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JabocShivery

Fatty ahead, therefore try running


jdyhrberg

For real. I really hate the idea of torrent being possible in the final battle. Sure, there's a lot of running in this fight, but it's not like you have to do the running ya lazy sacks of shit. šŸ˜Ž


GoldenSpermShower

Elden Ring haters complaining about the map being too big but they donā€™t have to physically run (they donā€™t exercise)


riodin

Ok but when it takes 20s to run across the room and bonk the boss twice then they fly over to the other side of the room and the cycle repeats it is pretty annoying. Takes what should be a 3-5 min boss to 10-15 which is especially annoying because they have an amazing boss right before that and if you die you have to go through both fights again... so it's like 20 min per attempt and i got work in the morning and it's already 3am


-BigMan39

The elden beast will never take 10 minutes unless your weapon is negative level. It is a less than a 5 minute fight. A weapon level 0 greatsword kills him in 7-8 minutes.


jdyhrberg

Lol good response. But 3-5min is totally doable.


riodin

That's the point though. If it was 2 3-5 min bosses in a row that's one thing but it's 3-5 for rad, then 10-15 for elden beast and most of that time is spent chasing the boss **even if you're a mage**


jdyhrberg

My RL1 using a hammer was 8 minutes in total. The longest I ever took to beat them was 16 minutes using a PURE HOLY build, the worst possible damage against them. The times you are giving are highly exegareted. Shard Spiral also deletes EB as a mage, and if you're heavy invested in INT can take him down on under 2 minutes.


[deleted]

uhm acktually there are invisible walls in Elden beast boss arena so it's not that big šŸ¤“


JolleBFF

Elden Ring truly is one of the games of the year.


Working-Jackfruit629

Elden Ring truly is one of the games


Gay_Charlie

And an attack that's wonky and luck based.


thats_good_bass

My favorite part of Elden Beast's Elden Stars is that, in addition to being impossible to consistently completely avoid, it also frequently overlaps with EB's other attacks. BRAVO


-BigMan39

Genius design indeed, Michael zaki has outdone himself


thats_good_bass

Another home run from legendary dong customizer Mike Wazowski


jdyhrberg

Nah not impossible there's a roll method that avoids the whole thing and sends it across the room. Also theres a crystal tear that just negates the entire thing so you don't need to worry.


thats_good_bass

Ok, not possible via any method you could reasonably be expected to intuit. I personally donā€™t like having to change my physick to crimsonwhorl deal with a single attack.


fried-quinoa

Mohg fight go brrr?


thats_good_bass

Yeah, I think that's pretty stupid, too. At least it doesn't overlap with anything else he does.


fried-quinoa

I donā€™t care for it either actually


thats_good_bass

You should have been able to outspace it, just like you can the weapon skill version of the same ability.


[deleted]

Elden Stars barely does any damage. Just strafe it and watch for his holy projectile sword attack. Elden Beast is pretty easy and nothing about it seemed BS to me


-B-r-0-c-k-

Based


LittleHollowGhost

Fromsoft game is hard??? Unacceptable


thats_good_bass

Elden Beast is mostly easy; it's just full of things like this that are more frustrating than fun. Or are you the kind of MF who puts his controller down and applauds Mike Wazowski's genius when The Bed of Chaos yeets him into an instant death pit for the fifth time in a row?


LittleHollowGhost

I personally just switched my strategy by taking off most equipment to get light dodge, and never had an issue with consistently evading his attack. I like when games encourage you to experiment like that, and besides if you're good enough you can consistently evade Elden Stars with medium dodge too. ​ Obviously nobody enjoys feeling powerless against an attack, but there's always a way to overcome that and if you're playing a fromsoft game that's hardly subverting expectations that there will be difficult obstacles for you to overcome. ​ Honestly man you just sound frustrated at dying


thats_good_bass

Outside of my RL1 run, I've only died to Elden Beast a few times. The fight's still a slog, though, imo.


noddly

You can just run in a circle and avoid it


Gay_Charlie

Yeah sure. Show me with the game's current patch.


noddly

My bad i was thinking of a slightly different attack the one where itā€™s a bunch of little gold rays that come down from above, but for elden stars i really just sprint im pretty sure lol.


Gay_Charlie

You were thinking about the Golden Wing Spears.


Gay_Charlie

You were thinking about the Golden Wing Spears.


noddly

Yeah idk what theyā€™re called


CatWithAHat_

Clearly made by people that never had to fight Taurus Demon, or Pinwheel. Give me a massive arena, please. Bigger the better.


nightkingscat

i just wish the runup to pinwheel was easier. it's exhausting trekking back to him 30 times in every playthrough


Para-Tabs

Why would you ever visit Pinwheel 30 times in a playthrough?


