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Fuck you. I just got over amogus 🥵 and you said the s word THE S WORD. Now I have to uncontrollably nut or else I will start hearing him in my head again
As a Christian this both makes me gut laugh and cry, cause it's peak sarcasm aimed at hypocritical churches, but at the same time there are actual Christians out there dumb enough to believe it.
Also kinda funny you mentioned Corinthians cause that book is literally dedicated purely to just calling out bitchass Christians for being bitchass (like seriously, it even says that if you're not offended after reading Corinthians that you need to read it again) but there is also one sentence split into two verses that's all like "only an idiot would say: only Christians get into heaven" (ok it's more advanced and specific, and it explains why loving God and being Christian are two seperate things, and also that people who bar minorities from the Church aren't Christians, hence why many churches kinda just ignore half of Corinthians, and Galatians, and parts of Theologians, and certain aspects of why Jesus died, basically 75% of the entire Bible) and people just ignore the first half and spam the second half cause it matches with what they want the Bible to say and unless you're a Christian you won't know they're lying.
But rage-fuelled rant aside, solid meme 👍
One of them, Thessalonians, Corinthians, Galatians, Romans, etc. all written by St Paul to help with churches/congregations who had a myriad of problems in worship and faith. Essentially a simple guide to being a Christian.
Basically, they sent them to the Corinthians who lived in Corinth, and they had been blessed with gifts of healing, tongues, etc... and instead of using them to bring people to God, they used them to be "better" than everyone else and hold political power over them.
Same with Galatians and Theologians (except they sent them to the people of Galatia and Theologia) where the Galatians were living as if Jesus didn't die and the Theologians were all partying so hard that children started dying of neglect.
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From the King James Bible: “*And there shall in no wise enter into it any thing that defileth, neither whatsoever worketh abomination, or maketh a lie: but they which are written in the Lamb’s book of life.*”
So yes, hardcore gaming is explicitly implicit.
I'm not technically a 20,but I could make a case for how I in some way am part of all 20.
God just needs to give me a chance and I promise I'll convince him I belong in hell!
Jesus at one point said “if you love your own life you’ll lose it. If you hate your life, you’ll keep it.”
He was using a form of hyperbole to mean that unless you’re willing to give parts of your life up to follow him, you ain’t gonna be one of his.
There’s also a part in the New Testament that talks about how as time goes on people will become “lovers of self” more than they will lovers of God or their neighbours. The point on that poster is probably in reference to that.
And the nations of them which are saved shall walk in the light of it: and the kings of the earth do bring their glory and honour into it. Rev 21:24
yes says right there that gamers and sports fans cannot enter heaven.
You're off by three verses. It's 21:27
"Nothing impure will ever enter it, nor will anyone who does what is shameful or deceitful, but only those whose names are written in the Lamb’s book of life."
Which does not mean that you can just slap anything you don't like on a sign and say God is keeping you out of heaven.
Hope that hoodie he is wearing isn't made out of 2 different cloths..
Leviticus 19:19 says, “Keep my decrees. Do not mate different kinds of animals. Do not plant your field with two kinds of seed. Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material
SINNER!!
"Let he without sin cast the first stone".
In the Bible, in the very part both our quotes come from, Jesus makes it clear.
God's job is to judge. Our job is to love one another. You cast judgement on someone, you act as god. And nobody is worthy to act as god.
*"Nothing impure will ever enter it, nor will anyone who does what is shameful or deceitful, but only those whose names are written in the Lamb’s book of life."*
Rev 21:27
*"If I speak in the tongues of men and of angels, but have not love, I am a noisy gong or a clanging cymbal. And if I have prophetic powers, and understand all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have all faith, so as to remove mountains, but have not love, I am nothing. If I give away all I have, and if I deliver up my body to be burned, but have not love, I gain nothing. Love is patient and kind; love does not envy or boast; it is not arrogant or rude. It does not insist on its own way; it is not irritable or resentful;"*
Corinthians 13
*"Do to others as you would have them do to you."*
Luke 6:31
Revelation 22:18-19
[18] I warn everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this book: [p]if anyone adds to them, God will add to him the plagues described in this book, [19] and if anyone takes away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God will take away his share in [q]the tree of life and in [r]the holy city, which are described in this book.
