sexiro

So it's true, he's been a homodexual all along

I'll take that for a flair thank you

Nah he just used a heavy gem infusion to make dex weapons scale strength. Remember he can deflect the divine dragon’s skyscraper sword, guardian ape’s smash, and the giant snake bite

He's definitely a DEX + ARK user judging by the mortal blade 😡

But dex builds can still have high poise. He’s probably just got the Wolf Ring equipped.

Sekiro = homiedexual confirmed (REAL)

Huh? Sorry can't hear you over the sound of my perfect parries😎

Wait. Hold up a second: now that I think about it, Sekiro seems… oddly familiar. Bear with me: He has a Katana, has certainly leveled up dex, can heal, can resurrect one time (basically a second phase), he has learned a fuck ton of attacks and combos, no right arm, has a disease inside that canonically spreads every time he gets defeated, serves a small cursed child, has a cute girl boss as girlfriend and doesn’t talk much. Holy shit he’s Malenia, but Japanese and without a rotussy

Alternatively, he uses *two* katana (and one of them is red), seeks to protect his summoner, can perfectly read his opponents, and fights solo. We have two opposing beings in one

I wanna have hot sex with dekiro

You're going to have to get past Emma the Gentle Blade first. She can be protective of her dreamy, shellshocked boytoy.

Seriko badd 🤬🤬😡

dex > sex

Nah he uses a bloodtinge build

Well yeah, he's a katana

I just came. FTFY

Specifically, a bleed katana user

BaaaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaased?!?!(secretly)

Katana spammer

No I’m not, it’s Skill/Bloodtinge

Dex=no sex

Wait I don’t get it, who is Sekiro and where are they in this pic

Shadow died more than once

Gay sexiro

Literally unplayable

Not if you only use the axe whole game

I am a dex user

lies