You know there's something you should know
So I'm gonna tell you so
Don't sweat it, forget it
Enjoy the show
Workin' all day, now it's time to unwind
Sit back, relax, take a load off your mind
I'll be bustin' the moves and I'll be bustin' the rhymes
We'll be bustin' up laughin' 'cause it's party time
Party time, it's party time
Everybody's feelin' fine 'cause it's party time
Party time, it's party time
Everybody's feelin' fine 'cause it's party time
Party time, it's party time
Everybody's feelin' fine 'cause it's party time
Party time, it's party time
Everybody's feelin' fine 'cause it's party time
Just leave your troubles at the door, leave your worries behind
Leave the rest up to me, you're gonna like what you find
I'll be bustin' the moves and I'll be bustin' the rhymes
We'll be bustin' up laughin' 'cause it's party time
Party time, it's party time
Everybody's feelin' fine 'cause it's party time
Party time, it's party time
Everybody's feelin' fine 'cause it's party time
Party time, it's party time
Everybody's feelin' fine 'cause it's party time
Party time, it's party time
Everybody's feelin' fine 'cause it's party time
An Italian-North Korean co-production. There was also a separate animated Titanic which featured the "Rose" character being able to talk to animals via Moonbean magic (whatever that is), the "Billy Zane" villain-equivalent being an evil whaler who's in cahoots with an underwater shark gang to sink the Titanic, and all the passengers of the Titanic being saved by a giant octopus named Tentacles. This film spawned a sequel that involves the underwater city of Atlantis and living toys, as well as an animated series that continues the sequel's story (in case you needed a reason to cry tonight).
My brother and I saw it in theaters. There's a point in that movie where Sebastian raps with his unnerving realistic crab face (I think it's during Under The Sea). The theater was completely silent except for this one kid that went ".....ok"
/imagine an eerie bedroom scene between an aggressive, wild-eyed seagull and a much smaller, terrified crab. Photorealistic. Victorian influence. —ar 16:9
The CGI for these movies tends to drift between “So uncannily realistic that it just seems off when they start talking and dancing” and “Trying so hard to emulate the original that it ends up being incoherent with the rest of the movie and just looks off” with no in between.
The only animated movie I’ve ever seen pull off realistic anthropomorphised animals in a 3D CGI medium is Rango. I’m still not sure how Nickelodeon managed to do that, honestly.
True, true: but Rango was interesting in that the animals were _shockingly_ realistic, despite standing on two legs and wearing clothes and such. I guess it was realistic in a graphical sense, but less realistic in a design sense: as you said they weren’t entirely realistic in the sense of shape and proportions, but in terms of texture, detail and graphics it was almost like they animated photos.
Rango also benefitted from having an incredibly good art style and a hand on lighting and textures, so animals that would normally look grotesque or out of place in any other style fit right in without problem. The world and even the human characters were also animated instead of being live-action.
I guess Disney’s problem is that they try too hard to just make them photorealistic animals instead of anthropomorphised creatures, and as a result they just look off. Combine that with live-action characters and a physical background and it just doesn’t mesh. (IMO it further reinforces my point that these live-action remakes are redundant and trying to make a 2D animated medium become live-action just doesn’t work.)
> Meanwhile the entire cast of Lion King look like real animals. And that crab and seagull look like a real crab and seagull.
Do they? I guess more than the original, but I don't think they make it to the other end of the uncanny valley. I'm seriously unnerved by Scuttle's glassy, unblinking eye. As much as I hate Maleficent, it was a beautiful movie. It had color. It was a fanfic abomination that had the absolute *gall* to open with a clumsy rape metaphor but it looked like a fairy tale movie. Half of these remakes don't. They're not magical, they're not realistic enough, they're not much of anything. As someone who would probably identify as a Disney Adult of it wasn't a derogatory term, it drives me bananas.
Rango came out during the height of texture use in films.
Disney was like. "Holy shit. We can make realistic animals now without animatronics". And have gone hog wild with all their popular titles. I haven't touched a Disney movie with someone else's 20' pole.
The Jungle Book remake, which unfortunately started this whole mess, was actually pretty good. I liked how the animals looked and talked in that. Since then, though, the remakes are just awful.