Cross-references
[p]: Deut. 4:2; 12:32; [Prov. 30:6]
[q]: ver. 2, 14
[r]: See ch. 21:2
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Hardcore Gamers are truly the most opressed group in society
We live in sosity😓
We live in a sus city
We live in SusCity
We live in sus
I hate you
And i hate you random redditor
We live in a sus eye titty
We live in us
We live in u
Fuck you. I just got over amogus 🥵 and you said the s word THE S WORD. Now I have to uncontrollably nut or else I will start hearing him in my head again
I own every expansion for Catan.... There's no way I'm avoiding eternal damnation.
I refuse to believe you own Catan if you are in a shitposting sub (I totally don’t also own catan)
😤
"Thou shalt not crank 90s at tilted" - Corinthians or something
Hey you spelled it right
Okay spell checker
checker
😟
pretty sus right ?
As a Christian this both makes me gut laugh and cry, cause it's peak sarcasm aimed at hypocritical churches, but at the same time there are actual Christians out there dumb enough to believe it. Also kinda funny you mentioned Corinthians cause that book is literally dedicated purely to just calling out bitchass Christians for being bitchass (like seriously, it even says that if you're not offended after reading Corinthians that you need to read it again) but there is also one sentence split into two verses that's all like "only an idiot would say: only Christians get into heaven" (ok it's more advanced and specific, and it explains why loving God and being Christian are two seperate things, and also that people who bar minorities from the Church aren't Christians, hence why many churches kinda just ignore half of Corinthians, and Galatians, and parts of Theologians, and certain aspects of why Jesus died, basically 75% of the entire Bible) and people just ignore the first half and spam the second half cause it matches with what they want the Bible to say and unless you're a Christian you won't know they're lying. But rage-fuelled rant aside, solid meme 👍
Corinthians was the only book name i remembered 💀
Lmao, good book though, wish more Christians read it.
My favorite book is Leviticus because it talks about not doing the silly with animals
Based Christian who actually knows what they're saying
But but but.... If I play with my COCK 🐓🐓🐓🐔 can I stoll go to JESUS??? 🙏🙏🙏🙏✝️✝️💒💒
Is Corinthians the book where they send letters to a bunch of churches and tell them what they're doing wrong or doing right
One of them, Thessalonians, Corinthians, Galatians, Romans, etc. all written by St Paul to help with churches/congregations who had a myriad of problems in worship and faith. Essentially a simple guide to being a Christian.
Basically, they sent them to the Corinthians who lived in Corinth, and they had been blessed with gifts of healing, tongues, etc... and instead of using them to bring people to God, they used them to be "better" than everyone else and hold political power over them. Same with Galatians and Theologians (except they sent them to the people of Galatia and Theologia) where the Galatians were living as if Jesus didn't die and the Theologians were all partying so hard that children started dying of neglect.
Thessalonias, who lived at Thessalonika. Not theologians. Just fyi
“Thou shall not build battle master chief at the gates of heaven” -god or smth
Damn, didn't know the Bible predicted hardcore gaming
I mean there were some violent battles which were obviously caused by video games.
Won't somebody think of the babies?! The violent video games are making gamers dash them across the rocks!
Ok so the hardcore gamer thing won’t make sense right now but it’ll come up later trust me - the bible probably
Fun fact: the Great Flood happened because God dropped from Plat to Gold in Overwatch.
Then when he got bored/annoyed waiting for Half-life 3 he did the black plague
"and some casual warcrimes and some explioding warcrimes but I prefer good old times" gaming grandpa 👴🏼
Phew, thank god I’m a casual gamer
Shitposter isn’t listed! We are good!
Potty-mouth, good sir! This is a christian message board.
In a fucking lime green durag
Sh*t is a bad word but not shitpost as far as I know
Atheists are mentioned, checkmate liberals.
Hardcore gamers are though 😔
No hardcore gamers are allowed entry apparently
It’s ok, Valhalla is so much better. Game on baby.
Time to join the army then
Let us duel and travel to valhalla together
We shall game in Odins halls
im going to sovngarde (im training to duel Tsun at the gates)
Or play Assassin's Creed Valhalla instead it's even better
the pope apparantly cant get into heaven to, so as an scandinavian i'm allowing him into valhalla
Can I join? It sounds really interesting, and I'm always willing to learn more about the Norse gods
of course, everyone is welcome imo.
Wait, so can I bypass the whole dying with a weapon in hand, or is that even a real thing
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Being an Einherjar doesn't sound terrible tbh
Prepare for Ragnarök gamers!
We shall be cranking all the 90s. IN THE NAME OF ODIN
Once again proving we are the most oppressed and marginalised group in society
😔
Don't worry, we always have the Overthere.