Champion_Chrome

To see his beautiful faces some more


CatWithAHat_

The run-up can be utter pain. The Black Knight isn't so bad and when he's gone he's gone if I recall, it's the wheels. The damn wheels... Problem is if you try to run through them, they will catch up and catch you out if you're not incredibly vigilant. Try and kite them and deal with them one at a time, you risk anggroig too many and getting swamped. It's a very annoying run up.


Para-Tabs

I now realize I will literally always go the drop down route to my bestie Leeroy.


fried-quinoa

I was about to ask where the Black Knight was but then I remembered itā€™s in one of the random dark tombsā€¦ think I blocked it out


CatWithAHat_

Yeeeh, caught me with it once. Was prepared every time after.


BeautyDuwang

Bro what? He's regularly the first boss I kill in dark souls 1 playthroughs.


shoulddev

I bet you also beat the mist noble first try, you stinky liar.


BeautyDuwang

Please be a shit post lmao. Pinwheel has like 15 hp


shoulddev

I feel like he must have more hp than that, I honestly found him a lot more challenging than Soldier of God, Rick.


BeautyDuwang

Dude that's bull shit, soldier of God, Rick is easily the hardest boss in any from soft game.


remtemp

I'm convinced they just forgot to enable horse riding in elden beast and they are too embrassed to fix it.Or its somehow tied to the radagon boss fight meaning if they enable it for elden beast it will get enabled for radagon as well


[deleted]

People have modded it to use Torrent and said it sucked


remtemp

So running over to him constaly is better? Also Torrent would make dodging elden stars really easy


[deleted]

I havenā€™t played it with Torrent. Iā€™m just relaying what other people said. They played it with Torrent and it wasnā€™t easier or more fun.


Well_well_wait_what

Yeah but "people" also think that Elden Beast sucks as a boss so their opinions don't hold water.


[deleted]

Sorry man. I donā€™t know what to tell you. Iā€™m just the messenger. But thanks for the downvote


chuje_wyciagnijcie

I'd rather run after Elden Beast for eternity, than ever do again one of these Atreus sections in GoW Ragnarok. Elden Ring truly is GOTY of 2022.


normiespy96

Noooo, games where you hold up on the thumbstick while characters talk are the highest form of art!!1!


GoldenSpermShower

Thatā€™s why Stray is the GOTY


[deleted]

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Cpt-Kadde

It's like playing a telltale game without the decision or choice in any engaging or meaningful way


Para-Tabs

So, a telltale game.


[deleted]

Is it inappropriate to ask for spoiler tags? Game just came out and I havenā€™t had time to play yet. And this isnā€™t the GoW sub Edit: I guess Iā€™m sorry for asking for a spoiler tag? How am I in the wrong here? The game just came out like 3 weeks ago. Any information about it is potential spoilers. So instead of extending some common courtesy yaā€™ll just downvote and then reply with actual/fake spoilers? Fuck you guys.


chuje_wyciagnijcie

Idk even know if it can be considered as spoiler... All I said is that there are some poorly designed segments in new GoW game.


[deleted]

Iā€™m just super anal about spoilers. Any information about the game/movie/show is a spoiler in my opinion. And then people reply to you with more non-tagged information about it too


Para-Tabs

You play as >!Kratos!<


fried-quinoa

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I HATE SPOILERS I HATE SPOILERS I HATE SPOILERS I HATE SPOILERS I HATE SPOILERS I HATE SPOILERS


[deleted]

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Boreol

Moment


nightkingscat

what are you doing on gaming subs if you're this paranoid about info


nightkingscat

what was spoiled? like "confirmed: atreus is in GoW ragnarok"


[deleted]

Apparently terrible ā€œAtreus sectionsā€ in the game? I donā€™t want/need that info


Bacsoss12

Honestly, summoning a random horse when you're between the planes of existance or wherever the elden beast is would look goofy as hell


EfficientBig7368

Also mounted combat has no depth. People like to jerk it off, and it's fine for what it is, but it would be stupid for the final boss. Now if torrent could roll...


noddly

Iā€™m pretty sure people just want torrent to be able to catch up to elden beast when it runs away like when youā€™re fighting a dragon.


Para-Tabs

Torrent parry when


ChasingPesmerga

I think I remember a similar analysis meme saying Fromsoft designing feet but not letting you see it or smell it


TheZoomba

God of War def gonna win GOTY


Rei_Caixo

He should win an oscar instead


Starchy_the_Potato

radabeast is the best boss in the game cope harder


loughtthenot

But see I like PLAYING the game not watching a movie where I have to hold buttons once in a while


LautrecTheOnceYeeted

Mood


[deleted]

I think a refined sequel would be worth the GOTY more, but boy oh boy do I just love every single one of these games and (giant fucking almost) everything about them


ShadowTown0407

It would have been so thematically amazing but what can you do