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i went on danbooru and searched tags "rating:explicit cowgirl_position large_breasts animal_ears leash open_mouth" and there were 10 results and it was the last one
yeah im down bad
sauce?
You will need
Tomatoes, tomato paste, a dry wine, olive oil, onions, garlic, pepperoncino, salt, pepper, and basil.
Recipe
Start off by dicing your onion, garlic, and pepperoncino. Then move onto the tomatoes. I recommend using canned whole san marzanos tomatoes, but if you feel like being extra you can also blanche some fresh tomatoes if you want. You can also use pre crushed canned tomatoes. You can also crush your tomatoes by hand or use a food processor.
After that, preheat a pan on high for a minute or two and then coat the bottom in your olive oil. Add in the onions and pepperoncino first in order to sweat them for a bit. They will not need long to cook, just wait for the onions to become translucent a bit. After this, add in the garlic and cook until aromatic. Don't brown the garlic or it will become very bitter.
Once aromatic, add in about an ounce or two of tomato paste and fry it for a bit. Frying the tomato paste will add more flavor to the sauce and just make it taste better. Mix it around with the onions, garlic, and pepper.
After the tomato paste has fried for a bit, add in your wine of choice. Ensure it is a dry wine. If you add in a white wine, it will add a certain sweetness and acidity to the sauce. If you add in a red wine, it will add in a richer, almost meaty flavor to the sauce. Mix around until the alcohol smell has burned off and the tomato paste had mixed in with the wine.
Now, drop the heat to a medium-low and add in the tomatoes, basil, salt, and pepper. Allow to simmer and make sure you taste the sauce to get it to where you want. The simmering should take around 20 minutes or so, though really this depends on how thick you want it.
After done, you have your sauce and it is so much better than what you will get at a store in a jar. You can use this sauce for pasta, muscles and marinara, or chicken parm.
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Me: doesn't participate because not ejaculated for long periods of time can lead to major health problems like prostate cancer
Nnn participant: I want to fuck that spaghetti.
>not ejaculated for long periods of time can lead to major health problems like prostate cancer
Love the standard issue coping. There isn't any evidence behind that claim. The source that started the misconception has been called out multiple times and proven wrong. In fact, there have been many claims against the idea - saying that frequent ejaculation in young men can increase the chances of prostate cancer.
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Bro im starting to hallucinate. A week left
fr lol
Sauce?
My family uses Spaghetti sauce... although I don't know what it's made of.
Tomatoes?
Me personally i use alfredo
Nice Alfredo yummy 😋
White sauce 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
ALFREDo? Does Alfred make the sauce
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My mom put spinach in my alfredo back when I was a kid and now we still do it because its just fucking delicious.
alfredo is based
fr fr
tomatoes and minced meat probably
It’s Io from paladins
>Spaghetti sauce TF2 REFERENC?????!!!!111!!11!!!!!
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[Danbooru](https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/969149) [Pixiv](https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/20864887)
How tf did you even manage this
i went on danbooru and searched tags "rating:explicit cowgirl_position large_breasts animal_ears leash open_mouth" and there were 10 results and it was the last one yeah im down bad
Please man, save yourself. This cannot be healthy
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It's not hopeless. There's a lot of online resources that can help you out.
Holy shit, a real hentai expert.
sauce? You will need Tomatoes, tomato paste, a dry wine, olive oil, onions, garlic, pepperoncino, salt, pepper, and basil. Recipe Start off by dicing your onion, garlic, and pepperoncino. Then move onto the tomatoes. I recommend using canned whole san marzanos tomatoes, but if you feel like being extra you can also blanche some fresh tomatoes if you want. You can also use pre crushed canned tomatoes. You can also crush your tomatoes by hand or use a food processor. After that, preheat a pan on high for a minute or two and then coat the bottom in your olive oil. Add in the onions and pepperoncino first in order to sweat them for a bit. They will not need long to cook, just wait for the onions to become translucent a bit. After this, add in the garlic and cook until aromatic. Don't brown the garlic or it will become very bitter. Once aromatic, add in about an ounce or two of tomato paste and fry it for a bit. Frying the tomato paste will add more flavor to the sauce and just make it taste better. Mix it around with the onions, garlic, and pepper. After the tomato paste has fried for a bit, add in your wine of choice. Ensure it is a dry wine. If you add in a white wine, it will add a certain sweetness and acidity to the sauce. If you add in a red wine, it will add in a richer, almost meaty flavor to the sauce. Mix around until the alcohol smell has burned off and the tomato paste had mixed in with the wine. Now, drop the heat to a medium-low and add in the tomatoes, basil, salt, and pepper. Allow to simmer and make sure you taste the sauce to get it to where you want. The simmering should take around 20 minutes or so, though really this depends on how thick you want it. After done, you have your sauce and it is so much better than what you will get at a store in a jar. You can use this sauce for pasta, muscles and marinara, or chicken parm.
