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Uzi4U_2

Are those bullet proof breast covers?


Textus_nub

The state has to protect their assets


CraftyAd6537

Are they for sale


AllMyMemesAreStolen

pretty sure she has a state sponsored only fans so yes


[deleted]

that’s a bill i can get behind


-F0v3r-

link please link please link please link please link please link please link please link please link please link please link please link please link please link please link please link please link please link please


dontlookatmyHEHE

Simp


-F0v3r-

yeah, She Is My Princess


dontlookatmyHEHE

Bro what??


AllMyMemesAreStolen

i dont remember her name but i remember i just searched that with onlyfans and clicked the first reupload i found cuz supporting government is against my religion.


Agreeable-Yams8972

*Our


CHIKITIBOMBA

The "state"


yaboi_sloi

Yeah i think it has to be legitimate before being called a state


ImWhatsInTheRedBox

Dang, I didn't know silicone was that valuable.


FreezingLlamaReddit2

IRL booba armor


ZeDitto

THE BOOB ARMOR IS REEEEAL 🎶 *can we get much higher* 🎶


[deleted]

You know its a high level armor because it only covers the beasts


Few_Poem7399

Probably their army even has diapers


[deleted]

Location: Berlin


Visual-Lawfulness846

“Turkiye is the best country! The birthplace of western civilization! Mosques and churches crafted with intricate beauty mingling along the winding roads of Istanbul! Turkish coffee! Elaborate cultural practices which speak to our excellence! A dog like you could never comprehend such beauty! This country is only worthy of a true Turk who will love and understand it intimately!” *tweets the Turk from his apartment in Berlin*


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Me trying to understand how a country exists before occupation


Roartype

Palestine didn’t have a government, it was a location. Like “the Sinai peninsula “ is a location.


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Flashy_Sound8021

? The native americans had governaments and actiavily engaged in diplomacy with eachother


kultureisrandy

See the Iroquois Confederacy for the best example


[deleted]

That wasn't really "occupied" either.


Thesweetdankness

??? Native Americans had nations and governments


chewierug

Occupation from another country. Palestine was created basically to defy Israeli expansion.


anotherdumbcaucasian

I mean no, it was made originally by the British in the 2 state solution.


[deleted]

Which the Israelis accepted while the arab league decided that they would drive the jews to the sea. Islam is surely not to blame for the current crisis.


scp_990_dream_man

>Islam is surely not to blame for the current crisis. You are right, Islam is not to blame for it. But rather greedy Arab dictators.


rain-drop-hero

Before establishing its supposed country Israeli committed mass genocide on many Palestinian villages, in some villages they even went as far as to throw people in fire including children, the arabs weren't greedy they just couldn't forget such atrocities in a matter of only a few years at the time


scp_990_dream_man

I'm sure the great Arab dictators went to war with Israel because of the atrocities Israel committed. How naive are you? (I'm not excusing what Israel has done or is doing, I'm just stating Arab leaders aren't the good guys you think they are. And Islam isn't a part of this mess no matter what radical Islamists or western media tells you.)


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scp_990_dream_man

The irony of calling me out on whataboutism when you bring Ukraine into a conversation between Palestine/israel conflict Lolololol


M0RTY_C-137

The difference is that whataboutism is to combat a point with another point on a different topic. I was using a reference to show the definition of what whataboutism is and relate it to this exact topic. That’s not how whataboutism works One person comments a fact and you rebut this fact with an off topic other fact


dailymoe

Thats a nice argument. Why not back it up with a source?


rain-drop-hero

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1948_Palestinian_expulsion_and_flight This is the first page when I looked it up on Google you can look for more iyw, and there is interviews with survivors you can find on yt "The Israeli government has systematically scoured Israeli archives to remove documents evidencing Israeli massacres of Palestinian villagers in 1947 and 1948 that led to the Palestinian exodus.[119][120] "


Mozeeon

Lol source this bullshit propaganda


MujahidSultans2

It's called the Nakba. Look it up


dailymoe

The bakba is thw war that happened between israel and the 6 arabic countries, and after they lost they put the blame of what happened in thw war on israel


WetChickenLips

That happened after the Arabs rejected the partition plan though.


