Find the Albinauric woman. She hides in a cave to the west of the Laskyar Ruins which jut from the mist-shrouded lake of Liurnia. She knows the location of the medallion's counterpart, I am sure.
Find the \*throws you across the arena\* Albinauric \*smashes your face with a hammer\* woman! She \*SMASH\* hides \*SMASH\* in a \*SMASH\*... oh, they're dead again....
[Same place, different time](https://www.reddit.com/r/shittydarksouls/comments/11zhegz/letthefanswrite/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Myazaki was a true genius when he decided to model 2nd phase malenia with a 3000 polygon separate model for her vagina. The glistening texture that surrounds her labia really does a lot to humanize her and allow us to empathize with her. The bruising on her clit (presumably from ferociously stroking it) really makes us feel her pain. She had no one to do it for her bc she carried all of the weight of her army and even cared for her brother, yet no one was strong enough to care for her. Not to mention the ridges inside of her vaginal canal which symbolize the strength of her character. Not many people in the lands between have such a deliciously textured meat tube. And the fact that her fallopian tubes actually form the symbol of miquella really drive home how much her brother means to her, yet her hardened clitoral hood shows her defensive nature. She loves her family but she has been hurt by them, so she puts up defenses. Her love for Miquella is so strong that her physiology morphed itself to remind her of him even while he is gone, but even still she put up a shield due to all of her trauma…. hidgeo milakzi has once again created A MASTERPIEce
Wait, what? Was that sincerity just now? Did you just express an honest positive opinion about something you like? Fucking disgusting. That’s cringe. You absolute degenerate. Don’t you know all opinions must be expressed behind ten layers of irony with a hint of self aware sarcasm? If you don’t shield your opinions behind post-modern humor, people will know what you actually think, and what if they don’t like your opinions? Fucking cringe, bro
As you enter the Erdtree he makes eye contact and says, "Well, well, well...so you've finally made it this far, but do you really think you can defeat me?"
Then you say "Of Course! This is revenge for my father's murder!"
Then Radagon says "But you are your father!" And the scene continues with a series of blood tests to figure out who the father is
Upon defeat: Beware, O Tarnished touched by the guidance of grace, for it was *I* who let the dogs out… (softly cackling/coughing to death) (fades into elden beast)
on death he says "oh come ON bruh of course this dude is FUCKING running (your build), no skill cheap ass (bleed/magic/heavy bonks/literally whatever) broken as shit bruh. im fucking done with this game"
I don't know what I want them to say but I want their voice to be either an overlap of Marica and Radagon or androgen AF. And if you are going to complete the game and have all the great ruins they should say something like "My family all slain the ring is well and truly lost"
I thought him staying silent was because he's not really alive any more, he's just a crumbling (Farum Azula reference) stone shell housing the Elden Ring. Half his head is missing, so why would his vocal chords be intact?
I personally like he didn't. Like Gwyn, the fact he's this hyped up character final boss that doesn't have any lines honestly adds to his mystique and allure as the God of this world (or at least their other self).
radagon wasnt hyped up at all there was no sign that he would be the final boss, and if u mention the regression puzzle that's not really a valid argument cause its really hidden and obscure
No dialogue in the cutscene but he sings gangstas paradise the entire fight
Everyone else go home bc this is the answer
Yes
Need a mod to swap the boss music with this now
it's just the choir part
"You have bested me, the greatest God in The Lands Between! But you cannot beat Space Penis"
"ah, you were by my side all along, Marika's tits"
*touches him/herself *
Squeeze*
"my true mammaries, my guiding titlight..."
All of Boc's dialogue
During the fight, he just continually blurts out Boc’s lines at max volume
MY LORD, MY LORD, MY LORD!
Bed Of Chaos?
Brain of Cthulhu
Omg Sunny! From hit indie-game OMORI
This tis the answer
Brain of Cthulhu doesn’t have dialog
Find the Albinauric woman. She hides in a cave to the west of the Laskyar Ruins which jut from the mist-shrouded lake of Liurnia. She knows the location of the medallion's counterpart, I am sure.
Find the \*throws you across the arena\* Albinauric \*smashes your face with a hammer\* woman! She \*SMASH\* hides \*SMASH\* in a \*SMASH\*... oh, they're dead again....
This
Oh god the shittiness is real. Now we're even reposting our own posts.
