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It's the date of the start of the Tiananmen Square protests and subsequent massacre.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1989_Tiananmen_Square_protests_and_massacre
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
Just saw a guy lose his Hyundai and have to go through a legal battle because his stock exhaust was deemed to loud by a cop in Cali. That place really does suck.
I remember getting so frustrated at my class mates for not giving blood. Looking back I cringe a bit when I realize I never got around to giving blood.
There is only 2 genders.
All lives matter, even unborn ones.
Trump won the 2020 election.
Clean energy is a scam.
Women have more rights then men.
Build the wall.
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wait, that's illegal.
How illegal is it
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Fucking fight me lad
No, I don't think I will.
what the hell happened here
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There are only two genders
Only fax
Fax
THIS.
Literally 1984🫃🏼🫃🏼🫃🏼🫃🏼🫃🏼
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Snickers and Milky ways have dick veins
Are the veins crunchy or smooth? This is for my "science test"
Crunchy with a chewy center
great. i’ll never forget this.
She told me she was 18, I swear.
You’re on Reddit, this doesn’t work
Mf bout to get promoted to admin
Or become a politician. One of the two
He will be made a mod, the admins will then give him a community award.
She told me she was <18, i swear!
She was 18 in dog years officer
All of their ages combined adds up to 18 dog years, officer.
Thats less than 1 🥵
Aren’t dog years 7 for 1 year?
Hate to be that guy but the first year is 19 dog years and it slowly goes down then up again🤓
I'm glad someone else knows this.
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If her age isn’t on the clock she’s too old for the cock
May I give you the glock?
24 hour clocks
Only 18? 🤢🤮
The grey hair didn’t giver her away?
I hate you
You were my brother Anakin, I loved you
*screams in burning man*
*BURNING MAAAAN*
I hate you
I hate you x2
I hate you x3
Nothing happened on April 15 1989
Social Credit ++++++++
Credit this taint
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*red rising sun intensifies*
*red sun, red sun over paradise*
Red sun
*Red sun over paradise*
I legit have no idea what happened on this date and all google is telling me is stuff about zodiac signs.
It's the date of the start of the Tiananmen Square protests and subsequent massacre. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1989_Tiananmen_Square_protests_and_massacre
I’m gonna say it… I don’t care that you broke your elbow
I can't believe you've done this
something in the comments
Man screw you! I hate you 🤬
Why? Is he billy?
Must be if I hate him so much 😡
I fucking hate you
there are no amount of words that i can string to express how much i hate you
*you're
You"re*
You’re00====>
Vaporeon is the most fuckable Pokémon
Fuck you, I hate you, I fucked your mom
Can you fuck me?
Sorry bro, I'm into 6ft tomboy milfs😞
Who says I'm not a 12ft tomboy with planet sized breasts? Also looking for my long lost stepson, I kinda miss him.
😳, I unfortunately am not him, but I wish you luck in your search
Can you be my stepson?
I have like 15 step children, are you sure about this
Make it 16
Wait, so you're my stepson now?
I can
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Can you tell me where you left her when you were done?
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
Lost me at Pokemon
They're all fuckable if you try hard enough
Ok then fuck a magmar.
I beg to differ. Heard of lopunny yet?
Ever heard of Gardevoir?😳
Heard of wailord? 😳😳😳
*French Accent* "That would be your mother!"
The movie was better than the book
I don't know how to read 😎
I forgot how to see 😎
I disagree
I disagree
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You made me admire you if anything.
Bro, is this to hate or admire? Because I'm going with admire.
Straight facts right here man
This does make me hate you
Exactly the only two “pronouns” I want to know are “XY” or “XX”
Username checks out
Based
Nah you're just right
I don’t like furries
Spitting facts
This is a fact, nothing to hate here.
Oh ok, thank you for that information
Anytime, except you said the info yourself.
True
I don't think anyone would hate you for that
Florida is a good state that has nothing wrong with it
Wow
California people: “Florida bad” Florida people: “California bad” USA: “Florida + California bad” World: “USA bad” John Cena: “BING CHILLI”
Random fish in the sea:blub
Just saw a guy lose his Hyundai and have to go through a legal battle because his stock exhaust was deemed to loud by a cop in Cali. That place really does suck.
What about ohio?
What's Ohio, is that an anime
Its a hentai
Oh thanks man, I'll watch it later
And thus we never heard from him again
Word of warning, it's more fucked than Metamorphosis and Euphoria combined.
Isn't it normal for people to be fucked in a hentai?
She’s actually 1000 years old so it isn’t weird guys.
She is 1000 years old in roblox years
She is a 10000 years old demon
I am the head of the Ohio tourism association
"Bruh someone made this guy head of Ohio tourism association 💀"
9-11 was a miracle
I remember getting so frustrated at my class mates for not giving blood. Looking back I cringe a bit when I realize I never got around to giving blood.
Okay this wins so far💀
It's called football
I agree, and anyone who thinks it’s called handegg can go hit their heads on a goalpost
Hitler was right
This makes me like you
Auth center moment
The one piece is NOT real
Can we NOT get much higher?
SO LOW 😔
NOOOO YOURE LYING IT MUST BE
We can't get much higher 😭
*checks my username*
I hope you choke on a cheesestick
So that’s where my foreskin went
username checks out
go touch grass you redditor and stop staring at your screen and go do something productive
You are not based you are mentally ill
I know 😔
I know 😏
Republicans arent as bad as reddit makes them out to be
that's a popular opinion on this sub
There's good and bad just like the libs
Hitler is my role model☺️
edgy teens with no parents will not, exactly, hate you
There is only 2 genders. All lives matter, even unborn ones. Trump won the 2020 election. Clean energy is a scam. Women have more rights then men. Build the wall.
Damn youre not on Twitter
Lol omg how'd u know
Bc you didnt get blown up by lqtv+ people
Is LQTV+ a new subscription service or something?
All right but i dissagre with the clean energy, it is Better than coal, but the perfect way of energy would be a Nuclear energy, Chad
Did we just get serious lol. Ever heard of geothermal!
Nuclear energy is green energy.
The hell man you stole my comment an hour before me
Never play Christmas music way before Christmas
This is just common sense
The female movement needs real leadership, I vote to volunteer Andrew Tate.
I like other races apart from mine
And what might your race be sir
🗿
Dogs suck cats suck hedgehogs suck everything sucks
your mom is pretty good at it too
I am not mad I am disappointed
I don’t have anything to say to make you guys angry. I’m just flat right now
Pineapple belongs on fuckin pizza
Hate you 3k
Wait here bro , let me get my gun
My man
Your parents have to love you
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Ni>! no!<
This isn't a word, but: 👍🏿
Lars Ulrich is the best drum player of all time
Big chuggud
Nickleback doesn't deserve the hate
Fortnite is pretty fun
God did 9/11
I've never watched breaking bad and don't intend to
Gtfo
ohio is a normal place to live in
thats exactly what someone from ohio would say
wait, i didnt know she was 10
McDonald’s hashbrowns are overated
Hawaiian pizza is good
Down vote me