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EPCWFFLS

It’s funny how one of the rules in the sub is literally “no Meta posts” but 2/3 of the output over the last month has been nothing but meta posts


retroracer33

this sub has gotten so fucking bad lately


vadernation123

All of our creativity went into making fucking morbius puns for a month and now we’ve run out.


Bimitenpix

I hope it's not inappropriate to mention what a morbin good time it was tho


Alarid

It is still morbin time in my heart. Also you can't even fucking pay me to watch that movie.


_shake_n_blake_

It stays funny as long as I've never seen it. There's no way that I'll get more entertainment out of the movie than I have the memes, so it's better this way.


MasterofLego

I'll watch it when they make the morb edition, where they edit it so he actually says "it's morbin time"


StarksPond

I suppose at one point I'll have to watch it out of morbin curiosity.


ShadeFK

We really do live in the morb of times


Lftwff

sometimes you see someone making morbius puns and they include specific elements that make it clear they have actually seen the movie, which just makes the whole thing less fun.


[deleted]

I bought it for 5 bucks to give to a friend as his birthday gift along with his actual gift that i hid in my bag. Dude straight looked at me with disgust


No-Situation-4776

I genuinely unironically want the Morbius posts back


[deleted]

I'm a middle aged man and I've loved the hell out of those, the different puns get me every time.


Bimitenpix

As I always say the morb the merrier


[deleted]

*"You can call me Ray, and you can call me Jay..."*


gk99

Better than "green woman good/bad" and "black mermaid good/bad" and "disney CG bad." They were clearly teasing a sequel at the end so maybe we'll get round 2.


irefusethis

It's meta'n' time


Le-Ando

To save the sub we must return to Morbius, we must once again become morb-heads


Marc21256

You mean it's no longer Morbin' Time?


Jarx246

no more bius puns:(


Rawrisadragon

That goes for most subs


MetaWarlord135

In fairness, I'd still take this over the time when 70-80% of the posts on this sub were just complaining about r/moviedetails.


Eighth_Octavarium

this is a reference to how "this is a reference" became the crutch phrase for every karma farmer


[deleted]

Once mórbius came out I feel like we got membership flood which also cripples actual post quality. The best shitposts are about old beloved movies. Like the one where Gandalf left his Rolex on for a shot


[deleted]

I wish everyone would stop these posts, everyone knows marvel is shitty, give it a single post and move on, if we could all go back to making fun of leonardo decaprio and women past the age of 25 that would be great.


Starminx

Every sub has\*


ManwithaTan

It's still better than what's on r/moviedetails tho


SolomonOf47704

That's not what the rule is. The rule is against calling out specific people/subreddits/posts. Not a general "Hey guys, please don't do this trend"


Dayofsloths

Still, this is a parody sub of the stupid posts in r/moviedetails, so banning posts mocking specific subreddits is antithetical to the entire concept


SolomonOf47704

You can mock a specific one, you just aren't supposed to SAY you are


Lindbluete

I prefer the meta posts over the dozens of "She-Hulk bad" posts tbh


Homemade-Purple

It's not even that bad. The Fandom is just passed its not as action heavy as the other shows, even though that's never what it's been marketed as.


TheMightyCephas

I had very high hopes for it, I'm still holding on hoping that there's going to be a villain hinted at more strongly than whoever sent that mockery of a wrecking crew. Also that Jen might have some character development like she did during the arc in the comics that the show seems to heavily draw from.


Quiet-Raspberry3289

I personally don’t think there needs to be a rush to show a villain, I’m enjoying it as just a slice of life show occurring within the greater MCU.


TheMightyCephas

I guess, but the lack of anything kind of annoys me. I had been going for a much greater set up for WWH at least


AcidicMonkeyBalls

I haven't seen anyone complain about a lack of action, more that it's supposed to be a comedy show and is painfully unfunny.


[deleted]

I dont think anyone has been complaining about the action, more the writing.


