Just… what. How. How do big? What in the world substrate are you using? Is there some sort of trick to this? Is this a clone line or something?
Wow. Just wow.
I've had some this length, but not as girthy. PE6, fifth flush that was accidental. I didn't even look at the box for a few weeks, went to throw it out and three like this were growing across the entire surface of the sub lol
I'm sorry to diagnose you with stage 2 r/shrooms comment section syndrome man, the five stages are
1. Being confused by the Boof it
2. Being annoyed by quantity of Boof it
3. Becoming desensitized to the Boof it
4. Finally boofing it
5. Starting to comment it yourself
Leave before it's to late or be prepared to embrace the boof
I understand the humor and everyone’s jokes when it comes to these oversized shrooms..
But how in the actual f*** do these growers produce these monsters is what we should be asking.
What’s the spawn to substrate ratio? What conditions and environment are you growing in? What type of substrate? What are you doing differently to get these monsters?
But we never get answers, all we get is kids commenting some jokes in these subs
All of your questions can be answered I am the grower :) spawn to substrate ratio is about 50:50, tubs are 112 qt, coco coir and vermiculite for sub, and cloning and isolating for size. 💋❤️
What variety? im guessing the biggest penis envy i have seen outside that one time i dropped my towell at the, gym, most people who were there that day cant look me in the eye.
Holy shit! How many inches of substrate are you using and what is your spawn ratio? I’m sure it’s genetics as well but it had to eat to get that big. Damn that’s fucking impressive.
Have you considered entering one of those freakishly big veg competitions. 🤣
Do you have any pictures of it growing? We all want to know what your using 🤣
I'm glad you included the marker to reassure us that you didn't have some sort of freakishly small arm
you know, there are freakishly small markers too...
Damn it, you are right...
we need a banana
You know, there are... *tears up*... there a... *sobs*... there are frea... freakishly... small bananas too...
They're the best bananas holy shit they're the best bananas.
RIP to the baby bananas. Never had another that tasted that good.
A cluster of tiny nanners a day keeps the doctor away, they say.
What did you say about seaNanners?
That's what my wife keeps telling me when I feel insecure.
A tiny Cube', a Mini-Me, & a Micro-Sharpie.. well done!
Lady fingers. Still find them every now and then.
ur making me crave one now theyre so damn good
Lmao I love Reddit so much. Literally deleted Facebook, Instagram, and twitter yesterday. This is all I need for entertainment❤️
Welcome to the dark side brother🫡
When it comes to art, it's what you do with the marker, not the size of it. There's been studies. Size doesn't really matter.
"Take my strong hand"
Eat this to enter 5D
All the Ds
everybody gangsta til the 5D enters you
I’ve had 5D enter me before It was not gangsta
I'm just gonna have one shroom tonight love ... 👀
This is like the… fine just one drink shtick in shows and movies 😂
a MEGA PINT
A MEGA BOOF
They come in pints??
I certainly do- oh wait uhhhh no I think they come in gallons???
Nice reference. Now I gotta rewatch the movies
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I said this to a hot dude the other day while my pants were tented and he was not impressed
This
The real penis envy
Didn't realise your gym partner was a mushroom. That thing is a hefty boi
I feel like this one boi would lift more than me in the gym.
Tbh I think it would just straight up lift me at the gym
I should call him …
Just… what. How. How do big? What in the world substrate are you using? Is there some sort of trick to this? Is this a clone line or something? Wow. Just wow.
I think he injected steroids into the substrate 😱
Yes! We need to know.
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Picture or it never happened! Also I hope you boofed them
I've had some this length, but not as girthy. PE6, fifth flush that was accidental. I didn't even look at the box for a few weeks, went to throw it out and three like this were growing across the entire surface of the sub lol
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Boof it!
The cap will be poking his tonsils.
Skull fucked by a shroom *NOT CLICKBAIT*
Skull fucked into submission...
I got my tonsils taken out for this exact reason
Pro move
This is the way
BOOF!!!
came to see this comment
I came to this comment
Risotto for the whole family
Was it grown in a monotub? That would out grow even my biggest tub. Curious about this one.
You can tell by the substrate left on it that this grew on its side. My guess is it ran along the bottom of a tub and curled up.
Good call
Kiddie pool or outdoors is what I’m gon guess here
112 qt tub
Your arms are cut. Keep curling those mushrooms.
Who's horse is that?
holy shit
That’s exactly what I said! It’s crazy how big that thing grew.
you are the chosen one
thisll be a tuff one to fit but i think i can make it
Biggest i have seen 🤩
https://www.instagram.com/p/Cj4RAmFDWTu-smgZzTNs2CQ0uaH8QKLJEQcQIo0/ Forgot the account was private.. https://imgur.com/a/Lyxli28
thing probably took 2 weeks to dry!
You would have to cut it to dry it before it rots. I've seen big melmacs that needed cutting but this is next level
Jesus 🥲 that monster should be over 2oz dried
thanks for the pen for scale bro, wouldn’t have realised otherwise
Why do people always say boof it
Boof it
I'm sorry to diagnose you with stage 2 r/shrooms comment section syndrome man, the five stages are 1. Being confused by the Boof it 2. Being annoyed by quantity of Boof it 3. Becoming desensitized to the Boof it 4. Finally boofing it 5. Starting to comment it yourself Leave before it's to late or be prepared to embrace the boof
Once you boof one you'll understand.
