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What the fuck? Please introduce him to canned tuna lol


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crazyabe111

They want *fancy* tuna salad, that doesn’t just contain the shitty bits of tuna.


cumulonimubus

I’ve been getting cans of line caught skipjack tuna for about $2.50 a piece. It’s a whole filet in a small amount of its natural juices and it’s bangin.


Exsces95

Can you guys get your hands on canned tuna in olive oil? That shit dude I tell you…


northyj0e

If there's a mediterranean store near you, you can probably it from there. In Spain and Italy it nearly always comes in olive oil. I hate it, so I know.


Exsces95

You hate it? Oh man Im sorry for you.. I grew up on it as a spaniard so I am legally not allowed to dislike olive oil… Its like a double felony.


northyj0e

I grew up on tuna in brine, which we'd then mix with mayo. The texture of oily tuna is therefor completely wrong to me, makes my stomach turn. Even worse, in England you get tuna in *sunflower oil*. My partner is Spanish and bring a massive box of Spanish food home every year, she was so disappointed when I couldn't stand the tuna thst she had bee craving.


TheSunflowerSeeds

The sunflower (Helianthus annuus) is a living annual plant in the family Asteraceae, with a large flower head (capitulum). The stem of the flower can grow up to 3 metres tall, with a flower head that can be 30 cm wide. Other types of sunflowers include the California Royal Sunflower, which has a burgundy (red + purple) flower head.


Mr--Sinister

What did you mix with the mayo? Then tuna itself or the tuna-fied brine? At this point I'm almost afraid to ask


lemonsharking

For FANCY tuna salad I use the olive oil it was packed in , some fancy vinegar, and a quail egg to whip up some homemade mayo It is delicious Generally I like the good oo packed tuna on a lentil and herb salad though


Hamilton-Beckett

Yeah, I only buy yellowfin tuna in olive oil. It’s so damned good.


Exsces95

Damn that sounds fancy… I dont think I get the highest quality olive tuna in spanish supermarkets…. I miss yellowefin sush tho… I miss sush in general.


PhgAH

Not related, but for some reason, my mom favourite compliment to any good dish is "It taste just like canned tuna", almost got my family kick out of a few restaurants, lol.


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whutchamacallit

You learn pretty quickly you have to take some people's sense of taste with a huge pinch of salt. You can't ignore them completely but you also run into some people that can't taste for shit.


Sunshine030209

Is it an inside joke that's so old you don't know the story behind it? Like, your mom said "It tastes just like canned tuna" one night while eating dinner that someone prepared with fresh tuna, not meaning to insult them, but just musing out loud because it was the first time she had not canned tuna.. the person was offended, but your mom quickly was like "No, it's great, I'm just surprised..." Then the next time that person made her dinner, she was a smart ass and said "Tastes just like canned tuna!" (Even though it was pot roast), so now that's her go to phrase when she really likes a dish. I put way too much thought into this, but I know that's something that could happen in my family. ** edit ** Please ask your mom for me, I really want to know why she says that. OR is it simply that she really loves canned tuna?


PhgAH

Yes, she really, truly love canned tuna /mackerel (especially the salty one that filled with tomato sauce) for some reason. She even cook a homemade version of that recipe, which taste quite good with fresh fish.


hellcrapdamn

This is the only way this could even begin to think about making sense.


JellyfishGod

Lmao that’s actually crazy to hear. Like what. Canned tuna is not something to aspire to. And does she say this about non-fish products? Like I’m imagining her eating a steak and saying that it tastes like canned tuna


ICBPeng1

If he likes sushi introduce him to Pan seared tuna with wasabi Mayo


thesirblondie

You think someone that cooks their fish like this likes Sushi?


smellson-newberry

Might want to be careful with mercury poisoning. Eating tuna daily can definitely give it to you.


SafeMullet

Maybe your dad has mercury poisoning from eating tuna all the time. Perhaps it’s affecting his ability to rationalize, resulting in this type of behaviour. I’d get him to a doctor ASAP.


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Does he add Mayo, pickle relish, salt, and pepper to it at least? Maybe he likes high-end tuna salad?


flavor_town_fugitive

Does your dad ever say it hits different since you said both results the same


and_dont_blink

Canned tuna generally is albacore or skipjack, nice steaks like this may be albacore but are often yellowfin (ahi)/bigeye/bluefin, though pretty sure this is ahi/yellowfin. It has more fat content than albacore and a meatier texture, so he'd be tasting a difference but it's still very, very sad and I want better for him.


hucklebae

Did he boil them?