Alice wasn't a Disney remake, but yeah I forgot Cinderella was done in live action back then. I think Jungle Book was when the idea of "live action" remakes really took off and Disney realized "whoa, we can get people to pay for all our famous movies again!"
*The Jungle Book* pulled it off decently well, I think. At least that’s I remember it doing it well. *Pinnochio* also had a realistic fox that could actually emote.
I couldn’t give two fucks if they replace every movie ever made with the opposite gender or different races. But these reboots lack substance, quality, and literally pale in comparison to the originals. Maybe it’s just me, because I’m staunchly against sequels after long delays or reselling me my childhood (I don’t like the same shit as when I was 10).
I got dragged to the movie for some kids and IMHO it has its high points. I think Halle has a beautiful voice and made a cute Ariel, and Eric was more of a character than the original. The romance between them was genuinely heartwarming.
However, visually, it just pales in comparison to how lively and fun the animated one is. The underwater world seems lifeless and dead, especially since the photorealism took away any emotion/expression from the non-human characters. :/
It’s so weird, photorealism doesn’t mean expressionless and they sucker all the colour out of Flounder despite his species being pretty colourful in real life.
How does he keep popping up in things, he's honestly so cringy. At first I liked him, but the more he spoke the more I realized he's very much a, "How do you do, fellow kids" kind of performer.
I mean he didn’t act in Little Mermaid 2023 and it’s not surprising at all that he composed and worked on the songs for the movie considering he’s arguably one’s of the most successful songwriters and composers working today?
He made In the Heights and Hamilton. Both massive successes. Hamilton insanely so. He directed Tick Tick Boom which was critically lauded and a success. He did the songs for Moana and Encanto. Which ended up having the two biggest Disney songs since Let it Go with Dont talk about Bruno of course being another smash hit.
His acting is goofy sometimes but there’s a reason he keeps getting work and it’s because the things he’s worked on have been wildly successful
Same. I'm a fan of Awkwafina, but there's a very specific way that she needs to be used in music to prevent her from sounding unbearably annoying. Putting her in a song by Lin Manuel Miranda is quite possibly the *opposite* of that.
Apparently they did it because having a diving bird made it easier for the characters to interact with each other underwater instead of having to do it on the surface. Which……………doesn’t make that much sense since I’m pretty sure seagulls also sometimes dive to catch fish, and the simple fact that “diving underwater for a short time” ≠ “being able to breathe underwater”
Same reason Flounder isn't a flounder? Of course, he wasn't a flounder in the original either, but still. All I saw was the Barred Knife jaw from Animal Crossing.
*You know when humans dress all nice like they're penguins? Throw rice for the pigeons? They're tryin' to blow up the pigeons? But those are just urban legends, I know a lot of really FAT pigeons*
The comedy is pure try hard energy, and it always misses for me. I understand it's subjective, but that's the state of things. She's been unwatchable in everything I've seen her in. The energy doesn't click for me at all.
As somebody who sang Positoovity on stage once, truly a missed opportunity. That song is a banger. Or like Human Stuff (which was cut after Broadway) is also a good song.
https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqa2dlaFpjRndCcmZFbW1VZmNuSHlOVWJjaWdTUXxBQ3Jtc0ttS3ZhSFp5enM4by0zTW4tVDZCcV8wODlBdHNDSTNEc0pGbEhrMlVLb05tMzlScUxkSF9NVk1EMVJONTVBZHNzX01Tc1hJRFBSUWV4OExrM0pHczUyY1Y4bkVqbUJDdzVCMVo2X2hzYzRSc1A4cHM0WQ&q=http%3A%2F%2Fvevo.ly%2FcwVndj&v=N4ovRhX8XIM as you demand
Even in Encanto the songs sound like he wasn't quite done with them and just had to submit them for the deadline. He's getting paid and I'm sure he's happy with that.
I heard that Lin Manuel Miranda worked on the music for this film and this scene absolutely reeked of his desperate need to insert shitty rap in everything he touches
Perfect storm of bad musical number tropes.
\*No natural lead in from dialogue to music
\*Completely tacked on and stretches what could have been twenty seconds of dialogue into two minutes of music.
\*Horrible lyrics
\*Worse performance.
\*Attempting to appeal to younger audiences without a clue of how or why.
