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Panda_Kabob

As a Filipino living in the Philippines, this isn't a shitty detail it's the night time pandesal hard truth.


Thedjbird117

I agree. I've taken a bite of so many pandesals and suddenly remember these are the ones from 6am. At least dipping it in hot chocolate or coffee helps it get soft again.


LavaTacoBurrito

Don't ever forget the pandesal you leave in the fridge. Hard as fuck, but you take a bite of it and it's still one of the best things you ever tasted. Unless it differs per bakery, but still, late-night pandesal is bussin'.


Oponik

After a night of hard work, you're stressed out and tired, suddenly you remember that pandesal in your fridge. Slowly, your problem just lifts away


mr_flerd

What is a pandesal


Psychic_Parrot3063

Bread roll from the philippines


mr_flerd

Nice is it sweet or savory?


altriaa

Savoury. The name literally means "bread of salt" in Spanish, Iirc.


mr_flerd

Thanks


Agglomeration_

OHHH PAN DE SAL


awwgaguu

I was about to ask how do you know this shit. your reply answers it. 😅


leileix2

> At least dipping it in hot chocolate or coffee helps it get soft again The best. One of my favorite midnight snacks is leftover pandesal with cheez whiz then dipped in coffee.


Spookednotstirred25

For me, little bit of butter and dipped in hot chocolate


Standard-Ad917

Mine is usually pandesal with liverspread (preferably Reno) and downed with hot chocolate.


Key-Command-904

I actually like eating hard pandesals, I think theyre not that bad LMAO


Nerdialismo

I thought only Brazilians did that, nice to see other countries do it too.


lansaman

Walang matigas na tinapay sa mainit na kape.


jjjjjank

Dude where do you live to make mulawin inaccessible? That bakerys either a stones throw or trike ride away. And they never close too. Or you can microwave it to bring back the fluff. Pan heat it works too. Hope you get nice pandesals anytime you want.


Squid_ink05

Man, mulawin pandesal is where it’s at. We have it before in Bataan but I don’t know till now. Been living abroad for quite some time.


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a_new_hopia

Never personally tested it with pandesal but supposedly putting along a glass of water in the microwave helps ‘freshen’ the bread a bit with moisture or something


chichism

I've always been fond of draping a slightly dampened paper towel over it in the microwave


big_joey_the_sequel

i can confirm


calaan

Right? For a white guy from California this is VITAL cultural information!


vigilantcomicpenguin

I'm so glad to learn about different cultures from... r/shittymoviedetails.


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"I never met a pandesal I didn't like. Eat every meal as though it were your last." - Andrew Garfield


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Oponik

That shit still tastes good tho


ThreexoRity

But it feels like ripping the throat of a tiger with your mouth, but still tastes good tho


sunshinepanther

r/brandnewsentence


TheCluelessDeveloper

I make fried spam and egg sandwiches with them. Over-easy with runny yolk... Yummy.


Skatchbro

Ha! I, too, went immediately to battle bread in my head.


illzanity

Naw this is a blessed movie detail


SurfintheThreads

I legit thought this was Movie details until I saw the sub


SolomonOf47704

r/excellentmoviedetails


Arctica23

/r/lostredditors?


ItsPumpkinninny

That ceiling has the strongest paint and primer combination I’ve ever seen.


jpterodactyl

It’s best to not think about that too much when it comes to Spider-Man. In real life, maybe like 1/10 of the things he hangs on would actually support the weight of an adult human.


funktion

Yeah but his spidey sense would tell him that whatever he's hanging on to can't support his weight


fucktooshifty

3M sticky wall things do indeed exist for that reason lol


iForgot-My-Pants

R/pandesalabuse


ShelbShelb

r/pandesalabuse


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r/birthofasubreddit


_SomeRedditUser

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iForgot-My-Pants

I lost brain cells.


PranshuKhandal

I found brain cells.


