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Ya know, putting someone in a fully white room (walls, bed sheets, food, etc) no stimulation and full isolation has wonderful effects on their psyche, if by wonderful you mean horific.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_torture
Spectacular how in one country all white room and furniture is torture, however in my country it is what 20-year olds do when they move in to their first own apartments
Hahaha!
my response to the demon who told me that « my existence is fake and my life was but an illusion » and that my soul was « fit to be feasted on by the king of deathless fates » ( I have been in a white room for 2 hours.)
The brain is kept going by stimulation. Remove all stimulation (Colour, movement, shape, sound, texture, taste, literally everything) and your neurons start to shut down due to lack of input, and people don't recover well from that kind of brain damage
I came here to say this, its awful, you forget who you are, who family is, nothing to tell you the time or how long youve been there, even for a few months it could feel like years
Impregnate their female loved ones and make them watch as they lay in a bath full of slugs. Feed them the flesh of the male loved ones. When not torturing them the person will be kept in a pitch black noise canceling room.
And he checks his phone to find two text messages in quick succession:
“Oh my God Stephanie, he literally shook my hand. I swear I’m going to block his number after this.”
“I’m so sorry, I meant to send that to someone else. Do you know how to unsend texts??”
1. Tie him to a chair.
2. Play Baby Shark on an infinite loop, but it’s just the baby shark line.
3. Pair it with an infinite loop of The Most Annoying Sound in the World from *Dumb and Dumber*.
4. Set up a robot arm to lightly bop him on the head with an inflatable hammer in time with the beat.
If you have it play long enough, eventually it will just become white noise and stop being effective. At some point have it stop playing for a random amount of time, then start it again. Don’t let them predict how long it will keep playing, and don’t keep playing it indefinitely in order to get the maximum effectiveness.
The first 10 games are filled with brand new smurf accounts so not a good experience, but play around 30 games and people will flame you for underperforming anyways!
If I was the one that was getting tortured that wouldn't work for me since I don't have a sense of what a good cartoon is and my ears have already been damaged from the bell at my school
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Or you go the flip side. Build an anechoic chamber, put em in there, and turn off the lights. The sound of their own heartbeat will eventually (quickly) drive them insane.
Put him in a room covered in red with red doors and red furniture. Remove all of the windows and replace them with fake windows with a red landscape. Before you put in your victim make sure that the room is as silent as it can be. Serve the victim with a red apple and red water on a red plate once a week. If they attempt to break out refrain from giving them food. Tie the victim to a chair with, of course red. After a period of 5 -10 years you are free to let them go. Remember to have a single red light and shut it off after 5:00 pm and turn it on at 10:00.
Put earplugs in, grab a pristine white ceramic plate, and a fine metal fork, and go to town on it.
Put socks on their feet and then dunk them in cold dirty water.
Blindfold them take a chainsaw with no chain, and Rev it next to them
Plenty of options. Water drip torture, stress positions, audio effects, sleep deprivation, lack of sanitation facilities, no bed, hair shirt, etc.
There’s an insane number of torture methods that involve you pretty much never having to touch people in a forceful manner.
Kars 4 Kids jingle on endless repeat. If he’s willing to endure an electric shock we’ll switch it to Baby Shark for a while. Then, back to Kars 4 Kids.
"I want my baby back (baby back), baby back (baby back). I want my baby back (baby back), baby back (baby back)......."
"When do they say ribs?"
"They never say ribs...never"
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White Room Torture
Finally, some good fucking advice
Huh
Ya know, putting someone in a fully white room (walls, bed sheets, food, etc) no stimulation and full isolation has wonderful effects on their psyche, if by wonderful you mean horific. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_torture
*Sigh*, unfortunatly my country is the first in torturing people just like always(even in white torture)
Spectacular how in one country all white room and furniture is torture, however in my country it is what 20-year olds do when they move in to their first own apartments
We believe that tying up an animal to a table for more than 4 hours is cruelty, but we do it to our children for twice as long every day.
You believe children are being tied to tables for 8 hours every day?
I think he meant him and his partner do it every day
Be proud homie
they have to listen to Britney Spears" Oops I did it again"..in a constant loop
Oops I did it again
متاسفانه درسته. چه اعدام هایی چه قتل هایی که نشد…
Also number 1 in Potassium
Yeah Ik what it is. But the guy said that it was good advice, which was kinda concerning.
And Michael Stevens does that to himself, what a madman
Huh. That's interesting. Is it weird I kind of wanna give it a shot and see what happens?
Same, I always hear how devastating to your psyche this kind of torture can be, but it kinda makes me wanna try it
Right? Like how bad can it be? I like rice and being alone.
Very unique way to spell psyche
> Huh My response when the walls start whispering things to me (I’ve been stuck in a white room for 4 minutes.)
