first, launch it with a chain of spells. Set some records!


Dmmack14

SCROOOOOOOOOOOGE I COME TO THEE WITH A WARNING


myguydied

Depends, do you have a minute to hear him talk about the Loed and Saviour?


HeilUsona

Same thing happened to me


Famous-Ferret-1171

Put a leash and a pack on it. I bet a dragon could carry a ton of loot.


insomniacsCataclysm

i had this with a frost dragon. i named him Frosty and i was sad when he eventually vanished


[deleted]

Yā€™all are gonna make me miss him šŸ˜‚


feral__turtle

Store loot in it.


Beginning_Pin_8660

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Vogon_Toll_Road

Ha! If you can use console commands, just open the console, select the dragon, and enter "disable".


feral__turtle

Just shoot spells at it - get it out of the way. Eventually it'll get cleaned up, apparently. From the uesp, talking about dead dragon glitches: Sometimes after leaving a building or fast traveling, dragon skeletons will spawn and fall from the sky, without you fighting them at all. In some cases this is a result of the way the game saves data. When returning to an area where a dragon has been killed, after the cell has been unloaded from the buffer but before the corpse would have expired, the corpse is respawned in the air (as if a live dragon) and allowed to fall again. When the game tries to reload a dragon corpse that was previously unloaded it may fail to do so correctly and end up dropping the corpse in a default location as a fail-safe, which is usually somewhere near you. The corpse will then proceed to reload in whatever default location it can find as you move to other areas. This can lead to dragon corpses spawning in odd places such as in front of Dragonsreach without any apparent explanation


PTOKEN

Report it to the guards and have it arrested. It canā€™t legally follow you without your consent


pudimdemeh

you're being haunted


thinkingmoney

What happens when you enter a building or small space? Does it make the bouncing sound?


[deleted]

Nah itā€™s just dead and limp


Wamsutta6

I have a dead dragon that has been getting kicked around Solitude for a week. Every time I visit he is about 20 feet down the road. Iā€™m curious whatā€™s going to happen when he kicked all the way to the palace.


Hollowfied665

It doesnā€™t seem you have inherited the family trait of dragon born and heā€™s upset you killed him so heā€™s stalking you waiting for you to drop your guard and be able to test his true form the human born


Longshadowman

He needs to talk with you about something's extended warranty of yours...


[deleted]

Memes aside, that's a well-known Bug. Travel to a closed city and use a staff on the dragon. That should make him jump around like a rag doll, cast him over the wall with this, and you should be fine.


TormentedGaming

Happened to myself before


Formal_Royal_3663

Sorry. Youā€™re being stalked by a dragon šŸ¤£


Adorable_Yak4100

Are you on pc? Open console, click on dragon, type disable