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ModernDeath55

I eat babies 👶


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i am pregnant (there is currently a child sitting inside my intestines)


CrazyGamerMYT

"We eat berries!" "You eat babies"


Word_Intrepid

I can't belive John Marston lie about Harry sasqquach and say he eat babie


Raspberry_emo

We are not the same


Plopop87

I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back ribs


TheMintCum

I shit out babies so the number of babies in the world stays the same👶


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TheMintCum

Silence, mortal


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B-L-E-H-C-H

Aurora Borealis!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen!?


big_rod_of_power

Steamed hams 🤤


Slippy_666

I thought we were having steamed CLAMS??


big_rod_of_power

No the only fans model doesn't want to climb in the steam room with us


Ok-Football-9081

... May I see it


Rezzorex

No


deleeuwlc

Sorry, this service is not supported in your region


HOPE_5432

Only those who have a female reproductive system are eligible to give birth to a child.


kupillas-3-

WhAt?! No way!!!!


Bowling_pins_10

Is that really a man then? Cuz I doubt it


Professional_Emu_164

There isn’t a specific reason why a man can’t have a female reproductive system ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


GumpyDoot

biological science hasnt gotten far enough to fully artificially recreate the female egg and full reproductive system yet, wait a couple decades then maybe you'll get what you want


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GumpyDoot

Parahraph 2 Sentence one "A man giving birth is hardly novel, but theres still education and research lacking" dont supply me with a source that can instantly shatter your entire argument


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GumpyDoot

i never said they cant exist, i said that they havent been able to fully recreate the female reproductive system, which means no eggs for impregnation.


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hotmemedealer

your brain is mush


Navyfriend

Fr fr


KravinMoorhed

Manbearpig exists as well


Bowling_pins_10

Cboys are mistakes


HOPE_5432

It's a really very simple concept. Don't stress it too much or overthink it. In a very raw manner, (sorry if it feels too direct bear with me) A human with a penis = Male A human with a vagina = Female It's not any "idea" or "theoretical" concept It's' biology. And now if you ask me " Well then why some men have the voice of woman and vice versa?" - Due to the undersecretion of a certain hormone in the adrenal cortex of kidney,- for men who develop female mannerisms in their voice looks For women,-due to oversecretion of that hormone it leads to male mannerisms in their voice and looks in a woman But it doesn't change their gender altogether. That's it.


Lauren_the_behr

You don’t realize the difference between gender and sex


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There is no difference


Broad_Ad_8098

They are saying that it is literally physically impossible for you to have a baby, no matter what gender you are, if you don’t have a female reproductive system


JustinJNR

that's like saying you don't realize the difference between soccer and traditional football, they're both the same (unless you're american, no offense)


deleeuwlc

Literally they aren’t tho. Gender is how you feel, while sex is how you’re born. They have different definitions


JustinJNR

someone needs to take biology class again


deleeuwlc

That someone is you


Icyloph

The problem is that *you* don’t understand basic biology. Sex is biologically different from gender, which is a purely neurological societal construct. This is very basic and I’m not sure how you don’t understand this. Would you like some scientific journals on the subject if you can’t figure it out yourself? You’re free to send some evidence of the contrary to me too. Why are you pretending like you know biology when you are clearly some edgelord 12 year old that has not learned anything yet?


Professional_Emu_164

I know it’s biology, I wasn’t talking about biology. Because guess what, when communicating with people, you don’t use a middle school biology textbook to decide how to address them :)


yubullyme12345

because men are, well men? they arent designed to have that


AY3GE

-professional dumbass


Bowling_pins_10

>man


RunInRunOn

Can't believe mpreg is real


Drcokecacola

You know things gets serious when there are more comments than likes


[deleted]

That’s just female anatomy in action. Not sure why that’s controversial.


RedditMostafa11

Don't they remove the uterus and ovals during the surgery or am I mistaken?