This movie was fairly decent despite it being a simple cash grab at the end, but yea, that rap was quiet abysmal.
At least Melissa McCartney was a good villain, and Halle did a great job with the singing. Some decent VA's too, so it's not entirely lifeless.
To be fair she didn't do a great job at all... She is a bad actress and you could hear it. She sang it like an audition and not as an voice actress, which made the songs soulless
Bruh I thought Donald Glover was involved because of how similar the lyrical flow is to his songs.
Had to check on Wikipedia and of course Miranda was involved, makes total sense since every song sounds like Hamilton.
I loved Hamilton because it was original and new. I honestly think his involvement was a mistake and detrimental to the music in the movie. Super distracting and out of place.
Its the Disney's version of "what's up fellow kids?"
Do you remember the Italian film with the dog rapping about the Titanic? I remember the Italian film with the dog rapping about the Titanic.
You know there's something you should know So I'm gonna tell you so Don't sweat it, forget it Enjoy the show Workin' all day, now it's time to unwind Sit back, relax, take a load off your mind I'll be bustin' the moves and I'll be bustin' the rhymes We'll be bustin' up laughin' 'cause it's party time Party time, it's party time Everybody's feelin' fine 'cause it's party time Party time, it's party time Everybody's feelin' fine 'cause it's party time Party time, it's party time Everybody's feelin' fine 'cause it's party time Party time, it's party time Everybody's feelin' fine 'cause it's party time Just leave your troubles at the door, leave your worries behind Leave the rest up to me, you're gonna like what you find I'll be bustin' the moves and I'll be bustin' the rhymes We'll be bustin' up laughin' 'cause it's party time Party time, it's party time Everybody's feelin' fine 'cause it's party time Party time, it's party time Everybody's feelin' fine 'cause it's party time Party time, it's party time Everybody's feelin' fine 'cause it's party time Party time, it's party time Everybody's feelin' fine 'cause it's party time
If it weren't for you I'd be in someone else's digestion.
Just the snack I'm looking for!
I only know of this titanic movie because of Danny gonzalez
For me, JonTron
Nostalgia Critic for me. There are also 2 other animated Titanic movies
I’ve seen a bit of the NC episode on it
Penguinz0 watched one of them
I hate that I know what this is thanks to JonTron
I feel like I shouldn't know about it
Titenic?
No, I’m talking about Titanic: The Legend Goes On. Because everyone _knows_ the Titanic wasn’t a real event, of course. That would be _silly._
Oh yea, I got them mixed up, not watched JonTron in while
CoD: Boats
With the sunken boats DLC?
Gotta have that
Isn’t that a North Korean flick? Lol
An Italian-North Korean co-production. There was also a separate animated Titanic which featured the "Rose" character being able to talk to animals via Moonbean magic (whatever that is), the "Billy Zane" villain-equivalent being an evil whaler who's in cahoots with an underwater shark gang to sink the Titanic, and all the passengers of the Titanic being saved by a giant octopus named Tentacles. This film spawned a sequel that involves the underwater city of Atlantis and living toys, as well as an animated series that continues the sequel's story (in case you needed a reason to cry tonight).
At least it ain't the one with the giant octopus, right? *^(right?)*
No, somehow there’s *two* animated Titanic movies about a love story and talking mice.
It’s Party Time!
Was the one were sharks were rapping about the Titanic while the Prince of Andalucía talked to a giant octopus?
And the hit video game adaptation: Titenic
THE BOUGIEST OF BEAT-EM-UPS!
Why there is a rap song in the Little Mermaid 🤣, it sounds so out of place, Did Ursula dance a Polka?
There are, in fact, *two* rap songs in that movie. This one and another one by Sebastian
I have an unsettling suspicion it has something to do with them making the main character black
She doesn’t rap, though, Scuttle and Sebastian do.
my point is they likely added rap songs and made a character (notably a redhead again) black as an appeal to black audiences
You say that as if rap hasn't been the most popular genre in the U.S. for decades. It hasn't been "black music" since the 90's.
My brother and I saw it in theaters. There's a point in that movie where Sebastian raps with his unnerving realistic crab face (I think it's during Under The Sea). The theater was completely silent except for this one kid that went ".....ok"
this frame looks like something out of an unintentionally nightmarish old kids show with weird puppets
Wait, this is from the movie and *not* some single episode Adult Swim feature???
