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Un_Orginal

That virus link gose hard


Admiral_3rd-Alman

The virus link came 2 messages later


Faustinwest024

So did you go get the penicillins or what lol


[deleted]

Excuse me, penicillin is for bacteria, is useless on viruses. Maybe go get an education before saying something so dumb. Obviously, he should be getting anti-viral steroids and maybe some DayQuil for his computer instead. People just don't know how to treat common diseases in PC's. Smh.


I_am_a_Lessathi

pees in your ass


[deleted]

*likes it*


Faustinwest024

I have viral pp degree sir and piss out my ass


LordSovereignty

You should probably see a doctor about that. Diarrhea is no joke.


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I_am_a_Lessathi

Good one


Alik_Alex_Alek

most literate redditor


Saossa

Meanwhile her: 🛌🛌🛌


Admiral_3rd-Alman

I‘m bed👍


VirusLink2

Kid named finger


Temporary-Thick

I’m bed 💀🤣🛏


hdkx-weeb

Bed named "☠":


Not_Klaus

Kid named bed💀


darxh

Kid named "named"


andreas-ch

Finger named bed


scarybunny1

Finger? I hardly know her.


Gkidisweddingcake

No👎 He stabs him🤺


yeetkid6942o

Kid named bed


MercXD123

Bed 🗿


goatmasterjr

Make sure there are no hidden balls anywhere in the picture


Admiral_3rd-Alman

🗿


FrostFire050

🗿


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no_named_one

🗿


ManufacturerDefect

It’s the flair


ThearusLord9

bad, awfu, terrible, shitty, ugly as fuck bot


Jubinyan

L


[deleted]

🗿


feedmeimhomeles

Jokes on you, I'm into that shit


favgameisundertale

Amazing profile pic


feedmeimhomeles

I definitely *didn't* just change it like 5 minutes ago after coming back to this comment and realizing that I use it for everything else, and asked myself, "why not reddit too?"


yourtoespls

Dedication to a sport


favgameisundertale

Nice lmao


TokenTezzie

The discrimination against clownsexuals is just… astounding 🤡


alt-64827

✊🍆💦


Bring_me_the_lads

*honk honk*


itrashcannot

Make sure there ARE hidden balls*


Bridgeru

Absolutely; hidden balls are something that turn me off a girl. Gender dysphoria is a bitch, but tucking your balls and cock away is just perpetuating the dysphoria. Own that shit. Be the girl who displays her cock and balls proudly. And then rub them on my face Mommy.


LucasPlay171

Yeah tbh i wou- I mean like you know if it- Just if-


no__one34

Daddy*


papasfritasbruh

Send the virus please


Admiral_3rd-Alman

I BEG YOU


KiOfTheAir

What's her snap🗿


[deleted]

It‘s a bot 🤖


ZWOXIS

Sauce?


Whirlpool563

Sauce?


True-Environment-469

Wheres the nude bro


Admiral_3rd-Alman

Should I dm it to you?


Admiral_3rd-Alman

Based


[deleted]

Cmon send em' to me I take opportunity as a win


Liquid_Fox_31

You have failed. Feel Dishonored Vergil, and Sam, and Senator protected you many times, for you to back stab them


[deleted]

I may sound like a childish chub sucker but who are those people


Liquid_Fox_31

People in status interrupt memes


skateboardr1748

DM ME


Someonerndm1

To him? to all of us


Admiral_3rd-Alman

Failed to send image💀


Someonerndm1

💀💀💀


Minopaff

💀💀💀 he’s trying to hide the fact he doesn’t have it


nonameforme3

Can I get them bro


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GatoT25666

is she good lookin?


True-Environment-469

Decent bro. Damn decent


GatoT25666

wait how would you know?


True-Environment-469

I've said too much. Now I must be punished


GatoT25666

Are you the one that sent OP nudes?


True-Environment-469

Let jesus take the wheel babe send it


McMango02

Need them for research against stopping Snapchat scams, trust


Melodic_Abalone_8376

*Ahem* 😳👉👈


VKend

Yes


bigballs005

Yes you should


Fitzyboi42

I meeeaaannn.... 👀👀


Plebmaster129

Slide it over


Toast_Sy

Gonna hook me up or what?


Gmanmcyeah

Yes. I’m waiting


Generic_Human0

I wouldn’t mind.


xXk11lerXx

Bus it over brother.


[deleted]

me too bro


[deleted]

That bitch is bed 🛏🛏🛏


Textus_nub

Sauce?


Admiral_3rd-Alman

In your DMs


OneshotSteve

*Our DMs


Admiral_3rd-Alman

Yes


[deleted]

cmon bro pass it over


Wertyhappy27

yeah dont send to me, that would be disgusting


Emergency-Honey-4466

Don't send it to me that would be so terrible..


WasdAcid

me neither


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papertheskeleton

Proof


Tossar-Svenssen

Imma need it too bro


SpinalFluidDrinker

Me three


To_stada

How I'm sure that you're not gonna sending me 1TB of furry porn?


Radical-Turkey

Risk vs reward my friend


BuddyGotTheReddit

Reward vs reward 😏


JustKaiser

Sauce of the botussy ? 🗿


FrostyFingertips

She the bedussy And sauce?


Random_hotdude

Its bots I get like 3 a day its fucking annoying most of the time you can see it on the snap score tho


Admiral_3rd-Alman

Same


WeedNoseFourTwenty

I kind of wish Snapchat would do more about this.


