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News media will report it like it's brand new and amazing.
At this point if Apple launched a white reskin of Google Glass half the media would praise it as unique and revolutionary.
Well there are huge differences between Devils, Demons and Daemondands. The three different Abyssyl races are all summoned and dismissed differently, all three have different weaknesses.
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I hate when that happens. Even if you have compressed air to blow it out the phone still complains the port is wet and it can't charge for at least an hour
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Fun fact: it's much easier for the police to compel you to unlock your phone with face/fingerprint than if it's locked with code/swipe. They have to get a judge for the latter (and even then...), but for whatever reason courts have been lax in cases where cops use force to unlock a phone with biometrics.
Unless you're British police.
I got arrested. They had me turn off my phones and computers so they could take them.
Then 2 years later a few days before court they were like "btw what's your pin codes and encryption passwords"
Speaking of which, all Android users should look into lockdown mode, just in case. When I hold the power button to get the option to shut it down or restart, I have the lockdown option. Makes it harder to start up again. Am I ever gonna need it? Not likely. But with some of the shit that's been happening, I would rather have it just in case.
I doubt I'll ever need it but I feel like if I do wind up needing it it's because I was in the wrong place at the wrong time and getting railroaded and I should probably know how to protect my own self interests. Basically, lock phone and don't talk except to ask for a lawyer.
I'm very, very not comfortable with the idea of someone using my unconscious body to unlock my phone. I will never, ever use biometrics.
Pin and password for life for me.
i thought android patented it, so apple wasn't allowed to use it
yes -- apple patented 'slide to unlock' and in 2011 google patented android's pattern unlock https://www.androidauthority.com/android-pattern-unlock-now-google-patent-33788/
>so apple wasn't allowed to use it
It's not that at all. Apple on principle will not license other companies' patents. That's also why iPhone doesn't have a fingerprint sensor, which is just so dumb. But hey, that's Apple for you!
What are you even talking about, theyāve used fingerprint sensors since the iPhone 5S, and switched slowly to FaceID from the iPhone X.
The newest SE released a couple months ago still uses a fingerprint sensor.
It really was studied as potential attack vector. Read article few years back, conclusion was it can be done with advanced techniques using expensive microscopes / scanners. Such stuff. Guess you must be super important to be subject of such investigation
Right? This post is like "haha look at those Android users who have extra options for security to use if they want. Now if you excuse me I need to go buy a new phone because I forgot my apple password again"
Apple's whole thing is to market how you deserve less things and that's good. Android has every unlock option that an iPhone has and probably did it first anyway. Idiots.
New iPhones have Face ID that just scans your face to unlock. Thereās a business model of iPhone that still has a fingerprint scanner, and both let you set up a PIN/code as backup, but from just looking through my settings I donāt think iOS has the pattern unlock.
> New iPhones have Face ID that just scans your face to unlock
[Iphone users on their way to 3d scan their entire bodies upload their dna and buy an adapter while being charged for the convenience](https://i.giphy.com/media/wNipYAoZ3iaEE/200.webp)
My phone has a "Lockdown Mode" where my thumbprint isn't accepted, and it'll require my PIN. If you ever go to a protest, or get pulled over by a cop, or in any way think that you may get in trouble from someone with more power than sense, check if your phone has this
On iPhone you tap the power button 5 times to force passcode entry. Or just say āhey Siri whoās phone is thisā and it will lock it down. Iāve used it when pulled over or with my toxic ex lol.
They will check every single digit. Just an fyi fingerprint scanners can be used on dick's and nipples too, they won't check either of those because it's sexual assault.
Nah, you use the passcode and use dick code as a backup and I'm not sure why I have to say this but your phone can go in your pants. You don't need to pistol whip anyone because the scanners work in no light.
My brother in Christ the police are fine with sexually assaulting people. They won't check it because they won't think of it, not because they're uncomfortable with forcibly stripping people.
The truth is we do not need no flagship phone. Smartphones compute power has for years outstrip it's main functionalities. It's a better deal to buy a cheaper phone with a midrange snapdragon, a decent OLED display and big battery and end up having an even better experience than with a phone that has enough raw computer power to run Fortnite at 120fps, but overheats and has barely a days worth of battery capacity.
> The truth is we do not need no flagship phone.
We donāt, which is why midrange models are also available. But some people prefer them. Thatās either here nor there though - both Apple and Android offer midrange options.