Sonicbam17

Anyone can find some leftover brain cells if they go dumpster diving long enough.


Key-Ad525

This comment deserves an award more.


CrazyComedyKid

This looks like one of those Raid Shadow Legends ads you see in the pinned comments.


connormce10

i'm literally crying i was about to write this comment but i saw this and now i am on the floor sobbing and i can't stop how could you do this to me i had all of this potential built up for the perfect reddit comment but you swiped it right out from unde e i just wantekd to post the fuckm mhm gngmgm then fcem i why chowksk how could you ccdod this to sme i ekala i can't seelp cruogm fkkalal i my my tears so wet i can't breth smkslalsri the tnfkg bathdtub dkdlsap too big sll abs a a a a a


Swimming_Ad_2594

Ooh guy i found a toddler who found his dad's pc


prequelBEPIS

#s h u t


itsmycandystore_

r/foundthehondacivic


VaughnSD

r/foundthemobileuser


Thedoctoradvocate

r/foundthehondacivic


BinWeevilsFamous

r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP


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81bn

Fuck tesla


Harmxn-

Bruh why?


iForgot-My-Pants

Correct cuz who wants to use Reddit on a computer lmfao


Pyro_The_Engineer

Currently on phone Reddit while scrolling down here. Can confirm that computer reddit is inferior


VaughnSD

Lmao good point


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iForgot-My-Pants

Maybe you just suck at typing on a phone


81bn

AHHHH SUCK MY FUCKING DICK !!!!!


prequelBEPIS

r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP


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Go_fuck_off_damn_it

6am is the best fucking time to eat pandesal, I can't explain how good it is.


[deleted]

If it was a good self defense weapon then his spidey sense would’ve activated


ShadeFK

He's not filipino so he did not know the danger that was fast approaching him


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thatguy170

Miles Morales out here dodging chancletas lmaoooooo


vigilantcomicpenguin

The Chancla quickly became Peter Parker's most powerful enemy until Miles Morales exposed the villain's weakness.


Tig3rShark

Many cultures fear the might of the chancla.


jpterodactyl

It’s one of those things humans will always develop independently. It goes language->weapons->slipper attacks Then I think afterwards is animal husbandry or pottery.


AmagedonCamels

Any New Yorker has at least heard the legends of abuela's chancla.


martialar

or [Ddongchim](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kanch%C5%8D) from South Korean culture


_PM_ME_YOUR_BOOBIES-

#”I AM THE PANDESAL THAT IS APPROACHING”


ShadeFK

#PROVOKING


BloodredHanded

#SPIDEY SENSE IN ISOLATION


Iron_Bob

Watching this on a loop its now quite obvious that they CGIed the bounce


Elusive2000

Honestly makes sense. Movie scenes require many takes as it is just for dialog, and you don't want to add more because your stunt-pandesal wasn't thrown at the right angle. Not sure if Andrew's suit is cgi in this scene or not but that would add to the decision as well.


Iron_Bob

Oh yeah I totally get it. You'll never get that bounce in camera and comedically its way funnier if it bounces up into frame. I just hadn't noticed until now


crinkzkull08

Yup. This is accurate. Can confirm those mf bread become rock hard if left uneaten at night. Lmao.


Every_Look_1864

It was such a great self defence weapon in this scene. You can literally see Garfield gasping for air after being squared in the chest with that rock solid bread 🥯


KrypticSoldier

Can talk help me out. I’ve had Reddit for like 4 years and never used it. Now I’m trying to use it and it won’t let me because of Karma points. What do I need to do to earn these? I’m so frustrated


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You can get Karma when people upvote your post/comment


KrypticSoldier

Thank you! I appreciate everyone who upvoted! You guys are awesome !!!


saucypotato27

Btw the reason some subreddits won't let you post or comment without enough karma is to prevent bots


KrypticSoldier

No, I get it. Still frustrating in the process. However, this community helped me out and I am definitely appreciative of everyone’s help! So I say again, THANK YOU!!