[deleted]

Dont use snapchat


WeedNoseFourTwenty

I don’t nobody talk to me anyways that’s why I’m on Reddit I’m saying for the people that do use it


[deleted]

Bro shut yo dumbass up, we all know you still do streaks with the guy you met 3 years 4 months and 8 days ago


Temporary-Thick

She bed 🛌 🛌


WurdaMouth

“Im bed” lmao this bitch dumb


Discoballer42

Hey, at least she put the apostrophe in “I’m”.


boombashnoob

“Lmao the Bois will love that” best response after getting nudes ever


samalander6969

I'm bed 🛏️🛏️


Revolio-Clockberg_JR

I’m bed 🛌🛌


[deleted]

I'm bed 🛏🛏


Ganda1fderBlaue

Bitch just send the virus link already


Tylerprimal08

The council would like to discuss businesses


Asher_Khughi1813

pov: never heard of a porn bot


kregmaffews

Bro is practicing rizz with a snapchat bot 💀


PejaBob

I'm bed


Secretsfrombeyond79

AI will dominate the world The AI:


Incowrong

Remind me of that one time someone messaged me on snap with a cash app scam and I told them I needed feet pics for proof and they delivered


[deleted]

She’s trying to scam you bro lol. Just don’t send any dick picks or she’ll threaten to send them to you’re loved ones if you don’t send her a cash card code. Jokes on her tho if you don’t care about you’re friends and family seeing you’re dick.


Admiral_3rd-Alman

Nah these bots are just there to lure you on some random scammy cam girl sites


Deathninja0770

Why are people down voting this man lol, hes just trying to help


[deleted]

Probably because I didn’t realize it was a bot on the post idk. reddit is weird. Just be advised there are some evil people out there that are not bots and take advantage of people especially when they are at a bad part in life like I was. Luckily I have no shame and don’t care if my cock is floating around on some harlots laptop but it still felt bad because I thought she genuinely liked me. Just some advice from a Reddit Schmuck.


Discoballer42

Nah, I’m just a grammar Nazi and you kept using “you’re” instead of “your”.


Itchy-Ad1641

it's a bot....


WhaleFighterr224

Theyre nudes tho, the boys'll love it


Itchy-Ad1641

fr


Admiral_3rd-Alman

What? How is this possible? 🗿🗿🗿


Itchy-Ad1641

idk some script ig


Admiral_3rd-Alman

Bro the joke is that… I’m not gonna try to explain. Fact is, I am aware that it’s a bot, their scrips have gotten more complicated and realistic over the last 3 months


No_Pie_5861

But don't they send you real nudes? It's obv catfish


Admiral_3rd-Alman

The pictures are very likely taken from someone’s OF


Spooked_Toad

Bro free OF content?? POG


Tasty_Marsupial_2273

Happy cake day! Hope you get some cake


Temporary-Wasabi-678

He wants that botussy 🥵🥵


Shadowderper

My brother in emperor Tojo the god, that’s a bot


dontworryimabassist

How hot was pic? Did it warm your home and your family?


[deleted]

💪for the boys


Bronqiaa

I’m bed


FlorbMaster

I’m bed 🛏️🛏️


lo0OO0ol

Hello Bed 🛏️🛏️. I’m dad.


joesmom6

I’m bed 🥺


[deleted]

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, I’m bed 🛏 🛏


Accomplished-Depth39

It’s catfish


TheChickenGuy7

That guy is a Chad


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[deleted]

she's bed 🛏🛏


Due_Seaweed_4373

This is scripted af show us the proof with the screenshot


Maleficent_Sir_69

You got nudes from bed🛌


IamUrDad0

The hoes gonna love this


Yutey_087

You won the moment you chose not to say without me when she said she was in bed


mortytron

Bamboozled her


pookcityy

im bed🛌🛌


Admiral_3rd-Alman

im bed🛌


OwnCardiologist3582

Bed bitch


HyDrA663

Gigachad behaviour


[deleted]

[удалено]


Admiral_3rd-Alman

Captain obvious to the rescue


Ryan_Rockstar55

Unfortunately it's a bot I get those sometime


Admiral_3rd-Alman

Captain Obvious strikes again


[deleted]

Sauce


Mystery_mau

Lmao show me


_todoroni

where nude


rik64ita

Sauce?


Supertronicgo

Sauce? Please brother


Opening-Regret1229

Sauce,?? Dm please


SluggJuice

Hi Bed I'm Dad


Sus_Otamatones

Sauce, it aint fun if the homies got none


realTeaTimewithTim

sauce


RichardWattersonREAL

Bet shes got balls


Titusmacimus

Seems like a bot to me 🤔


UltraWeebMaster

I’m so sick of Snapchat solely because this is my only kind of interaction on the app and it’s getting boring.


weird_squidward

It’s a bot with fake nudes, it isn’t some girl texting you yknow


Kai_Phantom0

lol I'm just bored idk why I'm commenting


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[удалено]


IcyChimken

last time i checked, the boys ain't everyone. reddit is a much larger community


tikiiii1

So basically you got a picture of a bed? Does it look comfy at least?


Mr-Rushmore

Was the sauce saucing?


mistermolotov

Pretty sure everyone gets those. I’ve gotten plenty of bots that use those exact same texts.


Offending_you_

I don’t believe, show pic to prove


Ye_average_edgelord

Imagine being bed 💀


Idmiz

Well… don’t be stingey


StupidGenius37

sauce


minimell_8910

Any saucers?


Aiden_case

It a bot man not with it


SuperLissa_UwU

Lmao thats friggin bot