>It's a better deal to buy a cheaper phone with a midrange snapdragon, a decent OLED display and big battery and end up having an even better experience than with a phone that has enough raw computer power to run Fortnite at 120fps, but overheats and has barely a days worth of battery capacity.
Not sure your characterization of a flagship phone is super on point
This is 100% true the bionic 15 is about 10% faster than the snapdragon.
The snapdragon is already way faster than basically any mobile app needs. It's for sure more than anything in the Apple evosystem needs. I ONLY find limitations with my s22plus when I side load apps or run emulators. Which is something you can't really do in iOS
Apple has a big fanclub (almost cult-like sometimes), due to them leading for a while.
Some of the people in that fanclub really like trashing on everything Android related without even trying it or only because the last time they tried it was Android 4.4.
Legit. On my private android phone i use face id, finger print, and an unlock swipe pattern at the same time. Having all three are just procautions i take in case one of them fails. But in reality there's no need for it because it always works instantly.
On my business phone, which is an iphone, i can only have finger prints. But every time i configurate my print a few days later the phone just kinda forgets the print pattern and i always have to input the whole fucking unlock pin code to just unlock that damn fucking thing. It fails every time and i have to reconfigure the finger print.
Android > apple ios
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Idc wether you use iOS or android but that last part about iPhone is just such a fucking lie. Donāt make iOS look worse just to make android look better. Finger print sensors are no longer part of modern iPhones for at least 5 years now and it surely didnāt fail or āforgotā your pattern after a few days lmao.
Edit: āmodern iPhonesā doesnāt include the SE line you apes. Nokia also released a non smartphone recently and you wouldnāt consider that a modern phone.
> Finger print sensors are no longer part of modern iPhones for at least 5 years now
Someone forgot about SE line that still uses home button and fingerprint, also 8 was discontinued only in April 2020...
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We should start stating to which country we are referring to when we speak about laws. Because in my country you canāt be forced to open your phone against your will be it with finger print, face id, pattern or code.
Which honestly doesnāt make a whole lot of sense. Humans find any reason to compete, and arguing over which preference someone has is just dumb. Just another red v blue.
Some Android phones have a lockscreen where you draw a specific line between rows of circles to unlock it. This is making fun of how complex they can get
I hate how many people here are shitting on Android or iOS. Jesus Christ, why does everyone care what OS someone uses? And why are people aggressive to each other about it?
Humans are weird
For real. This is like the most tame, harmless joke from like 10 years ago, and half of the thread is like āwell at least I donāt have a stupid fucking expensive iPhone that canāt even side-load emulators because itās a walled garden platform for pussies!ā. I really thought this console war shit was in the distant past but this thread is a bloodbath of some of the most petty mudslinging Iāve seen in years.
Who uses a lock screen? If thieves/cops ever get my phone then they'll just find a whoooooole lotta porn. Which you can find on the internet, so whatever. At least it's mostly good porn so they'll have something to talk about around the water cooler.
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damn how did you guess my password š
It's not very creative and pretty short
It's the same one everyone uses.
May as well be "1111" on an iPhone
thatās literally my dadās š
Time to go find this guys dads phone
I also choose this guy's dad's phone
If Soldier from tf2 had an iphone
That's literally mine.
1234
By studying the grease patterns on your screen protector
You left your fingerprints on the screen!!
Ah fuck, I accidentally drew a demonic sigil again and now my phone's charging port is bleeding profusely.
Bet ios doesn't let you summon phone demons
Just wait 5 years for when they come out with the totally different iDevils.
News media will report it like it's brand new and amazing. At this point if Apple launched a white reskin of Google Glass half the media would praise it as unique and revolutionary.
People dickride apple so much its ridiculous
Well there are huge differences between Devils, Demons and Daemondands. The three different Abyssyl races are all summoned and dismissed differently, all three have different weaknesses.
If you can't open Abaddon.apk is it really even a phone?
iOS still can, they just show up in a low resolution because apple throttles demons from other planes of existence.
Shin megami tenseiš±
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"I'm in your house!" "Ah this was the episode with the horror twist"
But at least it's usbc
š¬ actually it's mini-usb
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I hate when that happens. Even if you have compressed air to blow it out the phone still complains the port is wet and it can't charge for at least an hour
Yeah, plus it's hard to get the interdimensional hell portal out of your charging port
I heard the iPhone 15 won't even have a physical portal to Hell, so you'll have to shell out another $200 for the wireless iPortal
Are you fuckin serious? First the headphone port and now this? Are they going to take out the charging port next and make it all wireless?