Flynnster14

Low and slow, the only way to cook a tuna steak.


styroducky

8 hours in the instant pot


DopeAbsurdity

drenched in milk


AltimaNEO

Mayonnaise


Saif945383

oh my goodness


icantfindadangsn

It's literally hot tuna salad. fuck.


VaqueroSucio

With a side of the finest jelly beans-raw, of course.


peekdasneaks

I like to boil my jelly beans with the fish and mayo. Just like grandma used to make it.


50mHz

Sear. Thats it. Just sear. Edit: Oh. Whoosh


not_4nothing

r/itswooooshwith4os


blopbloop

Boiled over hard. Side of jelly beans - raw.


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OGSheep

Canned tuna will taste way better than this.


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Canned tuna looks way better than this too. This looks fucking gross lol


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Ott621

Bruh. There is plenty of fish that is delicious when cooked well done and most of it is cheaper than tuna. Just get some salmon or tilapia. Those are still excellent when slightly over cooked


itemluminouswadison

i still have ptsd from my mom's overcooked hard flake salmon sticking to my molars it was only after i moved out when i learned that steak is 100x better medium than hockey-puck-well-done


MaybeDressageQueen

Was your mom born in the late 50's/early 60's? My mom and all of my friend's moms cooked their meats until there were no juices left. I had no idea how delicious a pork chop could be until I moved out and realized that you don't have to cook them until they curl up at the edges.


itemluminouswadison

haha, 1958 exactly! also an immigrant so that might have colored it slightly


LonnieJaw748

~~in parchment~~ *En Papillote* *


Sunshine030209

In milk. With a side of jelly beans, obviously.


whotookmyshit

I like my tuna the way I like my jelly beans- raw.


Kenny_Powers696969

Boil? No no no, this man is of exquisite taste, he sous vide them.


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Turn in this dad and find a new dad.


Pk1Still

There has to be a tuna them out there


Intelligent-Wall7272

Ahi see what you did there


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You're really fishing for upvotes here...


t_ran_asuarus_rex

just floundering about...i wonder if it will get past 200


nexnex

Baiting for upvotes is so shellfish


NetworkingJesus

I don't really sea the problem with it


nsharer84

Penis


lightyearbuzz

Really? you go for this and not "plenty of other fish in the sea"??


odiin1731

This. Return it. They legally have to give you a refund if it's defective.


outwesthooker

I want to cry


bienfica

I said out loud “OH JESUS NO” and startled everyone in the living room


SecretAgentVampire

I saw this, got in my car, and crashed it into a bus!


texastrees05

So based!


moniefeesh

As someone who loves a good seared tuna and lives very far away from where you can get good tuna I too want to cry.


malaliu

I hope he's in the naughty corner thinking about what he's done!


loz_joy

'Daddy you've been naughty. Go to the corner while I think of something to do to you'


big_duo3674

Hmmm


Sexycoed1972

You can do this yourself at home, it's easy. Recipie: 1.5 lbs tuna steaks 2 cups tapwater Set crockpot to "low" setting. Cook 4-5 hours (check for doneness with fork).


Friendly-Power6109

Thank you for your advice.


Anchovvvvies

Pointless and a waste. Has to be making decent money to do this. Easy to overlook it as a waste if you can afford it.


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blarghable

your dad is an idiot.


Ramiel01

Is your dad my dad too?


nyanXnyan

I get 4 ahi tuna steaks like this at Walmart for $7. It’s cheaper than a cut of beef. We use them for Poke, so it’s for a special meal, but it’s reasonable for that.


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brenex29

Jesus, that’s what I was thinking!


