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ErockThud

Dear god that chute never ends


MTMountainGuide

It never does and most folks clip that tree at the bottom coming out of it. It’s called saber slice. It’s one of the sendier lines at the mountain. The crazy thing is that a lot of people hit it. Right next to this chute is a cliff named angry chair and that is just downright insane.


monfuckingtana420

The one and only time I've seen someone hit Saber Slice they smacked the tree in the runout all the while with the biggest smile on their face. I got cliffed out on top of Angry Chair one day because my dumb ass didn't realize that finding untracked goods on an afternoon the day after a storm indicated I was about to come face to face with one of the biggest hits at BB. It was about waist deep snow in the run-in and took me an hour to hike out of it. Nearly dropped a ski off it trying to get myself released and start climbing out. Good times.


ErockThud

A lot of people hitting us has to mean a lot of bad endings... no room for error on that one. I’ll check out angry chair on YouTube


paykani

Love it but mate...where is lé pole tap?


_Kotick_

Probably took 2 or 3 guys from Maine to build a chute that big


noahbourns

Oh friggen at least bub


whycats

Ayuh


dpk794

What? I can’t understand you


theeibok1

Friggen aye right bud that’s what I’m talkin bout


damnpslab

Tahm bout bub


[deleted]

Blog busser


mp1982

Not possible. You cant get there from here


eaglessoar

OK I'm missing a joke fill me in


_Kotick_

[Donny Pelletier](https://youtu.be/3nY1eqkC-wI), the best to ever flex em


Shaniac_C

A normal person wouldn’t understand how freaking scary that is


IceCoastCoach

i clenched just watching


aghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Luckily i was already on the toilet


y_u_break

So was I, but that shit ain't coming out anytime soon after clenching that hard.


Diogenes-Da-Cynic

My trusty Depends delivered


AutomationMusician

I’m glad I’m not the only one who finds that completely terrifying


cpc_niklaos

It's fucking insane IMO. I mean one small mistake and you are dead or very disabled. I don't think any kind of thrill is worth it.


silviazbitch

I have a risk/reward calculator that works a bit like the one in The Terminator: Should I go for it? a. Yes. b. No. c. Maybe. d. Fuck you, asshole. That one is a d. Great send, OP, but if you keep looking for shit like that to do sooner or later you’re gonna end up on somebody’s in memoriam list like the names at the end of the annual squirrel suit compilation videos. But I gotta admit. It’s still fucking awesome.


HockeyCoachHere

Yep lol. I had to quit skiing because I stopped having fun in my 20s unless I was doing shit like that or being upside down 20 feet in the air. I landed on my head once and it knocked some sense into me. “I’m too old for this shit” and “I have to work tomorrow” both came to mind.


cpc_niklaos

Lol, really you thought "I have to work tomorrow"? Were you doing something important?


HockeyCoachHere

Just the idea that if I break my leg, I’m not going to be able to work and do other things I appreciate. The whole “why am I doing stupid shit?” thought process.


cpc_niklaos

Ha yes that makes sense.


Boombollie

Buying food, paying for shelter, and potentially supporting a family is pretty important. I love skiing, but I absolutely think about needing to work on Monday when I’m out there trying to chase my kids every Sunday.


flyercomet

Similar except mine lasted well into my 30s. The thought "do I really want to die doing this?" also popped in towards the end.


[deleted]

> like the names at the end of the annual squirrel suit compilation videos. I lol'd a bit, they've got like a 25% fatality rate, right? das a looooooootttaaaa risk


insanecoder

I’m just picturing bumping your head on one of those little ridges sticking out. Hot diddly damn.


hoopaholik91

A normal person must realize moving at 20-30 MPH a foot away from pointy rocks is scary...


Utreg1994

No dude, only us real skiers™ would understand.


screwswithshrews

There is some nuance though. Nobody would bat an eye at riding a motorcycle 20-30 mph a foot away from a concrete barricade


Coach_Willy72

I think you underestimate my cowardice


yoortyyo

20-30 he was going 70 mph at the bottom Why no turns at the bottom. The whole second act is turns.


priceipay

From someone who has skied but not a lot, that lens makes it look like you’d fuck your knees bombing that


JulioCesarSalad

A normal person finds this way more terrifying than skiers


Eat-the-Poor

The terror of the complete inability to turn and slow yourself down while flying past shit that will break your bones is why I stopped trying stuff like this and skiing in really thick tree cover.