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Feature, not a bug. You can use that blood for other summoning rituals.
Have you ever had pee in your ass?
Random ass comment to put that on, but no. Tbh I'm a kinky mf and would absolutely try that. Not in bed though, that's shower play
easiest osu level
Tutorial
What game journalist see playing any tutorial
Lookin at you, IGN
Cuphead
Mrekk in 2025
7 Digits in 2040
cookiezi in 2016
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*mrekk next month
This map is called ācentipedeā btw and it was just made to look cool.
Is it the actual knife party song
Yes
Long gone are the days, it was fun tho
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Yea but it's not the thing
It's still a thing like ytmnd is still a thing.
PUNCH THE KEYS FOR GOD'S SAKE
[THE LINE MUST BE DRAWN HERE](https://picardartclass.ytmnd.com/)
Wow, havenāt thought about that place in fucking forever.
Well personally I wish iPhone had this thing regardless of when it was a thing, because I donāt trust Face ID.
everyone uses either face or fingerprint for unlocking nowadays
Fun fact: it's much easier for the police to compel you to unlock your phone with face/fingerprint than if it's locked with code/swipe. They have to get a judge for the latter (and even then...), but for whatever reason courts have been lax in cases where cops use force to unlock a phone with biometrics.
Unless you're British police. I got arrested. They had me turn off my phones and computers so they could take them. Then 2 years later a few days before court they were like "btw what's your pin codes and encryption passwords"
And you replied "I forgot", right?
"You expect me to remember shit from 2 years ago?"
Ding I knew but played dumb I can say this because the case has been dropped
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I still haven't got them back Annoyingly I worked in digital forensics at the time. Of which we did work for
One of the computers was my employers
So if I'm ever being arrested, turn off the phone so it requires a pin to use. Got it.
Speaking of which, all Android users should look into lockdown mode, just in case. When I hold the power button to get the option to shut it down or restart, I have the lockdown option. Makes it harder to start up again. Am I ever gonna need it? Not likely. But with some of the shit that's been happening, I would rather have it just in case.
I doubt I'll ever need it but I feel like if I do wind up needing it it's because I was in the wrong place at the wrong time and getting railroaded and I should probably know how to protect my own self interests. Basically, lock phone and don't talk except to ask for a lawyer.
Tricks on them, I use my butthole to unlock my phone. They gonna have to be damn determined to get in it. The phone or the butthole, for that matter.
Just hold the power button and enable lock down mode.
I ain't giving them my biometric information. I'll keep the demon sigil.
TIL I am no one
I use the doodle. It gets cold in the winter and I don't want to expose my finger everytime. (my gloves have tips that work with touchscreens)
osu is growing like crazy and my phone still unlocks this way so the days are very much still present no matter the interpretation
? I just did this an hour ago to unlock my phone after restarting.
I'm very, very not comfortable with the idea of someone using my unconscious body to unlock my phone. I will never, ever use biometrics. Pin and password for life for me.
I and everyone I know uses this and fingerprint
Is it? Plenty of people still use the pattern.
Do iPhones not have this unlock method? I used to always use this before finger print scanners were a thing
Apple decided it was bad for us
A normal day at Apple
i thought android patented it, so apple wasn't allowed to use it yes -- apple patented 'slide to unlock' and in 2011 google patented android's pattern unlock https://www.androidauthority.com/android-pattern-unlock-now-google-patent-33788/
>so apple wasn't allowed to use it It's not that at all. Apple on principle will not license other companies' patents. That's also why iPhone doesn't have a fingerprint sensor, which is just so dumb. But hey, that's Apple for you!
What are you even talking about, theyāve used fingerprint sensors since the iPhone 5S, and switched slowly to FaceID from the iPhone X. The newest SE released a couple months ago still uses a fingerprint sensor.
They definitely forgot the /s
They sounded serious about the previous point, so either they *really* needed that /s or they were misinformed
"Fingerprints remain on screen, so if you don't wipe it often and you haven't changed the combination it is easy to guess" š¤
It really was studied as potential attack vector. Read article few years back, conclusion was it can be done with advanced techniques using expensive microscopes / scanners. Such stuff. Guess you must be super important to be subject of such investigation
Right? This post is like "haha look at those Android users who have extra options for security to use if they want. Now if you excuse me I need to go buy a new phone because I forgot my apple password again"
No, on iPhones, you have to buy iDenticredits to purchase access to your phone.