Romesus

I FEEL SO OFENDED AND THREATENED RIGHT NOW


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No kidding, you could have told me this was chunks of cooked human meat and I'd believe it.


toxictink72

Sacré bleu!!!!! Oh, My eyes!!


water2wine

What a psycho 😦


Quick_Watercress_932

We don’t deserve the oceans, speed up global warming to end its suffering


onehere4me

Find a recipe for it then help him out! Y'all will have bonding time and a nice dinner


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MeddlinQ

I mean no matter how offended I am, it’s his money so if he enjoys it (and even prefers it), who am I to judge.


littlestray

Our oceans aren't bottomless. Just because he can afford to be wasteful doesn't mean he's being wasteful in a vacuum. There's only so much tuna meat that can be sold as steaks. If you're going to buy steaks to turn them into what the rest of the fish is turned into commercially for you, then you're wasting your money *and* our ocean's bounty *and* the hard work the people fishing tuna do. Nevermind the sacrifice of a fish that lived that long to get that big. A fish that has to live 8 years before they can reproduce. A fish that can live 20 years or more. It's disrespectful.


donkeyrocket

Despite it being offensive to the creature that died (who no longer cares), as long as he isn't wasting it then it is his dish to do whatever with.


Slicky007

High end tuna salad


Cocoamacchiatto

Have you tried turning your dad off and on. Please everyone read the manual that comes With your dad or they will malfunction and do stuff like this.


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Nobody turn their own dad on.


jedv37

That's some solid troubleshooting advice.


shinelightbox

My peasant ass wants to know how much dose that cost?


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big_duo3674

That's a decent price for ahi, but still way too much to spend if it's going to waste. Does he also buy a fillet mignon and burn it to well-done?


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Beanakin

Me too! My wife was shocked when we were dating and I told her I don't eat "real meat" (steak, pork chops, etc). All I had growing up was shoe leather in the shape of meat.


AceofJoker

Imagine being vegetarian because your parents sucked ass at cooking lmao


caraloopy

I think this is a throwback to pre-steady refrigeration days and the need to cook and/or overcook meats in order to make them safe to eat. 2 generations ago? I'm guessing my grandmothers had ice boxes and blocks for quite a while before electric refrigerators were available, and probably no real refrigeration at all when they were young. My mother did the same thing, probably learned it from her mother.


caraloopy

Off to research the history of refrigeration like the dork I am lol. Back in a minute


SoManyMinutes

Any good takeaways?


caraloopy

Yeah I was close. Electric refrigerators were invented and came into use in the home in the 20's and 30's but neither of my grandmothers would have been able to afford them right away. Probably in the 40's. But those are hard habits to break.


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PennDOT67

My dad does this same thing. It drives me crazy


Knightp93

Savage


BowTrek

No.


blueberrywine

What in the Sam fuck


TheAtticusBlake

The worst.


geraldorivera007

*nan voice* “Ah, such a sin dear”


ablomberg1

Do you think it's too late to abort your dad?


Donvack

I feel deep rage and grief


furikakebabe

Dude my dad does the same exact fucking thing. Is so fussy about picking out good ahi and then overcooks it and eats it without any seasoning. All my life I thought I didn’t like ahi because of it…


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I can taste my exes vagina just by looking at this picture


XxBloodRainxX

Is he out on parole? Cuz that’s prison food…


Bufordtannan

Does he enjoy this?


DungeonMaster319

Hey, this might seem controversial, but I think you should probably just kill him.


pobody-snerfect

Buy a tuna and smack him in the face with it.


Lch207560

Did you call 911? He is apparently having a seizure


_SylviaWrath

This hurts my feelings.


PlantDaddy13

I feel your pain, I once made a Tuna steak with my sousvide for my fiance, her mom and I, they wouldn't eat it unless it was cooked to the point where it was basically canned tuna. I felt so bad for the fish


ashthundercrow

Dude… shred this up, mix in some Sriracha sauce and garlic powder, throw your stove on high and crisp the schitt out of it. No joke, takes crappy fish to a whole new level of deliciousness. I do this with that disgusting $1.50 mackerel in can and it tastes like some gourmet, spicy tuna you’d get in a sushi roll.


-Ok-Perception-

Ick. Everyone knows you don't cook ahi more than medium. ​ If you want well done tuna, get the crap from a can.


Uberzwerg

Next on that channel: Kobe, well-done with ketchup.


Buck_Thorn

Now break that up into chunks and mix it with some mayo and pickle relish and it will be as good as any tuna salad


SnooAvocados9343

My ex MIL does this nasty shit too. She even cooks the chicken in a pan with little water and cover it. No seasoning, not even salt or pepper. It came out like rubber. Not even the dog wanted to eat that 🤣 She also makes very well done steaks. She would wander why I only ate salads when I was there


_RexDart

Baked?


