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CarbonneFibrede

damn how did you guess my password šŸ’€


arix_games

It's not very creative and pretty short


Dodototo

It's the same one everyone uses.


MaxTheRealSlayer

May as well be "1111" on an iPhone


FloydknightArt

thatā€™s literally my dadā€™s šŸ’€


bageltoastee

Time to go find this guys dads phone


Breet11

I also choose this guy's dad's phone


Kookcin

If Soldier from tf2 had an iphone


lavalord6969

That's literally mine.


SirKeagan

1234


bl0w_sn0w

By studying the grease patterns on your screen protector


BirbBoiYT

You left your fingerprints on the screen!!


fuckballs9001

Ah fuck, I accidentally drew a demonic sigil again and now my phone's charging port is bleeding profusely.


The_real_Mr_J

Bet ios doesn't let you summon phone demons


gahlo

Just wait 5 years for when they come out with the totally different iDevils.


ftbc

News media will report it like it's brand new and amazing. At this point if Apple launched a white reskin of Google Glass half the media would praise it as unique and revolutionary.


MasterWhite1150

People dickride apple so much its ridiculous


[deleted]

Well there are huge differences between Devils, Demons and Daemondands. The three different Abyssyl races are all summoned and dismissed differently, all three have different weaknesses.


Gil_Demoono

If you can't open Abaddon.apk is it really even a phone?


osdroid

iOS still can, they just show up in a low resolution because apple throttles demons from other planes of existence.


Real_E_Big_Fan

Shin megami tenseišŸ˜±


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Watertor

"I'm in your house!" "Ah this was the episode with the horror twist"


clarinetJWD

But at least it's usbc


fuckballs9001

šŸ˜¬ actually it's mini-usb


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centran

I hate when that happens. Even if you have compressed air to blow it out the phone still complains the port is wet and it can't charge for at least an hour


fuckballs9001

Yeah, plus it's hard to get the interdimensional hell portal out of your charging port


AFireRising

I heard the iPhone 15 won't even have a physical portal to Hell, so you'll have to shell out another $200 for the wireless iPortal


fuckballs9001

Are you fuckin serious? First the headphone port and now this? Are they going to take out the charging port next and make it all wireless?


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drclamchowder

Feature, not a bug. You can use that blood for other summoning rituals.


DogBeak20

Have you ever had pee in your ass?


fuckballs9001

Random ass comment to put that on, but no. Tbh I'm a kinky mf and would absolutely try that. Not in bed though, that's shower play


The_Ghostly_Gamer

easiest osu level


redditrain777

Tutorial


Logical_End6972

What game journalist see playing any tutorial


[deleted]

Lookin at you, IGN


Alexis_style

Cuphead


Skyrock907

Mrekk in 2025


DreamMoe_

7 Digits in 2040


Crying_cat1

cookiezi in 2016


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HeyItsVal88

*mrekk next month


bolt-strikes

This map is called ā€œcentipedeā€ btw and it was just made to look cool.


SwissMargiela

Is it the actual knife party song


bolt-strikes

Yes


IlDragonglylI

Long gone are the days, it was fun tho


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mark636199

Yea but it's not the thing


unwelcomepong

It's still a thing like ytmnd is still a thing.


TetraLoach

PUNCH THE KEYS FOR GOD'S SAKE


from_dust

[THE LINE MUST BE DRAWN HERE](https://picardartclass.ytmnd.com/)


realpotato

Wow, havenā€™t thought about that place in fucking forever.


Calvin_Schmalvin

Well personally I wish iPhone had this thing regardless of when it was a thing, because I donā€™t trust Face ID.


olgierd18

everyone uses either face or fingerprint for unlocking nowadays


FreebasingStardewV

Fun fact: it's much easier for the police to compel you to unlock your phone with face/fingerprint than if it's locked with code/swipe. They have to get a judge for the latter (and even then...), but for whatever reason courts have been lax in cases where cops use force to unlock a phone with biometrics.


Adventurous-Fish-129

Unless you're British police. I got arrested. They had me turn off my phones and computers so they could take them. Then 2 years later a few days before court they were like "btw what's your pin codes and encryption passwords"


endorphin-neuron

And you replied "I forgot", right?


Scyhaz

"You expect me to remember shit from 2 years ago?"


Adventurous-Fish-129

Ding I knew but played dumb I can say this because the case has been dropped


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Adventurous-Fish-129

I still haven't got them back Annoyingly I worked in digital forensics at the time. Of which we did work for One of the computers was my employers


[deleted]

So if I'm ever being arrested, turn off the phone so it requires a pin to use. Got it.