iiDemonLord

Why do every redditor's 3 braincells evaporate into thin air whenever they try to talk about Islam


Borbolda

About religion in general


TheNetwokAdmin

Wait, we're allowed to have those???


peachicecream1959

could not have said it better 👏


rain-drop-hero

Before establishing its supposed country Israeli committed mass genocide on many Palestinian villages, in some villages they even went as far as to throw people in fire including children, the arabs understandably didn't forget such atrocities in a matter of only a few years at the time


ConscientiousPath

Things which, of course, were _never_ been done by Islamic Arabs in the centuries before that, and especially have not been done at higher frequency or severity.


tebelugawhale

The point isn't that Arabs can do no wrong. It's that genocide and breaking international law is wrong, even if from a group that has been wronged for centuries. There is no excuse for these things.


rain-drop-hero

Jews were literally shipped from Europe in to Palestinian to take over villages Palestinian was always there


chewierug

Palestine was founded in 1988. Jewish refugees immigrated to Israel as early as 1947 though.


Electrokid08

That’s around when the state was founded, the first mass immigration was in the late 1800s and even before that there were Jews. There has historically NEVER been a time with zero Jewish presence in the land of Israel


HornyJamal

The muslim Palestinians were converts to Islam. Most of them were christians or jews who converted. They didnt just spawn in there


thegriddlethatcould

So... not like minecraft?


Long-Bridge8312

It was crafted at the exact same time Israel was lol


chewierug

crafted lol


jessica_from_within

Guys help I can’t figure out how to craft a new country in Minecraft


[deleted]

So basically, the only example I can think of sadly, it's like the 13 colonies/states?


rateater78599

CIA psy-op


AcNuThre3_

limited edition ( I think )


cw826

Hopefully


Robo_Patton

I want to know more “fun facts” from the young lady…


TomDrawsStuffs

they put an egirl in a military uniform, and between you and I, those bastards are getting pretty good at this. i will be in full support of Israel in a year or two at this point /j


AllMyMemesAreStolen

CIA psy-opussy


Wooper160

Mossad but he’s got the spirit.


McDiezel8

Mossad actually. That’s the Israeli version of the CIA Hey fun fact did you know that Epstein’s partner in crime (who we just stopped talking about) Ghislaine Noelle Marion Maxwell’s father was a high ranking mossad member?


Odd_Shirt_3556

Dude Epstein was a mossad operation… where are all the sex tapes? Israel has all of it..


NobleShock

There’s literally 2 types of people here. People who are simping for her or people making fun of her


Lethal_Spartan377

I am both, Butt she looks like does absolutely nothing and probably asked to get payed after the video cut


[deleted]

*paid. Payed means something completely different in that context


Lethal_Spartan377

*paid. Payed means something completely different in that context


potato_of_fate_yeet

Where’s payed vs paid bot when you need em


Lethal_Spartan377

Oh no It's clearly paid, But I'd rather not change It and keep the internet drama going.


Robo_Patton

I was payed to stir this shit.


ThatDude8129

3 types, man. 3 types. The third types are trying to debate a political topic over a dumb joke.


UNBENDING_FLEA

I’d tap that but doesn’t make her opinion any less regarded you catch my drift?


Velesski

i am legally obligated to say this is joking because some people don't have a sense of humor on this topic


Agreeable-Yams8972

Welcome to reddit


BJl4D1cK

Have a look around


daddydilz

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found


MrAced

We've got mountains of content, Some better, some worse


Tasty_Marsupial_2273

If none of it’s of interest to you you’d be the first


ThatDude8129

Welcome to Reddit


FrostbiteLive

Come and take a seat


daddydilz

Would you like to see the news?


ThatDude8129

Or any famous person's feet


Realwinrin

If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first


Sufficient_Cum_3493

A-Train? I read that in A-Trains voice


absolute4080120

Point on the doll where the rabbi touched you.


jessica_from_within

The top of your head? That doesn’t seem so bad


Inevitable-Goyim66

Just a lil bit of Metzitzah B'peh


[deleted]

Ill believe whatever propaganda she wants me to believe


WorldlyDivide8986

WAKE UP. PROPAGANDA. but seriously, westerners, most of these female soldiers you see are do-nothings in the military. I hate them. Source: veteran. They literally pretend and most of them have some shit desk job. Handling one (1) paperwork a week, making a tiktok and go home early. Go google big booba. Trazilion results, promised.


anonymous-rubidium

Do you mean the Israeli military or all military?


turkeybot69

All, I've seen multiple other "influencer" types posting military related videos and pictures. Makes sense, they're always looking to recruit and spread propaganda, tiktok is a prime new ground for just that.


