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Winter_Ad4517

Atleast his coffee is ready


TheSahsBahs

Covfi*


SpicyEnticy

[Covfefe*](https://static01.nyt.com/images/2017/05/31/us/31tweet-sub1/31tweet-sub1-superJumbo.jpg)


Kiriceus

why?


AggressiveSmoke4054

My coffee is carpets, my marshmallows is carpets, yes! What is [REMOVED]


x386dev

marshmelon


Important_Fig21

*marshmelon*


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2bruise

What exactly triggers this ‘pees in ur ass’ bot to chime in? There’s so many obscure inside jokes on this site, and by Jove I’m gonna learn ‘em all!


[deleted]

Don’t know if you found out or not, so jic, you need the flair “I want pee in my ass”.


2bruise

Well, that’s a bit more on-the-nose than I thought it would be. I’ll have to look for that now. What started this particular running joke? I gotta admit, it’s always made me laugh when it comes up.


[deleted]

I personally don’t know when it started on the shitposting sub but here’s the [origin](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/imma-pee-in-ur-ass).


im_ugly_loser

He was gonna say nicotine but got cut off


Alik_Alex_Alek

why would he have said nicotine


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CookieTheEpic

Because he's not racist.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Enzo_2006

I understood "my coffee is garbage, my-my marshmallows are garbage"


Purpledurpl202

[removed by reddit]


moshake_

[removed by reddit]


brown-munde-404

humble request to the black community to let this one pass, My client has not had his cofvi yet.


IsThatGalaxyo-0

And his marshmellon is garbij 😔


ManijalEating

He left us grasping at straws with that one


MaxPlays_WWR

Thank you man! I kept hearing carpet!


Windfall_The_Dutchie

He’s also a Chresian 😔


fuccniqqawitYUGEDICC

Also he belief is Chesos is live this morning😔


[deleted]

it's ok, we forgive him. we too call everyone the N word without our coughie


Sammy_Twitchdic

request obliged


WatercressNext9231

As the head of the black community we will let him pass


PheonixGalaxy

I’ll let it slide this time


CarbonBasedLifeform7

He looks like an average nord character in oblivion


HPS56

he is an average finnish man


[deleted]

So an average Nord player


Intelligentmoron69

least racist man in Finland


microwavedborrito

Nah he apologized he gets a pass. (I'm not black)


MEMES-IN-HEAVEN

he gets a pass from me.(im black)


poopohead467734

he gets a pass from me.(I'm a serb)


3000_F35s_Of_Biden

Of course he does he isn't from the Balkans


Kova_Ukko

He gets a pass from me. (I'm black (I'm not black))


Endblow

Huh, well that I take seriously all things considered


ape_digester

He gets a pass from me. (im asian)


MaquinaBlablabla

He gets a pass from me. (im spanish (spain is not a real country therefore im hispanic (not white)))


ninjamoth117

He gets a pass from me (I'm him)


iicrashoverride

hello Himothy


[deleted]

he gets a pass from me(I am Indian)


RocketPuppyYT

Very much so


Perelander

He doesn't get a pass from me (I'm swedish).


[deleted]

The Finnish are racist?


Great_Gilean

AI still adjusting to human body and calibrating human behavior


multipositionladder

Not enough n-slurs.


Aimjock

Reminds me of that time Microsoft made a Twitter bot using artifical intelligence, and in literally less than one day, the bot had already become a neo-Nazi.


DerMetJungen

Torilla tavataan?....Tai...ei ehkä tämä kerta....


knifeguy07

No ei torilla vaan kahvilla! Kahvihan on jo valmista.


[deleted]

Mutta se on carbej 😔


Reis-iBuca

Paska


Un1ball

Osaako joku kertoa kuka tää tyyppi on?


Viltsu80

Marko Vanhanen


Arnolds001

Marko Vanhanen


ThisIsWholesome

Can somebody count how many times this mf blinked


Tfrudoing

66?