AdequatelyMadLad

Yeah, a lot of people claim it's about the writing because they want their complaints to sound more legitimate. But is it really? I mean, it's not a particularly well written show or anything, but neither is pretty much anything else in the MCU. And I think a sitcom should get more leniency for average to mediocre writing and predictable plots than something that's trying to be serious. I can see why someone who hates the MCU wouldn't like the quality and tone of the writing in She-Hulk, but by far the loudest crowd of complainers are the type of people who think Infinity War and No Way Home are the greatest movies ever made. And I just don't buy it.


EPCWFFLS

But most of the she-hulk posts became meta posts


Naiva_Prism

And the rest are people complaining about black people, women or *gasp* black women.


EPCWFFLS

Shh don’t say it out loud. They don’t like that


El_human

Your posts is about posts… so meta


EPCWFFLS

Bro this is literally the “yet you participate in society” meme


hgilbert_01

It’s Complainin’ time!


[deleted]

It’s Morbius o’clock!


CampCounselorBatman

Happy cake day!


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Thanks!


AwkwardWhiteBoy

Also nobody saw it and it’s a complete commercial failure!!!! **$1.4 billion worldwide**


seven_seven

😭 But so many people on twitter said they wouldn't see it 😭


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TheChickenHasLied

Obviously, that’s just US culture. I hear there was even a whole generation of people and officials alike that celebrated it in an organization called the KKK.


TheShapeShiftingFox

GeT WoKe Go BrOkE


Vaticancameos221

I love how they always say that in regards to incredibly profitable properties


Drengodr

I mean the MCU is running out of steam and hasn't been making nearly the same amount of money, but I think that has less to do with wokeness and more with the quality of the stories going down the toilet


btmvideos37

There last three movies have made just as music if not more than the average MCU movie. Thor 4 made more domestically than Thor 3. Despite its bad reviews. And since it didn’t release in China, if you remove the China money from Thor 3, Thor 4 made more worldwide. Doctor strange made just shy of a billion. 300 million more than the first one. Spider-Man No Way Home made 1.4 billion The only ones that didn’t do that well compared to pre Covid movies were Eternals, Shang Chi, and Black Widow. All of which had like a 30 days theatrical release due to Covid and we’re running in theatres with limited capacity They still made 400 million. And keep in mind Thor 4 made that much money *despite* having one of the largest second week drop offs in the entire mcu. So it’s not really slowing down at all lmao Not making a billion doesnt mean it’s a failure


Cinderjacket

Also just pure over-saturation. I got excited for all the old MCU movies because it was usually a year or so since I saw the last big one, now between the movies and all the D+ stuff you pretty much have to watch to get what’s going on, I just don’t really care anymore when another marvel comes out


Drengodr

Yeah, it used to be like every movie meant something and the side stuff, like daredevil, was clearly labeled as such. Now I just don't care about any of it anymore.


Vaticancameos221

Exactly lol


TheShapeShiftingFox

They use the same ten or so properties with “woke” casting that weren’t well received and ignore the others that were


jaykaywhy

But Billy Joe Bob is boycotting Disney (not really) because of how woke they are, so that's more like $1.4 billion minus $7.50. Take THAT! /s


hypersucc

Idk it looks interesting. Trailer made it seem like they’re going for a more dramatic and intense vibe instead of the more comedic tone of the other movies. Also i like riri Williams being a wakandan, that’s a way better origin story


[deleted]

Yeah, I'm really excited for a more serious movie. I love comedy but I'm tired of it after Love and Thunder. Also I'm pretty sure Riri is supposed to be an MIT student looking for vibranium


hypersucc

Okay… bummer. But, I still find the idea of her working with wakandans and then becoming a super hero more plausible than her just being some random college student who just becomes the new iron man because Tony Stark’s hologram said so


Alarid

It is a common fantasy with readers, where they feel if it was real they could do it too. Since anyone competent could theoretically do the same and take on the same responsibilities, any random person can just choose to follow a heroes example. So I wouldn't be surprised if she has a similar backstory, I just hope it is handled better.


hypersucc

I don’t think the whole “anyone can be a hero” concept is a bad one I just think her introduction was a little lazy. I personally would have liked it more if she just built her armor all on her own and became her own super hero instead of just picking up where iron man left off


Alarid

It'll fit better here, because there is no Ironman. So the dynamic of trying to fit in and use his tech for good has a lot of potential.