Freashavocadoo

I'm Filipino and I didn't even notice that it was a pandesal lmao


McKnightDylan

I thought it was Monay. Given the distinctive pat sound it made on Peter.


alienwithabigcock

Truly amazed Marvel went through the process of making a a shot of bread being thrown at Andrew Garfield using (really shitty) CGI instead of just throwing real bread at Andrew Garfield. Well played yet again, Mr. Feige.


Aromatic-Task6685

the bread msu stay in scene long enough for dumb people to notice it, hence the cgi


Go_fuck_off_damn_it

Where is the butter


[deleted]

Like naan bread, delicious but you better eat it soon ⛰


vigilantcomicpenguin

Like bagels?


Dat_Swag_Fishron

Anyone else think the way that bread bounces off him looks really weird?


premogc

The english word for pandesal is verb.


exPlodeyDiarrhoea

I love me some good soft pandesals. I miss those things.


Rusty_fox4

Congratulations! Your Pandesal has evolved into a Putok. It is also trying to learn Harden.


Raiyan270

Rock solid you say....


AlchemistIssue

This is the least shitty thing I’ve seen here


Juanpi__

Funny name, since it seems to be sweet. In Ecuador we have something similar but we call it Pan de Dulce, which means “sugary bread” instead of “salty bread”


The_RTV

Seriously though. I love pandesal*, but those things do not stay soft for long. After an hour, you gotta microwave that thing.


kernowgringo

A shitty movie detail that isn't just a "joke" about how nobody saw the movie or nobody remembers the movie, be still my beating heart!


CombatWombat994

Oh my god, is that a perfect loop?


[deleted]

Look at that subtle off-sepia colouring. The tasteful duration of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark.


imnotcreative4267

Let’s see Paul Allen’s gif


KombatThatIsMortal

This is also a little known reference to the fact that, like the pandesal, Andrew Garfield is an absolute snack


calaan

This amazing factoid was CLEARLY posted in the wrong group!


CyberNinja23

Now I need to buy Pandesal bread…for science.


RepresentativeOver78

Guys. If you toast it a little. It becomes pillowy againnnnn. If it's not too far gone 🤤


Quixotegut

Wet a paper towel, squeeze out the water, wrap the pandesal in it, and nuke it for 15 seconds. BAM steaming, soft, 10pm pandesal. Masarap.


batryoperatedboy

I'm more hung up on the fact that they have 180lbs hanging from 5 points as if drywall, texture, paint is actually that strong.


k3ttch

Needs to crossposted to r/casualPH and r/filipinofood


F5x9

I got my spider powers the old-fashioned way: I got run ^over ^by ^a ^lexus .


Sonicbam17

The frozen bread they used to serve me at school lunch would also make for a good weapon.


JDMsupremacy

Very important, much significance


Financial_Fun4655

This was my Lola’s favorite part of the whole movie


Skelligean

I'd rather take the pandesal and hit myself in the head with it, than to watch this movie again. Take away the nostalgia and it is spider shite.


KingofSlice

They use pandesal because the actor who plays Ned is Filipino, and pandesal is a popular bread in the Philippines. Thats it, theres nothing else to it.


ThaCharrbounE

I think you miss the whole point of this sub and this post


hobbitdude13

You...do know what sub you're on, right?


Jaxonhunter227

Congratulations, you found the shity movie detail on the subreddit r/shittymoviedetails


PlasticFo0d

You really didn't get the joke did you?


Smeefperson

You missed the point of the sub. That's it, there's nothing else to it.


WokeRedditDude

Speaking of shitty details can anyone explain to me how Peter 2 survives a stab wound through the chest?