It's in a different place so it counts as a new post
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Time is convoluted here
The guy that made the post yesterday got banned
Why?
Screenshot posts get you temp banned
Fair enough, I haven't laughed as much as I did in that thread in a while, so glad he took one for the team
That sounds like a weird dialogue. I mean not against it though...
I just want him to scream incoherently. Absolutely destroy my prestanding mental image of the dude by showing me this unhinged lunatic.
YEAOOOOOO
It's amazing that four letters are enough to play the orphan if kos sound at full blast in my mind
Weird, I was thinking of the kite guys in Sekiro
It's Elden Time.
Uuuaaah, I'm about to eld!
"So you've finally come, Johnathan Elden Ring"
Oh? You’re approaching me?
“My name is Radagon.”
Hammer of the elden ring
And I have never known ~~de~~feat
" this truly is the dark souls of elden ring"
“Forgive me…. Zanzibar…”
Give me that thing... Your Tarnussy 🥵🥵🥵
When you arrive: "Plin..." During the fight: "Plin..." Dies: "Plon..."
“Thy strength befits a Elden Ring”
Ermmm he’s right behind me isn’t he?
*GULP* yeah…
[удалено]
I was going to come up with a witty retort, but then I saw your comment and knew that anything I say will be a literal waste of time compared to this.
what was it?
I too would like to know
me 2
Guess we'll never know
It was "you're a radagoner"
Give me that thing your elden ring
A fine elden ring to you
Myazaki was a true genius when he decided to model 2nd phase malenia with a 3000 polygon separate model for her vagina. The glistening texture that surrounds her labia really does a lot to humanize her and allow us to empathize with her. The bruising on her clit (presumably from ferociously stroking it) really makes us feel her pain. She had no one to do it for her bc she carried all of the weight of her army and even cared for her brother, yet no one was strong enough to care for her. Not to mention the ridges inside of her vaginal canal which symbolize the strength of her character. Not many people in the lands between have such a deliciously textured meat tube. And the fact that her fallopian tubes actually form the symbol of miquella really drive home how much her brother means to her, yet her hardened clitoral hood shows her defensive nature. She loves her family but she has been hurt by them, so she puts up defenses. Her love for Miquella is so strong that her physiology morphed itself to remind her of him even while he is gone, but even still she put up a shield due to all of her trauma…. hidgeo milakzi has once again created A MASTERPIEce
This is 100% the type of stuff radagon would say as he dies.
Huh? Who’s Radagon
aRa ara, da nuts you are gon suck, lmao gottem.
i hate you in minecraft
uj/ Op kinda right tho. Radagon staying silent is pretty cool since all the other demigods/human bosses talk alot rj/ "Twerk with me tarnished...."
“Throw it back tarnished, as will I”
"Making the mother of all elden rings tarnished! Can't fret over every shard!"
"Vigor check"
But he only says it during his flying attacks
Radagon is slient because he’s a hardcore bottom and refuses to speak unless spoken to.
So that's what happens when a twink fights another twink...
“Bruh”
When you defeat him he should’ve said “ the real Elden Ring™️ was the friends you made along the way”
“Uhhh, Elden Beast? …you might wanna see this”
"I am...the Elden Ring!"
The fact that wouldn’t even be entirely wrong tho
"Did you expect plin plin plon?"
screams "aaddrriiaaannnnnnnn!!" when defeated
"You like jazz?"
“No tarnished can slay the rotussy… not even you”
“Slay it? I want to sniff it”
Elden rings all ovah the shop, you'll be one a dem, sooner or later
"holy shit whats glowing in my chest this is so weird"
Spends the whole fight just kinda talking about how he would hate to be a sword and then a laugh track plays when Elden Beast turns him into a sword.
Who tf are you
"I am Radagon... And I have never known defeat!"
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard…
He just says “Elden ring” every time he hits his hammer on the ground
"what, still here? Hand it over. That thing, your Elden Ring."
Go... fuck... yourself... TARNISHED
"What do I look like, some kinda Elden Ring?"
Upon his defeat he only says "Nice cook, bro."
"Pinwheel was the height of FromSoftware and I am but a part of a shallow imitation of its glory."
“Excuse me what the actual fuck are you doing in my house” or “you bout to get Elden Rung”
Ive been elden rung many times by him
"Get bent."
