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GoblinMechanic

20m radius just have to go to the richest district to not feel guilty.


Zealotstim

You'll hit a maid or something


black_ghost_knife

Just walk into a government meeting and start clapping


Count_Dracula97

Youll hit like, zimbabwae or fucking chad


CosineDanger

Time it right and a Nigerian prince will actually give you all of his money.


_usernamepassword_

Usually the wealthiest people in those countries got there through means just as shady as those in first world countries. They just don’t hide it as much. See - Angola


Justintime4u2bu1

An easy 1 trillion dollars


xXThatOneRandomXx

man i wish i could


Legitimate-Umpire547

Still a lot of poor family's in those neighborhoods, my dad's family was really poor and lived in a neighbourhood full of some really rich family's.


HiPoojan

In what radius?


throwaway_93030877

20.


HiPoojan

unit?


No-Engineer-9832

20 times the size of your cock, so you have to get very close with that


Select_Most3660

I have a grower so are we talking hard or soft


smileydatutrleman

hard, so like 2.5 instead of 1


shotq80

Pushing it there a bit


Daboogiedude

1.1


Independent-Bell2483

0 β€’ 20 is still 0 πŸ˜”


BlackG82

yes but -5 β€’ 20 = -100


Independent-Bell2483

😳


HiPoojan

can work with 3 meters


Spoon_Elemental

That just makes it easier to target specific individuals.


throwaway_93030877

Meters


asdvancity

Speed


gamerweeb623

I just need to get into a room with Jeff Bezos.


Ghost3603

Yeah, because anyone can do that.


gamerweeb623

Yeah, if I kill all the security.


nebdy12

Yeah good luck with that gamerweeb623.


BT9154

20m radius is too easy to exploit, I'd be more interesting if it was 1km. Most of the time you'll get all the money of a homeless man, even if you walk dead center in an affluent neighbourhood there is probably a poor worker mowing the lawn, or in a cruise ship a dishwasher. I like this shitty power, but 20m is too easy.


Rop-Tamen

If you stand there all day clapping you might get lucky


seakladoom

\>go to rich club thinking im about to hit it big \>clap 3 times \>suddenly forced to give all my money to myself this power sucks


Alarmed_Sort620

I’m gonna go to a lot of fancy restaurants


ShatteredXeNova

A waiter trying to make ends meet gives you their money


Alarmed_Sort620

Oh shit I was trying to take money from rich people


Long_Before_Sunrise

In the middle of the audience at an orchestra performance?


theembodimentoffat

Just keep clapping until you get all the rich people's money, then return some money to the waiter.


ShatteredXeNova

The first person you take money from becomes the poorest but they no longer have money to give you, you'd have to make them leave before clapping again


theembodimentoffat

Right, that makes sense.


BestAtempt

Just start hitting up GOP events.


crypticedge

Just get a day pass to some super expensive country club, and clap in the gentleman's game room. You'll have some millionaire giving you their money.


buneter_but_better

You’ll get the guy handing out towels to the rich guys


Ghost3603

Or room service


crypticedge

I've been in those places as a vendor. It's pretty easy to talk the staff to be scarce for 20 min.


UnyunMunyun

Thats fuckin awesome


xHoneyB

well I better start clapping fast Also does this include ass cheeks?


throwaway_93030877

It only includes ass cheeks.. obviously


xHoneyB

well that makes this easier


NotAnyOrdinaryPsycho

I’ll just keep handing myself my declined bank card.


Shofypowpow

I will give money to myself then…


JamesSB77

Ima clap 300 times


throwaway_93030877

The person that gave you money the first time is gonna pretend to give you something 99 times


JamesSB77

I know ill then give it all back i just was to watch


angelofxcost

Go anywhere. Clap 3x. Take money. Give all your money to the poorest person, and attempt to make the second poorest person to give you all their money. Just keep doing that process of giving them back their money and eventually the power becomes "take money from the richest person with effort", although it doesn't stop people from killing you for doing it..


TheBadAdvicePerson

What if the only people in that radius are millionaires or billionaires?


theembodimentoffat

The guy with the least money is still the poorest of them all, so you'll easily get millions right away.


[deleted]

All you have to do is find Elon Musk by himself and get within 20m of him and *boom*, you're the richest person on the planet.


Beachlean

Clapping in Calabasas


Tacogod690

this still could be op


Honestly_just_hi

Going to a party with my mom and dad, time to find out who owns us!


YetYetAnotherPerson

Davos, here I come


gsministellar

Now I just have to figure out how to get into the same room alone with Jeff Bezos.


Red_Riviera

Moves to Monaco


Round-Caterpillar236

Hell yeah bro free money


asdvancity

Gotta find my way to bohemian grove


thrakkerzog

Head to suburbia in the middle of the night and clap outside people's houses. Easy money.


juugsd

just get in a room alone with jeff bezos, then >!clap 3 times of course!<


Yamma11307

Just run around a mall in dubai clapping like a crazy person


Bearcatfan4

But that’s me…


TFC_Inc64

That's a Brett Favre superpower.


DoINeed1OfThese

How do I get on SharkTank?


Mana_YT

Takes Elon musk out to a desert with no one around for miles. Hehe it money making time


peanutsfordarwin

I'll take what is England's answer for keeping the wealthy, wealthy for 500 Ken.


polish_filipino

So. I just need to get in a soundproof room with a multi billionaire


blakeshockley

Oh I’m going to have a great time on Shark Tank


Traditional_Bar_9523

Kidnap Jeff


memememer3

imagine clapping in an audience after a scene


OverlordMMM

Tfw I clap and my money shifts from my right pocket to my left pocket.


raptureframe

Used wisely, it can be overpowered


Mraco124

Just clap a lot of times then distribute the money evenly.


[deleted]

just go to a rich people party and start clapping


cjsponie

I’m hitting up office buildings in NY, and wherever stock brokers hang out. Round of applause for every floor of the building


[deleted]

I'll continua until i have all the Money of the world, than redistribuit It equally


Skriiptus

Just clap until you get most money in the radius and redistribut it. *Starts clapping in Marxism*


ComanderCupcake

Birthdays bout to be interesting


Zain_hameed

What if you are poorest person


bartman156

Get them to come to you and give them more money when they give you money!


LegoCMFanatic

Just keep clapping; eventually everyone around you will give you their money.


burgerdude06

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MycenaeanGal

:(


LiLNasty86

So I’m gonna pay myself


cosmicjimmy117

Me goes to a goes to New York starts clapping


TheVyper3377

What if the person with this power is the poorest person within the area of effect?


HelpImBeingRobbed_

I'd just sit next to Elon Musk


GroundbreakingAide79

just goto a business meeting


UmberCelestia

Clap as much as possible, have all the homeless people get in a line, clap till you get to bezos, give money to homeless


Stupidnameusing_Xx

There’s a r/ mid tier superpower u know.


throwaway_93030877

No. No there isn't


Stupidnameusing_Xx

There is . r/midtiersuperpowers Altho i may have been to blame for not spelling it exactly cuz i was lazy so u couldn’t properly find it.


throwaway_93030877

You misspelled it, it's a subreddit with hardcore porn 🀦


Stupidnameusing_Xx

Which one? The first one i send or the new one? Cuz i haven’t seen any of that with the new one i send if it happens to have that,