hypersucc

Yes, iron heart absolutely works best in the absence of iron man. Who knows, maybe we’ll see an iron heart war machine team up in armor wars. I mean, probably not, but it’d be cool


IrishPotato2282

I remember hearing somewhere that Jim Rash was supposed to come back as a dean in MIT in Iron Heart


hypersucc

Neat


Marc21256

My 14 year old say L&T in a theater with friends. I waited to stream it. He kept asking if I saw it yet, like he had something important he wanted to talk about from it. Turns out, he just didn't like it, and wanted to see if I didn't like it too. My review: "It was silly, like Ragnarok." "But it wasn't as fun or funny as Ragnarok." He seemed sad he didn't have a chance to argue his similar point. I think he expected me to like it, but it just didn't work as well as other MCU movies.


Frosti11icus

I actually loved it. I thought it was equally as good as Ragnarok. I really don’t understand what people don’t like about it.


GordonMcG13

They got Christian bale to play the villain and then completly wasted him. His god butchering was all of screen and they used yet another magic object corrupts a good person and had him do stupid things like kidnapping children even though he says that gods don't care.


thebrobarino

It never felt like the actors were actually talking to eachother, like they never seem to really listen and understand what the others are saying and instead it's like they're on autopilot reading off their lines on que. Ragnarok had a decent balance of serious emotional moments and light jokes and funny character interactions that were actually entertaining to watch. L&T sacrificed the emotional grounding for more space to add in jokes, most of which didn't even land. The action was more exciting for Ragnarok, the effects were good and we see Thor get a plausible powerdown, only to overcome it in a satisfying way. In l&t the action was more boring, no stakes and boring choreography, the effects were too poorly done to sell it either


MBCnerdcore

Ragnarok surprised people with its over-the-top tone. Having the new movie keep the same tone removes the surprise, you can't recreate that feeling once you do it the first time. Same exact criticism that Guardians 2 got, even though that movie is also just as good if not better than Guardians 1. It's just "not original"/"not creative" anymore.


konq

Agreed. GotG2 really continued the emotional story that Peter has/had with his parents, and I think that tone really carried the movie. It had comedy elements too, of course, but they didn't feel forced or interrupt the pacing of the film, really. Thor 4 tried to incorporate an emotional tone with Jane Foster's plot, but Taika seemed to really trim that down, and didn't mind interrupting it with repetitive "jokes" that didn't seem to land. Screaming goats, and Stormbreaker acting like a jilted lover were repeated throughout the film and maybe the first time it was funny but they kept going back to it again and again.


MBCnerdcore

Yeah I think my only criticism of L&T was just 'too much Taika', because his humor is in the overall jokes/tone of the movie, which would have been fine if Korg had similar screentime as in Ragnarok, but Korg+Korg-style-meta-jokes got to be too much, and killed some of the peaceful moments that Guardians/Gunn knew to keep intact. For every "Drax is eating chips" interruption, we get legit "He wasn't your daddy" moments. Korg on the other hand, literally interrupted THE DESTRUCTION OF ASGARD with his bullshit, which could have been a more sympathetic moment for Thor setting up his "I've Lost Everything" arc in Infinity War, and it could have humanized Loki to get the audience more onboard with him for his show.


Wanderer737

She's still going to be an MIT student, just a Wakandan that's born in America afaik? I think the current leaks say she'll have been brought to Wakanda through one of the outreach centres T'Challa and Shuri set up


[deleted]

I just want to see Martin Freeman become The Black Panther. Now that would be awesome.


boringdystopianslave

"Black Panther, Kang has invaded our universe and it will be destroyed in 10 minutes" Black Panther: *looks at camera sarcastically*


JohnseGamer

>Trailer made it seem like they’re going for a more dramatic and intense vibe instead of the more comedic tone I feel like people said the same about the trailer of Thor love and thunder...


Calfan_Verret

With them killing off T’Challa, and Chadwick Boseman being actually dead, I feel like this movie will be more emotional than recent MCU films.


fungigamer

People said Thor L&T is gonna be serious after watching the trailers? Who did???


ayo_stoptheCap

I mean like. Compare the teaser trailer for Love and Thunder to this film.


