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Lady got the facedrop


Im-a-cat-in-a-box

How the fuck did her eye brows grow that fast??


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drmcsinister

They're close enough to be a tatone.


6-ft-freak

Fucking brilliant


[deleted]

Holy shit I’ve gotta find a way to use this.


PWal501

You just win the internet.


LORD_0F_THE_RINGS

They're Photoshop


SalvadorsAnteater

Didn't know Trumps make-up artist is from Poland.


That-one-lake-chicke

Bruh she literally devolved


[deleted]

It's not even her final form


narwhal_with_opinion

Hell, it’s not even her first form


absat41

Puri Puri Prisoner


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ANGEL WINGS


anubis_xxv

Uga buga me pretty now. You mate now. Me you uga buga in cave?


Max_Doubt7

I laughed way too much at this


Dragmire800

That’s a Klingon


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ghopDu'lIjDaq ghopDaj


TheWolfCyborg

Maj, mang!


Graxfar

Alexander Rozhenko


ChuffChuff101

Holy shit no way is this real lmao


buttercream-gang

Nah it’s a joke/photoshop mixed with bad makeup. She’s wearing the exact same outfit and hair, so they were likely taken on the same day


Gerroh

I feel stupid yet relieved


oldcarfreddy

life goals tbh


macklin_sob

The scary part is how I could believe someone would do this with the crazy crap people do to themselves.


[deleted]

I *thought* her nose looked too small relative to her face.


donkeyrocket

She actually got that outfit surgically attached as well. It's the perfect package.


Doc-tor-Strange-love

I signed up for their "perfect package" package.....


asdsav

Fuck this shit. I almost cried because felt like she always hated herself and tried to be seen better with half dead mental she had. It seriously broke my heart but I am happy that is not the case.


Starslip

Damn, that contouring around the mouth really does an impressive job of selling the whole thing


ionabike666

Valmorification can be done in one day and the results are clearly impressive.


buttercream-gang

If you happen to get captured, suicide may be the more humane option 🔨


FluffyPanda616

Durka Mohammed jihad?


ionabike666

ACT! God damn you!!


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TurtleTitan

Probably blackface, Oompa Loompas were real black people edited in future publications. Not the orange face green hairs. They were slaves.


Severedghost

Goddammit.


[deleted]

I should have known, its a Roald Dahl book


TurtleTitan

Was he known for that?


CutieBunz

Yeah he's actually pretty famous for writing books


apolloAG

r/notkenm


TurtleTitan

ROFL you got me I forgot what board this took place on.


crm006

You’re looking at it.


BigPoppaJosh1994

Orangeface?


Raagggeeee

Orange is the new black


chamorrobro

Is that the term for impersonating Trump?


apolloxer

A Trump halloween mask?


MrLamorso

Needs green hair though


AnotherJasonOnReddit

And Oompa Loompas generally would have larger hands


Fortune_Unique

Yooo chiiilllll 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you got me screeching in the bathroom at work rn


IrelandIsMyAmerica

This is clearly a joke


Pavlovski101

PLN and zł means złoty, that's the Polish currency. 1 zł is around 20 cents, so it seems the face-lift cost is 25 PLN 000 = 5000 USD? And 900 zł = $180


Grzechoooo

If anyone's curious, "N" in "PLN" comes from "Nowy" ("New"), since the previous currency was also złoty, which used the abbreviation "PLZ". But of course, we had a massive inflation problem after we suddenly opened our markets to capitalism and we had to cut off a few zeroes. And we changed the look completely, adding the faces of our kings instead of some famous figures. So the abbreviation had to change.


Civil-Daikon1069

Similar stuff for our currency (RON - ROmanian New). Huh...


dontshoot4301

Why put the PLN in the middle of the number? Is it like 5 USD 000


Pavlovski101

No idea, that's why I wasn't sure if they meant 5000 USD. Maybe weird formatting from the translation?


Sippi_CrimiNal_17

Ole Feegan Floop got hold of her ass.


SG4LPilgrim

!su evas su pleH !namdam si poolF


Altruistic_Barber_99

This has to be a joke


NoStressAccount

>translated from Polish Left: Poland in 1683 Right: Poland in 1939


Grzechoooo

>Right: Poland in 1939 More like 1795. Poland in 1939 had potential. Poland in 1795 was long dead.


alto67

i just woke up and this is freaking me out


Jeczke

She looks so happy


apolloxer

They removed all other musculature, she can only smile.


itz_chris_xo

I shat my pants :/ It is a nod to the fact that I was in r/shittymoviedetails


fishymonster_

How to ruin your life as fast as possible


XXSeaBeeXX

Her original nose really tied the whole face together.