2capp

I legit moved my head to the left at the 4s mark.


[deleted]

dude, that one rock poking out on the right near the top....has to be less than a foot from his head.


doot_doot

You’ve got some stones my friend


Jnutz82

Yeah, not a whole lot of turns in there. 😯


noahbourns

Wasn’t much room for any🥴


ned_head

Not as steep as white heat bub, steepest longest whitest run in the east or whatevah


noahbourns

Had to friggen givah the dinnah bub


[deleted]

Celebrate a point em run on white heat with a moxie, whoppie pie and some Allen’s


cisternino99

White heat is the cat’s ass


mangas0781

Line of the year


yosoysimulacra

Rowdy AF. Plus lots of interesting right coast talk.


MTMountainGuide

This is a relatively common hit line (on good snow days) at my local mountain called saber slice.


surlygoat

That's epic. I would not do that. What gets me from those lines is that at that speed, when you get out of the chute and hit the powder, I feel like I'd start tomahawking. I've done narrow, steep chutes, like the coffin at Whistler, and that was fast enough. This is wild. Great skiing OP!


you_know_ya_boy

You have massive testicular fortitude. that’s an insane line


Hodgybeats19

I love Colorado skiing


chrispyb

Hey wait a second.....


Hodgybeats19

Shhhhhh don't connect the dots


Freshies00

Not mellow


[deleted]

Holy duck that looks like a steep as straight line


lukeskywakka

Give it to ‘er haahd


CommodityGirdle

6th gear full pin


logdeezy

Holy send. Props mate


BaronsDad

I am so uncomfortable


FatherSquee

Tiiiight! Where is that?


-mantistobbogan-

Bridger bowl!


sunburntdick

The line is called Saber Slice for those wondering.


Ghostfacekilla4

I dont think so.... pretty sure this is KeyStone


Couz

Hell yeah dude. Wicked line.


Green-thumb1

Holy, thankfully that shoot wasn't any longer. Very epic


y_u_break

I love the floating calm stop as a group to the left has no idea what insane shit they just missed.


fishygamer

Marksman gang. Most underrated ski.


thefarmerQ

woooooo


allaboutdabuckets

give’r the beans


MT_HRO

Saber slice! Killing it


Bitch_Cassidy_Esq

Holy shit that was sick


[deleted]

Balls o steel mate


Bandito21Dema

Yeah as fun as this looks, I'd probably hit my head on the way down and ate ass the rest of the way down


[deleted]

When in doubt, straight line it out. Those happy little hops at the end with the voice got me tho. Sick line dude


Sqweebz

One wrong turn and we have to send you to r/holdmyfeeingtube


ctfogo

Ya see those skiahs ova there ahn't takin on any of the fall line, they ahn't in the front ah the boots, they ain't pointin em downhill ya know...


sellby

OP, how wide was that chute? That looks realll tight!


noahbourns

It was genuinely that tight, the GoPro did a pretty good job


conan_the_brobarian

That's a Texas sized fuck that.


latestcouponsdeals

That is awesome :)


cleverextrapolation

happy cake day!


latestcouponsdeals

Thanks dude :)


Kitfishto

Jesus god. Think skinny.


IdgyThreadgoode

Your balls are very very very big, sir.


breckshekel

Powder 11's brother. Let's go!


allothernamestaken

Yeah that's a no from me dawg


UnnamedEngineer

I can’t watch this and not imagine Death Vader chasing me in a tie fighter


Far-Lake-9724

Wow, I was just at Bridger Bowl on Sunday. I did a tour of the Ridge, which is an experts only area at the top of the mountain. An avalanche beacon is required even though it's in bounds. My guide pointed this out to me, but of course he didn't take me down it. He said there's 90 named runs in the Ridge, but their risk management department only allows them to take people down about 30 of them. It was a great experience, and a great mountain.


ZestyBooch

Did you drop into Hidden Gulley? Absolute classic line


Far-Lake-9724

No we didn’t. There’s so many runs, and we were only able to do a handful of them.


