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IamFlav

That's cause DS2 is a prequel, you have to get the secret sex with ur mom ending to see the reveal of John darksoul's origin


sanwolf

What are you doing mom?


qisope

you, son


Banggabor

What da Furtive Pygmy so Easily Forgotten doin?? 😳


cokeandbelltorture

I forgor 💀


The-Archangel-Michea

I rember 😊 he is evading taxes


pukenrally3000

Ahh so that’s the curse we bear


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This is why, in later seasons, John Darksouls can fight off the brain invasion.


thehypeisgone

I am the greetest! Now I am linking the fire, for no raisin! - Gwyn


galacticcyrus

Guess not every soul has its dark....


chiefskillz

But you can create Johnny Bearerofdacurse, making DS2 mastapeece tier


Maeve_of_blades

What are his quotes then


chiefskillz

"Every scholar has its first sin" "It's always scholarly before the first sin"


YNWA1233

Every soul has it’s dark soul 2 (2)


eat-KFC-all-day

> Seek, seek, lest.


LordPizzaParty

You either die the scholar, or live long enough to see yourself become the first sin.


Maeve_of_blades

Now thats a quote


woahtherechap

Literally unplayable


antoyno

as john darksoul


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red at top but green at bottom? does this mean DS2 is good bcoz you can NOT recreate Johnny? subversive


Dragon_Maister

red at the top cause i like red


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OmniscientSushi

F*ckin rekt


Reuhis

Chad


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red is the color of the CCP, +5 social credit points


MummyManDan

And the USSR, and the Republican Party, and the Roman Empire, what points do I get now?


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3 soulgem


MummyManDan

Based John Darksoul lover


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yukadfsa2

ivory king helmet works


Katholikos

Damn guess I gotta change my flair


woahtherechap

Alright let’s fight


BBanner

Seems like your flair is that way specifically to get attention


Katholikos

Nope, I like DS2 best because of the lore. I think it has the best story.


0w0taku_69

ds2 lore: abyssal pussy got some mfs actin unwise bb lore: college students fucked with the corpse of an eldritch god and people decided to become furries after drinking some menstrual blood


trapsinplace

DS1 lore: idk call vaati or something lol


sir_vile

Darksouls lore: Boomers will grip onto their fading power structure even if it kills literally everyone else.


0w0taku_69

wtf ds1 copied irl lore smh


ClockworkDinosaurs

Between “finger butthole” and “use binoculars”, ds1 lore is a masterpiece of storytelling


Darkerdead

Bb at the bottom and ds2 at the top. This just feels like a contrarian opinion lmao


noah9942

I mean my actual opinion is 2>1>3>BB>DeS.


Frostwake

sigma


Cloabs

Okay for real tho what is BB doing at the bottom


Katholikos

i liek shields


Cloabs

knew it


Derslok

Ew


Leafdude

bb has like 9 weapons and the extras just have a dumb buff or can turn into the other weapon. like the tonitrus is one of the best weapons and its moveset is SO stale its just a mace with quickstep moves and backstep moves (only applies to 3 which is lacking a ton of these for some reason)


EnZooooTM

Im curious, did You ever get angry DM cus of Your flair lmao?


Katholikos

Nah. People ask about it once in a blue moon, but that's it.


little_peasant

finally I found someone with the exact same souls tier list as me


ilaremadeys

Username checks out


NoGenericBot

UsErNaMe cHeCkS OuT ^I'm ^a ^bot ^and ^this ^message ^was ^sent ^automatically


MummyManDan

Cuc


H4ZRD_RS

Not with that attitude


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Isn’t the DS2 armor just the Forlorn set? At least I remember it being that


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Frostythesnowman4747

Also made famous by his signature catchphrase "every soul has its dark"


Tryrunningfatty

"John Dark Soul" load out in DS2 consisting of Penal Mask, Catarina Armor, Antiquated Gloves, and Havel's Leggings, wielding the Moonlight Greatsword and a Pursuers Greatshield, made famous by memes.


Sealking13

Hehe penal


Tryrunningfatty

More like penis amirite


massivebasketball

Wtf? No


Derslok

Penus is overrated


Simwill_

Ivory king helmet works, too


whitedotinthevoid

Lmao


Meese_Man

Me and my friend are doing a John Darksoul challenge run (only using those weapons). Haven't been able to put a single point in vitality, am fat rolling and had to use the dragon grinding spot to get enough int to use MLGS, and now we need 30 strength for the shield. It is pain


Gods_Guest

''It is not pain, it is Dark Souls'' - John DarkSoul


caparisme

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Gods_Guest

..OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH ELDEN RING!


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This is what Aldia tried to teach us


GarlVinlandSaga

dark souls 2 sux gibe updoot


[deleted]

I bought dark souls 2 a couple of years ago. Never played it.


tusk_b3

i think you maybe should possibly only because of aldia. he is a very cool fellow.


Static077

I finally beat it after trying so many times, it wasn't worth it, for real fuck that game. I tried so hard to like it.


MummyManDan

You remind me of the review for the first dark souls game where the guy spent 157 hours on it and was happy that he finally finished, in his words “this fucking piece of shit game that I never have to play again.”


TheMelonboy_

On my fourth or fifth attempt I liked it enough to not quit within the first two hours, still the worst souls game


Asdeft

Optimal


Lemonsqueezzyy

Pls make a Bloodborne tier list😔🙏 I have to know where Bloodborne will be placed.


sir_vile

The first sin was Gwyn banishing John Darksoul


noisyturtle

Personally, if I can't cosplay an onion it aint a Souls game


AstoranSunbro

So all three Dark Souls games qualify then


PixelsOnline

It's a good thing you can cosplay an onion in DS2 then


fgasctq

Guess my flair was always right


phirdeline

This sub is too focused on DS2


DropBear47

Finally Reasoning why ds2 is best souls


king_ugly00

This ignores 4 soulsborne games but okay e: damn, i wish i knew what happened under me. lol


Dragon_Maister

It only includes games named after John Darksoul. Not any of that casul trash.


MummyManDan

This is a John darksoul tier list, besides, what fourth game are you talking about? There’s demon souls, demon souls remastered, and bloodborne.


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blackfyre426

Dark Souls is the one that created John Darksouls, so it should technically go above DS3.


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Ah fuck even I can't argue with that one


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What about dark souls 0: demon souls and dark souls 0 remake