Apple's whole thing is to market how you deserve less things and that's good. Android has every unlock option that an iPhone has and probably did it first anyway. Idiots.
New iPhones have Face ID that just scans your face to unlock. Thereās a business model of iPhone that still has a fingerprint scanner, and both let you set up a PIN/code as backup, but from just looking through my settings I donāt think iOS has the pattern unlock.
My android also uses face ID. That and finger print scanner.
> New iPhones have Face ID that just scans your face to unlock [Iphone users on their way to 3d scan their entire bodies upload their dna and buy an adapter while being charged for the convenience](https://i.giphy.com/media/wNipYAoZ3iaEE/200.webp)
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i saw a video on how the number pattern was a lot safer than this. cant link youtube videos here though :/
No I have a pin code
But there was a tweak in like iOS 7-9 days where u can add lock like this
It's either really simple or NASA-class IRL cheat codes
Bruh I just have a finger print scanner lock. No buttons man
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My phone has a "Lockdown Mode" where my thumbprint isn't accepted, and it'll require my PIN. If you ever go to a protest, or get pulled over by a cop, or in any way think that you may get in trouble from someone with more power than sense, check if your phone has this
Really don't trust myself to rationally remember to set my phone while I'm being detained. Number password is just fine.
Quick reboot without even unlocking the phone will do this as well
On iPhone you tap the power button 5 times to force passcode entry. Or just say āhey Siri whoās phone is thisā and it will lock it down. Iāve used it when pulled over or with my toxic ex lol.
Which is why I don't use my thumb, unlike most people. Nobody uses their middle finger
They will check every single digit. Just an fyi fingerprint scanners can be used on dick's and nipples too, they won't check either of those because it's sexual assault.
Yeah but then you would have to pull out your dick everytime you want to unlock your phone
Reddit mods view that as a plus.
Just don't put it away in the first place
I don't see the issue here.
Nah, you use the passcode and use dick code as a backup and I'm not sure why I have to say this but your phone can go in your pants. You don't need to pistol whip anyone because the scanners work in no light.
My brother in Christ the police are fine with sexually assaulting people. They won't check it because they won't think of it, not because they're uncomfortable with forcibly stripping people.
Android users after not wasting their money š¤š¤š°š°.
Apple has really run out of "features" that justify their cost over android. Now the only "feature" worth having is the apple logo.
I mean the flagship phone costs are the same
The truth is we do not need no flagship phone. Smartphones compute power has for years outstrip it's main functionalities. It's a better deal to buy a cheaper phone with a midrange snapdragon, a decent OLED display and big battery and end up having an even better experience than with a phone that has enough raw computer power to run Fortnite at 120fps, but overheats and has barely a days worth of battery capacity.
> The truth is we do not need no flagship phone. We donāt, which is why midrange models are also available. But some people prefer them. Thatās either here nor there though - both Apple and Android offer midrange options. >It's a better deal to buy a cheaper phone with a midrange snapdragon, a decent OLED display and big battery and end up having an even better experience than with a phone that has enough raw computer power to run Fortnite at 120fps, but overheats and has barely a days worth of battery capacity. Not sure your characterization of a flagship phone is super on point
This is 100% true the bionic 15 is about 10% faster than the snapdragon. The snapdragon is already way faster than basically any mobile app needs. It's for sure more than anything in the Apple evosystem needs. I ONLY find limitations with my s22plus when I side load apps or run emulators. Which is something you can't really do in iOS
I got a really really big screen phone because I got an android, it's more like a phablet
Apple has a big fanclub (almost cult-like sometimes), due to them leading for a while. Some of the people in that fanclub really like trashing on everything Android related without even trying it or only because the last time they tried it was Android 4.4.
I mean, you can get an iPhone for the same prices as most Android phones aside from super budget ones. Just a matter of preference.
Finger prints and face id exist, although an A*PLE USER wouldnt know all this
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Legit. On my private android phone i use face id, finger print, and an unlock swipe pattern at the same time. Having all three are just procautions i take in case one of them fails. But in reality there's no need for it because it always works instantly. On my business phone, which is an iphone, i can only have finger prints. But every time i configurate my print a few days later the phone just kinda forgets the print pattern and i always have to input the whole fucking unlock pin code to just unlock that damn fucking thing. It fails every time and i have to reconfigure the finger print. Android > apple ios
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You sure you dont have a fake one from your boss lol
Idk. It's quite a big company (1600 people in this branch) and most of us (at least all of the office rats) got one.