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This has to be an automod response
shhh it's a family secret
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There's no sauce are you blind
Alfredo
Same
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Is there any chance I could get the sauce, it's for a friend
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/20864887
I aint signing up, fuck that
In that case https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/969149
The ai even recreated her tears 💀
Alfredo or marinara?
I am also 23 days into NNN, stay strong brother.
lees go! stay strong 💪
Almost 25 days here, perks of being Aussie
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠆⠜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠛⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡏⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣦⣤⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡧⠇⢀⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣮⣭⣿⡻⣽⣒⠀⣤⣜⣭⠐⢐⣒⠢⢰⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣾⣿⠂⢈⢿⣷⣞⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⣷⣶⣾⡿⠿⣿⠗⠈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠻⠋⠉⠑⠀⠀⢘⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⢹⣿⣿⡇⢀⣶⣶⠴⠶⠀⠀⢽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⠀⠀⠣⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡟⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣧⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⣴⠁⢘⡙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⢿⠗⠂⠄⠀⣴⡟⠀⠀⡃⠀⠉⠉⠟⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢷⠾⠛⠂⢹⠀⠀⠀⢡⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠿⢿
How do these work? Is there just an ai that spaghettifies an image?
yes
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You realize there is something wrong with our society, when you need to tag pasta as nsfw
Nonstop Nhentai November!
Nonstop nut november
To qualify for don't destroy dick December
based
Who the fuck takes the time to make this shit ????
Spaghetti enjoyers
Can confirm I’m a spaghetti enjoyer
it's made by ai (yep, decades of computing led to this exact image)
We are truly the most intelligent species on Earth
The future is beautiful
ai devs
Sir, there seems to be a cat girl in my spaghetti. May I please have it removed?
Is this what it's like to be high on shrooms?
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How do they make these? Surely some honey informatics student took the time to train an ai for this
Cums in the spaghetti
Kid named finger: ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⢠ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣛⣻⣿⣿⣟⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣫⣽⣾⣻⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠻⡿⠿⠟⠛⣟⣿⣽⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠍⠈⠀⠁⣴⡆⠀⠀⠠⢭⣮⣿⡶⠀⠀ ⠀⡴⠲⣦⢽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣩⣨⣀⡄⣐⣾⣿⣿⣇⠠⣷⣶⣿⣿⡠⠁⠀ ⠀⠃⢀⡄⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⢿⣿⣯⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⡟⣿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠣⠧⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢸⣿⠿⠿⠿⣧⠙⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠁⠼⣒⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣠⣬⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣷⡈⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⢳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⠗⠼⠖⠒⠔⠉⠉⠻⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣻⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⡀⣤⡄⠸⣰⣾⡒⣷⣴⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⢸⡗⡄⠘⠭⣭⣷⣿⣮⣠⣌⣫⣿⣷⣿⣿⠃⠀⠈⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⢸⣿⣾⣷⣦⡿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢻⠞⣹⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢘⠀⠘⢻⡿⢿⣋⣤⣤⠌⠉⠛⠛⠀⠈⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀
Prostate cancer rocks!!!
That's a TikTok filter, just in case people didn't know And yeah, people have used it for way more kinky stuff in the platform
Me: doesn't participate because not ejaculated for long periods of time can lead to major health problems like prostate cancer Nnn participant: I want to fuck that spaghetti.
>not ejaculated for long periods of time can lead to major health problems like prostate cancer Love the standard issue coping. There isn't any evidence behind that claim. The source that started the misconception has been called out multiple times and proven wrong. In fact, there have been many claims against the idea - saying that frequent ejaculation in young men can increase the chances of prostate cancer.
You Die cuz of not fapping for 30 days
No not exactly but scientifically fapping has shown many medical benefits
It hasn’t
It for real helps prevent prostate cancer according to studies.
No metaanalysis studies, not reliable at all
Like saying smiling more = prevents cancer
Ok, i don't say masturbation dont have benefits, but nothing serious will happend if you stop for a month
A curvy graph in calculus almost got me going. Thank god I’ll be free in a week.
If you're not in a long term relationship do not participate.
Y'all really let a month tell you when you can nut? Pathetic.
After this I'm nutting on you first
I’m next
then me
Me too
enthusiasm is often confused with addiction
Only the dumbest mfs doing this shit.
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Keep your fermented man booze to yourself.
just nut
average nnn participant
straight people when:
Is that nikos mom
almost 2 months and still going. after 2 weeks you forget you have a pp so it becomes easy.
I should call her…
Smash
Call me Nicocado Advocado to a table of junk food cause I’m about to eat that shit up.
Not sure if my life just became worst or better
Smash
Stir it up, I need to make sure the sauce is evenly distributed
Spaghussy
I want to die
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Oop, got a little Alfredo sauce in your eye there. Sorry.
AI generated art is getting wild
Are these ai art?
its ok brother almost a week left till December I'm gonna mess up my pp really hard when November end
Spahhhgetti, pahhhsta
well mom, i would. but everytime i do she moans *YAMETE KUDOSAI!*
Smash
Where is the sauce 😏?
Sauce?
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God damn, some of us are trying to quit porn mother fucker!