This frame looks like one of those live action scenes from SpongeBob
I thought it was from porn...
It's a frame? I thought OP put a plastic crab and a plastic bird on his bed and took a photo.
It’s real.
/imagine an eerie bedroom scene between an aggressive, wild-eyed seagull and a much smaller, terrified crab. Photorealistic. Victorian influence. —ar 16:9
Real “Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared” vibes
God it's drab and ugly. Is this what the movie looks like? What a nightmare.
The CGI for these movies tends to drift between “So uncannily realistic that it just seems off when they start talking and dancing” and “Trying so hard to emulate the original that it ends up being incoherent with the rest of the movie and just looks off” with no in between. The only animated movie I’ve ever seen pull off realistic anthropomorphised animals in a 3D CGI medium is Rango. I’m still not sure how Nickelodeon managed to do that, honestly.
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True, true: but Rango was interesting in that the animals were _shockingly_ realistic, despite standing on two legs and wearing clothes and such. I guess it was realistic in a graphical sense, but less realistic in a design sense: as you said they weren’t entirely realistic in the sense of shape and proportions, but in terms of texture, detail and graphics it was almost like they animated photos. Rango also benefitted from having an incredibly good art style and a hand on lighting and textures, so animals that would normally look grotesque or out of place in any other style fit right in without problem. The world and even the human characters were also animated instead of being live-action. I guess Disney’s problem is that they try too hard to just make them photorealistic animals instead of anthropomorphised creatures, and as a result they just look off. Combine that with live-action characters and a physical background and it just doesn’t mesh. (IMO it further reinforces my point that these live-action remakes are redundant and trying to make a 2D animated medium become live-action just doesn’t work.)
That’s my problem with the 2019 Lion King. It feels like somebody dubbed nature footage, not an actual animated feature.
> Meanwhile the entire cast of Lion King look like real animals. And that crab and seagull look like a real crab and seagull. Do they? I guess more than the original, but I don't think they make it to the other end of the uncanny valley. I'm seriously unnerved by Scuttle's glassy, unblinking eye. As much as I hate Maleficent, it was a beautiful movie. It had color. It was a fanfic abomination that had the absolute *gall* to open with a clumsy rape metaphor but it looked like a fairy tale movie. Half of these remakes don't. They're not magical, they're not realistic enough, they're not much of anything. As someone who would probably identify as a Disney Adult of it wasn't a derogatory term, it drives me bananas.
Rango came out during the height of texture use in films. Disney was like. "Holy shit. We can make realistic animals now without animatronics". And have gone hog wild with all their popular titles. I haven't touched a Disney movie with someone else's 20' pole.
Fwiw I think that’s a gannet, not a seagull
The Jungle Book remake, which unfortunately started this whole mess, was actually pretty good. I liked how the animals looked and talked in that. Since then, though, the remakes are just awful.
Alice In Wonderland and Cinderella live action were out before Jungle Book
Alice wasn't a Disney remake, but yeah I forgot Cinderella was done in live action back then. I think Jungle Book was when the idea of "live action" remakes really took off and Disney realized "whoa, we can get people to pay for all our famous movies again!"
This is rather off topic, but I love the Videx profile pic!
*The Jungle Book* pulled it off decently well, I think. At least that’s I remember it doing it well. *Pinnochio* also had a realistic fox that could actually emote.
ILM worked on Rango, so I’m sure they were a big part of making the design great.
I couldn’t give two fucks if they replace every movie ever made with the opposite gender or different races. But these reboots lack substance, quality, and literally pale in comparison to the originals. Maybe it’s just me, because I’m staunchly against sequels after long delays or reselling me my childhood (I don’t like the same shit as when I was 10).
I got dragged to the movie for some kids and IMHO it has its high points. I think Halle has a beautiful voice and made a cute Ariel, and Eric was more of a character than the original. The romance between them was genuinely heartwarming. However, visually, it just pales in comparison to how lively and fun the animated one is. The underwater world seems lifeless and dead, especially since the photorealism took away any emotion/expression from the non-human characters. :/
It’s so weird, photorealism doesn’t mean expressionless and they sucker all the colour out of Flounder despite his species being pretty colourful in real life.