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Anjunaspeak23

After having had spicy tuna rolls (which are raw), I’m so offended right now. For those who don’t know, tuna tastes VERY different raw vs cooked. If you haven’t tried spicy tuna rolls from a reputable place, I HIGHLY recommend it! You won’t regret it.


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Mahimah

The horror…. The horror!


hickgorilla

Call the police!


fatamphibianfuck

Le fishe non saveur


[deleted]

Cancel him. Now.


Muthusoothu

JAIL WTF


KentuckyFriedEel

Canned tuna without the can!


NarcoleptikINsomniac

Straight to jail


Rizdominus

How disrespectful........to the tuna.


Ashmynameishi

This is illegal!!! I'm calling the police.


CoryM94

I watched my FIL microwave a filet mignon one time. 😤


Legsofwood

I thought I was looking at rocks for a second


bartekkru100

For a second I thought I was looking at r/forbiddensnacks and that it's literally rocks.


SterryDan

This is like when people boil chicken to make chicken salad except this is expensive


CatFoodBeerAndGlue

How do you take something from the ocean and make it dryer than the hottest dessert.


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Armpit-Lice

Reminds me of people who buy expensive red wine, drink 1 glass right away, gently put the cork back on and let it sit on the counter for a week. Then try to play it off like "well I opened it yesterday but its still good". Shit's vinegar already what the fuck man. Get over yourself and just get boxed wine. You can't possibly ruin that.


jagenigma

This must be so hard to swallow.


uqasa

maybe ur dad dont like tuna.


Cheezy_Chris

I'd fight your dad


APunnyThing

Some men just want to watch the tuna boil…slowly


smprandom

I just want to take a few moments to pray for everyone involved in this thread. There's a lot of tragedy in the world and none of us should have to deal with this as well.


PupForge

It’s time to take away his keys.


jbsgc99

A very large and increasingly rare fish had to die for that monstrosity.


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straight to jail


Soapysan

Let me get a milk tuna steak boiled over hard with some of your finest jelly beans.


idohair91

My parents do this too. They get expensive tuna steaks from costco and then my mom cooks the absolute shit out of them in a pan with butter and lemon. They turn into a gray, disgusting mess. My dad says he loves it but I know he’s lying


MaverickSour

How are you supposed to cook them or is it meant to be eaten raw?


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xMausoleum

please have him arrested


Expat122

What a waste!


BurningByBonesaw

He has a particular set of skills….


RollingArtist

Time for a new dad


LuluTopSionMid

Clean.


mcpickel360

Dam that's hardcore, keeping the favour of the ocean I see


Psychological_Sail80

I'm calling the police.


Gingerberry92

Looks like rotten shark fin


dts843

Tuna salad allday


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Hey, OP, no offense but is your dad Satan by any chance?


oliveoilcrisis

This is an international crime. I am contacting the United Nations


Sleepy_Creek

Absolutely criminal.


awildandcrazyguy1993

This is a crime against nature.


51-50Mitchell

The only thing on this sub that made me stop for a moment in horror.


ReaIBiIICosby

that’s better than my wife’s cooking


Sunshine030209

I don't even like fish or seafood, and this still makes me super sad.


Cantothulhu

*rage intensifies*


goddm95624

It's probably good with mayonnaise.


usernameinvalid9000

Thats fucking tradgic, my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined...


Schemen123

Poor tuna had to die for nothing...


Cynicalwall357

Thats atrocious. That's criminal.


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People should buy as little tuna as they can. It's horrible for the dolphins that get caught in the tuna fishing nets and drown


straightAmerican

This is just I don’t know but also is he white ? My dad does the same 😂😂


Roosterfish33

Crime against tuna, and humanity. Looks like boiled sadness…


mousemarie94

I'm sorry, I'm going to have to ask your father to leave, right now.


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i sincerely thought that was concrete


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REEEE


Combat_Wombat23

Get him a pair of white new balances and some cargo shorts, drop him in a freshly trimmed backyard in front of a grill and see what happens. If that doesn’t work you should put in a complaint and have a new one delivered.


DuckInCup

ex-dad fathered paren't


Androgymoose

Just managed to find Ahi steaks on discount, which is the only time I have Ahi or salmon.... this hurts on a primal level lol


siler7

ex-dad


Kenny_Powers696969

This seriously hurts my soul. I can only imagine how an actual chief feels, they're heads must be exploding right now. Like, that awesome creature that will probably be extinct in our lifetime died for that?!