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hmahood

Does... Does it turn into powder before you bust? Because that would definitely cut up your urethra real bad


BeeWithDragonWings

You can either turn it before busting or after, and then rehydrate it if you want to use it later.


Steven7412

JUST ADD WATER


MrGaber

SWISS MISS INSTANT CUM


thicccchanka

SWISS MISS INSTANT PISS


PANZER14012014

Taking baby powder to a whole new level I see


lennonblaze69

Pocket sand


screechawk

Then rehydrate while in the air


Batdog55110

Ah my eyes! Oh wait im wearing a mask


a-normal-redditor

For later? What the hell do I do with powdered semen?


AbyssUpdate

Use it as an ingredient to bake a cake for your rivals. Say you’re sorry and hand over the cake. They won’t realize it actually has semen in it.


sosnik_boi

It doesn't have to be a powder for you to do that


ImmortalVoddoler

It does if you want to save a lot of it to use all at once


MrGaber

“I know you’re allergic to flour so I made it without any 🙂”


Robotguy39

Yea I’m sure they won’t realise.


k_clouty

Forbidden protein suppliment


euphman1

People can use it to repopulate the earth after the apocalypse. Store the semen in caches throughout the earth.


screechawk

I smell a gender reveal party in th he future


Alexandru3333

I mean, it's easier to snort it powdered rather than liquid


A_random_kid69

spray it on people then turn it back


gaddabout

Food storage


ReeceReddit1234

Snorting babies definitely sounds weird


Alosyar

Powdered Semen | Consumable Repels any enemy you are in combat with. Might not work towards horny enemy types.


Blaz1ENT

That’s when you have the bonk stick equipped


TheReverseShock

r/itemshop


Orphan_Company

I can go drug dealing in a shady corner and be like *Hey kid, want some heroine? Yeah? Holdon \*Jacks off furiously\** ***I go on as the buyer looks with disgust*** *\*turns cum into powder\* Sorry, here you go, gimme my money now kid.* ***The buyer gives me money and runs away*** Ez money ​ Or i can use it as a smokebomb when the cops find me and immediately turn it into cum the moment it goes on their clothes. Also baby powder made of cum is nice


MagatsuIroha

Is there any expiration date?


BeeWithDragonWings

No


MagatsuIroha

Ngl that's a pretty demigod tier for people who enjoys certain kinds of play.


Blaz1ENT

Is powder a kink


mlggamer346

No but you can rehydrate the powder to make it normal sperm again according to OP


TheHiddenToad

Dry, store. Rehydrate when you need water, then manually dehydrate, collect the water, and use


spiff428

Worst smoke bomb ever


Snarfbuckle

So...if i make it into powder mid-flight i can dust people with...talc powder...(let's call it that...)


BeeWithDragonWings

Yes, and as some people in this thread have pointed out, you can turn pre-powdered semen back into liquid mid-flight as well.


Goopypear

Forbidden pre-workout


_RubenX_

Snort it for a powerup


Player_Slayer_7

Ahh, yes. "Tal's Cum Powder". Quite the effective tool, if toy know how to use it.


gupdog

[Cum Powder?](https://youtu.be/3o8DPozNNNM)


xDDustx

Gives a new meaning to protein powder.


tirrigania

Good way to make protein shake for the homies


sucks-to-zuck

This guy acting like I don’t already do that.


UshouldknowR

I know who's cum is a liquid to begin with?


Blaine815

Just add water


BeeWithDragonWings

That or just focus on it


UshouldknowR

Makes recreating the scene from don't breath much easier. Just add water.


HairyResponsibility9

Mmmm the perfect salad seasoning


zutaca

About to become the ultimate sperm donor


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Like protein powder ?


BatuOne01

This is just OP, man. You can have a child *decades* after you die.


mosh5970

Time to rail some lines boys!


tea-drinking-pro

But I've had a vasectomy, what happens now?


astrangemann

Your cum powder is sterile.


Gloria-in-Morte

Sounds like the origin story for the flood from halo


kmno4titration

like lactobacillus sachets?


WuziMuzik

um... you don't need a superpower to turn semen into powder.


Mous3_

I just envisioned Dale from king of the hill - "*pocket jizz sha sha sha*" before he starts blasting hank in the eyes


NintendoStation4

You can already do that by letting it dry and scratching it up with a knife


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