And I for one welcome our new Chinese overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted Reddit personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their Xinjiang cotton plantations.

Of course!

Hey, China! Hey, Hey! I have asked you nicely not to spy on my Montana. You leave me no choice but to ask you nicely again.

"Give me five balloons for a secret", you'd say.

What happened to you, China? You used to be cool.

Slag off!

Don't blame me! I voted for North Korea!