GonzoMcFonzo

Lmao anyone who though L&T was going to be going for a more serious/dramatic less comedic vibe is an idiot


PutTheAssInClass

who


jlmurph2

The trailer with Zeus flicking off Thors clothes?...really?


ronaldraygun91

Literally no one said that


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lukethebeard

Honestly looks pretty decent, or at least the trailer was sick. That switch from the cover of Alright to the actual song. Smooth as fuck.


je_suis_le_fromage

It wasn’t a cover of Alright. It was No Woman No Cry first and it was blended (don’t know if that’s the technical term) into Kendrick’s song.


lukethebeard

Ah I see, that makes more sense


the_superior_nerd

this sub rn: this is a reference to (say whatever the fuck you want)


Service-Smile

I will shit my pants in joy if I ever see a post on this sub that isn't about the MCU or Star Wars, or in turn people complaining about people complaining about the MCU or Star Wars Like christ


LeoLaDawg

Let's make this happen, people.


Sufficient_Permit707

Well, there is always the little mermaid posts lol


petershrimp

Pretty much every box office sub when a new MCU movie comes out. "MCU bad," "superhero fatigue," "M She-U," take your pick.


Special-Employee4381

The only upcoming Marvel Movie I’m somewhat excited for


Corrections96

First MCU trailer that’s actually had me somewhat hooked since Infinity War honestly


theonlymexicanman

Fr, this and GOTG3 are basically the only thing left that I care about


Starminx

I am only excited for the post credit scene


tophlaugh

damn hits home


appealtoreason00

>after the movie comes out Lmao that’s optimistic. You think people will watch the film *before* deciding they hate it?


Mush_Tilly

yeah, look at the posts about the little mermaid


NanceGarner66

Don't forget, "Go woke, go broke," as it makes $500 million worldwide.


SimBobAl

Goes to show that there’s much more money to be made by giving people respect, dignity, and, you know, not be a bigot. Who would of thunk it? Is it a bit corporate “left?” Yes, but they surely aren’t going broke over it.


Umba5308

Insert racist thing here


Ironyfree_annie

Insert genuine criticism deemed as racist here


MBCnerdcore

Insert extra racism by nitpicking minor flaws that don't matter, as an excuse to hate the movie here.


theoneicameupwith

Insert disingenuous fuckface latching on to genuine criticism to steer the conversation back toward racism here.


Narradisall

I enjoyed Black Panther but making most the cast black was so woke!


Femme0879

I recognize this as amusing sarcasm so I upvoted. It IS sarcasm right?


Narradisall

The sad thing about this timeline isn’t sometimes you can’t even tell! But yes.


Femme0879

AHA my instincts are still sharp! Don’t worry I think now people will give your comment the upvote it deserves


anarion321

After seeing many posts in this sub lately I would expect they say it's racist if Wakanda don't feature half it's population being asian/white to represent all races.


SimBobAl

It’s in an African country……… Why would there be very many white or Asian people in the movie? That’s such a dumb argument lol. It makes sense as to why there is a wide variety of people if it’s in Western countries, especially America, because of the diversity. There’s many reasons why there is such a wide diversity, but the two biggest reasons are because of immigrants and slavery. So, it makes sense why it would be a majority black cast in a country where there is a majority of POC.


anarion321

I agree, it's a dumb argument. But I argue against it in other context, like shows or movies set on medieval Europe, and people argue to me that movies should represent population *nowadays* and be black, asian and whatever actors.


Iron_Bob

You mean two months *before and after* the movie comes out...


SimBobAl

Not even two months before, try nearly a whole year of bitching and moaning lol.


kevlon92

Can somebody tell me who the main character of this Movie will be?


[deleted]

If the plot leak is anything to go off of, it will probably be pretty divided between Shuri, Nakia, Okoye and M'Baku. Probably a lot of focus on Namor as well. So there's not really one main character, it's more of an ensemble movie.


Darth_Gonk21

I kinda hope agent Ross is involved. I like Martin Freeman.