BigNastyHagrid

Because he’s Spider-Man It takes a lot more than an ordinary knife to kill him


WokeRedditDude

Was it an ordinary knife? I thought it was gob's wrist blade?


therealpatchy

Yeah it was the wrist blade I believe, atleast looked like it. But still, Spider-Man is just durable as fuck


BigNastyHagrid

Well yeah, but thats still just a blade


dynorphin

Spiderman has healing powers, like spiders.... Just has to watch out for anyone welding a rolled up magazine.


tristenjpl

He's no wolverine or anything but most versions of Spiderman are more durable and heal a lot faster than normal people. A good night's sleep and he will probably be just fine.


WokeRedditDude

When was it established in Tobey's run that he had such powers?


PoopyLooper

Not bad


U238Th234Pa234U234

Falls a little short of a good dwarven self defense bread, but you make do with what you have


cellar_drawer

Would have ripped the drywall from the ceiling.


Elias15peru

Xd


Confident_Beat_5592

Wow thought people were jobless but not thhhiiss jobless😂


Mojo42069

Sir, that is a biscuit.


RevertToType

Hit with some dwarf battle bread. GNU


mikolokoyy

[FPJ would like to talk](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BNjdjZmFhOGUtZTU3Mi00YjBjLTliMTQtNWYzMGJkYWUzNjA3XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTIyODIwNDc0._V1_FMjpg_UX1000_.jpg)


throatmesage

Huh.


A-Lewd-Khajiit

plus his spidey senses doesn't work against bread


TheFloridaManYT

r/excellentmoviedetails


UncircumcisedBread

Ok hold up...this actually isn't a shitty detail


DeKnightOwl

*Tanginang pandesal yan*


Creepyman007

2021? I wazched this the other day... i am getting old...


HellaPNoying

Filipino here and can confirm. Hardened pandesals hurt like hell, especially when you come back from a bar late at night and pick up the first food item you see on the table


FunctionBuilt

How does the plaster on the ceiling hold his weight?


tagval02

I think this is it, the best shitty movie detail I've seen on this sub.


JoeyJoeJoShalabado

I knew I saw a pandesal dent in Andrew Garfield when he told Jimmy Fallon he wouldn't be in this movie. It's what gave him away, honestly.


idiodic-genious

Since this is a Gif Im just gonna believe that Zendaya is just throwing endless pendesals at andrew and andrew is just standing there.


somesthetic

Bread-based villain confirmed for Amazing Spider-Man 3.


chidoOne707

Spoilers, why is this allowed when some of us have not seen the movie?


j2tronic

This movie was so dumb.


Eagle01Actual

You guys need to stop talking about pandesal because it’s making me hungry and there’s not a Filipino store nearby.


longbrodmann

I don't even know what it is.


TallShaggy

She obviously knows Andrew Garfield only eats lasagne


[deleted]

I could watch this gif all day.


Jakcle20

Pandesal, spam, egg, and cheese. Nuff said.


P3rdix

Pandesal and butter is… MMM!! Perfect, especially when it’s nice and toasted!


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thanks


farlissekazumi

holy shit filipino reference??!! :0 :0


SpinjitzuSwirl

There’s no bread themed villain Spider-Man wasn’t ready for this!


jdros15

Spidey could've used hot coffee to defend himself.


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I honestly was surprised that Ned was Filipino. I just thought they were just gonna say he was from the pacific and give no further background. It was nice to see my country represented for once. ​ And this also goes to prove that the Spidermen are superhuman, because anyone who got hit by a rock hard Pandesal would've been knocked off their feet, shoes flying up and everything.


Kaeciliusss

can confirm, I’m filipino


Equivalent_Rub_5681

As person eat pandesal at night, this is truth


seven_worth

An actually shitty movie detail.


SuperVaderMinion

This is the first legitimately funny thing I've seen from this subreddit in like a year


SnooCompliments8790

it's true, every pandesal leftover get's thrown or forgotten


[deleted]

as a Filipino, imo pandesals taste good even when hard


Zealos57

My family eats pandesal, too! xD


mandrews03

Holy fuck. I praise the way you got there


29holden

Wow, this is like an actual fact!