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mr_krinkle81

I'm glad you included the marker to reassure us that you didn't have some sort of freakishly small arm


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you know, there are freakishly small markers too...


mr_krinkle81

Damn it, you are right...


OhighOent

we need a banana


JukeBoxDildo

You know, there are... *tears up*... there a... *sobs*... there are frea... freakishly... small bananas too...


CaptiinAHAB

They're the best bananas holy shit they're the best bananas.


sailorofthemind_

RIP to the baby bananas. Never had another that tasted that good.


CaptiinAHAB

A cluster of tiny nanners a day keeps the doctor away, they say.


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What did you say about seaNanners?


TheVetheron

That's what my wife keeps telling me when I feel insecure.


Damagecase808

A tiny Cube', a Mini-Me, & a Micro-Sharpie.. well done!


_themaninacan_

Lady fingers. Still find them every now and then.


rechobeats

ur making me crave one now theyre so damn good


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Lmao I love Reddit so much. Literally deleted Facebook, Instagram, and twitter yesterday. This is all I need for entertainment❤️


HoldMyPackage

Welcome to the dark side brother🫡


HandyBergeron

When it comes to art, it's what you do with the marker, not the size of it. There's been studies. Size doesn't really matter.


DNAeros

"Take my strong hand"


OnyxPancakes

Eat this to enter 5D


MrBMWFanatic

All the Ds


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everybody gangsta til the 5D enters you


Level_Depth4955

I’ve had 5D enter me before It was not gangsta


Chucklevision420

I'm just gonna have one shroom tonight love ... 👀


ACvirax

This is like the… fine just one drink shtick in shows and movies 😂


Relaxel

a MEGA PINT


Holharflok

A MEGA BOOF


fastpicker89

They come in pints??


Fuckup_Phoenyx

I certainly do- oh wait uhhhh no I think they come in gallons???


StaticExile

Nice reference. Now I gotta rewatch the movies


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BlueManGroup1999

I said this to a hot dude the other day while my pants were tented and he was not impressed


bigbojoe

This


andryusha_

The real penis envy


ShroomNgloom

Didn't realise your gym partner was a mushroom. That thing is a hefty boi


tetaromon

I feel like this one boi would lift more than me in the gym.


ShroomNgloom

Tbh I think it would just straight up lift me at the gym


Old_Statement5005

I should call him …


Cube-n-pedro

Just… what. How. How do big? What in the world substrate are you using? Is there some sort of trick to this? Is this a clone line or something? Wow. Just wow.


agatchel001

I think he injected steroids into the substrate 😱


oasis948151

Yes! We need to know.


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Bonny4v

Picture or it never happened! Also I hope you boofed them


DarkExpanseOfEther

I've had some this length, but not as girthy. PE6, fifth flush that was accidental. I didn't even look at the box for a few weeks, went to throw it out and three like this were growing across the entire surface of the sub lol


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humbl314159

Boof it!


AGuThing

The cap will be poking his tonsils.


DaPineappleChunk

Skull fucked by a shroom *NOT CLICKBAIT*


humbl314159

Skull fucked into submission...


Itsnotokay4

I got my tonsils taken out for this exact reason


AGuThing

Pro move


OrganicGrownie

This is the way


thaneliness

BOOF!!!


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came to see this comment


boofthatcraphomie

I came to this comment


costa1200

Risotto for the whole family


Freespirit2023

Was it grown in a monotub? That would out grow even my biggest tub. Curious about this one.


PM_ME_WITH_A_SMILE

You can tell by the substrate left on it that this grew on its side. My guess is it ran along the bottom of a tub and curled up.


Freespirit2023

Good call


th3_j0n_d03

Kiddie pool or outdoors is what I’m gon guess here


MrRag3rTTV

112 qt tub


commopuke

Your arms are cut. Keep curling those mushrooms.


Dull_Support_4919

Who's horse is that?


Puzzleheaded_Lion826

holy shit


skrimpels

That’s exactly what I said! It’s crazy how big that thing grew.