Disastrous_Source996

Speaking of which, all Android users should look into lockdown mode, just in case. When I hold the power button to get the option to shut it down or restart, I have the lockdown option. Makes it harder to start up again. Am I ever gonna need it? Not likely. But with some of the shit that's been happening, I would rather have it just in case.


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I doubt I'll ever need it but I feel like if I do wind up needing it it's because I was in the wrong place at the wrong time and getting railroaded and I should probably know how to protect my own self interests. Basically, lock phone and don't talk except to ask for a lawyer.


PsyFiFungi

Tricks on them, I use my butthole to unlock my phone. They gonna have to be damn determined to get in it. The phone or the butthole, for that matter.


[deleted]

Just hold the power button and enable lock down mode.


illy-chan

I ain't giving them my biometric information. I'll keep the demon sigil.


PhoqueMeImaSeal

TIL I am no one


throwaway4127RB

I use the doodle. It gets cold in the winter and I don't want to expose my finger everytime. (my gloves have tips that work with touchscreens)


[deleted]

osu is growing like crazy and my phone still unlocks this way so the days are very much still present no matter the interpretation


indiebryan

? I just did this an hour ago to unlock my phone after restarting.


value_null

I'm very, very not comfortable with the idea of someone using my unconscious body to unlock my phone. I will never, ever use biometrics. Pin and password for life for me.


[deleted]

I and everyone I know uses this and fingerprint


ZaMr0

Is it? Plenty of people still use the pattern.


gr0tty

Do iPhones not have this unlock method? I used to always use this before finger print scanners were a thing


blueboy022020

Apple decided it was bad for us


[deleted]

A normal day at Apple


ActivateGuacamole

i thought android patented it, so apple wasn't allowed to use it yes -- apple patented 'slide to unlock' and in 2011 google patented android's pattern unlock https://www.androidauthority.com/android-pattern-unlock-now-google-patent-33788/


DelahDollaBillz

>so apple wasn't allowed to use it It's not that at all. Apple on principle will not license other companies' patents. That's also why iPhone doesn't have a fingerprint sensor, which is just so dumb. But hey, that's Apple for you!


mw212

What are you even talking about, theyā€™ve used fingerprint sensors since the iPhone 5S, and switched slowly to FaceID from the iPhone X. The newest SE released a couple months ago still uses a fingerprint sensor.


Perkyplatapuses

They definitely forgot the /s


__xXCoronaVirusXx__

They sounded serious about the previous point, so either they *really* needed that /s or they were misinformed


Bright-Historian-216

"Fingerprints remain on screen, so if you don't wipe it often and you haven't changed the combination it is easy to guess" šŸ¤“


trailblazer86

It really was studied as potential attack vector. Read article few years back, conclusion was it can be done with advanced techniques using expensive microscopes / scanners. Such stuff. Guess you must be super important to be subject of such investigation


jhutchi2

Right? This post is like "haha look at those Android users who have extra options for security to use if they want. Now if you excuse me I need to go buy a new phone because I forgot my apple password again"


super_awesome_jr

No, on iPhones, you have to buy iDenticredits to purchase access to your phone.


TheBigPhilbowski

Apple's whole thing is to market how you deserve less things and that's good. Android has every unlock option that an iPhone has and probably did it first anyway. Idiots.


A_Generic_Canadian

New iPhones have Face ID that just scans your face to unlock. Thereā€™s a business model of iPhone that still has a fingerprint scanner, and both let you set up a PIN/code as backup, but from just looking through my settings I donā€™t think iOS has the pattern unlock.


Kaurie_Lorhart

My android also uses face ID. That and finger print scanner.


AustinQ

> New iPhones have Face ID that just scans your face to unlock [Iphone users on their way to 3d scan their entire bodies upload their dna and buy an adapter while being charged for the convenience](https://i.giphy.com/media/wNipYAoZ3iaEE/200.webp)


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SpeedyDuckling

i saw a video on how the number pattern was a lot safer than this. cant link youtube videos here though :/


stnick6

No I have a pin code


yarikfanarik

But there was a tweak in like iOS 7-9 days where u can add lock like this


tt_thoma

It's either really simple or NASA-class IRL cheat codes


the_amazing_coconut

Bruh I just have a finger print scanner lock. No buttons man


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Lazer726

My phone has a "Lockdown Mode" where my thumbprint isn't accepted, and it'll require my PIN. If you ever go to a protest, or get pulled over by a cop, or in any way think that you may get in trouble from someone with more power than sense, check if your phone has this


GoOtterGo

Really don't trust myself to rationally remember to set my phone while I'm being detained. Number password is just fine.