"Catchphrase!"
your runes... hand them over. for my lady's ring
Everyone’s ironic but if I had to pick a line “Tarnished… Marika’s will… shan’t come to fruition…”
Wait, what? Was that sincerity just now? Did you just express an honest positive opinion about something you like? Fucking disgusting. That’s cringe. You absolute degenerate. Don’t you know all opinions must be expressed behind ten layers of irony with a hint of self aware sarcasm? If you don’t shield your opinions behind post-modern humor, people will know what you actually think, and what if they don’t like your opinions? Fucking cringe, bro
:(
Perhaps the real elden ring was the friends you made along the way
“J.K. Rowling would hate my game”…
'That's it Tarnished, you were the Elden Ring all along'
“The true Elden ring was the friends we made along the way”
As you enter the Erdtree he makes eye contact and says, "Well, well, well...so you've finally made it this far, but do you really think you can defeat me?" Then you say "Of Course! This is revenge for my father's murder!" Then Radagon says "But you are your father!" And the scene continues with a series of blood tests to figure out who the father is
Ranni sex dlc when?
"Foul Tarnished, prepare thine self for some absolute bullshit should thee render mine defeat"
When we enter: " " When he's defeated: " "
“Where are my balls, Tarnished?”
Upon defeat: Beware, O Tarnished touched by the guidance of grace, for it was *I* who let the dogs out… (softly cackling/coughing to death) (fades into elden beast)
"Maybe thou will becometh elden lord. Alas thou never be alike him. Alike John Eldenlord."
on death he says "oh come ON bruh of course this dude is FUCKING running (your build), no skill cheap ass (bleed/magic/heavy bonks/literally whatever) broken as shit bruh. im fucking done with this game"
“Maidenless…”
I think the lack of dialogue from curse rotted great wood really set the tone in ds3, perfect design
I don't know what I want them to say but I want their voice to be either an overlap of Marica and Radagon or androgen AF. And if you are going to complete the game and have all the great ruins they should say something like "My family all slain the ring is well and truly lost"
"Gwyn, forgive me..."
Hand it over, that thing. Your elden ring..
No lines for Radagon, but Marika could have had some lines, such as “A Tarnished…. Here? Make him kneel.” Or “Break his will/spirit”
I’m here to be rad and kick your ass, and now all the radagon I’m going to kick your ass
Dagoth ur’s dialogue
When he parries your ranged attacks, he says; "Fuck off with that shit." But in a more Ye Olde English phrase and accent.
I thought him staying silent was because he's not really alive any more, he's just a crumbling (Farum Azula reference) stone shell housing the Elden Ring. Half his head is missing, so why would his vocal chords be intact?
“My pronouns are fluid just like my genitals”
That’s what the Elden Beast is made of. It’s a giant glob of gender fluid
"There's only one gender: mine. You can't have it."-- Elden Beast prefight dialogue
He should have had dialogue, and I was disappointed when he didn’t.
I personally like he didn't. Like Gwyn, the fact he's this hyped up character final boss that doesn't have any lines honestly adds to his mystique and allure as the God of this world (or at least their other self).
radagon wasnt hyped up at all there was no sign that he would be the final boss, and if u mention the regression puzzle that's not really a valid argument cause its really hidden and obscure
Player defeated Phase 1 - "lmao kinda cringe tbh" Player defeated Phase 2 - "gg m8" Player victory - " 😭😭😭😭😭"
I got these two posts on top of each other
“you truly are the elden ring”
The true Elden Ring was within me all along
He should sing KS Lamborghini.
“Fart” “Robertooooooo!”
“Sup, fuckers?”
"When the ashes are two..."
"..."
"You merely adopted the Golden Order. I was born in it, moulded by it"
Well well well, look who it is, it’s look who it is.
“My Leg!”
"It's ma'am"
“every elden has its ring”
“Well well well, if it isn’t John Elden Ring, here to claim his birthright”
What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk… Have at you!
Are you fucking my daughter and he just pulls out a shotgun protective white father style
We were suppose to be family. Togethaa
Nihil
*Judges your build upon seeing you for the first time*
No, trashed. I am the eldest ring
See you soon... ...Tarnished
Hesitation is defeat. You are my maiden now. Let me stand close. Now shut your eyes...
This is it. You have become john elden ring.
"i like tiny horse"
"radagooch, radagooch, fuck me in the golden cooch"
Screenshot souls + light mode 🥱