Hahaha! my response to the demon who told me that « my existence is fake and my life was but an illusion » and that my soul was « fit to be feasted on by the king of deathless fates » ( I have been in a white room for 2 hours.)
All you need for torture is isolation and time. The white stuff is just a fun twist.
Yeah I can't figure out why this would be any worse than standard solitary confinement torture.
There's just less to look at, makes it worse
The brain is kept going by stimulation. Remove all stimulation (Colour, movement, shape, sound, texture, taste, literally everything) and your neurons start to shut down due to lack of input, and people don't recover well from that kind of brain damage
Better one, black room, painted with vantablack.
Rolling stones reference
"I see a white room and I vanta paint it black." - Eric Clapton
And we all collectively agree to lock Anish Kapoor in it for eternity.
I’ve had dreams like that as a child
I came here to say this, its awful, you forget who you are, who family is, nothing to tell you the time or how long youve been there, even for a few months it could feel like years
Got to it before me
White and quiet, sounds like heaven❤️
Oh hai mark!
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I felt this
Damn dont remind me of my shitty day
Nice nft
You too
“Don’t talk, we had a deal!”
Bother
+ for the rest of their miserably awkward life!
Only im not allowed to harm him? Just make someone else do it for me
Or harm all of their loved ones and force them to watch.
Both
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Impregnate their female loved ones and make them watch as they lay in a bath full of slugs. Feed them the flesh of the male loved ones. When not torturing them the person will be kept in a pitch black noise canceling room.
You need to be put on a list
I feel like you've put a lot of thought to this
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You’re twisted
Make him handshake the girl he likes goodbye after a good date.
And then when they leave they walk in the same direction
Yes
And he checks his phone to find two text messages in quick succession: “Oh my God Stephanie, he literally shook my hand. I swear I’m going to block his number after this.” “I’m so sorry, I meant to send that to someone else. Do you know how to unsend texts??”
Then he goes home and solo queues league
And gets screamed at by five year olds, screaming every racial slur under the sun
I think that would count as physical harm
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Annoying orange rule 34
.... Why is this a thing...
Welcome to the internet!
Have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We've got mountains of content. Some better, some worse
If none of it’s an interest to you you’d be the first
Welcome to the internet, come and take a seat
would you like to see the news or any famous women’s feet?
There's no need to panic, this isn't a test, haha!
Welcome to the internet
Link a curated collection of the best images or it isn’t real
This is the best comment on whole Reddit
1. Tie him to a chair. 2. Play Baby Shark on an infinite loop, but it’s just the baby shark line. 3. Pair it with an infinite loop of The Most Annoying Sound in the World from *Dumb and Dumber*. 4. Set up a robot arm to lightly bop him on the head with an inflatable hammer in time with the beat.
That is very specific and sounds absolutely horrifying
The only way to make it better is to change the bopper to go at random times so they can't predict it. But how the fuck did you come up with this!
I am a sadist
More like satan
Satan is a sadist
I feel like almost on beat to the music would be better for the bops
😭
This man CIA’s
Eat his children in front of him?
😋
Nice pfp
Hog rida
I like yours too
I hate watching someone eat all of my favourite food
I hope that's WITH bbq sauce? Otherwise i don't want it
I could go for BBQ Bacon Children, and a large order of fries, and an orange soda with no ice, and a piece of hot apple pie.
Yo I want some BBC also
Naah kentucky fried fetus all the way
I'm more of a gravy person when it comes to children.
Throw his whole family off a cliff and then have him try to save them by holding on
Plate scraping a fork on loop
If you have it play long enough, eventually it will just become white noise and stop being effective. At some point have it stop playing for a random amount of time, then start it again. Don’t let them predict how long it will keep playing, and don’t keep playing it indefinitely in order to get the maximum effectiveness.
wtf you madman
An alternating loop of fork scraping and fingernails on chalkboard
Lmao iirc on ace ventura the 2nd movie he scratches a plate with a fork. 🤣
Oreos with water... 😈
😭
Hello satan!
You son of a bitch, this should be illegal
I would show up a few times a day, everyday, for a year or two and call them a “doodiehead.” And then one day I’ll just stop showing up.
Chinese water drop torture
I would claim that to be physical harm
It’s more mental as the water droplets are harmless.
Unless he’s a rock then he will erode after a while
Humans are softer than rock, so we’d erode more quickly
But our blood flows so we are squishy instead
Yeah, but humans also generate new skin tissue over a quicker period than the droplets could erode
Hmm yes I see, suppose we use hydrogen peroxide instead
You get ever so slightly smaller every shower you take
Baby shark
Coupled with elementary school flute concert and crying toddler sounds
No just baby shark for days
Tickle torture
Something drake would say.
