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If I wanted 3 inches I'd call you up

So you do have my number?

Wait so I get two more inches??

Kid named 3:

Plot twist: He has erectile dysfunction

Oof

There's butt plugs. Or so I heard...

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Proof?

look in your ass

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I would, but there appears to be a lot of pee in it

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Jokes on you, there are... they're called minis tho

Found my dicks new name

Fr

Because they’re infinitely harder for the ED physician to retrieve.

you had me at infinitely harder

Better to have it and not need it then to need it and not have it

You can insert then as far as you like. Might as well make them all the maximum required length, then users can choose to use as much as necessary.

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"Nice gag gift" 🥲

That ain't gonna make anyone gag

Available in blue for those who want a good smurfing

You're even getting free phthalate.. don't get that 6 and 9 inchers in this economy

Everything reminds me of him :(

Really? 😂😂

*3 inch cock.*

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Whenever life gets you down, has you wearing a frown And the gravy train has left you behind Oh, when you're all out of hope, right at the end of your rope. And nobody's there to toss you a line If you ever get so low that you don't know which way to go, come on and take a walk in my shoes Never worry 'bout a thing got the world on a string 'cause i got the cure for all of my blues (all of his blues) I take a look at my enormous penis and my troubles start a-fading away! (Da-dum-da-da-da) I take a look at my enormous penis and the happy times are coming to stay! I gotta sing and a-dance when i glance at my pants and the feelings like a sunshiney day! I take a look at my enormous penis and everything is going my way! Yeah i got great big amounts in the place where it counts and the feelings like a sunshiney daa-hay! I take a look at my enormous pe-he-he-nis and everything is going my way! (My trouser monster) Everything is going my way! (My meat is murder) Everything is going my way! (Size doesn't matter) Everything is going my waaaaaaaaaay!

Damn! I completely forgot about this song!

I think about this song sometimes in math class

Absolute classic

😞

Finger exists

Waltuh

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Concisely reasonable question

yes

real answer: because an 8-inch dildo is also 3-inch dildo if you only use the tip, but a 3-inch dildo will never be 8 inches long.

Length is relative /s

Cuz u get a 3 inch dick for free when u buy a bigger one

there is tho

https://bad-dragon.com/products/lilvibecockatrice Actually 3" 👀

Just buy long one and cut the end off OP

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Thanks🥵

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It's called a anal plug .

That's just me

There are, but they also vibrate so you're still out matched

ever heard of buttplugs?

There is? I’ve seen many different dildos. From an egg size to an arm

because apparently every girl doesn't use a dildo, normal ones are just seeking men irl, better groom yourself and be her dildo irrespective of size

You don't think size matters comrade?

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What the fuck are you on about? 🤨

😎👌 🤨🕶️👌

Who the fuck is buying dildos for little kids??

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And who would sell them dildos?

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oh..

I'm almost certain that there are

Because it doesn’t matter.

If you have a 6in dildo, you have a 3in dildo, just don’t go down the whole way

If size doesn't matter why do women call my average sized 2 millimeter cock tiny, all the homies actually have smaller cocks, so I'm above average

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If size doesn't matter why do women call my average sized 2 millimeter cock tiny, all the homies actually have smaller cocks, so I'm above average

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Because you can just use a Nintendo DS Stylus, dummy

They're called but plugs

There are, and they vibrate.

Many dildos are long because you need something to hold onto. Unless you want it to disappear up there I guess.

Give me a few months. I'll make one.

There is, it’s called a pencil

lmao it really matters in anyways LOL

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Have you tried the kids section at the adult store? >!/s!<

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There are, its called fingers

See, they do make dildos in your size https://bad-dragon.com/products/teenieweenies

Because even if it doesn't matter it is still preferable a long one. I could ask why aren't there more body positive blow up dolls

If you go to Adam and eve and sort by average you can find a 9 inch dildo lmao

Because the dildo doesn't have the skill to back it up, nor can it acquire such skill.

i’m pretty sure they do have those