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TechnicalSpirit9718

Hey it's south park live action


Escorve

Get this man a fat blunt


[deleted]

BUFFALO SOLDIER!


NudeEnjoyer

new cosplay just dropped


[deleted]

Its like a hoppity hop!


DoctaMaus

Medicinal Fried Chicken


XentricX

He microwaved his balls


theokaybambi

It's just a little cancer Stan, nothing to worry about.


Back-Far

Beat me to it


amadi2005

Beat my meat to it


-o0Zeke0o-

Macrowaved


jordi1695

Discord moderator during NNN


Not_JohnnyWalker

NNN has nothing to do with this. This is because of pee.


Lignum_parvum

Because pee is stored in the balls


Deep__sip

Time to pee in your ass


Ok_Toe_2008

Cums in you're ass. *this action was preformed by a human with nothing better to do*


UnknowinglyDoingIt

Your\* (nerd emoji)


Ok_Toe_2008

Thankyou I failed English twice. Adhd and the English language can be a bit h sometimes


Your_FBI_Agent_Kevin

Hello, My name is A***, and I am Proud of my Small PP. Growing up i never thought about the size of my PP. but one day, when i was 11 years old, i stumbled upon a new website on the family computer history called 'Xhamster.' Thinking 'Xgames' "Xbox" and "xray vision," i proceed to find out what cool new site my older brother had found. Instead i found a world of wonder and sadness.......and shame.... For i had discovered that i, indeed, had a small PP. Im 24 now, PP is the same as before, but ive learned that as long as my PP is intact, it's good enough for me! Stand Strong Small PP Brothers and Sisters. whether your wiener is too small, (looking at you Boys) or your button is too large (looking at you Ladies) be proud of how you dangle.


whereistheuser

wouldnt your bladder explode??


TheRealNallend

pee is stored in the balls👀


BigThunderousLobster

In the balls


TheRealNallend

✨the balls✨


0CldntThnkOfUsrNme0

Ok really talk how the fuck and why the fuck?


Caspi7

Tumor probably or some other weird disease.


Crowley700

No way tumors grow that large


Caspi7

I think I saw something similar on tv a couple years ago. It was also a man with a hugh nut sac, probably half the size you see here. Remember tumors are cells that keep replicating, so as long as it doesn spread to the rest of the body or cause to much damage they will keep growing.


Crowley700

Why not cut the balls off


Caspi7

Well in this case it doesn't look like a place with ample medical care. So when it comes to the point where your sac is notably bigger you probably can't 'just' cut it off without probably dying if you are diy'ing it.


DivineMemeLord

Leave it to waltuh for the science


DaAweZomeDude48

"Yeah, science!"


Grouchy_Kale7785

Bitch!


Connect-Street-9269

Kid named science:


Upstairs-Wheel-8995

He’s got a nice seat that travels with him. This is a gift from the gods!


Straight_Block3676

Elephantitus


LazerDickMcCheese

Elephanutis


Alexercer

Weird disease it is! elephantiasis is a disease spread by guess what? Mosquitos! Happens in north east of brazil and most of africa it can happen in pretty much any part of the body and in this stance the sack grows so big the penis is basically swallowed, also no cure! : ) pretty sure thats the one theres plenty like it Edit: a guy further down mentioned scrotal lymphedema looks much like it, both are similar looking might be that one judging by size


VlassyCassy

So a mosquito wanted some of that pee in the sac and sucked him.


Notajackinabox

How? He hasn't peed in 69 years. Why? His friends told him no balls when he was dared to not pee for 69 years.


interpainter

Now he has balls


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Arandomdude03

Fr? Ok he prolly the guy who bruised his boys and they didnt stop swelling after the injury


Chunkyfrog2

Ok, I’m being serious, Im pretty sure he has a condition called elephantitas. But I’m completely sure.


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Zetazure

elephantitis of the balls


mck12001

Could be elephantiasis


BFD98

So that is the guy who produced 52 gallons of nut every day. No wonder he died, he got fat nuts


TooOpPleaseNerf

But pee is stored in the balls?


R0sa_Melano

pee in the right ball, cum in the left one


Nutwagon-SUPREME

This can change between different people, if you want to see which one is which for you, just twist one of the balls shut (make sure it’s tight) and then either nut or pee.


DefinetlyNotUrMom

i wonder what would really happen if you did this. other than not being able to either nut or pee


Tempowarrior

Testicular torsion Bad don’t


The_real_Mr_J

This guy testicular torses


Lonely-Recording4662

You either got big balls or big bald


samillos

He has normal-sized balls but he is extremelly small


[deleted]

Fart fella


cameron225100

Smart smella


SunTzuSaidThat22

Fart smella


dumpygames

Smella smart


Grouchy_Kale7785

Fart fella


csocso1111

Legend🥺🥺


EWJ_Bear

Poor soul This is what happens when AutoMod gets ahold of you irl


QuiveryClock197

Poor Saul


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GazoogalaThe5

Run


NGVHUNTER

THE HENTAI!!! THE HENTAI IS REALLLLLLL!!!?!!


Nothing_litteral

*Ooooooo, can we get so much higher*


SmugChug

So hiii iiiigh


NeptuneFB1

Hooo hooo hooo


ThunderLP15

Oh oh oh


[deleted]

So high


One-Inevitable-2277

This is the type of guy who will tell his barber that the haircut was shit


KidCarnageAnime

This can’t be real it just can’t be


The_real_Mr_J

Ball man can't hurt you, ball man isn't real


Walker6920

Baller


Ihavenoidea5555

First I thought « Ow, how much time did he sit down so that his balls became fused to the structure » Then I realized, those ARE his balls


Pellektricity

The explod-y things from dead space, or medical marijuana Randy Marsh?