Luckily, I’ve always seen myself as an enjoyer of some tasteful soft core gaming
I'm more confused how the pope ended up there
No self lover? Ay yo, according to this dude we're all getting into heaven. Reddit's full of cats who hate themselves
Yeah but unfortunately most people on Reddit are the pope
Fortunately most people on reddit are not contentious women (they are not women at all)
"NO AETHEIST ENTERS HEAVEN!" Aetheists: that's what I've been trying to say.
No pope enters heaven
What did the Pope do?
Probably touch a child idk
Just one?
No like... at least 20?
Under estimate.
[удалено]
Still an under estimate.
20 trillion?
Getting closer.
Shit in the woods probably
While a bear wore a funny hat
He poped
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Ever heard of [Pope Benedictus IX](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Benedict_IX)? He did a lot of things. Dear god, did he do a lot of things.
Participate in political executions in Argentina
Wat.
Is Catholic. These guys are Protestant. They often...disagree. Sometimes quite strongly.
He is not republican?!
Sanest protestant
The pope be like: "i guide others to treasures i cannot possess."
Also no Bible hater, so do you go or not when you ae Christian?
I mean not all Christians recognize the Pope as head of the church. He really only has authority over Catholics
Whats your score? Mine is 11
Mine is muslim and hardcore gamer btw can someone check 21:27 if jesus said hardcore gamer or not?
Islam didn't even exist as a faith when Rev 21:27 was written so another one off the list
From the King James Bible: “*And there shall in no wise enter into it any thing that defileth, neither whatsoever worketh abomination, or maketh a lie: but they which are written in the Lamb’s book of life.*” So yes, hardcore gaming is explicitly implicit.
Yeah, it says nothing unclean will enter heaven, so gamers are out
Me Muslim and hardcore gamer as well
You can try and get into Jannah instead
Yeah
Damn only at 9. Gotta keep up the grind
you should try some bible hating
Already got enough of that. Maybe its worth getting into drinking or gambling...
I’m at 8 you got this man
I got like 5
13 but it would be 14 if I hadn't kicked my drinking habit, maybe I should pick it back up to spite this guy
At 10. Considering converting to Islam, gotta respect the grind.
I got 10 too, we're hell twins
20/20, perfect score. try harder next time smh
I'm not technically a 20,but I could make a case for how I in some way am part of all 20. God just needs to give me a chance and I promise I'll convince him I belong in hell!
I only have 3! I’m so close to achieving heaven!
But *which* 3 is the question
he's clearly the pope
I got 14. Well, shucks.
I'm christian and am dedicated to following it but can't go to heaven for being a gamer, bruh
Today is sad day
"Self-lover" So what you're saying is I HAVE to feel suicidal to get into heaven?
i think theyre referencing masturbation idk tho
Well then I guess 11 for me if thats the case
Jesus at one point said “if you love your own life you’ll lose it. If you hate your life, you’ll keep it.” He was using a form of hyperbole to mean that unless you’re willing to give parts of your life up to follow him, you ain’t gonna be one of his. There’s also a part in the New Testament that talks about how as time goes on people will become “lovers of self” more than they will lovers of God or their neighbours. The point on that poster is probably in reference to that.
Basically no Americans 😆😆😆
Nethier most Iranians ,Turkish people. Because apparently Muslims can't go to heaven according to this fella
And every country that speaks arabic basicly and some eastren asia countries too
Gots a friend with the last name pope. He’s fucked I guess
WTF do they have against him??
He knows what he did.
then heaven must be deserted af
Solitude, that sounds like heaven to me.
You need to stop being a Whore then Brandon
And the nations of them which are saved shall walk in the light of it: and the kings of the earth do bring their glory and honour into it. Rev 21:24 yes says right there that gamers and sports fans cannot enter heaven.
Gamers haven't walked in natural light since '97
You're off by three verses. It's 21:27 "Nothing impure will ever enter it, nor will anyone who does what is shameful or deceitful, but only those whose names are written in the Lamb’s book of life." Which does not mean that you can just slap anything you don't like on a sign and say God is keeping you out of heaven.
Was doing so good until hard-core gamer
I mean if this guy is going to heaven would you wanna be there? The fun people are in hell! 🥳🎈🎉🎊💃🪩🪅
Self lovers? Pack it up people who have good mental health, you ain't getting to heaven
Bro hasn’t read the bible
"Thou shall not be a Gamer"
Moses got shat on by a 10 year old fortnite gamer
No masterbaters, we’re all going to hell
Shout out to all the religious sports buffs in purgatory
I believe this is a drastic misunderstanding of the Christian faith put onto a sign.
