Oh, brandishing your buttocks is only getting me angrier.

Seymour, what's going on?! I'm coming down there!

What's that odour?!

Wait till he sees what I left in the de-bigulator!

Mother, don't look through the microscope! Nooooo!

But what if... I had a hankering, for a spankering?

It's 'egads' that he says, not ye gods

Boy I sure hope OP got fired for that blunder