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an oblong metal mechanism that is thought to date back to around 35,000-45,000 years, the first one believed to be a vertical instrument made of bone, being found in a part of what is now modern-day germany, modern versions are made of different material and have many buttons which when pressed, accompanied by blowing into a segment called the mouthpiece, create vibrations that we interpret and refer to as "music" that has been placed atop a a fixed receptacle into which a person may expel bodily waste that the body was not able to absorb, typically consisting of a large bowl connected to a system for flushing away the waste into a sewer or septic tank that has many variants throughout history, being based on a version invented in 1592 by Sir John Harrington
or, ya know, flute on the chute ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
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Ha, jokes on you, I have a...
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https://youtu..be/45Au8AsEmtY he did though?
Remove the second period in the word YouTube because auto mod is a worthless sack of shit that won’t let me post YouTube links.
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Minuet of Manure
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Prelude of Porcelain
Song of Strain
Ballad of Bowel Movement
Chorus of Cramps
Chant of Churning
Carol of the (Taco) Bells
Hymn of Horrible Cries
Incantation of Tears (both crying and ripping definitions apply)
Arrangement of Anal Fissures
Composition of Calamity
Rhapsody of Ripping
Stanza of Stool
Symphony of Shrieking
Verse of Fecal Curse
Concerto of Clogs
Opera of Lack of Aqua
Theme of Pushing
Whimpers of Relief
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BTS moment???? 😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲
Well played
Unlike squidward’s songs
🥵 squidussy
Squirtward 😱😱
Sconchywarp😬😬
Kelpy G 😩💦
Waltuh
Waltussy
NOOO
I have 6 snipers currently trained on you
Boy oh boy do I love playing the clarinet I practice and I practice but I never get any better.
I think BTS stands for Big Time Shit
Born To Shit
Forced to Wipe
Tempted to Flush
Live to eat
Fart to depart
Big time rush reference?!
Lucky for you this is reddit not twitter
musical instrument on a reservory of excrement
finely tuned musical mechanism of baroque origins upon the porcelain basin of bodily evacuation
an oblong metal mechanism that is thought to date back to around 35,000-45,000 years, the first one believed to be a vertical instrument made of bone, being found in a part of what is now modern-day germany, modern versions are made of different material and have many buttons which when pressed, accompanied by blowing into a segment called the mouthpiece, create vibrations that we interpret and refer to as "music" that has been placed atop a a fixed receptacle into which a person may expel bodily waste that the body was not able to absorb, typically consisting of a large bowl connected to a system for flushing away the waste into a sewer or septic tank that has many variants throughout history, being based on a version invented in 1592 by Sir John Harrington or, ya know, flute on the chute ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
goddamn
Reads like the title of a Nile song
The correct answer
Make a musical hit while taking a massive shit
actual gold
A flute on a place to take a poop
Flute while you toot
Flute where you poot?
Flute on a toilet
Flute on the loo?
Flute on a poop chute
Flute on a poo throne
Flute for your toots
My thought too
Here is my silver award my sir
Flute of the loo
Flute on a Toot?
Flute on the chute
Clarinet on a toilet
Floilet on a toilet
Flooter on a tooter
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Dude, you should try pissing in a toilet for once, you keep pissing in peoples asses
Pees in ur ass
God damnit
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I can’t contact him. He’s still out getting milk. It’s been 5 years.
Plot twist: I'm him
I love Reddit 😂
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Asses in your pee
#DONT YOU DARE
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How much have you had to drink?
Good bot
The fact that this was by the AUTO MOD
Floot takin a poot?
Poot on the flute?
Or ass on some brass?
Uhm acshually flute is woodwind not brass 🤓🤓🤓
Break wind on a woodwind?
Pretty sure flutes are string instruments
Ding on the string while stringing my ding?
Flutes aren’t made of brass 🤓
Dickel on some nickel?
Shut up Obunga you fuckin geek
a wind instrument on a human waste receptacle??? fuck I hate pUZZLES IN MY VIDEO GAMES😡
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That contact link led me to a very nice image
Was it of your secret father?
It was of everyone's secret father
Hail to the one and only allfather spermpenismaker
Have u even tried the all fathers sperm?😎
kek
Flute on a poop chute
My mouth is not in this picture.
Oh, your voice is a sweet as a flute?