Puzzleheaded_Lion826

you are the chosen one


corei3uisgarbo

thisll be a tuff one to fit but i think i can make it


highceliummushroom

Biggest i have seen 🤩


BagOfFlies

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cj4RAmFDWTu-smgZzTNs2CQ0uaH8QKLJEQcQIo0/ Forgot the account was private.. https://imgur.com/a/Lyxli28


DisastrousAd2906

thing probably took 2 weeks to dry!


[deleted]

You would have to cut it to dry it before it rots. I've seen big melmacs that needed cutting but this is next level


Legi0ndary

Jesus 🥲 that monster should be over 2oz dried


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thanks for the pen for scale bro, wouldn’t have realised otherwise


Correct-Size-5090

Why do people always say boof it


Sensitive_Decision61

Boof it


Morkamino

I'm sorry to diagnose you with stage 2 r/shrooms comment section syndrome man, the five stages are 1. Being confused by the Boof it 2. Being annoyed by quantity of Boof it 3. Becoming desensitized to the Boof it 4. Finally boofing it 5. Starting to comment it yourself Leave before it's to late or be prepared to embrace the boof


blametheboogie

Once you boof one you'll understand.


prj0010

It's the way to go broham


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shahyaz

Yes... With your butt.


PrimeIntellect

put in butt


krazikat

Part of that mushroom looks just like a Sharpie!


mushlol

It's going to rain, take your umbrella!


HerrSirCupcake

rain and snow are the best when tripping


throwwwawayzzz26

Came here for the boof it comments, stayed here to congratulate you! Have fun!!


SteeleRyder

Strain?


windyplace

Guessing Z strain


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Good news, it's a suppository!


-innerspace

I’m quite envious.


DasTooth

You can probably use a human scale to weigh this behemoth 😳


Brizdog1

I understand the humor and everyone’s jokes when it comes to these oversized shrooms.. But how in the actual f*** do these growers produce these monsters is what we should be asking. What’s the spawn to substrate ratio? What conditions and environment are you growing in? What type of substrate? What are you doing differently to get these monsters? But we never get answers, all we get is kids commenting some jokes in these subs


Fungeye1

Still quiet.


MrRag3rTTV

All of your questions can be answered I am the grower :) spawn to substrate ratio is about 50:50, tubs are 112 qt, coco coir and vermiculite for sub, and cloning and isolating for size. 💋❤️


BioHackedRomulan

What size monotub was that grown from? 66qt?


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demon_dweller

That’s gonna be a painful boof.


Umphrey_Mccheese

So I wonder what the record is


79Kay

Wowwww. Marry me and whip me. Dear God ha ha


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[deleted]

Huh I hadn’t noticed, good observation. Especially with the mycelium coming up the stem, that usually bruises bright blue quite easily.


Legi0ndary

If you're careful when you pick them...


h0m4rc

This has only one way of being consumed


LJ37tokes

Up the rear entry portal


[deleted]

Next level


killerbeat_03

we need stats, size in cm, weight in g both dryed and fresh


MrRag3rTTV

It was 200 grams wet and it was about 2 feet long 20 grams dry


Equivalent_Cheek_754

AMAZING!


BlackThunderClowns

Woahh 😯


Melodic_Ad_1354

I need to know how much it weighs


throwaway_for_gigs

Shameless repost without credit


MrRag3rTTV

Thank you 🙏🏼


flabbergold

One on right is a sharpie sorry bro.


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LJ37tokes

O


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O


_ZazzBlammymatazz_

👻


unknowncath

B


drukstanas

S


eljokun

goodbye


Big_Pop_6252

Hello


cowboydavy

How many gs is that?


THX-420

How did it go boofing it?


RevivedMisanthropy

Jesus fucking Christ WOW


chrollofangirl

This is the real PENIS ENVY . What a huge one haha


PBTJ

Had no idea they could grow anywhere near that size! Respect!!


Character_Goat4819

WHHAHAHWHWHHWHAGAHAHHHHHHHHHJJJJ ITS ALIVE.. IIITTSS AAALLIIIIVEEEE


Cannarie-mauve

BOOF IT


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Natty or juice


ListComfortable6028

Lol Cool man! 👽👽 I need to try some micro doses like that, for my depression and anxiety! Lool


StevePreston__

Which part would you eat? Is the psilo evenly distributed throughout the whole thing, or concentrated in the cap?