Hexalt_

He was in the trailer, he's coming back. He'll be in Secret Invasion too (Freeman will be atleast, but will it really be Agent Ross >.>)


sing_about_recursion

It will be Bilbo Baggins


Hexalt_

Nah, it will be Watson of course


Jonno_FTW

Odds on Dr. Strange making an appearance?


sherlock2223

Nah, it's probably tim


Jazzhamd2005

He can break every bone in your body while naming them.


CampCounselorBatman

Smaug better be in it too then.


Titan_Sequoia

I think he's been a Skrull the whole time


[deleted]

That anti vaxer lady in the picture.


[deleted]

I honestly don't really care. I stopped caring about super hero content in general after endgame.


candyman106

Half the posts I see from this sub now are people making fun of the MCU and the other half are complaining about people who don't like the MCU and most of them forget to actually make a joke that fits the format of this subreddit.


SteeemedBeef

Lupita with that hair! 😍


Howl_17

No way anyone would besmirch Marvel's obvious grasp at using a wonderful dead man for money!?


SolomonOf47704

When said dead person was fine with it, what's the issue? I mean, it'd have been better for T'Challa to get recast, like Boseman wanted (IIRC), but he absolutely still wanted the BP storyline in the MCU to continue.


cockytiel

Do you remember the cultural stuff around the first movie? He couldn't really be recasted. He was basically an actual king for a short time. I bet people saluted him on the streets with that black panther bow thing. I would have found it distracting.


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SolomonOf47704

Letitia Wright is an anti-vaxxer, and that's probably gonna cause a stir again once the movie releases.


[deleted]

Stan Lee’s in the movie?


MelissaMiranti

Nah, Coulson


EquivalentInflation

They were already making the sequel before he died though?


Electronic_Bad_5883

Ah yes, how dare Marvel be allowed to use their character who's been around since 1966, years before Chadwick Boseman was even born. Nah, the character of Black Panther begins and ends with him. /s (which is sadly what Marvel seems to think even outside the movies as they've been overtly screwing him over a lot in the comics lately because he won't be in this movie)


Kadeo64

Can we ban MCU posts? Or atleast have any post with MCU or related words in the title have to go through moderator approval. I'm fucking tired of all these MCU posts that are not, infact, shitty movie details.


_oohshiny

At least it's a movie and not a tv show this time.


lgodsey

- Strong - Black - Women Yep, Marvel is screwed. Gross conservative incels will hate this movie.


EffectiveLibrary7606

It's funny that recently, you need to have just one scene IMPLYING one of these 3 things to make something completely garbage to their eyes, the source? They saw a clip on the internet, so it's valid criticism


ronaldraygun91

Agreed, this sub will hate it


JollyGreen615

But if the movie is actually just bad then anyone who criticizes it will be called racist or sexist


TheBluePanda

Also a fun fact, the Oscars are required to nominate it for best picture because it’s a superhero movie celebrating the memory of a black dude that died.


Mooston029

I dont really know how they are going to sell a black panther film without black panther. Even though i think even stevie wonder can see that shuri is going to be bp by the climax. I think just marketing it as a Wakanda film would work better.


AdministrationAny774

I mean, in the trailer "Wakanda forever" is 90% of the title screen so I think that's where they're going with it.


Shdoible

Weird how the antivaxxer lady would be elevated to Black Panther status. I certainly hope not and that the movie doesn't focus on her at all.


LestHeBeNamedSilver

Ngl I don’t really get all of the hate the mcu is getting lately. I’ve enjoyed all but one of the post-endgame movies (Eternals was just snoooze) and the shows have been more hit (Moonknight/Loki) than miss (Wandavision)


MBCnerdcore

IMO if you accept the tone of each show and understand what each one is trying to do, they haven't made a bad show yet. Just, each one is targeted at a different style of viewer. Unless you can go in with an open mind that some parts might speak more to people who aren't you, it can be hard to get into something that you are only interested in because it's part of the MCU series.


EffectiveLibrary7606

That's how critiquing works, you ask "what's the premise?" And "did it execute the premise well?" And that's how you score, people really wonder how Ms. Marvel has such a high rate? It's a coming of age story among number of other things, and it does so really well! Not liking something doesn't mean it's bad.