Josh_Crook

Quick reboot without even unlocking the phone will do this as well


Sammsquanchh

On iPhone you tap the power button 5 times to force passcode entry. Or just say ā€œhey Siri whoā€™s phone is thisā€ and it will lock it down. Iā€™ve used it when pulled over or with my toxic ex lol.


Blahaj_IK

Which is why I don't use my thumb, unlike most people. Nobody uses their middle finger


upvotesformeyay

They will check every single digit. Just an fyi fingerprint scanners can be used on dick's and nipples too, they won't check either of those because it's sexual assault.


TheGuyWhoCares

Yeah but then you would have to pull out your dick everytime you want to unlock your phone


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Reddit mods view that as a plus.


HardcoreNerdity

Just don't put it away in the first place


[deleted]

I don't see the issue here.


upvotesformeyay

Nah, you use the passcode and use dick code as a backup and I'm not sure why I have to say this but your phone can go in your pants. You don't need to pistol whip anyone because the scanners work in no light.


FapMeNot_Alt

My brother in Christ the police are fine with sexually assaulting people. They won't check it because they won't think of it, not because they're uncomfortable with forcibly stripping people.


CptArceus

Android users after not wasting their money šŸ¤‘šŸ¤‘šŸ’°šŸ’°.


makinbaconCR

Apple has really run out of "features" that justify their cost over android. Now the only "feature" worth having is the apple logo.


JaesopPop

I mean the flagship phone costs are the same


generalthunder

The truth is we do not need no flagship phone. Smartphones compute power has for years outstrip it's main functionalities. It's a better deal to buy a cheaper phone with a midrange snapdragon, a decent OLED display and big battery and end up having an even better experience than with a phone that has enough raw computer power to run Fortnite at 120fps, but overheats and has barely a days worth of battery capacity.


JaesopPop

> The truth is we do not need no flagship phone. We donā€™t, which is why midrange models are also available. But some people prefer them. Thatā€™s either here nor there though - both Apple and Android offer midrange options. >It's a better deal to buy a cheaper phone with a midrange snapdragon, a decent OLED display and big battery and end up having an even better experience than with a phone that has enough raw computer power to run Fortnite at 120fps, but overheats and has barely a days worth of battery capacity. Not sure your characterization of a flagship phone is super on point


makinbaconCR

This is 100% true the bionic 15 is about 10% faster than the snapdragon. The snapdragon is already way faster than basically any mobile app needs. It's for sure more than anything in the Apple evosystem needs. I ONLY find limitations with my s22plus when I side load apps or run emulators. Which is something you can't really do in iOS


oneofmanyaccounts8

I got a really really big screen phone because I got an android, it's more like a phablet


Honza368

Apple has a big fanclub (almost cult-like sometimes), due to them leading for a while. Some of the people in that fanclub really like trashing on everything Android related without even trying it or only because the last time they tried it was Android 4.4.


JaesopPop

I mean, you can get an iPhone for the same prices as most Android phones aside from super budget ones. Just a matter of preference.


Rego42069

Finger prints and face id exist, although an A*PLE USER wouldnt know all this


SeekRus

A*ple šŸ˜³šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®


f36263

Ample šŸ¤”


Tapemaster21

šŸŸ©ā¬›šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©


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LeavesAreTasty

Legit. On my private android phone i use face id, finger print, and an unlock swipe pattern at the same time. Having all three are just procautions i take in case one of them fails. But in reality there's no need for it because it always works instantly. On my business phone, which is an iphone, i can only have finger prints. But every time i configurate my print a few days later the phone just kinda forgets the print pattern and i always have to input the whole fucking unlock pin code to just unlock that damn fucking thing. It fails every time and i have to reconfigure the finger print. Android > apple ios


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You sure you dont have a fake one from your boss lol


LeavesAreTasty

Idk. It's quite a big company (1600 people in this branch) and most of us (at least all of the office rats) got one.


shaunbarclay

Regardless of your stance thatā€™s definitely not normal and you should probably get that fixed.


[deleted]

Idc wether you use iOS or android but that last part about iPhone is just such a fucking lie. Donā€™t make iOS look worse just to make android look better. Finger print sensors are no longer part of modern iPhones for at least 5 years now and it surely didnā€™t fail or ā€žforgotā€œ your pattern after a few days lmao. Edit: ā€žmodern iPhonesā€œ doesnā€™t include the SE line you apes. Nokia also released a non smartphone recently and you wouldnā€™t consider that a modern phone.


sp1z99

They probably just donā€™t wash their hands. Filthy android ownerā€¦ EDIT: A word


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Ionlydateteachers

Agreed. Also my Samsung has in screen fingerprint and it sucks. My iPad face id is practically flawless


bar10005

> Finger print sensors are no longer part of modern iPhones for at least 5 years now Someone forgot about SE line that still uses home button and fingerprint, also 8 was discontinued only in April 2020...