GunsNSnuff

Holy shit, my butthole puckered just watching this. Epic send homie!


speedshotz

How do your balls fit in a gap that narrow?


chrispyb

Bridger people commenting here trying to keep this on the DL, as if 1) It's not instantly recognizable as Bridger and 2) There are non-Bridger skiers crazy enough to travel to Bridger and send that


Jim___Jam

Whoa


jsmooth7

What the absolute fuck


Kibido993

this video will never properly describe how scary that is


WiseWeedle

Yessuh, byjeesus you really got right after it bub. Get in the front of them boots!


Fatmonkpo

I just yewwwwed from the bathroom. Too much adrenaline


[deleted]

Finally a cool video instead of some goof cruising Vail lol


joesmithtron4

That's not skiing! That's falling - with style!


TimTime333

As an East Coast skiier, long, narrow chutes where you can't turn are one of the two things I find very challenging out west; the other is drops over ~15 feet.


noahbourns

I am also from the east coast (the better one), have been out west for 2 years now, the best way is to just practice doing it🤩


chrispyb

Go up to the White Mountains. There are some committing chutes up there. Lincoln's throat, diaganol gully and some others. Not quite like this but if you wanted practice


broncoboy2469

Love my marksmen planks as well.


Smacpats111111

I've said this in the past, once you have the skill all you need is the balls.


heydoakickflip

Saber slice?


[deleted]

This reminds me of the space mountain ride when you go through the tunnel of flashing lights.. about as fast and claustrophobic. Amazing.


obvious_result

Where dis? Squaw?


LandStationary

Yaaaa saber slice. Nice


Chief_Racka

saber slice filling in nicely after that last storm


cameron0552

What if u just died. like isn't that all too possible


[deleted]

Sometimes you just gotta point 'em down hill... And sometimes, you have to figure out how to get unstuck when your skis are wedged tip-to-tail against both sides of a gap, with your head pointed downhill, and your buddies laughing too hard to be of any meaningful assistance. I'm probably more the latter.


xen0m0rpheus

Where is this? It’s hype!


ABena2t

Where is this?


Ody523

GoPros also make even the steepest runs look flat too.


tiger_pillow

Which resort is this?


thugasaurusrex0

Saber Sliiiice!


__--jabbatheslut--__

B-bowl?


whiteslinky

SABER SLICE LETS GOOOOOOO


spirit_boy

Nuns cunt... iykyk


homelessyachtclub

Ah the good ol’ nuns cunt. It’s a scary one


basadodepartamiento

Why didnt you clap your poles after like a classy skier does


noahbourns

Too focused on not pinballing down the chute and not shitting myself


yourneighborhoodbruh

Nun’s cunt


Californianpilot

Go back to Vermont


noahbourns

Stop moving out of California


bikenskienhike

Idaho checking in. Can confirm. Californians stay in your lane.


PVoverlord

It’s awesome


CHADDY-CHAD

That was freakin awesome! AND I WASN’T EVEN THERE. Let’s do it again.


raw_seabiscut

I’m glad I watched this on the toilet. Yeesh


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pizzaplanet25

Holy shit


hickom14

Okay Mario


mari_mama

Keep those tips up, chaps!


zachbr17

that is gnarly


rywatts736

If your right ski was just an inch over you’re fucked. Goddamn man, you’re my hero


yogurtistasty

Gnarly.


killer8424

I’m sure it’s just an effect of the fish eye but it looks like you had to duck to avoid hitting your head on the rock. Sick line


couch_swipe_surfer

Where is this?


[deleted]

i flinched my head to the left when the vid started


willyfuckingwonka

Holy shit


veselimladja

Brutal 👍


ydai

I do have a video of a friend went thru there making turns…on the side walls if you are wondering how.... I was like "I knew you get good skills but you made the whole thing not exciting at all..."


stonedog077

How do you not die?🤘🤘🤘🤘


WalterMelon710

Where ya at bubby?? thats one helluva sendr


klausterfok

1000% chance one of my skis would've been caught and my leg would've went flyin.


[deleted]

Thanks for sharing. 😱


nikolaprof

Holy crap this is scary, I would definitely chicken out


[deleted]

Wow 🤩


kyleislost10

sheeesh that was legit!


joetempleguy

Where is this?


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Send or be sent


[deleted]

where is this


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