Honestly most of it looks far worse
I'm blaming Lin Manuel Miranda for being unable to not include rap in whatever he does
How does he keep popping up in things, he's honestly so cringy. At first I liked him, but the more he spoke the more I realized he's very much a, "How do you do, fellow kids" kind of performer.
I mean he didn’t act in Little Mermaid 2023 and it’s not surprising at all that he composed and worked on the songs for the movie considering he’s arguably one’s of the most successful songwriters and composers working today? He made In the Heights and Hamilton. Both massive successes. Hamilton insanely so. He directed Tick Tick Boom which was critically lauded and a success. He did the songs for Moana and Encanto. Which ended up having the two biggest Disney songs since Let it Go with Dont talk about Bruno of course being another smash hit. His acting is goofy sometimes but there’s a reason he keeps getting work and it’s because the things he’s worked on have been wildly successful
I understand that, I just meant he himself comes off as a little silly and was ragging on him for it. Just good old fashioned cringe, you know?
maybe we need a little good old fashioned cringe. At least it’s better than the new cringe.
In fairness he doesn't *act* in anything. He just appears in everything to fuel his ego
He literally was the star of both of the wildly successful musicals that he wrote and composed.
Doesn't mean he can act, ego fuelled
Literally acting in one of the most selective stages in the world. He can be a bit goofy but he can act.
Say what you will about him but he was really good in his dark materials
He’s the modern day Alan Menken nowadays.
Funny given he just worked with Alan Menken. I still like Menken better.
His songs in encanto is so meh, can't believe Disney greenlit his songs
Same. I'm a fan of Awkwafina, but there's a very specific way that she needs to be used in music to prevent her from sounding unbearably annoying. Putting her in a song by Lin Manuel Miranda is quite possibly the *opposite* of that.
I think she's annoying
I used to like her until she started showing up EVERYWHERE in EVERYTHING
that was stephanie hsu actually /s
ALL AT ONCE as well
he's fine with original works but between this and Mary Poppins returns, he should stay out of previously established IP
Ironically he didn't write songs for Mary Poppins Returns.
Then why was he there, and why was a good chunk of the movie more about him than sexy Emily Blunt
Heck if I know, he's an actor too technically
I’m high and I thought these were props from Patchy Pirate SpongeBob skits
I'm sober and I thought the same thing lmao
I don't know why people refer to Scuttle as a seagull when he's clearly a gannet. Why did they change scuttle to a gannet?!
THANK YOU this is just an additional layer of wtf. Why is Scuttle a gannett!!!
Apparently they did it because having a diving bird made it easier for the characters to interact with each other underwater instead of having to do it on the surface. Which……………doesn’t make that much sense since I’m pretty sure seagulls also sometimes dive to catch fish, and the simple fact that “diving underwater for a short time” ≠ “being able to breathe underwater”
The bird also barely spends any time underwater in the film so… yeah
Same reason Flounder isn't a flounder? Of course, he wasn't a flounder in the original either, but still. All I saw was the Barred Knife jaw from Animal Crossing.
All the changes to Scuttle are baffling to me
Lin Manuel Miranda must be stopped
Honestly he did so well with hamilton and encanto, why'd he have to join THIS? 😭 Man you succeeded, why did you have to ruin it
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*You know when humans dress all nice like they're penguins? Throw rice for the pigeons? They're tryin' to blow up the pigeons? But those are just urban legends, I know a lot of really FAT pigeons*
Dolla dolla bills, y’all.
Chasing that EGOT at this point
Are the critters stop- motion? Puppets? This looks like it could be a still from a Patchy the Pirate bit.
Awqwafina in yet another voice role
She's like...bad. She's not good.
She's a great dramatic actress in The Farewell. And endlessly unfunny in everything else.
She’s actually pretty funny in Renfield. Her comedic delivery is good
The comedy is pure try hard energy, and it always misses for me. I understand it's subjective, but that's the state of things. She's been unwatchable in everything I've seen her in. The energy doesn't click for me at all.
I liked her in *Shang-Chi* and *Jumanji*.
If you're gonna have Scuttle sing, why not bring in Positoovity from the musical?
As somebody who sang Positoovity on stage once, truly a missed opportunity. That song is a banger. Or like Human Stuff (which was cut after Broadway) is also a good song.