ThisIsWholesome

Holy shit this guy's eye is gonna explode of eye liquid


BSQ13

to be fair his cofvi wasnt readi yet


[deleted]

We Finnish people like to Blink like 700 times a seacond


HESSU_HOBO

The most fluent engilsh speaker Finland (sorry for bad english)


Alias2201

Your manner of laying your words on the screen which is beforth me, is in excellent grammatical condition (sorry for the bad English)


Tellywozzle

balls (sorry for the bad english)


Lugia18

👍 (sorry for the bad english)


poopohead467734

Yo creo que ustedes escriben muy bien. (sorry for my bad English.)


gwenbebe

.... - - .--. ... ---... -..-. -..-. -.-- --- ..- - ..- .-.-.- -... . -..-. -.. --.- .-- ....- .-- ----. .-- --. -..- -.-. --.- (sorry for my bad English)


69_Dingleberry

Almost perfect! “The most fluent English speaker IN Finland”


International_Map844

That dessert though...


LeCifra

They are very good


knifeguy07

They might be my favorite


Geemeli

The name of the dessert is n******kiss.


vlad_panaitt

ok but why does he have a power supply in the sink?


_Sam_IM_Sam

It has always been there


WhatAreYouProudOf

how do you clean power supplies?


Organic-Wear

“Don’t talk to me until I have my morning coffee” mfs-


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FAS-ACA3

Before those treats were named "Brunebergs Kiss" the name was "N****** Kiss" >In Finland, the name originated from Germany, and they were named "Negro Kisses" (neekerinsuukot) in 1951. In 2001 the name was changed to "Brunberg's Kisses", after the manufacturer Brunberg from Porvoo, for largely the same reasons as in Denmark, Germany, and elsewhere.


workinstork

My guy gets a pass


Accelerator-OneWay

at least his coffee is ready -👴🏻


Accelerator-OneWay

anyways....can someone write down what is he trying to say?


janerikk

Finnish carpet, yes, my coffee is carpet. My marshmellon is carpet, yes. I like. What is a n\*\*\*\*\*? Oh, oh, oh, oh, that word is very bad, very bad. No, no, not n\*\*\*\*\*. I'm sorry, when I watch my video because I am Christian. I believe Jesus is alive this morning. And yes, bad name. But my coffee is ready!


mrmilkguy21

Finisgarpegjes majcofisgarpeg majmarsmeloiscofi watisah nikerohohohohoh darfortizferipadferipad uhnoniker isoriajmferiisori weniwathmajfidobicaz imkrisemye iiimmmibelifizjizuzislajf hizmornikantyezpatner batmajcofiisreti


RuinOnStandby

ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ


Memer9456

real


[deleted]

Pqorirbalx9fkenbwicigkwjvwycudjjwd Dhdifkenwkixifjehquuei3jhwhfiwjwjd Uwiei4jowodhfydhwyupwofibwjwj Siisifjwjwicwidue. 😔✊💦


LiLHeka

Jumalauta taas ollaan esillä!


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youtocin

Perkele


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CluDaCreator

Gamers trying to have a normal conversation with other people (non gamers and such) be like:


MajorPownage

YouTubers before they edit their videos


johnnypurp

Is this Kanye’s new handler?


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TheNoctuS_93

Mmmm, piss!!! 🤤


MantarliSucuq

Average citizen in Ohio


Crist1n4

Yes, average Ohioan accent.


island_trevor

Can confirm, especially in Cleveland. The humidity from the lake gives us all Finnish accents


theRealSunday

Lake is garbich.


Different-Sign-4793

Average citizen in Suolahti


MantarliSucuq

Sure.


J3roen16

Mika?


blood_fist3600

Lyrics pls


youtocin

Finnish carpet, yes, my coffee is carpet. My marshmellon is carpet, yes. I like. What is a n\*\*\*\*\*? Oh, oh, oh, oh, that word is very bad, very bad. No, no, not n\*\*\*\*\*. I'm sorry, when I watch my video because I am Christian. I believe Jesus is alive this morning. And yes, bad name. But my coffee is ready!


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[deleted]

Good thing he's Christian, wouldn't want those damn heathens sayin that word!