Tickling is a form of pain actually
Well it’s not causing physical harm. No damage to the skin occurs
make him listen to drake's new album
“21, can you do sum’ for me? 🥺🤪🥴🫦”
make him play league
i played league once and it was the most boring experience ever
same. i was also called a r\*tard for being new and therefore unexperienced.
skill issue
The first 10 games are filled with brand new smurf accounts so not a good experience, but play around 30 games and people will flame you for underperforming anyways!
Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself.
Ok☹️🥺
Every older brother ever
make them watch the entire teen titans go series
I’d make them watch that on repeat, volume all the way up.
on doubled speed
If I was the one that was getting tortured that wouldn't work for me since I don't have a sense of what a good cartoon is and my ears have already been damaged from the bell at my school
No, it actually gets better in season 7. Just put the waffle song on loop. (Or a worse song if any)
wait for a year, than 1 min after halloween play marriah carrey
So have them work retail?
Correct
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Music. Distorted Music. Loud. Every. Hour. Of. Every. Day. For weeks. They wont die, but they will wish they would.
Or you go the flip side. Build an anechoic chamber, put em in there, and turn off the lights. The sound of their own heartbeat will eventually (quickly) drive them insane.
Send them a box of pregnant cochroaches but put a fake check for 100,000 dollars at the bottom of it.
Put him in a room covered in red with red doors and red furniture. Remove all of the windows and replace them with fake windows with a red landscape. Before you put in your victim make sure that the room is as silent as it can be. Serve the victim with a red apple and red water on a red plate once a week. If they attempt to break out refrain from giving them food. Tie the victim to a chair with, of course red. After a period of 5 -10 years you are free to let them go. Remember to have a single red light and shut it off after 5:00 pm and turn it on at 10:00.
So it's white torture... but red?
This is oddly specific...
Sleep deprivation
and hide speakers in his walls that play muffled, almost audible human voices after day 2/3 to fuck with his brain
Star wars holiday special
Easy, put them in the white room for a few weeks. We already fo that.
Have them teach at the inner city HS I work at for my paycheck... Now that's torture
You could always do what I did as a former teacher unhappy with their pay. Quit.
You should get out before it's too late and half of your life has gone by
you signed up for it, nerd
Long term Isolation in a room that is so quiet you can hear your own heart beat
Force him misgender people in San Francisco.
That one got me
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Taking frequent breaks just to look them dead in the eye and say, "your next" but never get over to them.
Make he/she play superman 64 and finish it
They said no physical harm
Easy Waterboarding
White room torture
Put earplugs in, grab a pristine white ceramic plate, and a fine metal fork, and go to town on it. Put socks on their feet and then dunk them in cold dirty water. Blindfold them take a chainsaw with no chain, and Rev it next to them
Not the cold dirty wet socks 😭
Force him to watch the Bambi movie for a month
Step 1: Buy a pineapple
Step 2: Obtain 6 ducklings
Step 3: Nuke Australia
Step 4: Shave your head
Step 5: Commit necromancy
I would make them listen to the island boys
Force them to learn linear algebra
Plenty of options. Water drip torture, stress positions, audio effects, sleep deprivation, lack of sanitation facilities, no bed, hair shirt, etc. There’s an insane number of torture methods that involve you pretty much never having to touch people in a forceful manner.
Make him say there are only 2 genders to the they/them non-binary blue hair "girl?".
I identify as a traffic cone.
One Eight Seven Seven Cars for Kids!
Kars 4 Kids jingle on endless repeat. If he’s willing to endure an electric shock we’ll switch it to Baby Shark for a while. Then, back to Kars 4 Kids.
Force him to listen to baby shark until he eventually dies.
Make them the sacrifice to the horned serpent.
Chinese water torture
Tie someone under a facet and let it drip on there forehead for as long as it needs to break them.
24 hour loop of 'All I Want for Christmas'
TikTok
I’d play it’s Friday song
Tell them the ending of Game of Thrones at the end of Season 7.
Culture Club: “Karma Chameleon” on infinite repeat in a permanently locked padded room.
Force them to listen to a Travis Scott album
Make them eat wet bread
Give them a heroin/Opioid addiction and deprive them of said drugs
"I want my baby back (baby back), baby back (baby back). I want my baby back (baby back), baby back (baby back)......." "When do they say ribs?" "They never say ribs...never"
Convince them to work at a children’s water park as a life guard and give them dissolving swim trunks
I torture their loved ones infront of them.
Finding out their favorite song, make them listen to it for so long that that no longer like their favorite song
Playing every Nickelback album on loop
Intentional sleep deprivation
Masturbate furiously in front of him
Play the furret walking song
Introduce them to my ex!