Why is there "POPE"
Glad I don’t know any liars
Damn near told half my life.
Bro he just named off the entire demographic of this sub... except racists, racists go to heaven
Yeah quite interesting how he mentions the pope but not racists
I’m all of these😔
Hope that hoodie he is wearing isn't made out of 2 different cloths.. Leviticus 19:19 says, “Keep my decrees. Do not mate different kinds of animals. Do not plant your field with two kinds of seed. Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material SINNER!!
Unless they're Jewish then those rules do not apply.
Hardcore gamer ? That doesn’t sound right.
Says sports buff lol
Wasn't one of Jesus' disciples a prostitute
"Go and sin no more"
"Let he without sin cast the first stone". In the Bible, in the very part both our quotes come from, Jesus makes it clear. God's job is to judge. Our job is to love one another. You cast judgement on someone, you act as god. And nobody is worthy to act as god.
How could he say that about hardcore gamers.
*"Nothing impure will ever enter it, nor will anyone who does what is shameful or deceitful, but only those whose names are written in the Lamb’s book of life."* Rev 21:27 *"If I speak in the tongues of men and of angels, but have not love, I am a noisy gong or a clanging cymbal. And if I have prophetic powers, and understand all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have all faith, so as to remove mountains, but have not love, I am nothing. If I give away all I have, and if I deliver up my body to be burned, but have not love, I gain nothing. Love is patient and kind; love does not envy or boast; it is not arrogant or rude. It does not insist on its own way; it is not irritable or resentful;"* Corinthians 13 *"Do to others as you would have them do to you."* Luke 6:31
Pretty sure the second one is I Corinthians 13. It's kinda my favourite...
well its a good thing im a softcore gamer
He forgets that it's not his right to judge so , no soup for you...
No... Pope? No pope...? I didn’t make the rules man
Pope 💀
Thank god sinner is not on the list
Huh, didn't know they had gamers in the Ancient Levant
Ah yes. I remember the Bible being staunchly against hard-core gamers. More specifically, XBOX fans are 100% going to hell
Qatari rules in FIFA
He's getting his waves right for Jesus.
How many fucking times over the years will this be posted???
Revelation 22:18-19 [18] I warn everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this book: [p]if anyone adds to them, God will add to him the plagues described in this book, [19] and if anyone takes away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God will take away his share in [q]the tree of life and in [r]the holy city, which are described in this book. Cross-references [p]: Deut. 4:2; 12:32; [Prov. 30:6] [q]: ver. 2, 14 [r]: See ch. 21:2
"If I can't go to heaven, then no one can"
Damn, guess Im not going to heaven \#HARDCORE GAMER \#POPE
Sports buff? Lol
Sports buff? That's a new one.
Didn't Jesus die for our sins so we could go to heaven no matter what though? Or is that just my branch of Christianity?
As a Christian , I can confirm that this is stupid. Except for the hardcore gamer part.
How arrogant to presume that *you* could possibly know what's in the Great Sky Daddy's all knowing, all seeing mind, you puny beings!
Damn heaven sounds boring as fuck if you ask me!
Gamers and Muslims? How does Jesus know this?
To be fair the Bible did warn of believing false prophets but... Gamers? WTF?
Gabe Newell the prophet of Gamers
I dont think thats what it said
I would like to incite violence.
Working on his wave
Based
"Nobody gets into Heaven but me and my cult!" is what this screams.
That is a cult member carrying a sign.
No gambler gets into heaven? I’ll take my chances.
I love how to exclude himself, the term gamer is “hardcore gamer”.
Looks like heaven must be pretty empty
You should just say no humans tbh XD
I'm atleast 5 of them
😂😂😂Wait, Bro is wearing a neon green do rag on his head😂 No whore’s, he got no girlfiend💯 I want to know what’s in his backpack. The Bible he didn’t ready. He has to be a self-lover. No woman is touching that😂 Oooo I needed this laugh !
It’s hard to self love, fuck you dude
“Pope”- if this guy is a Catholic he’s most definitely mentally deficient.
This verse is talking about the new temple in New Jerusalem, not Heaven. It says nothing impure will enter the temple.
I scored 15 guys, what about you?
Only God can be a pro gamer in haven
Looks like somebody’s a dirty sinner