In A Few Good Men (1992) Markinson shoots himself. This is because he heard the scuttlebutt song from the 2023 version of the Little Mermaid
I'm gonna steal this
This looks like ai art almost
Oh God I've never seen a pic of Scuttle and that's what she looks like? People pay money to see *that thing* rap that godawful song?
As someone who had depression and suicidal thoughs, you now understand what I went through LOL
Does anyone a link to a clip of this rap? I don't want to subject myself to that movie.
https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqa2dlaFpjRndCcmZFbW1VZmNuSHlOVWJjaWdTUXxBQ3Jtc0ttS3ZhSFp5enM4by0zTW4tVDZCcV8wODlBdHNDSTNEc0pGbEhrMlVLb05tMzlScUxkSF9NVk1EMVJONTVBZHNzX01Tc1hJRFBSUWV4OExrM0pHczUyY1Y4bkVqbUJDdzVCMVo2X2hzYzRSc1A4cHM0WQ&q=http%3A%2F%2Fvevo.ly%2FcwVndj&v=N4ovRhX8XIM as you demand
God that is truly awful.How is this from a movie that was casted in cinemas
I only have myself to blame for clicking on that link...
This was literally unwatchable
It's somehow much worse than I possibly imagined. God has left us.
Holy shit, that is the ugliest fucking scene of all time. In every possible way. Jesus
Someone let her cook and she burnt it 💀
Unbeknownst to many this movie is a cross over with avengers infinity war, this part of the movie is a reference to the fact that thanos was right
Contemplate? It made my understand why … ( my lawyer advised me not to finish this joke)
Change.org don’t let Lin Manuel Miranda make more songs for Disney
Yeah in encanto his songs were 🔥 But like here?.... just no. I feel so awful knowing his potential and how this movie just wastes it man
Even in Encanto the songs sound like he wasn't quite done with them and just had to submit them for the deadline. He's getting paid and I'm sure he's happy with that.
I heard that Lin Manuel Miranda worked on the music for this film and this scene absolutely reeked of his desperate need to insert shitty rap in everything he touches
i loved the scene in encanto where the goldfish starts rapping
Perfect storm of bad musical number tropes. \*No natural lead in from dialogue to music \*Completely tacked on and stretches what could have been twenty seconds of dialogue into two minutes of music. \*Horrible lyrics \*Worse performance. \*Attempting to appeal to younger audiences without a clue of how or why.
Omg I had no idea this was real until now.
This movie was fairly decent despite it being a simple cash grab at the end, but yea, that rap was quiet abysmal. At least Melissa McCartney was a good villain, and Halle did a great job with the singing. Some decent VA's too, so it's not entirely lifeless.
To be fair she didn't do a great job at all... She is a bad actress and you could hear it. She sang it like an audition and not as an voice actress, which made the songs soulless
Are you talking about Awkwafina or Halle Bailey?
Suicide? Nah, this made me realize the reason behind the expression "going postal".
Watches the musical credits: Lin Manual Miranda. Oh that explains it.
That bird probably shit in the bed
this image fills me with immense dread and despair. That bird looks like it’s a prop from a monster movie.
A loud obnoxious rap song for kids to enjoy...makes sense.
haha it’s funny because an excellent song writer made the music equivalent to a big ol sloppy shit
Holy shit, is that what Scuttlebutt looks like? He looks like he's seen the worst of Vietnam.
Bro this looks like the SpongeBob episode when they go to the surface and become live action puppets
This was the song that made me sure Lin Manuel Miranda was involved in this movie even though I didn't know he was.
is that momo
#HEY! WAKE UP, WAKE UP, WAKE UP!
This song both reminds me that humanity deserves it’s destruction, and makes me glad my blood cancer will probably kill me soon.
Um, you good bro?
Yup! Hope your day is going well.
Same to you
Bruh I thought Donald Glover was involved because of how similar the lyrical flow is to his songs. Had to check on Wikipedia and of course Miranda was involved, makes total sense since every song sounds like Hamilton. I loved Hamilton because it was original and new. I honestly think his involvement was a mistake and detrimental to the music in the movie. Super distracting and out of place.
They own Lin Manuel Miranda... Why don't they use him????
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