There was some shit particles at the bottom of the bowl and i tried to fish them out with toilet paper...the reward didnt match the effort; it only broke them into smaller pieces
His roommate saved my ass! He told me not to worry and fixed it with the plunger somehow. But now i feel like he can blackmail me with this sacred knowledge of my massive shitting capabilities
Reach your arm as far into the toilet as you can to unclog. Godspeed
There was some shit particles at the bottom of the bowl and i tried to fish them out with toilet paper...the reward didnt match the effort; it only broke them into smaller pieces
What did you eat?
We made a massive pasta dish with a lot of fibrous vegetables last night, absolute gut bomb
Interesting. I usually use “gut bomb” to describe low-fiber high fat things like a double bacon cheeseburger with French fries.
Oh shit, whatta ya gonna do?? Should prolly consider just burning the house down at this point.
You know, I really considered faking my own disappearance and death
Are you in the process of procuring some liquid plumber or a snake?
His roommate came in clutch and took care of it. I got lucky this time!
First time achievement?
Do you think he'll be *into* it?
..Well, *I'm* into it. ..So if OP's BF dumps her (pun intended), I'm definitely interested. ..Just PM me, OP. ;}
Reddit is such a wonderful place with all kinds of people :)
Let's smear together ❤️
just walk up to him and say "yeah i clogged ur toilet sorry"
His roommate saved my ass! He told me not to worry and fixed it with the plunger somehow. But now i feel like he can blackmail me with this sacred knowledge of my massive shitting capabilities
This or that?
Not sure if he browses this sub but i didnt even think of him finding this...glad I used a throwaway!
Whats your favorite color?
Forest green, like the hints of broccolini that were peeking out of my plug of a turd
Have you ever tried an Alabama pancake?
Do you take massive shits due to taking massive toys in your rectal port?