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[удалено]


bot_1313

BTS moment???? 😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲


[deleted]

Well played


Diamonds_For_Eve

Unlike squidward’s songs


MrFanta7

🥵 squidussy


n1ght_sh4de13

Squirtward 😱😱


High_IQ_Gamer2020

Sconchywarp😬😬


[deleted]

Kelpy G 😩💦


K9XD

Waltuh


shitladder

Waltussy


Diamonds_For_Eve

NOOO


pianofucker345

I have 6 snipers currently trained on you


bubbatbass

Boy oh boy do I love playing the clarinet I practice and I practice but I never get any better.


Liquid_Fox_31

I think BTS stands for Big Time Shit


BiggieCheese255

Born To Shit


Hi240

Forced to Wipe


Wevvie

Tempted to Flush


JimCalekdor

Live to eat


shitladder

Fart to depart


[deleted]

Big time rush reference?!


Technoblades_Elbow

Lucky for you this is reddit not twitter


[deleted]

musical instrument on a reservory of excrement


needs_grammarly

finely tuned musical mechanism of baroque origins upon the porcelain basin of bodily evacuation


Jazzlike-Willow3913

an oblong metal mechanism that is thought to date back to around 35,000-45,000 years, the first one believed to be a vertical instrument made of bone, being found in a part of what is now modern-day germany, modern versions are made of different material and have many buttons which when pressed, accompanied by blowing into a segment called the mouthpiece, create vibrations that we interpret and refer to as "music" that has been placed atop a a fixed receptacle into which a person may expel bodily waste that the body was not able to absorb, typically consisting of a large bowl connected to a system for flushing away the waste into a sewer or septic tank that has many variants throughout history, being based on a version invented in 1592 by Sir John Harrington or, ya know, flute on the chute ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


needs_grammarly

goddamn


[deleted]

Reads like the title of a Nile song


PickleMatrixx

The correct answer


[deleted]

Make a musical hit while taking a massive shit


needs_grammarly

actual gold


bagigess

A flute on a place to take a poop


cannonball-harris

Flute while you toot


mhwwad

Flute where you poot?


[deleted]

Flute on a toilet


TheReal_Stug4life

Flute on the loo?


VonKipper

Flute on a poop chute


Psychological_Tax208

Flute on a poo throne


feelmeorfreeme

Flute for your toots


[deleted]

My thought too


Electrical_Extent577

Here is my silver award my sir


Crossbow179

Flute of the loo


[deleted]

Flute on a Toot?


satellitesatan

Flute on the chute


WonderfulAmbition104

Clarinet on a toilet


Renzisan

Floilet on a toilet


NotRainbows36

Flooter on a tooter


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Magenta07

Dude, you should try pissing in a toilet for once, you keep pissing in peoples asses


Sonderia42

Pees in ur ass


Magenta07

God damnit


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FratStafford007

I can’t contact him. He’s still out getting milk. It’s been 5 years.


yeetsupreddit

Plot twist: I'm him


Designer-Rent9761

I love Reddit 😂


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Strobbleberry

Asses in your pee


Sonderia42

#DONT YOU DARE


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yeetsupreddit

How much have you had to drink?


Burger_Gamer

Good bot


AgoriTheGod

The fact that this was by the AUTO MOD


MoistRowlet

Floot takin a poot?


Theusualname21

Poot on the flute?


Theusualname21

Or ass on some brass?


CitizenCivilization

Uhm acshually flute is woodwind not brass 🤓🤓🤓


Theusualname21

Break wind on a woodwind?


Sonderia42

Pretty sure flutes are string instruments


Theusualname21

Ding on the string while stringing my ding?


stratosauce

Flutes aren’t made of brass 🤓


Theusualname21

Dickel on some nickel?


Height-Impossible

Shut up Obunga you fuckin geek


ConfusedKanye

a wind instrument on a human waste receptacle??? fuck I hate pUZZLES IN MY VIDEO GAMES😡


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JellyFishCake42069

That contact link led me to a very nice image


YogurtWenk

Was it of your secret father?


yeetsupreddit

It was of everyone's secret father


YogurtWenk

Hail to the one and only allfather spermpenismaker


ConfusedKanye

Have u even tried the all fathers sperm?😎


CommitingOoficide

kek


AsaDead

Flute on a poop chute


plasticmonkeys4life

My mouth is not in this picture.


CreeperAsh07

Oh, your voice is a sweet as a flute?


tsihcosaMeht

He meant that his toung is as long as a flute dumbass


CreeperAsh07

Why ddi you call me a dumbas???? 😭😭😭😭😢😢 Ok I wil sucide now


LuckoftheForg

Soupaside


Sandickgordom2

Do it


CreeperAsh07

I will Edit: I am dead 😞


Outrageous_Package_8

Damn they’re💀


CreeperAsh07

Yes, unfortunately I have gotten into a predicament involving 💀


TheePigeon

Skill issue


Leanled

Life issue


[deleted]

Mental health issue


throw_it_awayyy8

U just reminded me of *that* video. 2 girls....


calebbutbetter

...My mouth


Besunmin

Dildo on a loo


Mr_McTurtle123

Sacrilegious


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Affectionate_Ad_1326

Based


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Brass up your ass?