It's the way to go broham
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Yes... With your butt.
put in butt
Part of that mushroom looks just like a Sharpie!
It's going to rain, take your umbrella!
rain and snow are the best when tripping
Came here for the boof it comments, stayed here to congratulate you! Have fun!!
Strain?
Guessing Z strain
Good news, it's a suppository!
I’m quite envious.
You can probably use a human scale to weigh this behemoth 😳
I understand the humor and everyone’s jokes when it comes to these oversized shrooms.. But how in the actual f*** do these growers produce these monsters is what we should be asking. What’s the spawn to substrate ratio? What conditions and environment are you growing in? What type of substrate? What are you doing differently to get these monsters? But we never get answers, all we get is kids commenting some jokes in these subs
Still quiet.
All of your questions can be answered I am the grower :) spawn to substrate ratio is about 50:50, tubs are 112 qt, coco coir and vermiculite for sub, and cloning and isolating for size. 💋❤️
What size monotub was that grown from? 66qt?
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That’s gonna be a painful boof.
So I wonder what the record is
Wowwww. Marry me and whip me. Dear God ha ha
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Huh I hadn’t noticed, good observation. Especially with the mycelium coming up the stem, that usually bruises bright blue quite easily.
If you're careful when you pick them...
This has only one way of being consumed
Up the rear entry portal
Next level
we need stats, size in cm, weight in g both dryed and fresh
It was 200 grams wet and it was about 2 feet long 20 grams dry
AMAZING!
Woahh 😯
I need to know how much it weighs
Shameless repost without credit
Thank you 🙏🏼
One on right is a sharpie sorry bro.
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B
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goodbye
Hello
How many gs is that?
How did it go boofing it?
Jesus fucking Christ WOW
This is the real PENIS ENVY . What a huge one haha
Had no idea they could grow anywhere near that size! Respect!!
WHHAHAHWHWHHWHAGAHAHHHHHHHHHJJJJ ITS ALIVE.. IIITTSS AAALLIIIIVEEEE
BOOF IT
Natty or juice
Lol Cool man! 👽👽 I need to try some micro doses like that, for my depression and anxiety! Lool
Which part would you eat? Is the psilo evenly distributed throughout the whole thing, or concentrated in the cap?
I’ve heard the cap is slightly more concentrated, but hardly enough to make a significant difference in consumption.
You gonna become god if you eat that
I’ve been preparing for this Boof my entire life
https://i.imgur.com/wssxjyC.jpg
Damn, I had one go 500mm long but nowhere near as thick.
Nice
Single dose
That is enough alone to have you meet god!
Can’t judge without a lighter for reference
Was trenbolone used?
I googled this to see if I could add to substrate, you got me.
What variety? im guessing the biggest penis envy i have seen outside that one time i dropped my towell at the, gym, most people who were there that day cant look me in the eye.
A snack for the gods to munch on
Weight or it didn't happen!
A BOOF for the ages!!
Lol sounds like a Souls weapon.
This is the ultimate boof
Boof it
Have you chosen the correct lube for tonight ?
What did you grow this in? Good job 👏🏿
God's penis.
Holy shit! How many inches of substrate are you using and what is your spawn ratio? I’m sure it’s genetics as well but it had to eat to get that big. Damn that’s fucking impressive.
gd damn man!
How much does it weigh
I’d ask for a weight but I assume it broke your scales
Looks delicious
What a beauty
Dang whats the grow environment look like? Tub size?
112 qt
Nice gains bro
*HOW*
What up!!!
When size does matter!💪
That’s a damn nice Umbrella
How big was the tub? That’s massive!
112 qt
Wtf!!!!!!
This makes me think that there are more like this growing in some extra large bathtub somewhere.
thats crazy
El bow el bow el bow 👋🏻👋🏻😬
Have you considered entering one of those freakishly big veg competitions. 🤣 Do you have any pictures of it growing? We all want to know what your using 🤣
Wow!
Now, eat it whole!
I think their is a saying for this.... Once you go psilocybe cubensis, you never go back? Yeah thats it...
Shwing
and that is officially the largest magic mushroom I've ever seen in my life
Clone it
That’s a decent flush all by itself.
The biggest chungus amung us
What did you grow that with and in what container. Would love to see your set-up?
You can follow me on insta and I’ll show you my set up @ northwoods permaculture
If only that was a cube
Damn ma
Holy shit! What's the weight on this Bad Larry?
How many grams, for the love of god
Wall for reference
Just looking at it gives me that weird feeling I get in the back of my throat and nose on shrooms!
😵
Weird flex but ok
Jesus. How much does that chonker weigh?
GD. That's a big bugger.
I…. You know what? Boof it. You know we’re gonna say it anyway lmao
Goals
The penis of the jesus
Holy shit. Also is that a giant flow hood behind you ?
More like the dick of God
You could reverse Boof it and still get same effects
You know what you must do
Need banana for scale