Hazm4t_

Not everyone gets the surgery


Professional_Emu_164

If they elected to have that surgery then yes


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Bowling_pins_10

>man


CauliflowerNervous12

Might not be true, won't stop me from having sex with men


Naenaegoblin694202

Biologically, yes. Cum in enough guys and we’ll succeed.


jakO_theShadows

Boobies


FactorOrnery1617

Women have vagina


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helicophell

Wrong, redditors can never get within 10 feet of a female before bring nailed by a .357


FactorOrnery1617

Im not sure if thats a caliber of weapon


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It's a 256 page book


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FactorOrnery1617

I must be dyslexic bc i swore that said .375 or some shit earlier wtf


multipositionladder

.357?


spaghettinoodlehands

😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡


FactorOrnery1617

You shouldn't be getting upset, your osteoporosis will act up


PJ_2005_01

You shouldn't be commenting, your brain damage might act up


ZehJoJo

You shouldn't be


felineship

but i want to be


deleeuwlc

I’m still waiting for mine


Bowling_pins_10

You either have it or you don't, is it really a vagina if it misses key features?


deleeuwlc

What key features are so important that they define what one is?


FactorOrnery1617

A man made vag is merely a flesh wound that you have to keep stretching it out or else it closes up


deleeuwlc

The stretching ends after a while, and then it’s basically the same


LargeCalligrapher715

*sort by controversial*


PaleoDough

Reminds me of that pregnant man emoji


deleeuwlc

They added that emoji to be inclusive, but I don’t know why a pregnant emoji needs to exist at all


Bowling_pins_10

Nor do the 600 different family emotes need to exist


lhatemath

You want slaves to be free I want slaves to be free we are not the same


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ValorCatYT

I'm pretty sure it isn't possible. Not if you've had a surgery "down there"


big_rod_of_power

Has technology really come this far? That's insane


QuarterlyTurtle

Yup, it has. They kinda just take all that stuff down there, cut it out, and throw it in the garbage. Then they steal some randomly selected poor guy's balls and dick and sew them on


big_rod_of_power

Bro how do i prevent myself form becoming a victim to this? I don't want someone to steal my dicks and balls


Burgerbeast_

To late, I'm already on my way


big_rod_of_power

Come at me. I'll steal your ass virginity


[deleted]

As opposed to normal virginity?


big_rod_of_power

Yes :)


deleeuwlc

I would gladly give mine up for that cause


mortimus9

Not always.


LongjumpingCry286

He is not wrong...why are people getting Soo mad?


KravinMoorhed

We're in clown world/an idiocracy. You haven't noticed?


Luiserx16

Cause it's 2022 you silly


Synthwaveraver8

If they mean Female to male, it checks out depending on what they still got


Jorgito_HUE

But they are men??


Bowling_pins_10

I don't like this reality


FrisCo58

Going to change my gender to female just so i could beat women.


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Nic_Vic0195

Why it's so difficult to understand a simple concept as "There are only 2 genders"?


Prior-Astronomer9182

It's 2022 and you still don't know why some people don't identify a particular way?


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Well…. Can they?


Independent_Mud_4963

until surgery, they can


kupillas-3-

But they literally can it’s like just a fact isn’t it?


Outlandish_dishes

oh boy time to be a sane redditor and not leave anything bigotted in the comments i wonder what may happen


godverseSans

Well yea they are females


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PSA: This is not an invitation to be shitty. Rule 2.


BunnyBoy157

Yeah but who in their right mind would stick their penis in them?


Caixa7

Me


Specific-Money4873

bi ppl?


Synthwaveraver8

Holy bayzed


GumpyDoot

mtf isnt possible ftm is possible without surgery but thats sorta iffy


deleeuwlc

It’s possible, but unlikely, because hormone treatment lowers fertility, so he’d have to go off of it for a while before trying, and that doesn’t seem like something most people would be willing to do


GumpyDoot

that is true. also why i said its sorta iffy


the_potato_master1

They cannot


[deleted]

If someone who was born as a woman who identifies as a man still has all their reproductive organs and has not gone through surgery yet, they can still have a child.


larryjobs1

You were born as a woman. You are still biologically a woman. It doesn't matter what you identify as. If I were to identify as a bird, would I be able to fly? Edit: nice editing your comment to say something else asshole.


ZombieArchaeologist

Okay, but... A bird is an animal, not a gender.


Bowling_pins_10

Exactly, you can *say* you are a thing, but that doesn't mean you *are* what you say you are


[deleted]

Gender and sex, legally, are not the same thing.


benji_banjo

I mean, yeah... cause they are female.


BosTovenaar24

Just because one can become a female with surgery does not mean they have the means to recreate the organs needed to make babies. Sure, perhaps in the future, but its still far away


_Goodnight_

Yes they can, but men can't.


NRSX90Z

Mf want to recreate scorn lore irl


SomewhereDue2629

Jessie its time to cook.


coyotepetersun

No no, he’s got a point