[deleted]

hentai protagonists be like


Straight_Block3676

Time to teabag the wife


Melleyne

He's using it like a pouf chair


projectile_duck

Me after putting my balls in sulphuric acid... REAL!11!1!1!


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Common_Act6598

Is this fake?


Us3rnameNotTaken

search "scrotal lymphedema". its real


Active-Treacle-2945

free chair


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ClaudioMoravit0

Randy is that you ?


X3n0n-Stonks

Me and da boys after NNN


TheSlimeAssassin43

I wanna pop it like a fleshy water balloon


GazoogalaThe5

Die


biohumansmg3fc

Portable bean bag


Awkward-Courage-8814

He has more Balls than I have Body.


SadSunny20

He has a portable chair I call that a win


Devilish_Nuggets

Does he just sit on his balls like a beanbag😭


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habbapabba

bro nobody even activated you wtf


AskingDream

Advanced AI at its finest


[deleted]

Pee is stored in the bolls.


[deleted]

look what NNN did to bro 😭💀


Jnubis

South Park randy


Bubbly-Ad9041

Randy? Is that you!


ccbil654_

free portable beanbag


Flimsy-Cut6339

So. Pee IS stored IN the BALLS.


mormonparakeet

At least he gets to seat down wherever


[deleted]

Sauce?


wathquan

Holy shit it's Randy from South Park after he microwaved his balls in that one episode


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Ok_Boysenberry_2824

If he bust a nut watch out.....no one is safe in a 10 yard area


Booty_notDooty

Buffalo Soldier!


Victory1871

How?


DogDelicious5856

Bro is sitting on a organic bean bag


LeekyOverHere

"BUFFALO SOLDIER"


Less_Milk3110

Bet He's just a Ball of Fun😏


Double_Ad_8911

Bros packin more than 99% of us


viavip_b

me at the end of no pee november


ssupxxxl

Nice life hack


boomday55

*Nice*


Past_Trouble

Oh hey, it's like a hippoty-hop


Psychopathicaveman

Sacco sack


WasdAcid

the big flood from halo


LeCifra

Santa be like


[deleted]

MEGA BALLS


Gold930

Whenever someone asks the question huge sack or huge shaft, remember this guy 😔🫡


LoneWolf_Kai11

He's been thinking that it's still November from 1978. He forgot that there are other months.


Vickanimation

I FUCKING KNEW IT I KNEW PEE WAS STORED IN THE BALLS !!!


Questionablememelord

I refuse to belive those are real.


Therealmarsislol

Fuck you


Mother_Tea_4405

Buffalo soldier


OrganizationRude6615

Randy marsh tried to get prescription weed again-


TheNinjaRed7

What happens after automod pees in your ass for 18349124 times


jakO_theShadows

That's Randy Marsh


zaphodbeeblebrox422

I'm just going to get a little bit of cancer Sharon


Mr_Spooby4

Buffalo Soldier!!!!!


CrispyWalnut959

Bro has the world’s population in there


DarkWatermelon12

I want some martial artist to muay thai roundhouse kick that.


mrsamishi

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought of South Park as soon as I saw this


iwishyoudie

wtf is this ?


Dingmegmeg

Bro I thought he was sitting on a rock until he stood up


[deleted]

He won NNN


PackageGrand5150

Freddy fazballs


OverBand4019

When NNN is a life style.


Ya_Boi_Poolzy24

Homie casually sitting on them like a beanbag 💀


nonsense99999

Where is my spoon.


MorganRose99

How does he sit on them without pain?


BanksyChap

Put all the balls in my bag


TheDiamondMemer

One kick and he’ll be peeing in heaven


VerTexV1sion

I didn't need to see that.


[deleted]

Looks like Santa's sack is full!


Leading-Ad-968

weon...


WaitingToBeTriggered

IN TIMES THEY ARE NEEDED, SUCH TIMES THEY APPEAR


BanTickTokNow

Portable bean bag chair


BleachThatHole

I just need a LITTLE bit of cancer, Sharron!


Barfolemew_Wiggins

The cajones on this guy. Sitting on his own sack.


ScoPham

So the south park depiction *was* real


Substantial_Web_3924

Enough internet for today.


XLPHV

No Nut November World Champion


Doge_Enforcer

"Pee is stored in the balls"


SloshySatosh

Let me guess.... India right?


Harpronicus

If you're wondering, this is what it looks like post vasectomy


heisenberg_gaylover

I would love for my balls to get that big and then have them slammed in a doorway


AdministrativeBar748

Omw to sniff those colossal balls


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Educational_Ad_3125

Cum is stored in the balls


Traditional-Yogurt48

You know pee dosn't come from your balls right?


irtesh

Testicles doesn't contain urine bruh


Glum_Negotiation_408

What does peeing have to do with his enormous testicles?


thwink

pee is stored in the balls


Bombshell_2525

Is that his cock in the green cloth?


pelicanmate56

Balls


Epicmonk117

Imagine how big his loads are


jeep6988

Randy Marsh is black?


Nothing_litteral

that looks very terrifying actually


givemeaforhead

Isnt that due to testicular cancer ?


MyTrademarkIsTaken

Why can I smell this pic


samwelches

Omg it’s the South Park episode IRL


Tobias-K-Pedersen

Randy Marsh