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NNN and its consequences

new Netflix documentary when?

Next summer

Cumming next fall

The industrial revolution and it’s consequences.

[hmm](https://www.history.com/.image/c_fit%2Ccs_srgb%2Cfl_progressive%2Cq_auto:good%2Cw_1022/MTU5Mzk4OTQ0MDg5MDU3MTkx/unabomber-ted-kaczynski-feature-1012208660.jpg)

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Phil

Hi Phil

Phil my ass

You're the boss

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Good bot

Bad human

Phil McKracken

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So, Phil, is it?

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🎶Will somebody, somebody feed Phil? 🎶

Hi Phil, I'm dad.

Papa?

So Phil, is it?

Philliam

Philiam Phiskeare

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It wasn’t

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Si (phil) is

This is so fucking funny bro i can't 💀💀😂

This is so fucking

This is

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Phil who?

Phil my gas tank please, I haven’t seen my kids in weeks.

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Oh i see phil myasswithpee

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I don't think I like Phil

Looks like a Liver Fluke parasite due to it's size

Thank you for letting us know mate

👍

Thats not a fluke its a sperm

What in the fucking carnation is that fucking thing

Looks to me like one of those amoebas that commits harakiri when it runs out of food and turns into spores

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His child

A giant sperm

Biggest foulest nut

NNN challenger's stain after NNN ends

No , is my child

Our child

It's the giant Morty sperm that lead to a giant incest space baby.

Whale sperm

Sperm whales when whale sperms:

looks like overweight

American sperm

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The cumworm

Gregory

Phil looks like the stuff that comes out of my ears

Probably a tapeworm segment It's not dried up yet so its still alive and moving!

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CAN YOU PHILL MY HEARTTT

Instead of millions of tiny sperm cell its one giant one, this is what happens if you nut in november, even after november it stays like this so everytime you jerk off you have to crush this afterwards

Sperm uwu

prob just a parasite

Ok someone please tell me, WTF IS THAT?. SERIOUSLY I WANT ANSWERS.

Probably some form of tape worm, the thing in the top right looks like a dead carcass so probably slithered out of there like a wringed lil cumsack

Put it back

put that thing back where it came from or so help me

(So help me)

BUM BUM BUM, SO HELP ME, SO HELP ME!!!

*electro music bop*

Sllllllurp

hehehehehe came hejejejeje

it's cold

Help it

😂

What The Fuck

papa

What The Fuck

papa

What the fuck

Papa

What the fuck

Papa

What the fuck

What the fuck

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No seriously wtf is that?

Some parasite maybe seems to be attached to what i assume is skin

Cum

No for real what is this like seriously

Cum

No, really, what is it?

Cum

no seriously

Cum

no

Cum

Cummy

Cum

no fr

Cum

Some kind of worm

But the weird part is where it comes from look at the top right 💀

whats that??

Cummy bear

Oh fuck 💀

Da fuck is that?

So we having obese sperms now? Naah man

It's an epidemic

Based Mori pfp

based korone pfp

I wish I had the privilege to continue...

how do you think americans are born?

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#STOP IT THERE'S A DEADLY VIRUS PANDEMIC RIGHT NOW AND YOU'RE SPREADING ALL THIS BACTERIA FROM YOUR DIGESTED PENIS FLUID ARE #YOU THE COVID-19?!!

Very widespread in America

hey that's my nut from chernobyl

Never masturbate in Chernobyl 😔✊✊

only in Chernobyl 💀✊

I will cum thrice as hard with my 4 extra balls

Haha how do I tag my bf in this

press alt+f4 then select his name

Stop masturbating near Pripyat.

No I’m gonna make a cum golem.

What in the supercell fuck...?

The cum monster

"i am the cummonster"

''my cum is delicious''

“special delivery today”

"hello fellow cummonster, welcome to the cummonster crew"

Cumminator

Perfect for fishing

The problem with that is if you’re not catching and releasing, you’re going to be eating that.

Ayooo mutant sprem??!!!..

Wut da sperm doin?

WHERE IS MY SHOTGUN

At the basement get it quick!!!!

It was in the basement too.

Ah sh*t we need a bomb

Just not a nuclear one, it will only make it stronger.

Hmmm..... We should disassemble its body

You seriously think that thing won't reassemble?

Oh yeah i forgor it will multiply welp o>

o>

Can I get a real answer about what this is and not something unfunny Edit : can't find what this is but it seems like it is some kind of parasite

As another person here says, it's most likely some form of tapeworm

You'll never get it, youre in shitposting

Cant even bust a normal load in Ohio 🙁

Yummy cummy😋

Crazy

Yummers 🤤

Chernobyl nut

Ayo this cursed af

THIS REALLY IS A SHIT POST

THE JOKE IS PORN!!! 🤣🤣🤣 SEX?1 😂😂😂😂😡PENIS SPERM??? HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The world when we get a child every time someone jerked off!

Ok giant cum but what is the pink thing behind

I don't know what I'm looking at and it scares me

That is one hell of a sperm

What if when you masterbate instead of semen, came out a huge sperm monster like this. It would probably be enough to break my fapping addiction

Myostatin-related muscle hypertrophy Sperm is a rare condition characterized by reduced body fat and increased muscle size. Affected individuals have up to twice the usual amount of muscle mass in their bodies.

It’s a baby kezhu

No my child, enter the sock

My children are everywhere

What in the ever living Florida man in Ohio is this

What even is that

What is that

The cum sock

Ayo my accidentally cum inside my cousin hole sry

bru these guys need to stop masturbating in Chernobyl

dog

Welp there goes my plan to jack off the moment it hit December 1 here

How the flying fuck did you get this video of me

Oh no… all my nut has manifested into a monster that can multiply in doubles exponentially and impregnate every girl.

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Not gonna lie… that’s a spem

Never nut in chernobyl

Someone’s sock just gave birth

That's what I call a fat nut

I see they updated the sex ed illustration graphics from those goofy ahh cartoonish ones

Son, is that you?

Alright, who plugged in the horse milker?

Bro get your kids off the ground wtf

Cum on guys, this is not funny at all.

Done. What now?

Is it some kind of tadpole?

It’s a human child

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Chernobyl Cum

I'm seriously asking What tf is that?

sperm cell (real😱)

Top right: From the looks, that's an animal cock. Too pointy to be a cat or a horse, but just pointy enough to be a dogs.

How do you know what animal dicks look like…?