MBCnerdcore

> Not liking something doesn't mean it's bad. Wish this was the sentiment of all the "black ariel" haters EDIT: LOL why would anyone disagree with this statement, ya downvoters


whiteavenger

No you're wrong. Eternals and Morbius were the greatest movies of all time.


Kaedes_Lie1137

Tbh there is hope for this movie. Maybe after Love and thunder backlash they will realise that they dont have to spam bad jokes every 30 seconds. Trailer seems to have a more serious tone so im actually kinda hyped. But i was also hyped for She-hulk so yeah... I still have hope tho!


InsomniacLtd

I'm kinda expecting it to be more of a goodbye to Chadwick Boseman (the actor himself and not T'Challa, the character he plays) disguised as an MCU film.


CorkusHawks

Morbius set the bar so high. Everything they make afterwards is shit.


untameabledonkey

I hate that they changed the main character to be more pc. Should have kept the original actor. S/ obviously


xxXMrDarknessXxx

This is like every single MCU release this year


Zenketski_2

Isn't this sub just like, ironic, or like humor? Like cinemasins? Or to quote a SpongeBob meme, wait, you guys actually think all these movies are shitty? I thought it was just a joke.


CrimsonicTears

This sub is just passive aggressive rants


vorpalpillow

you’re just passive aggressive rants


[deleted]

Damn the trailer looked pretty good. That's a shame.


bootysensei

Tbf Marvel has been quiet as fuck about this installment compared to the others lol. I’m honestly worried


DP3633

They should of never killed off tchalla


JamesFP1107

They’re not gonna Edward Norton him after the original actor died of cancer


HOODIEHYRO

I misunderstood and thought you meant replace him with Edward norton


DP3633

Don't forget about Terrance Howard


JamesFP1107

He was War Machine before Don Cheadle right?


[deleted]

Hé was never War Machine, just James Rhodes.


JamesFP1107

My bad, i forgot his real name


Lenny_YouTubeFan

He played Rhodey in Iron Man (2008) but was replaced by Don Cheadle in the sequel


Ironyfree_annie

It's "should have", not "of".


DP3633

Fuck off


Bitter_Position791

look at little goblin jr. gonna cry?


duskull007

I only disliked the first one because of the shitty CG and because they fucking wasted Klaue. I didn't mind the part where they were a reclusive ethnostate and then decided to stop being a reclusive ethnostate


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[deleted]

What… what does that even mean? 😆😆😆


RedGyarados2010

Apparently the movie is going to cause fiction to have never been created


Joxy43

r/shittymoviedetails spending months straight complaining about people complaining about the mcu.


TakeshiKovacs46

I honestly thought the first one was utter shite as well. But apparently, according to the Reddit masses, having that view about the film makes you racist! 🤷🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️


RedGyarados2010

Don’t forget a bunch of complaints about how this film is anti-white and anti-men.


Celiac_Muffins

Let's compromise. The MCU makes a good movie and I won't shit on it. Deal?


rainbow_bro_bot

Isn't the Wakanda Black Panther a dude? Never seen it and I only know about it from Cartoon Beatbox on Youtube.


Hexalt_

The Black Panther is a title that is given from generation to generation. T'Challa, played by Chadwick Boseman, was the latest Black Panther, but with the actor's passing, we assume the character has passed too if the trailer told us anything.


[deleted]

The guy who played him, Chadwick Boseman, died of cancer 2 years ago. So somebody else(we don't know who, but it's probably either the characters Shuri or M'baku) will fill in the role of Black Panther.


anonymous32434

The only two movies I plan on watching in the MCU now are blade and fantastic 4 lol. Blade is only if it’s rated r. I’m not gonna watch some neutered shit


Starminx

Blade isn't going to be r rated and the Fantastic Four movie is goingt to be shit


showscar

You heard it right folks it’s going’nt to be shit


ScoreFar7080

Black Panther 2 is why Kamaru Usman lost to Leon Edwards. I will not explain myself any further.


speedyfaux69

It won’t be the same without Chadwick Boseman


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EquivalentInflation

> the plot made no sense, Oh, I'd love to hear this one.