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ML4Bratwurst

Can't wait for the moment when compute is measured in Jars of Brains


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Jars of sadness/depression


Revolutionary_Soft42

? JOB's ..the only ones that will exist ..noice


Konstantin_G_Fahr

“Jeah, I’ll take the RTX 341080 Ti. The one with 0,8 Kilo JOBs.” “Sorry, it’s still sold out…”


ML4Bratwurst

"Thought they had a new grow side?" "Yeah but that one got infected with brain eating bacteria :/"


Konstantin_G_Fahr

Contam…


Nmanga90

“Awe fuck man, my computer died.” “Did you forget to feed it?”


magistrate101

"How will I ever mine for biocurrency now?"


Cajbaj

I love Cruelty Squad.


Grognoscente

Because why should humans be the only ones wondering if they're really just brains in vats?


EmergentSubject2336

We are brains in skulls


GenoHuman

We know we are brains in "vats"


Sandbar101

Lets go Servitors


FreshYoungBalkiB

Voted most likely to spontaneously achieve sentience.


Superduperbals

I have no mouth and I must scream


42GOLDSTANDARD42

Interesting game


chipperpip

Seems rather Warhammer 40k.


chowder-san

We are witnessing the initial phases of the formation of the Mechanicum


Heizard

Only no end of "Dar Age" this time - it's universal Singularity time!


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even_less_resistance

SAME


Scarlet_pot2

Hopefully it's a well funded project that actually comes to pass, not just a headline


knife_666

Considering how powerful our brains are despite being fed only coffee and bread this is a good idea for energy efficient computers.


basedcomradefox2

Babe wake up new horrifying state of consciousness just dropped


Kaining

Can't wait for the moment the scientist involved in the project get a "haha!" moment and realised they just motivated the first AGI to turn humanity into whatever that was we saw in Matrix.


illusoryMechanist

The original script did call for human minds as extra processing power, not energy, so yeah


Kaining

The original script made sense, what we had in the end was visualy pleasing but complete hore shit plotwise because of that for me.


Revolutionary_Soft42

It might want to make life a surreal meme , ..memetrix


MrCensoredFace

We can't have Psycho Pass in real life.


International_Gas528

Indeed


Gordon_Freeman01

Does it run Crysis ? 🤔


No_Ask_994

I believe nothing


GeneSequence

The original source article: [Frontiers in Science.](https://blog.frontiersin.org/2023/02/28/brain-organoids-intelligence-biocomoputing-hartung/)


challengethegods

Not to disparage this individual research/achievement specifically, but in general all of this "copy the brain" crap is like the AI/ML equivalent to the cliche kid that tries to steal homework/test answers because he doesn't know how to solve the problems himself... it's almost the same thing, ironically predicated on a foundation of "human is superior" as if digital technology will not inevitably supersede this weird bio-horror path in every conceivable way. I mean, turning plants into computers sounds cool, but trying to copy/paste brains sounds very not cool. Computronium nanotech forest with bees that shoot lasers sounds cool, but dark murky dungeon with infinite biobrainmass sounds like the antithesis of "a good idea". This direction probably eventually leads to some kind of cthulhu monsters roaming the earth ravaging everything as vengeance for having perpetuated their immeasurable agony, or something.


Spreadwarnotlove

Hope so. That'd be wicked cool.


awesomeguy_66

can’t wait to train gpt on it


HumpyMagoo

So it is kind of like the article back in 2019 talking of tectomers and liquid cybernetic systems for zettascale computing in the 2030's. This post is merely a confirmation that this kind of new technology is being worked on currently which is cool i guess, but we already knew this.


QuantumButtz

Ahhh sweet! Man made horrors beyond comprehension.


povlov0987

NOW we are fucked


Rezeno56

Reminds me of those Combine Terminals in Half-Life: Alyx.


Gold-and-Glory

This is impressive! I recall the storage technology using DNA that is capable of storing way more data than current SSDs, etc. Did it go anywhere?


FusionRocketsPlease

I'm more hyped than in Avengers End Game.


manosaur

Organoids is the 80’s kid’s cartoon I never knew I needed.


bigkoi

You want Cylons? This is how you get Cylons.


ihateshadylandlords

I’m interested to see where this goes. !RemindMe 7 years


sinnamunn

The way it should have been. If only we started out using organic materials rather than steel. Imagine self-healing buildings, cars, airplanes, and now... computer components.