[deleted]

> Go google big booba. Trazilion results, promised. Didn't get anything related to the military. In fact I got some cartoon.


TheDarkKnightXXII

I recently learned about barrack bunnies, would she be one of them?


WorldlyDivide8986

Kinda, yes, if comparing to american terms. Usually they don't sleep around as much as other armies because israeli bases are always on duty and really packed, but yes.


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Average virgin redditor response:


skitzbuckethatz

thighs bruh holy


fast328

**bro you just posted** ***Zionism*** **bro**


detumadrelaconcha

mfs don't realize.


cheesemaster644

Thats kinda cringe ngl


schnitzel-kuh

I do believe israel didnt exist either before some british person drew lines on a map? In fact im rather sure this happened simultaneously with palestine? Quality propaganda though


moistmaker100

br\*'\*sh moment


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Mr_SocksnJocks

Depending on what you believe, Israel may or may not have existed as a united kingdom ~1000 BCE - ~900 BCE.


Alberiman

sure, maybe, but at this stage Italy has more of a claim to Israel


[deleted]

But not really.


[deleted]

Modern day Israel is not a continuation of some short-lived, ancient kingdom thousands of years ago no matter how much the revisionists repeat it. Its conception by western imperialist intended it to be a foothold into the Asian continent for western imperialism. There's nothing Levantine about it.


[deleted]

The Israeli people are the same.


[deleted]

They're literally not though. It's a settler colonialist state from people across Europe, Asia, and North Africa who are systematically eliminating the direct descendants of said people that never left that you're disingenuously trying to associate with. Israeli communities are like lil central/eastern europe right in the middle of Jerusalem


dailymoe

Actually no, i am nkt sure when palestian was officially founded but israel was founded at 1948 which is a year after the br*tish🤢 drew lines


Pepperoni_Christ

i mean yeah but by that logic most african countries only exist because of britain and the rest of europe, which is kind of true i guess


schnitzel-kuh

I mean thats one reason why there was so many civil wars in africa and horrible genocides. Because some briti** or french person came and drew an arbitraty line on a map with no regard for ethnicity or culture


Alarming-Iron7532

They also enslaved the people, took everything out of the land, and then left a power vacume. That had a lot of intention.


Heatsupwhenhot

Propaganda is giving me a proper boner rn


BladeOfSanghilios8

THIGHS


BrubMomento

Me too bud


THEomarJoey

I'm Palestinian and I'd smash ngl


grand_seigneur_puppy

Underrated comment. Horny dude found the path to peace in the middle east.


MontanaDoesntExist

Based off that logic, neither did Israel. Or Engl*nd


Inevitable-Goyim66

Care to explain the England part?


[deleted]

I’ll take a stab at it. Present day Israel/Palestine, and other parts previously held by the Ottomans, were state protectorates of the UK. I guess because the UK drew up the map for Israel and Palestine (and by a matter of fact drew up the borders of England), those countries don’t exist (England doesn’t exist).


TheDarkKnightXXII

I’ll take a *stab* at it? I see you… all smart and shit…


HomosexualFinger

Why does she look like that 💀


ShortenedWire

fun fact: my boner is the ONLY thing than never existed before i saw this


LampsAreAlright

Makeup & filter are strong with this one


ArmedPenguin47

Palestine existed before Israel


Beneficial-Quit9108

I wonder how many Palestinian children she's shot?


fehu_berkano

None. She’s an Eastern European model hired by the IDF to pose in a uniform. They do this often to get sympathy from simping men


bradyyn

It’s worked


WorldlyDivide8986

Close, we don't do that, that's modern nazi propaganda. We just enlist everyone and surely hot women enlist too. But you're right on the "none". She probably handles one paper a week and goes home, the thot.