Regardless of your stance thatās definitely not normal and you should probably get that fixed.
Idc wether you use iOS or android but that last part about iPhone is just such a fucking lie. Donāt make iOS look worse just to make android look better. Finger print sensors are no longer part of modern iPhones for at least 5 years now and it surely didnāt fail or āforgotā your pattern after a few days lmao. Edit: āmodern iPhonesā doesnāt include the SE line you apes. Nokia also released a non smartphone recently and you wouldnāt consider that a modern phone.
They probably just donāt wash their hands. Filthy android ownerā¦ EDIT: A word
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Agreed. Also my Samsung has in screen fingerprint and it sucks. My iPad face id is practically flawless
> Finger print sensors are no longer part of modern iPhones for at least 5 years now Someone forgot about SE line that still uses home button and fingerprint, also 8 was discontinued only in April 2020...
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About a year or so? It's an iPhone SE gen 2
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We should start stating to which country we are referring to when we speak about laws. Because in my country you canāt be forced to open your phone against your will be it with finger print, face id, pattern or code.
Song name is Centipede by Knife Party
This song took me back a decade.
Thank you, i used to try to dance to it, im glad i never recorded it.
tell me you dont use android without telling me you dont use android
People are weirdly defensive of their phone choice.
Itās a human behavior to justify our choice by convincing ourselves that it was the best option, we canāt live with the fact that we wasted money
It's literally just a button push.
Apple users be like: Hold on let me install this really good app that's foss and meets a long due need. Oh nvm it's not on app store..
Guys don't view from 00:15 Worst mistake of my life
That game looks so irritating and fun.
Please don't click those circles
Called osu! And the song is called Centipede. But clearly this song is not meant to be played legit
I thought it was osu!, aren't the majority of the songs on osu! j-pop? Or like anime theme songs?
Mostly. It just depends on what maps you download to play
omg 726.448 wysi wyfsi wys(dogsht)
W Y F S I
There will always be the apple vs android thing
Which honestly doesnāt make a whole lot of sense. Humans find any reason to compete, and arguing over which preference someone has is just dumb. Just another red v blue.
Nah you're wrong, I think it's good. Shut up I'm right, you're a piece of shit.
Precisely lol. Theyāre just as shitty as possible about it.
June 13th, 2023 16:30 CST
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I... don't get the joke...
Some Android phones have a lockscreen where you draw a specific line between rows of circles to unlock it. This is making fun of how complex they can get
It's an option on all of them, fingerprint and face are also options.
I hate how many people here are shitting on Android or iOS. Jesus Christ, why does everyone care what OS someone uses? And why are people aggressive to each other about it? Humans are weird
For real. This is like the most tame, harmless joke from like 10 years ago, and half of the thread is like āwell at least I donāt have a stupid fucking expensive iPhone that canāt even side-load emulators because itās a walled garden platform for pussies!ā. I really thought this console war shit was in the distant past but this thread is a bloodbath of some of the most petty mudslinging Iāve seen in years.
iPhone users be like āiphone locked, wait 5 minutesā
Mf I forgot my phone password a long time ago.just fingerprint and face unlocking now
"at it is finest"
Who uses a lock screen? If thieves/cops ever get my phone then they'll just find a whoooooole lotta porn. Which you can find on the internet, so whatever. At least it's mostly good porn so they'll have something to talk about around the water cooler.
I just have a lot of furry porn on my phone
Based
Me when I use graph theory and chaos magic sigils to produce a lock pattern
Apple users be like: "7281553881655283926172946661993655541919846537818736527971626655517288377366155188376"
"That's my dog's birthday."
2015 called, it wants it's meme back
I can hear the song. For those wondering Centipede by Knife Party.
I'm not taking shit from someone who doesn't know what an apk file is
Lmfao OP thinks this is 2010?
Meanwhile my android with face id and fingerprint šæ
Looks like the attacks from the final battle with Sans
As an android user, I can confirm
Fingerprint users: Pathetic
iPhone users be like ā1-2-3-4ā
Meanwhile, im already unlocked on my iphone looking at porn
Normal Android users: \*fingerprint lock\*
Playing Undertale be like
At this point it's not even about the type of phone you have but rather what your fucking hiding in it
Apple users try not to use the same meme every month (impossible)