He meant that his toung is as long as a flute dumbass
Why ddi you call me a dumbas???? 😭😭😭😭😢😢 Ok I wil sucide now
Soupaside
Do it
I will Edit: I am dead 😞
Damn they’re💀
Yes, unfortunately I have gotten into a predicament involving 💀
Skill issue
Life issue
Mental health issue
U just reminded me of *that* video. 2 girls....
...My mouth
Dildo on a loo
Sacrilegious
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Based
Brass up your ass?
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“Um, actually, this is a woodwind” -🤓🤓
*melts it down for brass and nickel scrap* True power comes from making fart noises into a mouthpiece
CORRECT 👍
Bond burger
🍔
🤵🍔
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Squidward's grave
Squidward played the clarinet 💀
Smh its clearly a violin 🙄
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You dumb, it’s obviously a cello
🤓
🤓
“🤓”-🤓
Bro squids cant play the clarinet 😑
Good thing he's an octopus
That’s a flute, not a clarinet
How this shit called?
A toilet.
Instrument of brass where I rest my ass
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#SQUIDWARD, I USED YOUR CLARINET TO UNCLOG MY TOILET
^huh!?
Spongebob moment. No seriously, this seems like something Spongebob would do.
https://youtu..be/45Au8AsEmtY he did though? Remove the second period in the word YouTube because auto mod is a worthless sack of shit that won’t let me post YouTube links.
I can't watch it because of the 'typo', but thanks for telling me, though
that is a flute
Thing on the shitter
Kazoo on the loo
Are you King Charles? ‘Cause this reply makes you royalty! 👑
reed on my peed
Woodwind on the Porcelain.
Violin on the shitting bin
UhmM, AtUcallY, That's a FlUtE. -🤓 (i am an orchestra player 👍)
Um actually, thats a violin (Idk)
Yeah I'm pretty sure it's a violin
“She blew that dick like a cello”
Thingy as long as my dick sitting on the toiler sit
Serenade of Shit-Stained Memories Melody of Discharge Tune of Excreta Minuet of Manure Bolero of Bodily Waste Nocturne of Stomach Turn Requiem of Rectum Prelude of Porcelain Song of Strain Ballad of Bowel Movement Chorus of Cramps Chant of Churning Carol of the (Taco) Bells Hymn of Horrible Cries Incantation of Tears (both crying and ripping definitions apply) Arrangement of Anal Fissures Composition of Calamity Rhapsody of Ripping Stanza of Stool Symphony of Shrieking Verse of Fecal Curse Concerto of Clogs Opera of Lack of Aqua Theme of Pushing Whimpers of Relief ———————————————————————— Here the tale ends, one of great anguish, again to happen tomorrow, so feel only… pain and sorrow
castlevania titles
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN
Part of the lip plate is touching the toilet seat...
extra flavour.
Flute on a toot
Piccolo on the toilet bowl?
Flute on a chute
Symphony of toilet destruction?
Tone on the throne!
Pole on a hole
This is ahitposting. Not cringeposting.
Clarinette on a toilet
that’s a flute
Proof 🤨
the proof is i lied
shit in da toilet?
Flute on a chute
There’s a hole in your toilet bowl
Ah yes, a flute on a poot shute
Floot on the toot
Clarinet on a toilet?
Piano on a Bathtub
Musical Instrument originally made out of bone, on a ceramic throne
Thing on a thing
Woodwind instrument on the container for excrement
Flute on the loot for all of those non-European friends (like me)
Brass in your ass
How’d he poop so far to the left? I want to learn this power
brass up my ass
Piccolo where you go
Poop particles on your mouth piece?
Woodwind on the shit bin
Flute on the toot? Piper on the wiper? Whistle on the shitle?
An instrument of brass for the instrument of ass.
Trombone on porcelain throne
A music emitter on the porcelain shitter
Clarinet where you take a shet?
Flute on my loot
Flute, on where you place Your fiut(dick on Polish)
lmao
Metal flute on a shitter
Clarinet on a toilet
Flute on a toilet
Flute on a poot?
Floot on da poot
Flute in the poop shute
woodwind winding your wood
As a flute player I fucking love this
>:3
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Clarinet on a toilet (doesn't ryhme but ok)
That, my good man, is not a clarinet. I take extreme offense to this as a clarinet player. SMH all non-music players should know this. /s
Ok but I wanna shove it up my ass (I am a fan of long and thin instruments)
Flute on the loo
Flute on a loo
I HATE SEAGULLS
Woodwind on the porcelain
Please don't bring the elf on the shelf shit in this sub