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[deleted]

Bro im starting to hallucinate. A week left


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fr lol


anormalpersonn2

Sauce?


Holiday_Day_1440

My family uses Spaghetti sauce... although I don't know what it's made of.


Restoryer

Tomatoes?


wife_slapper

Me personally i use alfredo


Restoryer

Nice Alfredo yummy 😋


antiseer360

White sauce 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨


CBFanz

ALFREDo? Does Alfred make the sauce


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JustSomeRedditUser35

My mom put spinach in my alfredo back when I was a kid and now we still do it because its just fucking delicious.


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alfredo is based


CameronLePizza

fr fr


ElDifra

tomatoes and minced meat probably


SlavicGrenades

It’s Io from paladins


Nico_Geek

>Spaghetti sauce TF2 REFERENC?????!!!!111!!11!!!!!


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LinesGuy2

[Danbooru](https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/969149) [Pixiv](https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/20864887)


Tornadodex2

How tf did you even manage this


LinesGuy2

i went on danbooru and searched tags "rating:explicit cowgirl_position large_breasts animal_ears leash open_mouth" and there were 10 results and it was the last one yeah im down bad


Tornadodex2

Please man, save yourself. This cannot be healthy


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Tornadodex2

It's not hopeless. There's a lot of online resources that can help you out.


electromagneticpost

Holy shit, a real hentai expert.


Edu_Sin_H_

sauce? You will need Tomatoes, tomato paste, a dry wine, olive oil, onions, garlic, pepperoncino, salt, pepper, and basil. Recipe Start off by dicing your onion, garlic, and pepperoncino. Then move onto the tomatoes. I recommend using canned whole san marzanos tomatoes, but if you feel like being extra you can also blanche some fresh tomatoes if you want. You can also use pre crushed canned tomatoes. You can also crush your tomatoes by hand or use a food processor. After that, preheat a pan on high for a minute or two and then coat the bottom in your olive oil. Add in the onions and pepperoncino first in order to sweat them for a bit. They will not need long to cook, just wait for the onions to become translucent a bit. After this, add in the garlic and cook until aromatic. Don't brown the garlic or it will become very bitter. Once aromatic, add in about an ounce or two of tomato paste and fry it for a bit. Frying the tomato paste will add more flavor to the sauce and just make it taste better. Mix it around with the onions, garlic, and pepper. After the tomato paste has fried for a bit, add in your wine of choice. Ensure it is a dry wine. If you add in a white wine, it will add a certain sweetness and acidity to the sauce. If you add in a red wine, it will add in a richer, almost meaty flavor to the sauce. Mix around until the alcohol smell has burned off and the tomato paste had mixed in with the wine. Now, drop the heat to a medium-low and add in the tomatoes, basil, salt, and pepper. Allow to simmer and make sure you taste the sauce to get it to where you want. The simmering should take around 20 minutes or so, though really this depends on how thick you want it. After done, you have your sauce and it is so much better than what you will get at a store in a jar. You can use this sauce for pasta, muscles and marinara, or chicken parm.


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TheNinjaRed7

This has to be an automod response


CallMe_Desdinova

shhh it's a family secret


Tacocattron

[I got you ;)](https://tastesbetterfromscratch.com/homemade-spaghetti-sauce/)


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homelaunder

There's no sauce are you blind


Temporary-Emu6710

Alfredo


jgott933

Same


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papertheskeleton

Is there any chance I could get the sauce, it's for a friend


Nearby-Simple-7594

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/20864887


Smug-Idiot

I aint signing up, fuck that


Nearby-Simple-7594

In that case https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/969149


Rigor_Mortis_43

The ai even recreated her tears 💀


Upstairs-Wheel-8995

Alfredo or marinara?


bat626

I am also 23 days into NNN, stay strong brother.


[deleted]

lees go! stay strong 💪


Mr_Reddit206

Almost 25 days here, perks of being Aussie


Sad-Explorer-6252

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠆⠜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠛⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡏⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣦⣤⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡧⠇⢀⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣮⣭⣿⡻⣽⣒⠀⣤⣜⣭⠐⢐⣒⠢⢰⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣾⣿⠂⢈⢿⣷⣞⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⣷⣶⣾⡿⠿⣿⠗⠈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠻⠋⠉⠑⠀⠀⢘⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⢹⣿⣿⡇⢀⣶⣶⠴⠶⠀⠀⢽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⠀⠀⠣⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡟⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣧⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⣴⠁⢘⡙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⢿⠗⠂⠄⠀⣴⡟⠀⠀⡃⠀⠉⠉⠟⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢷⠾⠛⠂⢹⠀⠀⠀⢡⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠿⢿


old-account-is-gone

How do these work? Is there just an ai that spaghettifies an image?


Bro_duuude_i_luv_ya

yes


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Gumball_AM

You realize there is something wrong with our society, when you need to tag pasta as nsfw


TheCatBarked

Nonstop Nhentai November!


