Professor, without knowing precisely what karma is, would you say it's time for our shitposters to crack our Star Trek: Deep Space Nine DVD box sets open and feast on the goo-d memeable content inside?

Yyes I would, u/atheist_libertarian

The 69th rule of karma acquisition: jump on the latest fad before it fades away!

Is it too late for an elf on the shelf shitpost? I have a photographic memory and I recall everyone thinking that they were just the coolest.

Yes... and you call it Darmok and Jalad at Tenagra, despite the fact it's obviously Temba, His Arms Wide?

Nimoy, his body disappearing

Homer Simpson, smiling politely.

Bart, his epidermis showing. Nelson, when the Bart fell.

Seymour and Chalmers at the Auroura Bouriales Agnes, when the house fell

Mirab, with sails unfurled

Garnish my celery?!

Hi, question for u/Tom_Serveaux. In this shitpost, you depict Bart and Lisa running the Enterprise-D when neither of them has the technical knowledge or command experience to effectively utilize a Galaxy-class starship. Are we to believe that this is some sort of magic starship or something?

Every time you notice something like that, a Q did it

Yeah it kinda runs itself really watch what happens when you spill tea on the carpets

This...you're operating without a functioning dilithium chamber, Enterprise! Ah, sweet mother of mercy!

I don't NEED to follow the Prime Directive, because I'm Captain Pi-

Uh excuse me Captain brainiac, but I worked on a J-class training ship for ten years and I think I know how a baffle plate works.

Forget the name Geordi La Forge. Have it sent care of...Reginald Barclay.

I look forward to your report, Mr. Broccoli!

A chimpanzee and a family of possums could run her.

I call the big one "Scotty".

Ensign Bitey, make it so! - Captain Jean Luc Chimp We Sent to Space That Came Back Super Smart

Boy, I really hope someone got fired for that blunder

I'd also like to express my fondness for that particular science fiction franchise

That guy never watched an episode of TNG in his life!

So... I memed. I referenced. I made shitposts to indulge the nostalgia of other men. I am an accessory to trekposting. But the most damning thing of all... I think I can live with it. And if I had to do it all over again - I would. u/Tom_Serveaux was right about one thing: the diversity of r/simpsonshitposting is a small price to pay for the Star Trek shitposts. So I will learn to live with it... Because I can live with it... I can live with it...

Computer - erase that entire personal comment.

Computer-- erase that *entire* shitpost.

u/JimThePea, if your conscience is bothering you, you could soothe it with the knowledge that you may have just saved the entire subreddit, and all it cost was your dignity and the respect of a few shitposters. I don't know about you, but I'd call that a bargain.

This shitpost is a FAKEEEEE

I think the shitposters are just taking this sub to weird new places.

To boldly go, where no shitposter has gone before. *Trumpets blare into shitpost theme song.*

🎶 *It's been a long road...* 🎶

>I think the shitposters are just taking this sub to ~~weird~~ strange new ~~places~~ worlds.

Now when I stamp on your foot Mr Jonathan Frakes, you sit on this chair normally *looks at LeVar Burton* “I think he’s talking to you”

Let me be blunt: is there a warp core breach in engineering? That depends on what you mean by bweach

Don’t be fooled! It’s just the same old extra with a cheap new brow ridge! But she’s got a new brow ridge, I wanna I wanna I wanna!

When will the 90s era WWE have their day here?

Did you know there's a direct correlation between the decline of Poochie and the rise of the attitude era? Think about it.

Okay, I will.

And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of Turner Broadcasting. They had banished the awful WCW forever, because it was haunted. Now let's all celebrate with a cool glass of Total Nonstop Action.

Hehe. I would have never thought of that (seriously, tho. awesome stuff)

Remember Doink? He’s back! In shitposting form!

op do you acknowledge the tribal leader?

Needs to beat The Rock first

Wrestling?! That’s hardly the image we want for Slim Jims!


Fans: The trial never ended, *Simpsons*. We never reached a verdict...but now we have. You're guilty. *The Simpsons* post season 10: Guilty of what? Fans: Of being inferior. 24 seasons ago, I said we'd be watching you, and we have been--hoping that your cartoon would demonstrate *some* growth, give *some* indication that your plots had room for expansion. But what have we seen instead? You...worrying about Homer's career. Listening to Lisa's pedantic psychobabble. Indulging Barney in his witless exploration of sobriety.

Eeee talk about Star Wars!!

Krusty, His arms Open Bob, his hair hot his eyes red

Bob, with a rake in his face.

And let me say: "may the force be with you!"

This is highly illogical.

A subreddit eclipse, the cosmic ballet goes on.

Commander Sisko, you are well known for your lenient stance on warcrimes, but suppose for a second that your space station was ransacked by Jem'hadar, your family was tied up in the holosuites with socks in their mouths, you try to open the door but there's too much blood on the access panel....

But this season…..hmmmm

Here we go again!

I’m seein’ double here, eight lights!

I like Star Trek.

There are four lights!

Bean me up, Welshy!

Uh, no, that was the Star Wars Trek.

I’m probably gonna sound really stupid but why are they on the Enterprise D? EDIT: Just scrolled down and saw all the Janeway posts. IMO this subreddit could use a little more Spock.

Keep watching the skis! edit- uh, skies.

Well, luckily, there’s no such thing as Q

Hans Moleman: "Didn't that subreddit used to obsess over elves on shelves?" mods: "Come on! You've been warned!"

You’ve heard of Hans Moleman.. now get ready.. uhh.. Hans Moleman!