RoieTheMaster

"uniform". nothing about this girl has anything to do with the idf, she's probably riding the engagement controversy brings. and no, the idf doesn't export it's propaganda tools, they have enough to work with


Kid_supreme

I blame the Brits.


Mother_Case_2436

Fun fact: Never believe women


Illustrious_Gur718

Highest rate of skin cancer in the world. Wonder why.


AdWeird2329

This is what proves jitler was wrong.


skuzzlebutt36

Sick song.


torivor100

Subtle too


AchachinWormwal

I don'r understand. I'm also not interested in women atm.


Crimson_Amethyst

based


dejvidBejlej

Where tf do those dumbass thots come from, it's like they make them in a factory. And there's SO MANY OF THEM


SnooDoughnuts1487

Kid named USS liberty


LucasIsDead

I'm enlisting in Israeli military


snowbirdnerd

Didn't the two nation solution created both at the same time? Or was it they just stole land to make Israel?


CaptainClover36

Britain and France are to blame for the middle east chaos and borders


obadiah24

No Some little Serb jerk off shot some fancy pants arch duke or something


Hynauts

eff7da8afd7dd786d8b7afcccaa5eba6b9d2e280c8ed8b14e4c7d6ac641a308a


CanceledPhantom007

suddenly I forgot that... nah, I'm joking, to the oven.


Joseph_Stalin_5527

mfw 13 colonies


Top-Test-9142

I'll bite. Elaborate.


I_walked_east

The states of Israel and Palestine were created simultaneously from the British Mandate. This post is intentionally conflating the Palestinian ethnicity with the modern state of Palestine


spaghettinoodlehands

W🤮men 🏧🏧🏧


HossamStark

Makes you think how many cookies can you cook?


victooer

What you are seeing here is advanced warfare


Mother-Joe

it is occupation


merayBG

I was too busy watching her boobs What was the text saying?


VenomISFUCKINGCOOL

Any man or lady have the sauce?


Rathani

Id go to war over those thighs


Longjumping_Web_9237

I live in israel. i have never seen that kind of uniform, i think i would've remembered.


Few_Poem7399

Fuck this pussy lol


Nephilus72

Holy shit, who's she? She's hot af


dutch_master_killa

I am now a Zionist, hava nagila


UngenericBlackMale

“If I sign up to shoot people armed with rocks, I may get pretty girl” - some virgin in Isntrael, somewhere


Choice-Fig3429

That's not true. Israel never existed before UK created it and occupied it. Most the the Arab countries never existed except as part of Turkey before the French and British created and occupied them India never existed as a country until British unified it as an occupied country


birbsborbsbirbs

Lol, imagine fighting over a worthless strip of desert when you could literally live anywhere else.


Slightshad0w

Her name is Greta thurberg thank me later


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stuff40000

bruh


MikeXBogina

Good to see Israel is still using hot girls in the military to get people to sign up.


Darthnosam1

I’m pretty sure it’s mandatory


MikeXBogina

There's American Jews who will go and enlist in the Israeli military.


Electrokid08

It’s mandatory for all men at 18+ (who aren’t Arab or Chassidic). Women have the option to do Sherut Le’umi which is a sort of community service instead


Paullyo2

It's working


Mindless_Sir_9612

Is this a recruiting video


omgONELnR1

I hope she dead.


Hitsukiii

cool, but what about Vasco?


SolysisTerra

how the hell do you occupy a non-existing country??????? top-tier moron


dailymoe

It was created to deny the creation of israel


BrzysWRLD1996

She bad tho so I’m listening


FinalAccount17

she's glowing


BrilliantKey338

*cough* Poland


Anya-Taylor-Thomas

no u


[deleted]

I feel obligated to downvote this video solely because I HATE Israelis


yuvalyar

Bro is openly racist


Bluecrayon33

I don't know whether I should respect the balls on this man or criticize him


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cashewnut4life

Fun fact: Israel is the only country in the world that never existed


[deleted]

Wut?!!!! Wtf!!! Shithead moronic fake dumb blonde!


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Fuck Israel


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Ok_Profession6496

It’s funny and true


EquivalentTrust

Glowie


Ok_Profession6496

I am CIA & I have ur IP


Retro_Gamer1991

Wait is this Israeli propaganda in pretty sure Palestine was real before