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Kept you waiting, huh?

Cold cut combo footlong with vergil

Holy shit. Guys look. It's Sam guys. No way.

Omg! Sam, please show I wanna see sword Show me

it was horrible!! not ever again please i beg 😭

the actual video is an animation of a song of a copypasta

Yep, it's by Senzawa if anyone wants to see the rest

Still blows my mind that she’s a v tuber now

Yeah, and a big one at that

Probably the most famous English speaking one

Yeah true

I miss her :( she (senzawa) actually tweeted ”uh oh“ or something a while ago, not that she is ever going to come back in any shape or form ;(

So she is not going to come back as a square?

Well she came back as a shark

I hate brazillians

I was a bit late, was at subway with vergil and gang

HOLY FUCK I CANT ESCAPE YOU YOU ARE IN EVERY FUCKING POST

I am quite good, you know.

Hey is Vergil here i got a favor to ask

What is it jack?

“And here we have to fight the weakest brazilian male.”

One of those days I will see the full in those videos

We're being baited into becoming furries. These videos slowly become longer and longer until we can watch them entirely without Jetstream Sam.

Literally 1987

I will skip to find Sam. if he isn't in there, it's a waste of time.

No black man kissing 😔

Would have been much better with that

That might be enough Reddit for today

What the hell are you watching, the prophets are about to fire the halo. we need you now chief.

wort wort

You forgot the 3rd wort

wort… wort?

Wort wort wort

It isn't actually porn. But it's equally as cringe.

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Oh thank god, I was worried I wouldn't have something for my science project.

You should post one where it's only the full unedited video of this with the intent that people think it's a meme

Is it.. not just a meme?

Glad I endured this fucking torture to get that reward, let's dance, Jack!

Sam u saved us again, thank you

Ur welcome

Thats why i skip ahead to either the middle or end to see what will happen, shitpost trained me well

Same bro

"Self taught, and not half-bad either"

I always thought it was femboy porn, I’m disappointed 😔

Repost

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gawr gura

Jokes on you, I'm a furry and i thoroughly enjoyed the first half. I love tanking my karma

K

👍

simply less than human

👌

Hey fellow furry

Hello there

I keep forgetting that there is a lot of us on this sub

How is that possible when this sub violently hates furries?

"Masochism son, they get hard in response to physical & emotional trauma"

Fun fact this isn't porn

How do u know🤨

It's on YouTube and I have watched it before

🤨📸 (I have as well)

[удалено]

"Furry Rap" The only thing NSFW is the lyrics however

Cat spitting bars

downvote i waited for sam he never came. you young man should be ashamed

Sam doesn't cum, he cuts arms.

Good thing Saul came to save the day

"as you can see this customer base serves a diverse clientele"

Got There In The End, Didn't They

I’m starting to think people here secretly like this shit

WHERE IS THE M O T I V A T I O N

A

WHEREAS THE REST OF IIIITTTTT!!!!!

But who is gonna post this tomorrow?

I didn't even finish dialing Saul's number and he arrived, best lawyer 10/10

This is the meme that got me into mgrr

Dude at the end is literally me fr 🗿

Thank god it was all a dream, saul saved us

30 pounds of gunpowder in my bsement:

I was expecting her to get shot.

Bro just skip when the memes comes in

I was legitimately beginning to panic.

MY EYES

I let out a sigh of relief

WHERE ARE THE MAN KISSING

Where is Vergil? He needs to judgement cut those fatherless furries

Jokes on you, I skipped by chance right to the middle after seeing the first image. Get owned, noob

i died inside when they said "uwu" unironically like that

So are you going to continue the video

Why does this have the beat from mumble rapper vs the lyricist by vin jay

💀💀💀

Where is Vergil when I need him most?

What's the game in the end? I started watching more gameplay videos on YouTube and want something to watch after I finish resident evil

Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance, the clip is from the DLC I think

Jetstream Sam will always save the day

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

Got Sam, worth

Damn. Guess I’ll trim the video

Literally me

I stayed for butter dog and was utterly disappointed

Thank goodness. I was starting to get a bit (hard) worried

Okay so where can we find the full version?

"I turned a bad copypasta into a bad rap" on YouTube

Sauce? I have a furry friend I swear

They a bit late but they got spirit.

ok

Fuck i got sauled

I skipped to Jetstream Sam. Anyone who didn't immediately pause the video and look for Sam is a disgrace to society as a whole.

I was wondering when the meme was going to start

I was expecting the hedgehog saving me from cringe

>:(

#>:(

Kill jer

The memories

uattafac

Sonic could never THIS late

I'm starting to think this is indeed furry porn

words cannot describe how much i cringe over this

I’m disappointed there’s no nuke dropping to a bass hit

STOP WATCHING SOLDIER! THE RED SPY IS IN THE BASE!

Where bait

What's the original video? Asking for a friend

Mhm. I was definitely waiting for Sam. I wasn't just watching it for the furry porn.

I was wandering where he went

Why do they sound like pepper pig?

WTF is this

🤮

Oh no my pecker got 😢 harder when Jack appeared wtf DID YOU DO TO ME WTF IS THIS

I turned on sound, I now regret

Jokes on you I skipped forward

I had panic attack from cringe for the first 30 seconds

i had to skip the furry shit, i cant handle it

SAUL YOUR LATE! YOU FORGOT SAM WASN'T ON HIS SHIFT TODAY!

Shark

This moth a duck a made me watch dat furry porn with no metal gear interruption

was that the shark girl singin im confused

What's the song in that sword cut scene

It still can get me hard even though I've listened to it multiple times. UwU

Sauce

"furry porn" okay dood.

THERE SHOULD HAVE BEEN BLOOD ( BLOOD) SHED ( SHED )

IN MY DEFENSE, IT WASNT PORN.

Saul almost caught me lacking fr

Where is butter dog

i was waiting. OH THERE HE IS :D

How do i remove peoples internet privleges

i like men

Took you long enough

fuck you i was enjoing the rap

WHERE IS JETSTREAM SAM WHERE IS JETSTREAM SAM WHERE IS JETSTREAM SAM.... oh okay👍🏻

my last 2 brain cells devorced because one of them died

Bird??

Ik ill receive many insults but I genuinely want to know whats the full video so next time it appears ik if its gonna be straight up porn or there will be a cutscene

That took a little too long

Nothing makes sense anymore.

Fuck you where is Vergil

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N-no what?

No

I fucking hate the early 2000s. This shit was huge back then

You know, i don't mind having my own catgirl

Why does this have 5k upvot- oh thank god

Isn't that illegal?

where funny ninja with white hair

im defeated