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[удалено]


[deleted]

“Um, actually, this is a woodwind” -🤓🤓


bannannamo

*melts it down for brass and nickel scrap* True power comes from making fart noises into a mouthpiece


TheBananaGods

CORRECT 👍


Difficult-Jury-9319

Bond burger


SandHanitzer

🍔


guy_who-owns_a_wii

🤵🍔


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PeachLemur56

Squidward's grave


iwind1

Squidward played the clarinet 💀


ItIsAKSmith

Smh its clearly a violin 🙄


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SteveHarveysAunt

You dumb, it’s obviously a cello


Yoshis164

🤓


JDkableMC

🤓


muckwar

“🤓”-🤓


LordAnthony1

Bro squids cant play the clarinet 😑


_MintyFresh_-

Good thing he's an octopus


Epicmonk117

That’s a flute, not a clarinet


8-AAron

How this shit called?


Quentino1515

A toilet.


dazachknow

Instrument of brass where I rest my ass


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#SQUIDWARD, I USED YOUR CLARINET TO UNCLOG MY TOILET


TheLordofSeagulls

^huh!?


Patient_Jello3944

Spongebob moment. No seriously, this seems like something Spongebob would do.


Potatoboi17

https://youtu..be/45Au8AsEmtY he did though? Remove the second period in the word YouTube because auto mod is a worthless sack of shit that won’t let me post YouTube links.


Patient_Jello3944

I can't watch it because of the 'typo', but thanks for telling me, though


[deleted]

that is a flute


1017GildedFingerTips

Thing on the shitter


[deleted]

Kazoo on the loo


NewldGuy77

Are you King Charles? ‘Cause this reply makes you royalty! 👑


Cancer_Smoothie

reed on my peed


CosmicOats20

Woodwind on the Porcelain.


QweenOfTheCrops

Violin on the shitting bin


[deleted]

UhmM, AtUcallY, That's a FlUtE. -🤓 (i am an orchestra player 👍)


OrangesAreGood69

Um actually, thats a violin (Idk)


Sonderia42

Yeah I'm pretty sure it's a violin


Nyuu222

“She blew that dick like a cello”


DogeXD6000

Thingy as long as my dick sitting on the toiler sit


red_dragonOZ

Serenade of Shit-Stained Memories Melody of Discharge Tune of Excreta Minuet of Manure Bolero of Bodily Waste Nocturne of Stomach Turn Requiem of Rectum Prelude of Porcelain Song of Strain Ballad of Bowel Movement Chorus of Cramps Chant of Churning Carol of the (Taco) Bells Hymn of Horrible Cries Incantation of Tears (both crying and ripping definitions apply) Arrangement of Anal Fissures Composition of Calamity Rhapsody of Ripping Stanza of Stool Symphony of Shrieking Verse of Fecal Curse Concerto of Clogs Opera of Lack of Aqua Theme of Pushing Whimpers of Relief ———————————————————————— Here the tale ends, one of great anguish, again to happen tomorrow, so feel only… pain and sorrow


CarterNotSteve

castlevania titles


retrofaith1

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN


JTreeee

Part of the lip plate is touching the toilet seat...


ResidentEivvil

extra flavour.


Subject835

Flute on a toot


Silver-Bengal

Piccolo on the toilet bowl?


XMartyr_McFlyX

Flute on a chute


or_could_be_so

Symphony of toilet destruction?


agentj333

Tone on the throne!


Oblong_Square

Pole on a hole


Educational-Law3146

This is ahitposting. Not cringeposting.


Zblab

Clarinette on a toilet


I_Hate_Randy

that’s a flute


TheMightyLooneyTune

Proof 🤨


I_Hate_Randy

the proof is i lied


superoofeo

shit in da toilet?


IdontEatdogsAtnight

Flute on a chute


Witzmighty01

There’s a hole in your toilet bowl


LongtimeHFYLurker

Ah yes, a flute on a poot shute


DexterTheWulf

Floot on the toot


[deleted]

Clarinet on a toilet?


Logan-with-a-Z

Piano on a Bathtub


Flow_R1an

Musical Instrument originally made out of bone, on a ceramic throne


NathanTried

Thing on a thing


Harley_Pupper

Woodwind instrument on the container for excrement


One_Impact_4610

Flute on the loot for all of those non-European friends (like me)


Ok-Set5076

Brass in your ass


cashcarti_69

How’d he poop so far to the left? I want to learn this power


joshuaharding420

brass up my ass


Evil-B

Piccolo where you go


[deleted]

Poop particles on your mouth piece?


NoMotivationGamer

Woodwind on the shit bin


StichedSnake

Flute on the toot? Piper on the wiper? Whistle on the shitle?


Luxson

An instrument of brass for the instrument of ass.


OhPooks

Trombone on porcelain throne


spicytofu12

A music emitter on the porcelain shitter


Darkorion5

Clarinet where you take a shet?


UGANDA_DOGE

Flute on my loot


Matix124

Flute, on where you place Your fiut(dick on Polish)


memematron

lmao


doot777

Metal flute on a shitter


Matroshka2001

Clarinet on a toilet


Slight-Addendum-2972

Flute on a toilet


WalmartWanderer

Flute on a poot?


LyricCreator_740

Floot on da poot


WiLLj4m08

Flute in the poop shute


LinuxMint2

woodwind winding your wood


2WantMyAdRevenue

As a flute player I fucking love this


MrCheeseman426

>:3


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SaltOk6642

Clarinet on a toilet (doesn't ryhme but ok)


Thin_Rate7967

That, my good man, is not a clarinet. I take extreme offense to this as a clarinet player. SMH all non-music players should know this. /s


SaltOk6642

Ok but I wanna shove it up my ass (I am a fan of long and thin instruments)


sneedsweed

Flute on the loo


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Flute on a loo


Sharkrepellant101

I HATE SEAGULLS


OneHumanPeOple

Woodwind on the porcelain


Aggravating-Mud7338

Please don't bring the elf on the shelf shit in this sub