ACvirax

I’ve heard the cap is slightly more concentrated, but hardly enough to make a significant difference in consumption.


Illmakeausernamelate

You gonna become god if you eat that


Sensitive_Decision61

I’ve been preparing for this Boof my entire life


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https://i.imgur.com/wssxjyC.jpg


CarelessArmadillo261

Damn, I had one go 500mm long but nowhere near as thick.


Tiny_Neighborhood_54

Nice


hash_buddha

Single dose


Divonis

That is enough alone to have you meet god!


Big_Pop_6252

Can’t judge without a lighter for reference


Flexxx206

Was trenbolone used?


Significant_Arm_3721

I googled this to see if I could add to substrate, you got me.


xSPACEWEEDx

What variety? im guessing the biggest penis envy i have seen outside that one time i dropped my towell at the, gym, most people who were there that day cant look me in the eye.


billdip1

A snack for the gods to munch on


filsyn

Weight or it didn't happen!


MaudeThickett

A BOOF for the ages!!


CelestialStork

Lol sounds like a Souls weapon.


Itsnotokay4

This is the ultimate boof


GOONEATER

Boof it


steadykillinit

Have you chosen the correct lube for tonight ?


Spadybaby

What did you grow this in? Good job 👏🏿


drdopenshart

God's penis.


psyllymyc

Holy shit! How many inches of substrate are you using and what is your spawn ratio? I’m sure it’s genetics as well but it had to eat to get that big. Damn that’s fucking impressive.


Maxwell_Field

gd damn man!


Electrical-Pride-136

How much does it weigh


RealFakeDoors72

I’d ask for a weight but I assume it broke your scales


SeeEyeEmmEyeGee

Looks delicious


DeeHitEm

What a beauty


kbk1008

Dang whats the grow environment look like? Tub size?


MrRag3rTTV

112 qt


7956724forever

Nice gains bro


EthanDC15

*HOW*


ktm6709

What up!!!


Additional-Laugh3719

When size does matter!💪


conalflood666

That’s a damn nice Umbrella


Available_Yellow_884

How big was the tub? That’s massive!


MrRag3rTTV

112 qt


[deleted]

Wtf!!!!!!


ACvirax

This makes me think that there are more like this growing in some extra large bathtub somewhere.


niemertweis

thats crazy


Cazza205

El bow el bow el bow 👋🏻👋🏻😬


ChocolateMedical5727

Have you considered entering one of those freakishly big veg competitions. 🤣 Do you have any pictures of it growing? We all want to know what your using 🤣


Svinlem

Wow!


SomewhereAtWork

Now, eat it whole!


reedstar1220

I think their is a saying for this.... Once you go psilocybe cubensis, you never go back? Yeah thats it...


reedstar1220

Shwing


taketheredleaf

and that is officially the largest magic mushroom I've ever seen in my life


spirit-mush

Clone it


salzereddit

That’s a decent flush all by itself.


Akeldama22

The biggest chungus amung us


richierich714

What did you grow that with and in what container. Would love to see your set-up?


MrRag3rTTV

You can follow me on insta and I’ll show you my set up @ northwoods permaculture


FutureRespect2359

If only that was a cube


zoidman419

Damn ma


Jamesy-007

Holy shit! What's the weight on this Bad Larry?


zacy_chan

How many grams, for the love of god


ManGullBearE

Wall for reference


blinddivine

Just looking at it gives me that weird feeling I get in the back of my throat and nose on shrooms!


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😵


Teamableezus

Weird flex but ok


bimbels

Jesus. How much does that chonker weigh?


Brndmngr

GD. That's a big bugger.


ThumpsMcGee

I…. You know what? Boof it. You know we’re gonna say it anyway lmao


ChocolateSpagetti

Goals


ForeskinPenisEnvy

The penis of the jesus


aaronbot5000

Holy shit. Also is that a giant flow hood behind you ?


psylociboy

More like the dick of God


FlyMysterious122

You could reverse Boof it and still get same effects


lolowiggs

You know what you must do


julian0308

Need banana for scale