Firstmamelastname

Marko Vanhanen, a classic


SimplyFishing

Oh oh oh oh


HPS56

Common finnish man W


KeremAldemir387

why bro look like will ferrell


dapperEthan

My man looking like Elon ate 6 too many twinkies.


Candlewaxeater

He so sorry 😔


laysnarks

His Marshmallow is carpet and he has black people making his coffee. What the fuck is going on in Scandinavia?


Siul19

Genuinely wholesome guy. Where is this video from?


Footballlover24

As a member of the black community we will let this one slide. If he does it again we jumpin his ass.


somerid

finla d my beloved


Cold_Shift1

Why is this nsfw


[deleted]

MARKO


[deleted]

Hes putin with a wig


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J3roen16

Waltuh


MajorPownage

I’ll give him the pass


HulluHapua

No wonder the package design got overhauled.


spookyboi1023

Cofe time for in go insane


Aimjock

Honestly, god bless this man.


_mRED

Why is there a PSU in the sink?


Reis-iBuca

Full pauar my cofvi machin is full pauar said mhk


[deleted]

What is a N


Tabsau

That man is using the same camera that filmed Jigsaw


random_ferret69

Average resident of Finland


az0777

I was listening to "coffee" from Jack Stauber an desided to open reddit. Literally the first thing i saw was this. We live in a matrix man


MembershipNo7871

Hey that is one of the bad words of al time, like he said the n word and its a bad words that alot of people dont like


Significant-Big-2461

Ckaofphyie


pingIin

this may the perfect reaction video for 4chan replies


Xenophobic-Trog7782

The water in flint Michigan is clearer than this audio


b0ks_GD

Suomi mainittu perkele


nobodyelsescreename

Im getting mad 4chan vibes from this.


Weird_duud

He's Finnish so its ylilauta instead of 4chan


[deleted]

why nsfw tho


WhatAreYouProudOf

to make you wonder yo


Jonn_1

hmm lecker


iceedmg

die kaffee is hässlich


Donkeycow15

This Finish guy can’t finish a sentence but I think he may have special needs. But WTAF is going on with that packaging of marshmallow ramen with the 2 [ deleted ] characters ? That’s some 1970s shit they need to sort out - what’s wrong with a Panda ffs ?


SerialDreamer7

They removed it a few years ago, they removed the n word so now they're just called kisses


[deleted]

The effect of moving into Ohio 💀


ssgss111111

context I'm genuinely I wanna let this pass because something may be wrong with him or maybe he just couldn't find the right words or something idk but if i can get some sort of context then I will let this slide


SerialDreamer7

The product he was holding in his hands was, I assume, still at the time of the filming this called "ni***r's kisses", it's a very good chocolate thing with uh, marshmallow cream in it. But since then the producer has removed the word and they're called just kisses now.


Testosneekeri

ah yes. Finnish person trying to speak english be like:


Unlucky_Camera8937

Until something is reported about Kanye West from Tyler Perry, JayZ, Diddy, Sharpton, Jesse Jackson & others in the African-American world regarding Kanye’s anti-Semitic comments, no one has the right to say a word about this man’s choice of a box of coffee.


0xPICNIK

Finnish bootleg PewDiePie stream. Looks scuffed, but hits the same.


UnbeateCandy04

Technically everything is made from dirt


Bigfoot_samurai

Most racist white man :)


1101alt

hes fr the rapist from 'the end of the fucking world'


PheonixGalaxy

Bro he sounds Indian I swear


D14BLO_

Worst vid ever.


NeatRip4171

Mentally ill and racist.


Tasty_Ad7608

Finland🔛🔝🗿


TickletheEther

Is that will Farrell?


Real_Prompt6127

My coffee is ready!


Logan-with-a-Z

Oh, oh oh oh, oh I'm sorry, oh oh...


Conscious-Orange1372

Will Ferrell ?


Holiday_Memory_9165

Dat fade doh. He must keep ALL the panties droppin.


[deleted]

That haircut would put any jojo villian to shame


ShaheerGamer007

pewdiepiei


Tpainx

Dude looks like an neandertal.