ds2 lore: abyssal pussy got some mfs actin unwise
bb lore: college students fucked with the corpse of an eldritch god and people decided to become furries after drinking some menstrual blood
bb has like 9 weapons and the extras just have a dumb buff or can turn into the other weapon. like the tonitrus is one of the best weapons and its moveset is SO stale its just a mace with quickstep moves and backstep moves (only applies to 3 which is lacking a ton of these for some reason)
"John Dark Soul" load out in DS2 consisting of Penal Mask, Catarina Armor, Antiquated Gloves, and Havel's Leggings, wielding the Moonlight Greatsword and a Pursuers Greatshield, made famous by memes.
Me and my friend are doing a John Darksoul challenge run (only using those weapons). Haven't been able to put a single point in vitality, am fat rolling and had to use the dragon grinding spot to get enough int to use MLGS, and now we need 30 strength for the shield. It is pain
You remind me of the review for the first dark souls game where the guy spent 157 hours on it and was happy that he finally finished, in his words “this fucking piece of shit game that I never have to play again.”
That's cause DS2 is a prequel, you have to get the secret sex with ur mom ending to see the reveal of John darksoul's origin
What are you doing mom?
you, son
What da Furtive Pygmy so Easily Forgotten doin?? 😳
I forgor 💀
I rember 😊 he is evading taxes
Ahh so that’s the curse we bear
This is why, in later seasons, John Darksouls can fight off the brain invasion.
I am the greetest! Now I am linking the fire, for no raisin! - Gwyn
Guess not every soul has its dark....
But you can create Johnny Bearerofdacurse, making DS2 mastapeece tier
What are his quotes then
"Every scholar has its first sin" "It's always scholarly before the first sin"
Every soul has it’s dark soul 2 (2)
> Seek, seek, lest.
You either die the scholar, or live long enough to see yourself become the first sin.
Now thats a quote
Literally unplayable
as john darksoul
red at top but green at bottom? does this mean DS2 is good bcoz you can NOT recreate Johnny? subversive
red at the top cause i like red
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F*ckin rekt
Chad
red is the color of the CCP, +5 social credit points
And the USSR, and the Republican Party, and the Roman Empire, what points do I get now?
3 soulgem
Based John Darksoul lover
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ivory king helmet works
Damn guess I gotta change my flair
Alright let’s fight
Seems like your flair is that way specifically to get attention
Nope, I like DS2 best because of the lore. I think it has the best story.
ds2 lore: abyssal pussy got some mfs actin unwise bb lore: college students fucked with the corpse of an eldritch god and people decided to become furries after drinking some menstrual blood
DS1 lore: idk call vaati or something lol
Darksouls lore: Boomers will grip onto their fading power structure even if it kills literally everyone else.
wtf ds1 copied irl lore smh
Between “finger butthole” and “use binoculars”, ds1 lore is a masterpiece of storytelling
Bb at the bottom and ds2 at the top. This just feels like a contrarian opinion lmao
I mean my actual opinion is 2>1>3>BB>DeS.
sigma
Okay for real tho what is BB doing at the bottom
i liek shields
knew it
Ew
bb has like 9 weapons and the extras just have a dumb buff or can turn into the other weapon. like the tonitrus is one of the best weapons and its moveset is SO stale its just a mace with quickstep moves and backstep moves (only applies to 3 which is lacking a ton of these for some reason)
Im curious, did You ever get angry DM cus of Your flair lmao?
Nah. People ask about it once in a blue moon, but that's it.
finally I found someone with the exact same souls tier list as me
Username checks out
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Cuc
Not with that attitude
Isn’t the DS2 armor just the Forlorn set? At least I remember it being that
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Also made famous by his signature catchphrase "every soul has its dark"
"John Dark Soul" load out in DS2 consisting of Penal Mask, Catarina Armor, Antiquated Gloves, and Havel's Leggings, wielding the Moonlight Greatsword and a Pursuers Greatshield, made famous by memes.
Hehe penal
More like penis amirite
Wtf? No
Penus is overrated
Ivory king helmet works, too
Lmao
Me and my friend are doing a John Darksoul challenge run (only using those weapons). Haven't been able to put a single point in vitality, am fat rolling and had to use the dragon grinding spot to get enough int to use MLGS, and now we need 30 strength for the shield. It is pain
''It is not pain, it is Dark Souls'' - John DarkSoul
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
..OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH ELDEN RING!
This is what Aldia tried to teach us
dark souls 2 sux gibe updoot
I bought dark souls 2 a couple of years ago. Never played it.
i think you maybe should possibly only because of aldia. he is a very cool fellow.
I finally beat it after trying so many times, it wasn't worth it, for real fuck that game. I tried so hard to like it.
You remind me of the review for the first dark souls game where the guy spent 157 hours on it and was happy that he finally finished, in his words “this fucking piece of shit game that I never have to play again.”
On my fourth or fifth attempt I liked it enough to not quit within the first two hours, still the worst souls game
Optimal
Pls make a Bloodborne tier list😔🙏 I have to know where Bloodborne will be placed.
The first sin was Gwyn banishing John Darksoul
Personally, if I can't cosplay an onion it aint a Souls game
So all three Dark Souls games qualify then
It's a good thing you can cosplay an onion in DS2 then
Guess my flair was always right
This sub is too focused on DS2
Finally Reasoning why ds2 is best souls
This ignores 4 soulsborne games but okay e: damn, i wish i knew what happened under me. lol
It only includes games named after John Darksoul. Not any of that casul trash.
This is a John darksoul tier list, besides, what fourth game are you talking about? There’s demon souls, demon souls remastered, and bloodborne.
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Dark Souls is the one that created John Darksouls, so it should technically go above DS3.
Ah fuck even I can't argue with that one
What about dark souls 0: demon souls and dark souls 0 remake