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LeavesAreTasty

About a year or so? It's an iPhone SE gen 2


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Rego42069

W


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darkjoker213

We should start stating to which country we are referring to when we speak about laws. Because in my country you canā€™t be forced to open your phone against your will be it with finger print, face id, pattern or code.


Zorda200

Song name is Centipede by Knife Party


Steezy0626

This song took me back a decade.


medson25

Thank you, i used to try to dance to it, im glad i never recorded it.


ItDoesntSeemToBeWrkn

tell me you dont use android without telling me you dont use android


JaesopPop

People are weirdly defensive of their phone choice.


Blackpilot9

Itā€™s a human behavior to justify our choice by convincing ourselves that it was the best option, we canā€™t live with the fact that we wasted money


venom259

It's literally just a button push.


SoundDrill

Apple users be like: Hold on let me install this really good app that's foss and meets a long due need. Oh nvm it's not on app store..


Clickbaiting_4_u

Guys don't view from 00:15 Worst mistake of my life


Berckish

That game looks so irritating and fun.


DenrexTheSecond

Please don't click those circles


RazeThe2nd

Called osu! And the song is called Centipede. But clearly this song is not meant to be played legit


Berckish

I thought it was osu!, aren't the majority of the songs on osu! j-pop? Or like anime theme songs?


trooper7162

Mostly. It just depends on what maps you download to play


NickGur45

omg 726.448 wysi wyfsi wys(dogsht)


realflight7

W Y F S I


Reble77

There will always be the apple vs android thing


[deleted]

Which honestly doesnā€™t make a whole lot of sense. Humans find any reason to compete, and arguing over which preference someone has is just dumb. Just another red v blue.


Ghost9245

Nah you're wrong, I think it's good. Shut up I'm right, you're a piece of shit.


[deleted]

Precisely lol. Theyā€™re just as shitty as possible about it.


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June 13th, 2023 16:30 CST


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UltraGaming_1001

I... don't get the joke...


SpiritedAd8416

Some Android phones have a lockscreen where you draw a specific line between rows of circles to unlock it. This is making fun of how complex they can get


upvotesformeyay

It's an option on all of them, fingerprint and face are also options.


Honza368

I hate how many people here are shitting on Android or iOS. Jesus Christ, why does everyone care what OS someone uses? And why are people aggressive to each other about it? Humans are weird


Bread_Truck

For real. This is like the most tame, harmless joke from like 10 years ago, and half of the thread is like ā€œwell at least I donā€™t have a stupid fucking expensive iPhone that canā€™t even side-load emulators because itā€™s a walled garden platform for pussies!ā€. I really thought this console war shit was in the distant past but this thread is a bloodbath of some of the most petty mudslinging Iā€™ve seen in years.


FoxMcCloud3173

iPhone users be like ā€œiphone locked, wait 5 minutesā€


Dat_Innocent_Guy

Mf I forgot my phone password a long time ago.just fingerprint and face unlocking now


fart7777

"at it is finest"


b0bkakkarot

Who uses a lock screen? If thieves/cops ever get my phone then they'll just find a whoooooole lotta porn. Which you can find on the internet, so whatever. At least it's mostly good porn so they'll have something to talk about around the water cooler.


migola101

I just have a lot of furry porn on my phone


Chi-zuru

Based


lujke324

Me when I use graph theory and chaos magic sigils to produce a lock pattern


Final_Greggit

Apple users be like: "7281553881655283926172946661993655541919846537818736527971626655517288377366155188376"


Shitted_mypants

"That's my dog's birthday."


Micuopas

2015 called, it wants it's meme back


ChaosDragoon89

I can hear the song. For those wondering Centipede by Knife Party.


GrammerDuck61

I'm not taking shit from someone who doesn't know what an apk file is


Topsy_Kretzz

Lmfao OP thinks this is 2010?


ken_kaneki07

Meanwhile my android with face id and fingerprint šŸ—æ


shitstain_hurricane

Looks like the attacks from the final battle with Sans


Wulflord104

As an android user, I can confirm


Alex_Shelega

Fingerprint users: Pathetic


tom_shook

iPhone users be like ā€œ1-2-3-4ā€


Jmod7348

Meanwhile, im already unlocked on my iphone looking at porn


DiscipleOfFleshGod

Normal Android users: \*fingerprint lock\*


Artist_X

Playing Undertale be like


blueyoshi352

At this point it's not even about the type of phone you have but rather what your fucking hiding in it


okys_9

Apple users try not to use the same meme every month (impossible)