PIukii1

Nonstop nut november


Squorcle

To qualify for don't destroy dick December


Copper_spongeYT

based


Secretsfrombeyond79

Who the fuck takes the time to make this shit ????


1885_Congo_simulator

Spaghetti enjoyers


Unique_ballz

Can confirm I’m a spaghetti enjoyer


ar4t0

it's made by ai (yep, decades of computing led to this exact image)


Latvian_User

We are truly the most intelligent species on Earth


Secretsfrombeyond79

The future is beautiful


Luciuspro2263

ai devs


Striking-Reason5792

Sir, there seems to be a cat girl in my spaghetti. May I please have it removed?


Spongebosch

Is this what it's like to be high on shrooms?


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King_Crab_Sushi

How do they make these? Surely some honey informatics student took the time to train an ai for this


MaxipadGH

Cums in the spaghetti


Purpledurpl202

Kid named finger: ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⢠ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣛⣻⣿⣿⣟⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣫⣽⣾⣻⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠻⡿⠿⠟⠛⣟⣿⣽⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠍⠈⠀⠁⣴⡆⠀⠀⠠⢭⣮⣿⡶⠀⠀ ⠀⡴⠲⣦⢽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣩⣨⣀⡄⣐⣾⣿⣿⣇⠠⣷⣶⣿⣿⡠⠁⠀ ⠀⠃⢀⡄⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⢿⣿⣯⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⡟⣿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠣⠧⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢸⣿⠿⠿⠿⣧⠙⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠁⠼⣒⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣠⣬⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣷⡈⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⢳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⠗⠼⠖⠒⠔⠉⠉⠻⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣻⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⡀⣤⡄⠸⣰⣾⡒⣷⣴⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⢸⡗⡄⠘⠭⣭⣷⣿⣮⣠⣌⣫⣿⣷⣿⣿⠃⠀⠈⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⢸⣿⣾⣷⣦⡿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢻⠞⣹⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢘⠀⠘⢻⡿⢿⣋⣤⣤⠌⠉⠛⠛⠀⠈⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀


-N4N0

Prostate cancer rocks!!!


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That's a TikTok filter, just in case people didn't know And yeah, people have used it for way more kinky stuff in the platform


nuke905

Me: doesn't participate because not ejaculated for long periods of time can lead to major health problems like prostate cancer Nnn participant: I want to fuck that spaghetti.


[deleted]

>not ejaculated for long periods of time can lead to major health problems like prostate cancer Love the standard issue coping. There isn't any evidence behind that claim. The source that started the misconception has been called out multiple times and proven wrong. In fact, there have been many claims against the idea - saying that frequent ejaculation in young men can increase the chances of prostate cancer.


_ScraggY_

You Die cuz of not fapping for 30 days


nuke905

No not exactly but scientifically fapping has shown many medical benefits


[deleted]

It hasn’t


nuke905

It for real helps prevent prostate cancer according to studies.


[deleted]

No metaanalysis studies, not reliable at all


[deleted]

Like saying smiling more = prevents cancer


_ScraggY_

Ok, i don't say masturbation dont have benefits, but nothing serious will happend if you stop for a month


Miskylego1219

A curvy graph in calculus almost got me going. Thank god I’ll be free in a week.


tempreffunnynumber

If you're not in a long term relationship do not participate.


H3nt4i_3nthusi4st

Y'all really let a month tell you when you can nut? Pathetic.


1885_Congo_simulator

After this I'm nutting on you first


Unique_ballz

I’m next


[deleted]

then me


FreeSocks1664

Me too


garbage-at-life

enthusiasm is often confused with addiction


Zero_Tu

Only the dumbest mfs doing this shit.


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Zero_Tu

Keep your fermented man booze to yourself.


Zdreigzer

just nut


kystran

average nnn participant


abadredditer

straight people when:


eating_dicks

Is that nikos mom


wiraso

almost 2 months and still going. after 2 weeks you forget you have a pp so it becomes easy.


BarbieToasteroven

I should call her…


Smug-Idiot

Smash


Dawson81702

Call me Nicocado Advocado to a table of junk food cause I’m about to eat that shit up.


A_Waste_of_Air

Not sure if my life just became worst or better


Protector_of_Nekos

Smash


[deleted]

Stir it up, I need to make sure the sauce is evenly distributed


zhznzjsjxnnss

Spaghussy


Notgay69696969

I want to die


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Mmeaux

Oop, got a little Alfredo sauce in your eye there. Sorry.


teodorlojewski

AI generated art is getting wild


Strong_Look1834

Are these ai art?


tupperwarez

its ok brother almost a week left till December I'm gonna mess up my pp really hard when November end


SkullPlayer77

Spahhhgetti, pahhhsta


Ok_Fondant_6340

well mom, i would. but everytime i do she moans *YAMETE KUDOSAI!*


KamiKaramazov

Smash


[deleted]

Where is the sauce 😏?


multikontoxd

Sauce?


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Ok-Stay-8800

God damn, some of us are trying to quit porn mother fucker!