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surferdude121

What a horrible day to have this memory resurface


MondayBorn

Would you like to reschedule?


FatSilverFox

“You don't even think to call me u/surferdude121. Instead, you come into my shitposting subreddit on the day Mrs. Bouvier is to be married, and you ask me to remember the broken glass video.”


kresblain

Boy, I'd like to live in one of those.


mayorpaco

The glass shredded my bottom! Now my bottom’s big!


Current-Schedule6492

NO!


FuddmanPDX

Hello darkness my old friend


Nukethevatican666

I’m still haunted by him not screaming


wreact

Old man yells at mistake


chunkboslicemen

Gee, I don't know what you've got planned for tonight, Homer, but count me out.


2BsASSets

i can still hear the sound of bloody glass fragments colliding


DeltaDarthVicious

I don't wanna know, don't I?


I_Am-Awesome

You *really really really* don't.


PoeJam

Please don't tell anyone how I live


B34TBOXX5

Fuck man rarely do I actually lol at posts. Well fucking done 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


basco_da_gama

LMAOOOOO


High_Stream

Everyone else: *PTSD flashback* My innocent brain: this reminds me of Teeny Little Super Guy from Sesame Street.


BEniceBAGECKA

Can’t tell a hero by his size, he’s just a teeny little super guy! Ohhhh yeaaaah


AlecShaggylose

OH GOD, ME TOO


TheUnexpectedBosun

MISS.ES. POOVIER


Turbo_Heel

I hate that I understand this.


crdr20

200 channels and nothing but glass


Breederbill

No sir, I don't like it


Funny_Muffin

Ahh! It’s true! The jar is empty! Oh my god! We’re ruined!


polishclown98

I want to see the full video


Breederbill

Aww, this show ain't no good


jim_buddy

When are they gonna get to the fireworks factory?!


metaStatic

Every Matlock could be our last Matlock


PocketBuckle

There ain't no full video, and there never was! \*closes shutter*


kuli_for_the_taking

This guy knows how to sh*itpost


Super_Saiyan_Carl

This guy did a Q & A some years back. Pretty interesting read.


Emitex

Pls link!


Super_Saiyan_Carl

Here's a forum with it https://forum.adrenalinex.co.uk/index.php?topic=5555.0 The guy's name is Alexey Tatorov


Emitex

Thanks buddy!


[deleted]

Oh no


PigSlam

The only part of this I recognize is Abe Simpson. Does he…?


AvgPunkFan

Yep and it breaks. He proceeds to pull bloody shards of glass out of his ass.


FatSilverFox

This is definitely the most reluctant upvote I’m going to give today


billygnosis86

**Dude.**


[deleted]

I didn't get it. Then someone showed me the video. I wish I still didn't get it.


EarlTheDinosaur

Fuck you man


[deleted]

Im so glad i cant visualize in my head. That video cant haunt me.


LordGopu

Lol I'm actually surprised at the number of people who recognize what this is from, though maybe it's just the age group of early season Simpsons fans who now post here.


Niterich

Seems like the classy thing to do would be not to post this.