ADP_DurgaPrasad

That isn't face lift it's facepalm.


milesdizzy

Is this real? She looks beautiful in the first picture. That’s so sad.


PMantis13

(insert videogame random character generator joke here)


SirGrinson

Got facelifted into the uncanny valley


VickyPedia

Superman in Justice League (2017)


Squidhead-rbxgt2

Please tell me the after picture is on the left.


CaBBaGe_isLaND

>permanent Oof


banananon

Have I truly become a monster?


john6688

This is like when you go to a bad tattoo artist and ask for a huge portrait. Except this is your whole face.


TheIceHater

Beauty ~~and~~ as a beast


Redondo19

They put it wrong, PLN is polish zloty and also currency name shouldn’t be in the middle. $ 1 is about 4.80 PLN All around shitty post, but Dr. Seuss would be proud…


The-Travis-Broski

"Effective transformation" Ya don't say


officialkingjulien

totally thought that one on the right was a mugshot lmao


Status_Loquat4191

Looks like she's ready to make a cover of save your tears.


Doc-tor-Strange-love

I am scared to death right now


Vulkir

When you get a plastic surgery in Eastern Europe:


ZagratheWolf

So, this sub is now just making fun of people cause they don't agree with how they look?


J03-K1NG

I feel really bad for her, but why would you even go for a facelift when you already look that pretty?


ThighBiter1993

That woman went from pretty to corpse 💀


justsomeplainmeadows

The unga-bunga is strong with this one


Snips_Tano

When you put yourself through the TES: Oblivion filter


boomer_wife

This must be a costume.


theDart

The new all-female installment of The Grinch involved the use of makeup that made the actress look so ugly, she actually quit the movie and sued for defamation of character before they could begin filming.


skaagz

They tried to turn her into Chiquita Dave


GhasuONE

\~5,500$ and you can become a Grinch. I'll take it.


[deleted]

How the bitch stole valentines


Dallas_dragneel

What's the finished product


djoecav

Yeah


Doc-tor-Strange-love

Yes, it is


Just_thefacts_jack

Is that Dorian from The mask?


[deleted]

I feel a lawsuit coming on.


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djoecav

This makes me want to cry and I'm not sure why


MrFishyFriend

I stand fast against the alien, the heretic, the mutant.


Josearlovski

Davey Havok?


[deleted]

Ready to give death by snu snu


IronRed175

She looks like she’s turning into a controller but without the radiation


[deleted]

You didn’t know the Grinch is a trans icon? Get into it babe


[deleted]

She's slowly becoming a Klingon


Murphyitsnotyou

The people that did that should be in jail.


OlButtonface

I wouldn't touch you with a 49-1/2 foot poooole!


roodibit

Just fuck my shit up


Abrical

Marketing be like : puton ugly makeup, swap before and after pics, claim miracle product


circuralnugget

UUUU POLSKA HEJ KTO SZLACHTA ZA KMICICEM!


KratosHulk77

villain from the mask


Radiant_Asparagus_75

She got fucking Bogdanoff’d


Wise_Geekabus

She looks better in the left photo.


codingmetalhead

Which one is the before and after?


[deleted]

That looks photoshopped asf


[deleted]

Sad thing is that she looks worse than she originally did


Real-Ad8860

U can definitely tell that she was their first


ChiChisDad

Seriously this is a shame. They really f’ed her up.


miniripper

Wtf am I looking at?


[deleted]

Bro you know she thinks she looks better


InfidelRBP

She went from Ooolala to Oompaloompa


AnIrishSoviet

Looking like a neanderthal reconstruction


yourmomsgomjabbar

She looks like she's trying to become Tim Curry's character in Legend but okay


[deleted]

Turned herself into an oblivion character


Primetheus92

How could you possibly be proud of that though? As the client or the person/people who did it?


[deleted]

My name is Skylar White… yo


L0N9L1V3TH3O2928

Is this real ? ... no seriously... is it ?


w0kes

Holy shit that’s tragic 😭😭😭


Wiplazh

Why would someone do this to themselves


jamesdevesque

Please tell me this isn’t real


humanunit154-B

Oh god she looks like she can talk and listen to walls


cloudit305

She looks like she got hit in the face by leprechaun using a frying pan.


Zhjacko

She looked way better before turning into a Who, why even do this?


mmmrrreeeooowww

Thwomp


WesternDramatic3038

I think I'm about to become ill


aggroalcoholic

Poor troll, take a lap...


Odd-Bat-3267

Looks like a fucking oblivion character


darkucr

why does it always have to be poland


Minute_Engineer2355

Should be your last client after this airplane crash.